Hinton High School - Dart Yearbook (Hinton, WV)

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The DART, 1937 A P 0 L 0 G I E S , T H E D A I L Y Absolutely Non-Political ' N -P ' , -S -H T 0 T H E Red, White, Blue, Black 8 lavender .'::.: .:f,::5.':.,L ':g, :..,1' ORANGE and BLACK Something Danicnen TO 'rua Br.ow1No Ue or H. H. S. VOl.UMlC-l'I.liN'l'Y DATIC-Yl-IAHS l.A'I'AH-NOT DATING PRICE-NO Dart '37 Staff Released H- H- S- T0 Have From The entire TJART '57 staff was released from Sing Sing today after serving a 20- year sentence for failing to pay for the IJART, embezzling the DART funds, being sued by the printers, engravers, em- balmers, and a few hundred more people. The members of the staff are back in H. H. S. now evidently to get their diplomas which were not mailed to them but instead of this they state they have returned to put out a more expensive TJART than ever, one they'll really go in the hole on. To quote liditor Kinney, he stated: The DART '37 was nothing, a small debt of but a few thousand, we were sued by only a few companies, it was but our lst timeg we'll show you a real debt this time, we'll be the most sued staff in the country. millions in the hole, 200 years this time or bust. Incidentally, Kinney and stall' were publishers of the prison year book while enrolled at S. S. The opinion of the entire staff on this publication is this: lt was a honey, we called it Sing Sing Song Book of 1938 to SS, it was plenty dilferentg no seniors, numbers under pictures falso linger-printsl: no faculty fthey called 'em guards. it's a good name, tool, and no snapshotsg they took Mary Gun Moll Skaggs and Mgt. liutcht-ss Ratlillus cameras away from them when they found out they were sub machine guns instead, but not until they had shot a few guards. VVe dedi- cated it to the warden. the staff con- tinued, he was some guy by the name of Mannnn, hc was a very lovely gentle- man. too, until Gilotti Kirk blew up his oflice with him in it, and then he wasn't. lt was rumored between the bars that it was this one trick that got Kirk his selection as the most mischievous thug in the jug, although Kate Machine Gun Walker ran him a close second with her pranks like putting bullets in the guard's nut bread, etc. Page 47 Jail After 20 Years Exclusive group picture of our faculty's minds or a typical exam paper, also the expression on DzKR'l' staFf's faces when asked to pay for TJART. H. H. S. Again Has plkmgonor Roll At the end of the past six weeks, what grades there were show that Hinton High School has once more held up its standard with absolutely no students on the honor roll, which is Of of the entire unrulyment, no honor students, in fact no students. Our alma mater has set quite an example for other schools in the state to follow, boasting the enviable record of no students on the honor roll for the past 16 years. The entire student body, faculty, and administration. are all to be congratu- lated on their success in compiling such a record and placing our school in the position it is now in. In a recent interview the principal, speaking for himself and faculty, the persons chiel'ly responsible for this pei- centagc, stated: Yes, I'm proud of me. Hut I'n1 not satisfied yet. I will not feel I have completed my life's work until we have in H. H. S. positively no passing students, every student llunking, IOOCQ, failures. We are very close to that goal now, the only passing students in the last tive years being the children of our faculty. It is our plan to send each and every one of these teachers and their brats a bomb apiece. In this way only may we achieve our aim. NOTICE PLIZ: Anyone caught choking between classes will he expelled. - -Mann. 200 New Locks So What? None of the stall' reported a dull time during their stay. There were plenty of things happening all the time. Most of the experiences of our students are recorded in Editor Kinney's book he wrote while in solitary confinement. called Live Alone and Lump It or Stripes On My Trousers and Balls On My Toes. We quote a few lines of this history: Yeah, Yeah, plenty doin' all time-sports, tea dances, fights, target practice, pebble crushing-plenty . . . one member of our staff, Mr. Burdette, was member of football team-he was out I5 years before a varsity man 'grad- uated'-also some of 'Toughy' Kincaid's relatives came to visit her and stayed 15 years-in the next cell-Mr. Daven- port had a good dancing class-Maydell Adkins got to carry the notices around 'till they found they had saws an' files and little sticks of dynamite in 'em- yep. plenty to do-if nothin' else ya could keep score how many guards got bumped off a day-thuh only thing, we missed wuz thtih community house-. Mr. Kinney's book can be had for less than nothing at none of the book stores. About the prison annual, Miss Ifllison, the business manager. and richest person on the staff, stated, Boy, was it a staff's dream, it cost so much they had to make it a federal project, one of biggest PWA projects in the country, we spent enough money on it to build the Bluestone dam, oi, oi, oi, not so bad, hehfi' The staff has many plans for the bankruptcy of this next DART, they intend to spend more money on it than Sec'y Ickes spent on all the PWA privies in the country. In fact, if not satished with the debt they make, they'll give the DAR'rs away. Incidentally, dear reader, there has been some controversy and question as to where this rare staff did matriculate these 20 years. Sing Sing or some other institute CWeston?J.

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----Q-4 The DART,1937 f--.---- SENIOR WILL Hereby, herefrom, herefore, thereby, thereupon, therefrom, why for we do bequeath, somehow: Jesse Parker's laundry to Fred Law. Carolyn Neely's sweetness to Ordie Meador. Janie jackson's voice to Buddy Loomis. Gordon Kinney's pull UD in the oflice to the Editor ofthe next DART. Marguerite Ellison's job in the office to Julius Boggs. John Davenport's way with women to David Owens. William Kirk's solemn seriousness to Zip Anderson. Charlotte Kincaid's jokes to Forest McNeer. Donald Honaker's spirit of debate to Margie Graham. Dorothy Meador's airmail letters to Hattie Grace. Doroth 'I'allman's crooner to Kitty Cobb. Chizel Burdette's gold teeth to Taylor Cales. Kat Walker's dates to Mary Avis Conner. Bill Ailstock's hair to Albert Wolfrey. Jennings Campbell's bus girls to Arlie Ellison. Mary Skaggs' candid camera to Bobby Dodd. Dempsey Fox's long legs to I-Iedric Light. Margaret RatlifI s library job to Phoebe.Butler. Maydell Adkins' ofI'ice position to Mr. Stennett. Eugene Coste's blond hair to Mary Cales. Mary Alice Humphries' Bookkeeping grades to Willard Bennett, Sam McClean's Strolls down the hall to Footy Dillon. jim Simm's wavy locks to Mr. Mann. Lois Carson's portable typewriter to Miss Noel. Imogene Lilly's quietness to Chuckles Cheetham. Alma Weeks' chair in the oflice to Mr. Garvey. Frances Clark's rides to Bellepoint to Zelmer Fink. Margaret Bird's platinum hair to Irene Weaver. Athleen Lawson's marriage license to Wilbur Ewing. John Charlton's C. C. C. record to Billy Scott Carr. Dan Harmon's Pontiacs to Sarah Ann Snead. Bessie jane Lynch's soda fountain recipes to Mrs. Graham. Ethiel Edwards' eye for hoss tradin' to Lee Harper. Mary jane Wheeler's typing fingers to Eddie Bryant. Helen Jones's interest in genius to Betty Ann Hutchison. Cecil Reid's crutches to Fatty Harris. Mary Livesay's musical ability to Adrian Ratlilf. Earl Harvey's pills to Bobby I-Ianifan. Yolanda Coste's large H to jack Weaver. james Graham's scout uniform to Tom Porter. Frank Honaker's right hook to Georgie Janos. .lane Ellen Allen's gym suit to Adelaide Woods. Harold Vass's beard to William Meador. Eloise Anderson's credits to Marie Drumeller. james Bird's column to the Associated Press. james 'l'hompson's mischievous pranks to some brat. Mildred Cales' immense size to Charles Harris. . Raymond Lilly's trucking license to all members ofthe Community House. Leo Cusick's dance steps to anyone that wants them. Nell Criddle's Physics knowledge to Paul Butler. ' Elbert Mullins' partnership in the Temple Sweet Shop to Virginia Osborne. Robert Edmonds' oratory to John Cox. All the other Seniors' diplomas to their grandchildren. Hereby declared valid . . . ' signed undersigned and unsigned . . . Page 46

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ine DART, 1937 Q- SENIORS 'fhecz h yar things air snips uf them solum Seenyurs . . . only thet ther moh sceen yontleifs got sume lower clasmen :md jzmeetors in it tho . . . yen. them twu ther air luvvers . . . and thet putty un is Nielly gurl yuh sec in thuh Huh on Saterclaaz . . . :mtl thers them tu smart alex on imc ul' them velosy- peeds . . . also thers a little snip uf ther ther laundree mam :lt our skool . . . Page 48