Holland Patent Central High School - Hollander Yearbook (Holland Patent, NY)

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I s 'YG S Charles Mackey, the new U.S. ambassador to France, is rumored to be marrying Madame Fifi. Joe Mahar is now co-starring in the new version of nRomec and Juliet' with Marilyn Monroe. Willie Mani is the Secretary of Commerce to the President. Andy McKee has just finished a piano recital at Madison Square Garden with Victor Borge and Liberace. Keith Mead is the new dlrector of research at the U.S. Public Information Serviceg he also wrestles at Marigold on Saturdays. Bruce Miller has recently gone into partnership with Wesley Sharpe in the radio and television repair service. Lois Muniente has received her masters degree in math at Albany Stateg she will now teach the children of the King of Siam. Fred Myers is starring with the Cook S1ster's Trio who sing at Frenchville every Saturday night. B111 Owen 1s chauffeur for Governor Harriman and has been fined for going through five stop signs. Jack Pelton is constucting lathes out of cable. Betty Perry has married the King of Hearts and is now on a good will tour of the Empire. Gale Pickard has taken a position of nurse at Bellevue Hospital in N.Y.C.g her most recent patient, Peter Lawford, gave her his tonsils as a keepsake when he left. Bryon Piddock has organized his own dance band, the Jolly Seven, and is now playing in the Blue Room at the Butterfield House. Dwight Putnam will replace Mr. Hutton as driver ed. teacher next year. Max Radell has been offered the position of public relations man for the Da1ryman's League. Jeanne Rowlands has replaced Donna Atwood in the Ice Capades of 1960. Sue Sanderson is now head of the Arts Department at Yale. Dave Schallenberg has been appointed Secretary of the Treasury by the President. Merwin Simons is now a Wall Street broker with offices in Stittville and New York City. Marguerite Smith, recording star, has come out with a new version of 'Let Me Go Loveru. Robert Warcup is the new clown of Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus. Douglas Worthen has just accepted Gale P1ckard's proposal, but insists she return Peter Lawford's tonsils. The party is overg the guests leave the castle once more and drive off in handsome carriages and off into the future to attain even greater success.

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Seniorprnplwfg June 27, 1960 The castle tonight is the scene of great festivities. This is the fifth anniversary of the graduation of the Holland Patent class of '55 and the Lords and Ladies have returned to renew old friendships. All present have been very successful we are told. Without further adieu, let us move around the court and reacquaint ourselves with the illustrious guests. B111 Arend, dressed in stately robes, has just been appointed Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. Wesley Adams has bought the H.C. Pain coal dealership and is covered with soot and dust. Donald Abbuhl was recently voted one of the ten best dressed men in the world. He is wearing velvet with a plume hat. George Armstrong came in first at Indianapolis on his speedy steed. Charles Ballou was knighted for his construction of the first trans- Atlantic bridge. Peter Bartholomew has just finished his hobo trek through the U.S. and plans to lead a sarfari to Africa. Robert Bolton is a star tenor in the Longine Choraleere. Carol Buttenschon attends the ladies in waiting at her reducing salon. Alma Cady has been elected P.T.A. chairman at Gedunk Central School. Harvey Clemons has just purchased the Riverview Burlesque House from Carl Roberts. Art Cole has been elected national chairman of the F.F.A. this year. Marilyn Coleman is still a lady in waiting, meanwhile she is a star on the all-girls baseball team. Georgia Crave is a new dance instructor at Arthur Murrays. Bob Croop has gone into partnership with Harry Finn on the Finndale farm. Jim Cushman, sporting expert, has broken the record for shooting polar bears in the Florida Everglades. Paul Edic has been crowned champion of the lance and crossbow. Ed Genter, king of the sport car designers, will produce a new model for Ford Motors which will sell for 375,000. Arlene Gillett is replacing Betty Crocker as chief chef to the king. Bob Grems has trained the last four winners in the Royal Dog Show. Shirley Haney has finally reached her goal: she swam the English Channel. Nancy Helmer has just graduated from the School for Terpsichoreans and her stage name is WBubbles'. Pete Hoffman, graduate of M.V.T.I., is head electrician for the White House. Ruth Hohn sings alto in the Fred Waring Choir, she also plays horn. Pat Howe is the fashion consultant at Saks Fifth Avenue. Charles Johnson has been appointed Grand Commander of the Royal Atomic Submarine Fleet. Frances Kirkland has been appointed governess to the children of the Royal Family. Art Klossner, of te1ev1s1on's 'Midwestern Hayr1de', has organized his own cowboy orchestra. Jim Kotary, appointed Poet Laureate to the court, also has his own gas station at Floyd, New York. Gladys LaComb is now head nurse at St. El1zabeth's Hospital. Her most recent patient, Peter Lawford, gave her his appendix when he left. Marcia Mack, famed violinist, has just given a command performance at the White House.

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EIIIUI' t t MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Lois Muniente and B111 Arend contemplate a comic book BEST DRESSED Betty Ann Perry and Don Abbuhl dressed in the latent style