Hinckley High School - Vulcan Yearbook (Hinckley, MN)

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Evelyn Klar Ev Sincere and unob- trusive, she keeps her merits hid- den. Claes Play 3« Annual Staff Rouser 3» Lorraine Krosohel Krosh Quiet and Innocent looking, but then so Is dynamite. Class Play J. GAA 2. Annual Staff U. Rouser 3. Rosa Kroschel Good natured and sensible, does things In a quiet way. Library Assistant 3 . Glee Club k. Annual Staff k. Raymond Kunte Ray Ray DUts his troubles Into a box and site on the lid. FFA 1,2,3. . Track 2,3, . Foot- ball 2,3, . Annual Staff U. Axel Larson Lars Not quantity, but quality ! Band 1,2,3, . Pen Club 2,3, . School Patrol 2,3, . Pen Club 3» Claes Play 3. Chorus 3»1 . Glee Club U. John Lyon John A man of many Inches and every inch a good soort Band 1,2,3,L. Chorus 2,Glee Club k. Basketball 1,2,3, . Foot- ball 1,2,3,L. FFA 1,2,3. Annual Staff L. Class Officer 1,2,3,L. Class Play 3. Octette . Peo Club 3. Boys Quartette L. Irene Lyseth Ne-ne She Is clever and bright and she Is ever seen wearing a smile. FHA 1. Class Play 3. Library Assis- tant 2. Annual Staff . Rouser . n Lorretta More The highest degree of happiness Is silence. Annual Staff .

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Class Prophecy Let's l cV to the future Ten years from ton1ght; With vis o roohetic e -are 0 time's flight. A crowd is assembled They gasp with delight— Our cwn George Hampeys Shall be married tonight, fle ircks terr' oiy swnve In eis nolta dot slit, And ois bride (named .'.a ie), For a horse, 's quite cite. j.nnettc, called Nett , Just everyone knows She sells modem paintings which she , aints with her toes. The teachir profession Now comes to view; Iiepresenting this calling Indeed, we have two; Jean, we see twisting A little boy's ear i»nd shouting x plus 2x— Is three xl You hear? And now we soy varen; ' t eyes start to roll, She's wearin • a d’ m nd As bi • as a brwl. She's pdvi advice And saying .just this: And remember, cirls, aiwav? 'nsist That. v i are a ’rl Who has never been Mssed. Tn Sam ’r oc' sco, Evelyn Vane1» '■as alwavs ot a date; For there she has the shin5n? job of n ’l sh:n‘f the olden pate. .mold Timol has become A really ?reat M.D. For anelew-'rms with stomach ulcers re ois specialtv. Toris Rif fler 1 s The first w man civilian To become a bouncer At Lany's Pavilion . She has lets cf customers Which she handles with ease, After telling them to do Just as they please . At the too of the tewer All set for the nlunge, Earned Loretta More Dives into a sponge. Dick Bailey is screusing I wish I were -Lead I He just bounced a bass drum Off a band student's head. Sue Currie's a hermit. She lives 'neath a hill; She dresses in burlap, And owns her own still . Of paper headliners VJe also have one. Mrs. America's title tnna 1-iae has just vo n. She replied when asked How ? It's easy as fudge To win a great contest '« hen your husband's the judge I an immense gas station We see on the way; It's owned by Jack Kappel Millionaire of the day 1 He sells gas for a nickel and oil for a dime; If your wife's got your paycheck He sells it on time . here's been a big scandel in Paris this fall, And dndney Foes is the cause of it all. He failed to smuggle the Eiffel Tower And as bewailing his dilemma. He wanted to have 11 on his f arm For ise as a T V antennae. Irene and Muriel Aonroach now with care; Each has a ty ewr t»r balanced on her hair— They're following advice Of an instructor who said: It's good for the posture. If not for the head. ■foile deep in the bungle Acconpanied by drums. Missionary, Phyllis Sanford Through the darkness comes; Her pet snake Luigi Crawls off to his lair, »nd she combs jungle spiders Out of her hair. Doroth has carried A guy six fcot some And is raising five children Instead cf just cne. Pur red headed fellas Are right on the beam. She says, Cu7 we're raising Our own has'wethall team. An alumirrun farm ho ise Tkiilt quite near the road—- Is nine bit Jim Schabert's Neat little abode. When sneaking of farm wort. He claims be has none. You see, his machinery Is automatically run. 10

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Aharon 3owe is Mother of the itr. Her '.rood, it now numbe s twenty-three, but even though, she --ill as time To run h.r own coffin factory. nd now to the '■•'hi te House In a city so fair, President verson How leaves ids lair. i s he says his farewell he £Tin s to the vriu ,s. His newest piano 'nd hie Jau h-cr that sin0s. Gasping v i-h horror •»r.d re.t.blin,. with fright, Hursts 2: e h. ar.d Lorraine .. bewail their sad night, toeration co , letod, -hey reved up h s hide. And then found they'd left the scissors nside. Fred Brand- has nitched his 20th straight win. ••e's -h best ball dayer from the sta-e of ..inn. fhe ojposite team Ids all they fear. though he claims his favori -e sport Is hunt.iin-, a dear. Lucille's now a model .or Vo,,ue ..a ,azine. Lathing suits for the -wen-ics are . ac in the scheme, fhey're modeled by Lucille ho clai. s, fhey're a treeze- and chic for a girl ■ho had oi.eon toed k..ees. fhe Great Curuso Gf nineteen sixty-„wo J ohn Lyon now Strides into view—- ;'ith a powerful voice And atlal physique fhey billed hir at lietro for almost a wok. And now in the middle vf a hunored foot field fhe crowds are all waiting, fhe rackets are sealed. ‘'re -dip's off to ..ars -n the dsrkcst of ni5h-s------ ai.d in it's fvonne Pearson Ir ving, still without lights. In bell-bottom trousers ail's never blue. ■ hen he .joined -he ..avy Hit harem joined too. fie tiokannon two Are looked on all, for they pull the curtains -arnc?ie Iiall 111 Hosa Lronchol i:. a far.. With no machine or ri s. .»11 she had '..'as her hubby And thi rtcen hundred pi ,s. Alter nassin; three stop lights And hi -ting a cop, -Iiuck D. jerk - him oi l ,a--i fo a gear-grinding stop. :Ie j’lips to the sidewalk I win. s open the door, And -hen helps his larsorv-ers ‘Jo off the 'ioor. Chuck 2. liver. with his wife beneath the deep sea •loldin.. tours of the ocean for ,iu3t a snail fee. F.ach Saturday night flicy come in on the tide Then saddle a fish -or the homeward ride. ..ary nn’a a real tear-jerker •hen she rings the blues; -ut when she 3.arts la yodel fi.t aeople throw sho s. •c dsit the circus »nd -■on Jbl we spy. In Leopard skin suit h Hsabells oised hiji. .'earl sets the pace, »s she glides tliTough she air, or style and race ••one can comare. lenneth -rr :ie joined -he war. And mt r hole -hrou ;h Uncle Joe. uola 2. r' ns A aja a store As her oairs of twins flay on the floor. Off to -he coorts world Ibis headline we sight, ferocious fern defends Iter title tonight, fhe’s ret to ret re =ut rumors we hear; - r wrestling chain's loo ring lor a new plastic f ar. i'imes han of the bear is tarry 2. (it's no Joke) He sells ■’’•no for the lummy -ith pretzels and coke. In his corner Jr ;g otore fhis revolutionary biz Discovered an ALka-ieltzer • ithout any fizz. j-orelic mow lives High up on a moun.ain fell in.. pop-guns -nd root beer At her soda iounain. 12