Hobart Senior High School - Memories Yearbook (Hobart, IN)

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23 THE AURORA lllllllllllllllll!lllllll!llllllllllllllllll!llll|lllllllllllllllllllllll!llllll!lllllllllllllllllllllll!lllllll!IIIIIIIIIIM JOKES However hard we work, Till even our hands are sore, Some boobs will raise their voices and say: “Yes, we heard those jokes before.” ..• ,4 . Marjorie J. (at Senior play) : “My, what a crowd they have tonight.” Gordon S.: “Yes, even the orchestra leader has to stand up.” St ,• ,4 Mike (the barber) : “Shave, Eli?” Eli Price (indignantly) : “Of course I do, ever since I was five years old.” ,4 ,4 ,4 Max B. : “Have you heard my last joke?” Marjorie L. : “I hope so.” ., ,4 st Most girls are not as bad as they are painted. St ,4 ,4 Father: “My boy, what do you expect to be when you get out of High School ?” John C. : “An old man. Father.” St St St Student to Old Grad: “Now that it is all over, what do you think of a high school education?” Old Grad : “When you have a high school education you don’t have to think ; it’s all over.” St St 4 Mrs. Newsum (irately) : “Anyway, what would you be if it wasn’t for my money?” Mr. Newsum : “Single, my dear.” ,4 .st ,4 Ed. Mellon: “Oh. mercy, how can I keep the giris from kissing me?” Stev. Ripley : “Chew tobacco.”