Holland High School - Boomerang Yearbook (Holland, MI)

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H.H.S. THE BOOMERANG 1923 If your name here you spy Don't cry. Good jokes are rare- Take care. If your name is left out Don't sit there and poutg ,Iust put on a grin Then soon you'll be in! Eva Tysse. A CLASSIC ESSAY Essay on Frogs .-X. Student XVhat a wonderful bird the frog are! XX'hen he stand, he sit, almost. NVhen he hop he fly, almost. He ain't got no scnse, hardly. I-Ie ain't got no tail, hardly, either. VVhen he sit he sit on what he ain't got, almost. Bill Vande Wfaterz Well, there is one man that King George has to take his hat off to. ,Iohn Telling: I don't believe it. Bill: How about his barber? She had a vast amount of money, but it had come to her quite recently. One day an acquaintance asked her if she was fond of art. Fond of art! she exclaimed, VVell. I should say I was! If I am ever in a city where there's an artery, I never fail to visit it. Ted. spell cloth, said Miss VVickes. Ted was silent. Come, come. said Miss Wickes, im- atiently, You know the word. What is your coat made of? Fathers old pants, he replied. Say, mister, said Elmer Kuiper to the grocer, don't you want a boy to help get business for you? f'NVhat can you do? the grocer in- quired. UI can stand out in front and eat candy and peanuts. and when the other kids see me they'll want some so bad they'll come in and buy. The other day a policeman stopped Marion Bazaan, driving on Eighth Street, and told her to report at nine o'clock the next morning. The very ideal Why? she exclaimed. I'm sorryf' insisted the policeman, but you were going forty miles an hour. h Impossiblel exclaimed Marion un- dignantly, VVhy, I haven't been out an hour yet. Conductor: I've been on this train seven years. I Brute: That so? Where did you get on? 5 W'e will Miss Rogers lin biologyl: now name some of the lower species of animals starting with Andries Steketee. Gerald Bolhuis to drug clerk: Gimme a yellow tabletf' Clerk: VVhat kinda tablet? Gerald: UA yellow onefl Clerk: But what's the matter with you? Gerald: I want to write a letter. IVhatever trouble Adam had, No man in days of yore Could say when he had told a joke, I'ye heard that one before. VVritten in the Physics class by Ger- rit Gerritson: Mazda darling, be mine, Incandescent One! XVatts life without you. Ohm is not ohm without the light of your presence. My heart is a trans- former that steps up at every sight of you: I would insulate my head alongside your switch: the Contact of your hands is like a live wire. Marry me, and let's have a little meter in our home. Mr. McBride: I guess my girl in high school has changed her mind about basket-ball. She is evidently going in for something more useful. Friend: How so? Mr. McBride: Now she says that she has made the scrub team. Congressman: VVant a job, eh? VVhat can you do? Dean Martin: Nothingf' Sorry, but those high Congressman: salaried Jobs are all taken long ago. They were discussing the doings of Cecil Van Duren, who had made his fortune in New York. Do you, said one, Think Cecil's money will last him long. You bet it won't! said the other. He's going at an awful pace. Why, I was down at the store the other night and he was writing hundred dollar checks and lighting his cigarette with them. Alvin: You haven't any brains. Gerald: No brains? Why, man, I got brains that ain't never been used.

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H. H. s. THE Boom ERANG 1925 i,. ...Wi i it it ini in .ni nn i..imt.-ii:i,i.t 1 in iiiiiwiw ini i i- ,, ,,, ,,,, .,,, ,,, ,,,,,, .iiin,i,m.vm..i,.i,i..n.i iiiwnin ti., .1 i. nu. . i i mi i , Marie Kleis: I'm certainly at loss to know what to give my brother for his birthday. , Marj.: 'XVhy don't you give him money? Marie: Oh, it mnsn't cost as much as that. Youre rather a young man to be left in charge of a drug shop, said the fuzzy old gentleman. Have you a diploma. VVhy-er no, sir. replied Carl, but we have a preparation of our own that's just as good. A group of high-school girls had a chance to visit an observatory. The as- tronomer was very kind, answering all their questions. Esther Brink was puz- zled and said: But, as it never has been proved that all the stars are inhabited, how do the astronomers ever find out their names? Porter: How would you like to sleep, head first or feet first? jim McCarthy: If it's all the same to you, I'll sleep all at the same time. Dope: XVhat am you doin' now? Bing: I'se an exporter. Dope: An exporter? Bing: Yep, the Pullman Company itst tired me. I told Clyde that he was not giving enough attention to the classics. re- marked the conscientious Mr. Coster. I reproached him for not knowing the difierence between the Iliad and the Odvssevf' Was he properly apologetic? Not at all. He asked me if I knew the diinference between crystal receptivity and a neutrodynef' Chesty Kole: XVhat's that awful noise outside? Country Host: VVhy, that's an owl. Chesty: I know it's an 'owl. But 'oos 'owlingf' Jim Hoeksema had decided to become a sa esman. Your predecessor, said his new em- ployer, has got his business all tangled up and I expect you'll have a hard time getting order out of chaos. I don't know who chaos is, said Jim. but I bet I'1l get an order out of himkif I have to hang onto him for a wee '. Mipss I-Ieekje: Peter, what is a vac- uum. Peter Kolean: A vacuum? VVell-er, I have it in my head but I can't explain it. Miss Ross: You sold me a car about two weeks ago. Salesman: How do you like it? Miss Ross: I want you to tell me everything you said about that car over again. I'm getting discouraged. Bing Miller tto entire strangerjz Sure- ly I've met you before. Stranger: NVhen? Bing: Didn't we meet in Quebec? Stranger: Never been there. Bing: Funny: neither have I. Must have been two other men. Edison. with all his inventions is not to be compared with the ambitious young photographer who advertised: Your baby, if you have one, can be en- larged, tinted, and framed for 38.79 Visitor: Mrs. Du Mez, your daught- er is improving in her playing. Marjorie: I'm not playing. I'm just dusting the piano. Q- XVho cares whether Helen of Troy was a blonde or not? The reason she is famous is because she was the first wo- man to get her gowns from Paris. ' George Essenburgh tbrowsing in the libraryl: The Last Days of Pompeii - What did he die of? Glen: Oh, I dunno, some sort of eruptions. Class Books Freshmen: Gullivers' Travels by Swift. CEs- pecially recommended for ambitious childrenl. Sophomores: How Soon May I Become a Senior. By A. Teacher. Juniors: Love's Young Dream. tNuff saidi. Seniors: Ecclesiastical History of England, by Bede. tDry but valuablel. But this picture makes me look so much older, objected Marion Brunner. That's the beauty of it,'! said the photographer. Ten years from now it will be an even better likeness of you than it is todday. Maybe potatoes have specs because their eyes are bad. The janitor was making desultory passes at a large globe when Mr. Riem- ersma came in. At least, said the latter not unkind- ly, dust off the Pacific Ocean. The only thing worse than what is is what isn't.