Hillyard High School - Paws and Claws Yearbook (Spokane, WA)

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Y 1 I 1 I I I 4 ' -hulanuuuuvnunnnlnuuulu 't ' l nnuuuuuuuuuu-Luuuu amusing I I it is she who cries so winningly, Give this little girl a hand ! Ester Freeman successfully operates the largest pasenger airplane port in the world. George Werner is the sole propreitor of the Soakum Pawn and Loan shop. What won't women do next? Dorothy Lawson is president of a large real estate company in California. Norma Elsdon has established a name for her- self as a lawyer. Helen Erickson has headed an exploration into the wilds of South America to try to find the missing link. With her is Ellen Eskeberg, who is keeping account of all expenses. Jessie Fisher is the only lady speed-cop in the State of Washington. However, she has no trouble flagging the car if a manis driving. Alice Glidden, Helen Hallstein, Pauline Merk- lin and Naomi Neiswinder have formed a fire de- partment in Philadelphia. The only difficulty is that the heat makes their noses shiny and they must, perforce, stop long enough to powder them. Marion Oidne is dancing her way to fame on Broadway. Florence Nelson is excavating for ruins in Egypt. She invited Katherine Hollandsworth to join her but Katherine feared freckles from the tropical sun and remained in Spokane where she has a beauty parlor. Believe it or not, Gale Newell is in Chicago, making millions from his bullet-proof vest. Lillian Poffenroth is an agent and doing nicely selling suspenders. Merle Valentine has just opened a jewelry store on Sprague avenue. I have just come from the Rialto where Edwin Palmer and Margaret Nordwall were rehearsing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet? Lucille Neville is a sedate and dignified school ma'am. She teaches Latin and Greek at W. S. C. Ruth Wyman holds the dieavyweight prize fight- ing championship having 1won from Gene Tunney just last week. 1 Frances Tyler-would one ever dream that one so fair would stoop so low-is now a janitoress at Shultze's Corner. , Alice Stevenson has become quite a prominent club woman. She holds high offices in every club known. 1 Rex Morrill, poor man, was quite wealthy but he lost it allpaying fines for disturbing the peace. Lucille D. Huss and Louise Isenhart have charge of an orphanage alt Tacoma. Constance Martison is private secretary to the President of the U. S. 1 Gertrude Mitchell owns, a Ford garage. Elmer Johnson has, just recently, established himself the champion doily embroiderer of the Northwest. l Leroy McLaughlin is head elevator boy at the Woolworth building. K l Greta Nicholson was altrained nurse but she was dismissed for holding'her patient's hands too long. All the gentlemen ffll victim to high blood pressure. t Verle Johnson won the endurance contest for going without sleep. He' ought to-Jhe has had enough practice. I Ray Miller has an artl studio in Washington D. C. where he designs postage stamps. He first hit upon the idea of this career when as a none- too-small lad, he was playing post office. And last, but far, far filom least, is Mr. Bonde Tuveson. He has written irolumes on The Bene- fits of Silence and The Evils of Excitement? I admit, Mr. Cook, that this would make an excellent story for your paper but following up the clues is far too hard work to compensate one for the pleasure of seeing bne's name in print. Pauline Moyer, Pres. Gumshoe Detective Agency .lH,....... 1 THE CLASS WILL OF JANUARY 1929 ' -H-.. I We, the graduating class of 1929, being of sound mind and body, make and ordain this as our last will and testament. This will was made by us without force, or threat. 1. Hdrniina Mead wills her liquid brown eyes to Mr. C251 Quackenbush that he might charm the opposite sex as successfully as she has done. 2. Betty Miller wills her athletic ability to Gene Skerry. 3. Fern Williams wills her misehievousness to Doris Stough. 4-. Douglas Gosselin wills his curly hair to 5. Herman Larson wills a box of snuff to Vearl Johnson. 1 6., Bud Walker wills his conceit to Sandy. 7. Lucille Miller wills1 her nightingale voice to Marie Smith. 1 8. Pauline Morris wills Kenneth Bradley to Anna Mathers. 1 l 9. Clara Davis wills her sylph-like form to Stanley Bonner. 1 10. Helen Johnson wills1her journalistic ability to Don Beaumont. 1 11. Gladys Rudy wills 1her sunny personality to Lucille Neville. 1 Roland Greening, better known as Susie. P- QContinued onTpage 705 l Page sixty-one 'P'-' V 'W' ,29-usual: lll!l.rllll+ 1 1 1 I

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'I' 4- OIOWUWUWIW' WH '- -IIIIIIIHIIIIUIIHHIIUHHHIHIIQ Class Prophecy The Gumshoe Detective Agency Cheney, Washington , May 3, 1939 Mr. Herbert Cook Editor, Town Tattler Hillyard, Washington Dear Sir: As head of the Gumshoe Detective Agency, I have taken upon my shoulders the duty of finding all the graduates of the June 1929 class, as you requested, Earnest Bartlett has a steady job posing for collar ads, in a large San Francisco studio. Frances Mable is billed as the headliner on the Pantages circuit. She hypnotizes objects both animate and inanimate with her wicked glance. Emma Drinkman has opened a school of music in Opportunity. ' Doris Stough, poor girl, failed in the restaurant business not long ago. She had plenty of trade, but she always ate all the food before her cus- tomers had a chance to buy it. 'Wilson Bigger is being starred in a long-run play on Broadway, entitled The Heart-Breaker. Bonita Dearing started her musical career on the piano, she next took up the cellog now she plays the Jew's harp before the crowned heads of Europe. Agnes Sandberg has taken several degrees in zoology at Pullman. She explained that she did this to better enable her to study the turning worm. Gladys Robertson is a famous speaker. Last night I heard her speak over the radio on the subject of Wornan's Superiority to Man. Marie Smith has also achieved laurels as a speaker. Her subject being, The Evils of Modern Dancing. Alvin Roberts sings overs the Vitaphone, and picks up a bit of extra money by doing his famous toe dance for the Ziegfield Follies company. Clark Smith draws cartoons, and, incidently, a big salary. Ada Gillespie is with the Metropolitan Opera company. Norman Flint is down in Mexico trying to es- tablish himself as the new president. Myra Lee Stauffer is a trapeze performer in Ringling's circus, Vanoyne Van Austin is in Florida where she is devoting her life to selling chewing gum to the well-to-do people at Palm Beach. ' Page .sixty Sadie Pelleberg and Gertrude Wassener are partners in a large music shop in Seattle. Thelma Trone tours the country and enters all the pie-eating contests. Harriet and Louise Kaech inherited a fortune larger than Rockefeller's and are living in luxury, in Colfax. Ame Jacobson and Ruth Wilson are physical education instructors at Moscow, Idaho. Jim Eaton has become a designer of Paris frocks. . His establishment in Paris is the style center of the world, and all the fashionable ladies shop there. Aubrey Forsythe is one of the greatest known architects in the world. He is now working on plans for the new Hillyard High school, which will be completed within several centuries. Sue Baldwin has just been appointed Governor of Porto Rico. Elinor Morschauser is in India, charming snakes. Kathryn Covey won a scholarship in the Ha- waiian Islands for playing the ukulele so well. Mary Via is the new Olympic long distance runner. She broke all previous records, at the last meet, and remains the undefeated champion. Speaking of champions reminds me of the fact that Belle Shand now holds the record for flag pole sitters. Ethelyn Lewellyn has signed a long-term con- tract with the Metro-Goldwyn motion picture studio. You know that studio! It always makes such thrilling pictures. Bill Wilson is prospecting in Alaska for gold. Viletta Gottwig' is a deep sea diver, and is most useful to Uncle Sam in salvaging wrecks. Roy Wilson is selling hot dog sandwiches some- where in the Sahara desert. Katherine Habura owns a chain of ten cent stores. There is one of her stores in all the large cities of the U. S. and Canada. Audrey Whitford, tired of the cares of a society life, has filed claims on a homestead in Wyoming. Margaret Beck is a famous surgeon. She has a gruesome office fitted with furniture made from the bones of her victims. Dorothy Davis is a writer of novels, hot ones, and lives in Greenwich vilage. Lloyd Crego, because of his hard-heartedness, holds the job of hangman at San Quentin. Don J olmson has written many text-books deal- ing with rhetoric. He refuses to live any place but in Boston. Larsena Day has replaced Texas Guinan and now +---- -'29-...-. -.M --- ---5

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