Hinckley High School - Vulcan Yearbook (Hinckley, MN)

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Class Prophecy Let's l cV to the future Ten years from ton1ght; With vis o roohetic e -are 0 time's flight. A crowd is assembled They gasp with delight— Our cwn George Hampeys Shall be married tonight, fle ircks terr' oiy swnve In eis nolta dot slit, And ois bride (named .'.a ie), For a horse, 's quite cite. j.nnettc, called Nett , Just everyone knows She sells modem paintings which she , aints with her toes. The teachir profession Now comes to view; Iiepresenting this calling Indeed, we have two; Jean, we see twisting A little boy's ear i»nd shouting x plus 2x— Is three xl You hear? And now we soy varen; ' t eyes start to roll, She's wearin • a d’ m nd As bi • as a brwl. She's pdvi advice And saying .just this: And remember, cirls, aiwav? 'nsist That. v i are a ’rl Who has never been Mssed. Tn Sam ’r oc' sco, Evelyn Vane1» '■as alwavs ot a date; For there she has the shin5n? job of n ’l sh:n‘f the olden pate. .mold Timol has become A really ?reat M.D. For anelew-'rms with stomach ulcers re ois specialtv. Toris Rif fler 1 s The first w man civilian To become a bouncer At Lany's Pavilion . She has lets cf customers Which she handles with ease, After telling them to do Just as they please . At the too of the tewer All set for the nlunge, Earned Loretta More Dives into a sponge. Dick Bailey is screusing I wish I were -Lead I He just bounced a bass drum Off a band student's head. Sue Currie's a hermit. She lives 'neath a hill; She dresses in burlap, And owns her own still . Of paper headliners VJe also have one. Mrs. America's title tnna 1-iae has just vo n. She replied when asked How ? It's easy as fudge To win a great contest '« hen your husband's the judge I an immense gas station We see on the way; It's owned by Jack Kappel Millionaire of the day 1 He sells gas for a nickel and oil for a dime; If your wife's got your paycheck He sells it on time . here's been a big scandel in Paris this fall, And dndney Foes is the cause of it all. He failed to smuggle the Eiffel Tower And as bewailing his dilemma. He wanted to have 11 on his f arm For ise as a T V antennae. Irene and Muriel Aonroach now with care; Each has a ty ewr t»r balanced on her hair— They're following advice Of an instructor who said: It's good for the posture. If not for the head. ■foile deep in the bungle Acconpanied by drums. Missionary, Phyllis Sanford Through the darkness comes; Her pet snake Luigi Crawls off to his lair, »nd she combs jungle spiders Out of her hair. Doroth has carried A guy six fcot some And is raising five children Instead cf just cne. Pur red headed fellas Are right on the beam. She says, Cu7 we're raising Our own has'wethall team. An alumirrun farm ho ise Tkiilt quite near the road—- Is nine bit Jim Schabert's Neat little abode. When sneaking of farm wort. He claims be has none. You see, his machinery Is automatically run. 10

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Arnold Glmpl Arnle He's so masterful, he makes my nerves shake. Track l,?,?, . Projection club 3,L. Teachers Assistant 3, . Annual Staff U. FFA 1,2,3. School Patrol 1,2,3, . Bus Patrol 1,2,3, U. Class Play 3. Class Officer 1. Chorus 3, . Boys Glee Club U. Anna Mae Grace How can I study with a love affair on my mini. Annual Staff . Mae Gruett Moots She can do anything she wants with her lPugh and smile. Chorus 1,1». Pep Club 3. Glee Club 1». Declam 3. Class Play J. Librarian L.. Annual Staff L. George Hampey Doing the vc-v Leak he shouldn't. FFA 1. School Patrol 3, . Annual Staff 1 . Bus Patrol 2,3, . Alice Hokanson True to her work, her word, and her friends. Rouser 3« Annual Staff . Teachers Assistant L. library Assistant 1». Allen Hokanson If my ambitions materialise, I shall be great. Annual 3taff k. School Patrol 3» . Bus Patrol U. Muriel Johnson Mert A kindly attitude, a feeling of good will toward all. FHA 1,2,3. Class Play 3. Band 1, 2,3, . Annual Staff . Peo Club 3. Camera Club 1. Rouser ». Jack Kappel No sinner or saint perhaps, but well—the very beet of fellows. School Patrol 2,3, » Annual Staff L. FFA 1,U. Baseball 3, . 9

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Evelyn Klar Ev Sincere and unob- trusive, she keeps her merits hid- den. Claes Play 3« Annual Staff Rouser 3» Lorraine Krosohel Krosh Quiet and Innocent looking, but then so Is dynamite. Class Play J. GAA 2. Annual Staff U. Rouser 3. Rosa Kroschel Good natured and sensible, does things In a quiet way. Library Assistant 3 . Glee Club k. Annual Staff k. Raymond Kunte Ray Ray DUts his troubles Into a box and site on the lid. FFA 1,2,3. . Track 2,3, . Foot- ball 2,3, . Annual Staff U. Axel Larson Lars Not quantity, but quality ! Band 1,2,3, . Pen Club 2,3, . School Patrol 2,3, . Pen Club 3» Claes Play 3. Chorus 3»1 . Glee Club U. John Lyon John A man of many Inches and every inch a good soort Band 1,2,3,L. Chorus 2,Glee Club k. Basketball 1,2,3, . Foot- ball 1,2,3,L. FFA 1,2,3. Annual Staff L. Class Officer 1,2,3,L. Class Play 3. Octette . Peo Club 3. Boys Quartette L. Irene Lyseth Ne-ne She Is clever and bright and she Is ever seen wearing a smile. FHA 1. Class Play 3. Library Assis- tant 2. Annual Staff . Rouser . n Lorretta More The highest degree of happiness Is silence. Annual Staff .