Hobbs High School - Panther Yearbook (Rotan, TX)

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Glen: Why did the little moron straddle the cook stove? Harold: So he could ride the range, Kenneth: What are all those chickens doing out in front of the house? Bill E.: They heard that some men were going to lay a sidewalk and they wanted to see how it was done. Curley: Why didn't you answer my letter? Didn't you get it? Ruby: No, I didn't, and besides I didn't like some of the things you said. Donald W. : Too bad about the disappearance of Professor Smith. He was such a profound thinker. Willie: Yes, I understand he was always thinking regardless of where he was. Why, just a few days ago when I last saw him, he was swimming and suddenly called out, I'm thinking! l'm thinking. Anna Beth: What is the meaning of the word marriage? Mr. Sims: Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. Chester Roy: Why do they say A-men instead of A-woman in church? Elbert: Because they sing hymns, not hers. Durwood: This steak is awful, How was it cooked? Tulia Waiter: Why it was smothered in onions, sir. Durwood: Well, it sure died hard. Mrs. Noles: Name two shooting stars. Howard: Roy Rogers and Gene Autry. Mary Beth: I suppose you get paid for the jokes you write. Truett: Certainly! You don't imagine I write them for fun do you? Mary Beth: Oh, no. Anyone could tell that by reading them. Barber: What's the matter? Ain't the razor taking holt? Leland: Yeah, it's taking holt all right but it ain't letting go again. Mr. Taylor: Has your wife changed very much since you married her? Coach: I'll say so--my habits, my friends, and my hours. Mrs. Jones: Jackie, don't you know Linco1n's Gettysburg address? Jackie: I didn't even know he lived there. Emmitt Joe: I don't think I deserve a zero on that Civics test. Mrs. Noles: Neither do I, but that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give. Norman: Haven't I seen your face somewhere e1se? Ernest: I don't think so. It always stays here, right between my ears, I ackie W.: The attitude of girls toward men is very different. Evelyn: It sure is--some have a weakness for 'em and the rest are strong for 'em. Mr. Waddell: Can anyone tell me a story using the word politics? Johnny B.: Once there was a parrot named Polly. She swallowed a clock and now Polly ticks. Nona Lee: Have any of your childhood dreams been rea1ized? Coach: One of them. When my mother combed my hair, I use to wish I didn't have any, I

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