Hinton High School - Dart Yearbook (Hinton, WV)

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The Class Prophecy Announcer T1me'? Wat is t1me'? Does lt really matter 1 Those were the ds of Mlss X + Y 0 when she and three other brave fGod rest thelr soulsj plone allowed themselves to be rocketed at superhuman speed mto the fourth d1mensloh 1n the year 1960 Th1s broadcas copy of the telev1sed bramwaves of Mlss X + Y O S as she fwho lS the only vwor of the Good Rocketshlp 1960 s exped1t1onJ remlnxs cently turns her tho to her hlgh school frlends Bemg 1n the fourth dlmenslon glves her a declded advantage over other Earthlxngs, naturally as she IS able to Jump from the past to present to future, and to 1nf1n1ty 1f she chooses The year IS 1966 tlme has wro ht many changes on thls swarmlng anthlll called Earth The waves of the glgantlc Mhztplex tele rad1o are begmnmg to clear Here lS Mlss 0 1n a revealmg message to Earth from the fourth dlmenslon Come 1n Mlss X + Y 0 from Tlmel Good evenmg Mr and Mrs North and South Amerxca Tomght that whlch I am pleasured to call my mlnd IS fllled wlth thoughts of home Hlnton, W Va I the folly of my youth I once Jested wxth my frlends and teachers about the effects of sentlmentalxsm but now I am wlser and more experxenced 1n the ways and workmgs of the adolescent mlnd Flrst of all I wonder how everyone turned out whether they fmlshed what they started out to do or whether they re stxll happy after the flrst blow of l1fe s d1s1llu s1onment For the answer I have only to look down from my comfortable seat ln tlme Davld Hess, our class pres1dent, IS stxll enslaved ln a salt mme 1n Slberla He was captured by Kremlm off1c1als whlle trylng to rald a Vodka brewery durmg the Korean Cr1s1s of 1952 Jane Ellen lS workmg ln the Underground, trylng to hberate hlm When last seen she had Just passed Klng Tut s tomb tunnelmg North fast Back mn the U S Colonel Jack Q Rebel 7 Johnson has Just taken over Fort Sumpter 1n an attempt to restore slavery to the South I wxsh I could say that the South wxll wm but an unfortunate 1nc1dent w1ll occur to prevent It Whlle Admlral George Lester and General Lester Bennet fthe tra1tors7, are trymg to match Colonel Johnson S cunmng, xnvaders called the West End Bulldogs and led by Mont Helmlntoller and Norman Wllson w1ll crush both armxes Mr and Mrs Charles Prxce, fMrs Prlce IS the farmer Nancy Faulconerj are worklng ln thelr new 3 000 000 O00 000 volt laboratory on Keeny s Knob Mrs Prxce lS perfectlng the Delta rays for use 1n the treatment of Protogmesxs of the Spleen whnle her husband IS trymg to put a wheel on hls small son S wagon fl-Ie has been at the task for 10 years J The mouth frothmg Donald Butler, sherxff of L1lly County tSummers County was changed to Lllly County ln 1952 for pohtxcal reasons, obvxously J has been carrled away to Eva Boland s Retreat for the Mad, after h1s last suspect, moon shmer, Bobby Brown, escaped Whxle our Don lS bemg quleted I look around 1n the Retreat A closer look reveals Eva s eff1c1ent staff to be composed of some schoolmates Lou1se Bennett and her sxster, Pearl, are busy usmg a smk plunger on a patlent who has Just swallowed an end of a broom Jean Wlseman, Lottle Wtlson, Wanda Caudell, and Lucy Tollxver are tlghtenmg a straxght Jacket on Robert 9 vv ' lr V ' ' , ' H ,A - 1 , , l . I, ' . . . - V . 1 ,, . , . . . . A, 1 7 1 y - , BE ' ' ' YI H . . . . . . . , Q . . fl Z , . . . , . . .- . . , . , . ' vv I1 ' ' . ' 2 . . . . . . . H . H ll ll ' ' 9 , . . . ' . rv. l , . . . . , x v 2 1 - - . . . . , . , . IV Il V ' ' .