Hillside High School - Epoch Yearbook (Hillside, NJ)

Text from Pages 1 - 92 of the 1930 volume:

? i oio utS :s The clar-3 Ox 1930 is takin ' tl c trip to ' Washington in place of the usual elaborate year bool:. Sine re arc the first class to do this re hope to set a precedent ior other classes to cone. Bp taking this trip much ducational value is derived. It ’ill be long remembered 07 those rho ert. Then the year boo1 , US”, is t1 ; orb of the Sen?.or Class. The printing done entirely bp thr students, also the sketches and arts ore made Irr the members of tl class. All of them are original. This t Tpc of boo!:, since it embodies the rork of US’1, rill be remembered and appreciated b 7- those who contributed to its making. I hono all other class e to come ‘ill iolio . th orarol.. set bp US ; a less elaborate 'oar book hieh is prepared and printed bp the students themselves from cover to cover 5 and a trip to 'ashington, or some other rlacc of educational and historic value. This elan is backed bp ''US and -.ro hope future classes will follow. Elv ood H. Co: President of Senior Claes FACULTY Arthur G. V'oodficld ' Supervising principal Wilbur H. Cox Principal--------Colgate University A. B. Justine F. Harris English-----------Texas University II. fc Texas State College for Women B. A. Ula Orr Clark Sophmorc English--------Smith's College for Women A. B. Annamao S. Rudolph Latin--------IT. Y. U.--A. B, Columbia University M. A. Mary E. Me Koevor French---------Temple University A. B. R. Dorothea Jones Bookkeeping and Commercial Geography--------Wellesley B. A. Vera Edgar Typewriting and Stenography--------N. Y. U. Marguerite L. Heeseman Typewriting and commercial subjects-------N. Y. U.--B. C. S. Lroin P. Sowers Science------Bucknell University, B. S.------Columbia, M. A. George D. Long Mathematics--------Lehigh, C. E. Leonard Mitchell Science and History---------Rutgers Litt. B. Thelma Potter Commercial subjects------Trenton State College 11 i1ia M. Kahant Home Economics------Columbia University--B. S., M. A. Faculty (con� t) Mabel Y. Stephens Husic SupervIson----Thomas Training School, Supervisors Training .V’. h. Clementine h. I ' son MusTc-'liTon 'Normal George Rohei ts Manual training--- Constantine J. Harper Manual Training------Rutgers University Esther 5% Sloane ivrt---Pratt Institute i.lice Pries Secretary Samuel Dubow Fhysica1 Training----H. rvard University Irma D. Peer Savage School of Physic: 1 Education--Physical training Nettie Estubrook Libraian---Student at Columbia and Rutgers hvard M. Ferry Problems of Democracy and History-— -Middleburg College, B, S,, Syracuse University, M. S. Phantom Faculty List Mrs. Anna Perkins hr. Bcnjc. '.in horton hr. Kent pease Geoiuc E. Baitings S. F«o so y' George Herbert Beyer, Jr. Ho horse 12 Baruc Street A nighty good fellow just brinful of pep. You111 have to go some with hin to keep step. Hi-v II: Secretary III; President IV; Glee Club I,II, IV- Operetta II,IV; Jazz Orchestra III,IV; Class Basketball III, Track III, Cfapt. IV; Debating IV; Class Football IV; Year Book Staff; Dramatic Club. -V- Leon Brazer Lee 0 Mr Hoy 8 Florence Avenue He was a gentleman upon ’..hom we built an abso lute trust. Glee Play IV; I. Club II,IV; Operetta IV; Business manager Senior IV; Class Football III, IV; Class Basketball III, lanaging Editor-Year Book IV; Guide Post Staff; Track I,III. Doris Rose Byrne The charms Bcrnic Some People her downcast modenty concealed. tt Class Basketball I,II,III,IV; Glee Club I,II,IV; Year Book Staff IV; Guide Post Staff IV; Elwood Harold Cox El 131 Hollywood Avenue Horsefoathers Ready for anything—work or play, (( Hc s a jolly good scout most any day. Class Basketball III; Track IV; Class President IV; Tennis manager IV, Ilary C-racc Diboll a -f ' Silver Avenue Such is life Llcrciful Chickens She speaks only when she has something to say. Stonog Team III; Bookkeeping contest IV. Sophie Harion Fedison Rao 181 Liberty Avenue OHI OHI A regular girl, we all agree Of fashion, of thot, of frivolity. Dramatic Club II,IV; Glee Club I,II,III,IV; Guide Post III, Class Basketball II,IV; Debating IV; Senior Play IV; Year Book Staff IV. -JC- •};- Doris Llaric Fee Dot Applcsausc Her hair is golden, her eyes arc blue. It sure is a symbol that 3hc is true, Glee Club I,II,IV; Commercial Contest IV; Class Basketball; Year Book Staff IV. “X- •ic ' ■ -X- John Shirling Feltor Shelter 223 Lilliamson Avenue Hunky-dory Oh, why should life all labor be. That is just what I can't see, Class Football 111,1V; Class Basketball III,IV; Track Team; Glee Club IV; Senior Play IV. ■s:- ■)-- Ruth Louise Oroh Ruthie 141 Fairbanks St. I thin’: your awful. Full of fire and mischief too, doin{ the things she shouldn’t do. Glee Club I; Class Basketball I, IV; Senior lay IV; Year Book Staff William Alexander Harris •'Billy 920 Sale ; Avenue In vain for fault: of is we nry, His nature is qui t reserved and shy. Orchestra II, III; Dance Orchestra I,II,III,IV. Albert Haselnan Bill 221 Hillside Avenue 'Its yuid to be merry and wise; Its ;uid to 'e honest and true. Orchestra I,II,III,Iv; Glee Club II,IV; Operetta IV; Hi-y IV; Class Football II,IV; Varsity Bo.-’cotball III,IV; Varsity Basketball III,IV; Varsity Track Team IV. Catherine ;.sry Healey Kittens ' 10 Puree Street ■'Ooh-ow A friendly heart with :iany friends. Glee Club I,II,III,IV; Guide Fort IV Year Book IV Frederick Albert Heckman Fred 1324 Woodruff Avenue Strong in will, to strive, to ccclc, to find and not to yield, Dance Committee III; Surveying Club IV; Dramatic Club IV; Electrician of Senior Play and Operetta. James Joseph Intrabartolo Jim 33 Silver Avenue Well Yeah A mighty fine lad and right good friend. Class Bask tball I; Class Football II,IV; Varsity Basketball II,III,IV; Varsity Baseball I,II,III,IV; Glee Club I, II, III, IV;Glee Club I,H,IV; Senior Play IV; Operetta II,' Year Boole Staff IV ; Dramatic Club -x- -x- -s;- -x- -x- -x- ■};- Edv ard Krulick Ed 18 Avy Street I don't know A man 'ithout pretense blessed with plain reason and sober sense. Track III,IV; Class Basketball II,III,IV; Senior Play Committee, IV; Ye-r Book Sta f IV; Class Football IV; Treasurer S. G, A. IV. Russell Reeve Lalevee Rut 1285 Oakwood Avenue A mischief maker from his birth, Bent or . every kind of mirth. Surveying Club; Hi-y Club; Dramatic Club; Class Basketball; Football; Track team; Senior Play; Freshman Play, Year Book Staff; Guide Post Staff, •'' ■ 5 A Clifton DeFretes I,and.is Kissy 9 James Street T7ho said so1' A quiet looking fella- on the outside, But chuck full of mischief on the inside.1' Class basketball III,IV; Class Football IV; Track III; Year Book Staff; Surveying Club. Amelia Mary Leuthauscr “Mare 19 Coe Avenue Yell she acted each and every part. Glee Club I,II,IV. Basketball I1,III,IV; Senior Play If Year Book IV. Fred Guy Littlejohn Scotty 19 Parkview Terrace All right G’wan He set the cause above renown, He loved the game above the prize.11 Varsity basketball II,III,IV; Class President II,III; Varsity Baseball I,II,III,IV; Glee Club I,II,IV; Class Football II,IV; oenior Play IV; Operetta II,IV; Year Book Staff IV; President S. G. A. IV; Track III,IV. y. • '. Alice Martin Al 'illiamson Avenue A mecry heart maketh a cheaful countenance. Glee Club I,II,III,IV; Operetta II; Class Treasurer II Class Basketball III,IV; Senior Play IV; Guide Post IV Year Book IV. Frank Mastic 7 Baker Street Mocco Not necessarily Class Bas ctball I,II,III,IV, Track Silence is more eloquent than words. lloenor Hoc1 v if: i.aurer Lena” 1278 Cale.i Avenue Look at me. The heart to conceive, the und r stand in- to direct, and the hand to execute. C-lee Club I,II; Council representative II,IV; Class Secretary II,III,IV; C-uidc Po't II,III,IV; Debating II,III,IV; Senior Play IV; Year Book Staff IV. Clifford Thompson Huddoll ”Cliff,; 1269 Grlen Avenue Blow me dovm If -d acurr. colics he’ll always enjoy it. If trouble arises he knows how to avoid it. Class Vice President II; Claes Braketball III; Student Council III; Guide I’ost II,III,IV; Class Treasurer III; Glee Club I,II,III,IV; Operetta II,IV; Tennis III,IV; Senior Play IV; Clare Football IV; Debt tine IV; Dramatic Club IV; Surveying IV. v V r v v v V v V v v v V Stanley Nickerson Hick 1270 Salem Avenue iflien there is a lady in the cose, You know all other thirds Give piece. Basketball II,III,IV. Track IV. v V V V Doris Arietta Oschvald Del G6 Leer Avenue Oh these innocent neoplel Gaze into her eyes and you will see a little angel, gszc longer end you v ill see a little imp, Glee Club I; Guide Post IV; Year Book Staff IV. Julie. Ibne Prcjzcic Je-el Silver Avenue I TTouldn't be ? hit urprinert. And r t x 1 -they ;crcd, and '-till the ondsr .re -, Thet one sie.ll hear should carry all she kneT lookkeepin • 'outert—II,III,IV; Cl? ? ? .- rurcr IV. ♦ ♦❖ ♦ ♦ Henry r. or don l.ilcy C?rrar,r.-r 11 Salon Avenue it Oh---! The frivolity of ledi-r her for bin no :le;ner. Tennis III,IV; Hi-Y III,IV; Senior ?1' -'; 3t c nrrryer IV Besketb 11 IV. Gladys Elizabeth dogers C-lad 65 Hillside Avenue Tor yoodnesr sekesl She is r.r henr' ?• the n vc that ■'ces on. the s ee.. Glee Club 1,11, III, IV; Year 3oov Senior ?lr IV; St:;ff IV. r”ide ?o t IV; Frederick Zunene Si’cox Si-rue S8 Counton Ter.rce Jurt ho in- hepoy ir fine • liny to do; Loo? in - on the briHit side rather then the blue. Operetta II; Cles Trskcthe 11 III,IV; Henry'-r of novie benefit. Bildrcd Catherine Stcuer.'ld '•Oh for goodness sokes. ■•'She thet wee frir end never croud, Tied tonrue at will, end yet ves never loud.5' Glee C'.ub 1,11; Year Book; Class Basketball III. Alexander Suchustowsky ■'Axel'’ ’•Gentle ien!! Ladies I.an who f e thou who cost d ny ly words. Class Baseball I,II,III; Class football III,IV; Glee Club; Varsity Basketball II,III,IV; Hi-y IV; Baseball lienaccr; Senior ?lay IV; Dramatic Club IV. Ethel Irene Taylor Eth 272 Thomas Street Pretty cagey Huh? •Happy is she; from all care she is free; Y.liy aren't they all contented like she. Varsity Basketball I,II; Glee Club I,II; Traci: I,II,III; Class 3ar.ketball I, II,III,IV; Year Book Staff IV. V V V V Jane Thomas Janie Pretty Keen 19 Hertz Avenue Youth holds no society with ;;rief. Glee Club I, II,III,IV. Year Book Staff IV. Albert V eiss Parson 1272 Salem Avenue Begone dull care; I orithee, be one from me'. Befone, dull care, thou and I shall never agree. Glee Club; Ili-Y II,III,IV; Oneretca II; Guide Post II, III,IV. Thelma Elicabcth White 1243 Woodruff Avenue That gets my goat Oh baby--ec. Friendly, capable, and optimistic. Good nature is always her characteristic. Glee Club I,II; Orchestra I,II,III,IV; Guide Post Staff IV; Commercial State Contest—Shorthand, III,IV; Typing Contest IV; Year Boole Staff IV; Senior Play IV; Class Basketball I,II,III,IV. ■k- Robert King Willmot Bob 111 y'airbank Street Bluff will take the place of brains if you have enough brains to bluff. Class treasurer II; Ki-Y 11,111,1V; Dramatic Club II,IV; S. G. A. Council II,IV; Class Basketball IV; Vice President of Class IV; Senior Play IV; Operetta II,IV; Year Book Staff; Glee Club IV; Surveying IV; Debating IV. William Harrison Wright Bill 1173 North Bread Street No fears has he of ills to come, beyond today. nor care Varsity Baseball III,IV; Class basketball II,III,IV; Class football II,IV; Year Book Staff IV; Senior Play IV; Hi-y IV; Surveying Club, Cecelia Zavin Chickic 19 Broadway I mean it. Her eyes arc stars of twilight fair; Like twilight too, her dusky hair. Glee Club I,II,III,IV; Senior Play IV; Commercial Contest III,IV; Year Book Staff _V; Debating IV; Dramatic Club IV, REPRESENTATIVES IN WASHINGTON Alice Martin-MOST RESPECTED-Fred Littlejohn Eleanor Maurcr-MOST POPULAR-Fred Littlejohn Eleanor Maurcr-MOST GLASS SPIRIT-Frcd Simcox Eleanor Maurcr-MOST SCHOOL SPIRIT-Frcd Littlejohn Doris Fee-MOST DIGNIFIED-William Hafri3 Catherine Healy-CLEVEREST-Robert Willmot Thelma White -MOST GENEROUS-James Intrabartolo Eleanor Mauror-BEST TALKER-Robert Willmot Eleanor Maurer-HARDEST WORKER-Fred Heckman Thelma White -BEST NATURED-Lcon Brazer Eleanor Maurer-BEST DANCER-Gcorgc Beyer Deris Oschv ald- BEST DRESSER-Gcorgc Boyer Ruth Groh-NOISIEST-Robert Willmot Alexander Suchu3to vsky Doris Byrnc-QUIETEST-Franic Mastic Ethel Taylor-BEET ATHLETE-Albcrt Hasclman Sophie Fedison-BIGGEST BLUFFER-Alexandor Suchustowsky Catherine Hcaly-WITTIEST-Russcll Lalcvcc Clifford Muddcll Alice Martin-MOST ATTRACTIVE-James Intrabartolo Gladys Rogcrs-CUTEST-Albcrt Hasclman Eleanor Maurcr-MOST EXECUTIVE ABILITY-Frcd Littlejohn Cecelia Zavin -BEST STUDENT-Lcon Brazer Dori3 Foe -MOST LADYLIKE MOST GENTLEMANLY-Wi11iam Harris Eleanor Maurcr-MOST ARGUMEI-ITATIVE-Albcrt Hasclman Alice Martin-BEST LOOKING-Gcorgc Beyer Ruth Groh-CLASS BABY-Russcll Lalcvcc ITIC—1TAC—1T0X IT ones Where Found Antition Weakness Byrne Sewing Faking children’s clothes ■IToiso Dibella ’.'it1.. Julia Who knows? F.ovie Actors Fed!son Where is ho? F.en Hair By Heck (nan) Foe In the chariot Dancer Groh Follow the noise To he heard Low voice Hoaly licvcr alone Heart breaker Giggles Lcuthaus er Anusing children Sarah Bernhardt Posing Fartin Surrounded Hot to T. lush S: lies r.ucr Everywhere To be a chcnist Chasing Fr. Sanford 0schwaId Shoeping Tour world Horace Prejzicz With. F ,ry Filer skating Being bored Rogers Look for a : irror To go out Tonr.y Stcurwald Search nc Ho one knows Who can say Taylor In the gyn Exercises Dunb bells Thor.as Hurrying hone Fystory Cenctery IF.it o Senior Boys’ roon Self control nen teachers Zavin In Fiss Edgar’s roon Ask no another Pessinisn Boyer Brazer Ask Fargaret Faster of French Pcmanent wave Loafing To develop It Cracking jokes Cox Latin roon Ballet dancer Curls Fclter On the way Be ahead of tine for once Hurry Harr i s I: .portant nlaccs Revenge Crine Hasoli.ian In orchestra next to---? It all depends on Thel: .a Tenderfoot Hecknan Fanucl training Orator Telling the truth Intrabartolo Who knows? To master French Hose Krulick Checker roon To own : onte Carlo Fanuel training Landis Runnin after girls Helen Hicks Golf Lalevec When nischief is Brewing To be serious Faking love Littlejohn Junior High She is too young to ’mow Popularity Fastic Seldoi i To graduate Study Fuddell On the way hone nadiolejist Visitors ITiclcerson Junior Girls’ Lockers A change School Girls complexion Riley Faking scenery To finish it Argueing Sine ox Pinochle roon Candy pedler Fovie tickets Such Fr. Cox’s office Skipper Absence Weiss Ask Eleanor Ilinistor Jokes IV i lino t Away fro:', hone Any work (?) Singing Wright Hitting high spots Right club owner Loafing Cure-All Megaphone Meet a few G. Riley More daya in Washington Amplifier Laughing gas Movie try-out Mash A less-good natured janitor Marriage Less studying More men We won't tell Study A different hotel Have them leave Destroy everything Tic his hands ilew Joke Book Scissors Reduce Punishment Join the scouts To be henpeok-husband Pace lifted Shakespeare Holc-in-onc More women ' car a veil Try it Fork to do [.lore Girls Hermit's hut Sell a few Lose his drag To be laughed at Being in operetta Work 1IIC--MC--N0X Idiocyncracy Pate Boldness Train Announcer B.ing absent Marry hv.r employer Sweetness Old Maid delicateness Sweim the channel Gab Teach in a deaf-mute school 'ire cracks , 9V999 Holding everything Follic's girl Flirting Missionary Too numerous to mention Convent Money Four husbands Flunking A smile that won't come Time will toll off Kiddie car She hides them 9 9 9 9-, 999999 Bill We won't tell Privileges Picking daisies Bela Honeymoon in Wash. Grumbling Model One in every town Eating in hotel Mrs. Rudolph Muscle Jazz Band Head waiter Marathon runner Spanish athclctc Ethel Things White Follow Mother It will never be Singing Movie star Certain teachers Growing attracting attention Stink bombs Arrow Collar Ad To be caught Always love 'cm Lalevee Spending money Picking weeds Class activities Henry Berbig Too prim (mcr) Hard work Political bos3 House -wifc- Obcicity Roselle girls' Girl shy Reading exchanges Dancing 'baring a hat indoors Skclcton Safe-breaker Coal miner Chemist Soap box Ladies' Seminary LOG OP THE TRIO’S TRIP. July August— Trio became expert v eed pullers and card players , working for the Board of Education, Sep tember-April-Beginning of school year, the Trio buckled down to p lay a strenuous game of Basketball dnd Baseball. April-June— The Trio ventured forth, into the wilds of Delaware with their Lizzy , After returning from Delaware the Trio pulled a fast one by passing their exams? Al. Haselman— 1 Jim Intrabartolo— 2 Fred ;Little johnr.- 3 The History of the Class of 1930. The class of ifoO started in High School not as freshmen, Sut as 9th graders, neing the first class in Hillside to have a Junior High School course and a three year high school. During t. at year, we did not have much social life as v e ’■e.ro neither Hi ; chool or grammar school students. 'a selected and standardized a high school rin ; for all class m the future. As Sopho 'ores we enjoyed the privileges of high school students ard felt quite gram zip. e gave a dance which was v e 11 patronized, an’ considered a ,uccess. As Juniors e ere successful both a students and in social affairs, the Junior dance and the Junior-Senior dance. How in our last year as e look over our past, we believe • e have been a vr.r ortunate class under the unceasing efforts of our faculty advisers who have done everything possible to make our class a success. The ranks have tl;innod, but no much in proportion to previous 'wars, and wo have succeeded m everything we have undertaken. Our three senior plays 'ere presented in a manner approaching that of orofeasionals. e were the first class to make an educational tour and went to ashingtor, 0. C. There we 1 arned a great deal about the •overnnent buildings an the -orb carried on in then and had. a splendid ti ne. ,veryorc had. a -oo . ti o at the : enior dance vrhicl. was given in true 30 style. Class night—the ni ;hc remembered, with happy memories by-all graduates id? be m our minds years from now. 1 Last, but now ’. igh school walls business, '.no some 1 :r.:-1. graduate mi, and v e stand outside the it. o .e looking towards college, some towards to ard3 coace. my J Of! I f' Defect y a s - t- J) ■ V e !- jc 3o i 7 h J, h f tf, ?J0 eh fi aM. Jo Jo nj io J. - z. 6 • Strolling thru the Congressional Library one day during t’.e winter of 1950, I happened into the periodical room. It recalled memories of our Senior Washington trip 'and the evening we loolced up our famous baseball team's record in the Elizabeth Journal, For old times sake I decided to look un t?.e Elizabeth paoers. The only one I could fine’ was the prosperous and up-to-date oaper The Daily Boro; edited by Albert Weiss, I'm sure you must all know this paper. Tb.e feature page, of which Edv ard Krulick is the editor, attracts many readers. Tb.e chief attraction is the advise to tb.e love-lorn. All council is guaranteed to be from personal experience. If Eddie cannot find precedent .in his o’. n philandering s with tb.e women, he always goes to Albert, who has an inexhaustible supply from his own wide personal experience in matters concerning the heart and the fair sex. Rememberin' our Senior trip I turned immediately to the sport columns. Sure enough tb.e first t1 ing I saw is a familiar name. .Ibert Haselman—world Series ended-t New York Yanks snowed under by the Hillsidorc. On the bleachers be: .and tb.e catcher sat a woman of about 25 years oi age, :orgeously dressed, the former Miss Thelma ■white, now tb.e divorcee of the great .ill Osborne, Tb.e lady was once the sweetheart of albert Haselman, the New York Yank's pitcher. Haselman was pitching fine up to t) .e fourth inning when an old school chum, James Intra-bartolo called Bala's attention bo the charming rooter, Bela was so overcome with passion for the charming young lady that ’ o did wild pitching antloot t'. e game to the Hillsiders with a score of 10-1. This set ray curiosity to working and I decided to look through back numbers of the Daily Bore in tb.e ’ ope of finding ot’ er items oi' interest from the 1950 class. 1-Iuc’ to my .slight I found something about .very member, Ruth Groh, vc understand, married a millionaire tallcing-nac’ vne j.naiufacturer--poor felloe--between two fires. Jane Thomas is now a isteurized--pardon me-- a certified accountant, Alex Such has a v e 11 established lnaama.go sale shop on Prince Street. Tb.e winders he is doing for church welfare was commended upon in tb.e Junkviblo Junker . One of tb.e constant patronizer3 of the establish ment is Doris Oschwald a resident of Mulberry Street, Her ark, Doris always was particular about clothes and Alex quite suits her taste. ‘ Ethel Taylor is now managing a summer cr.np for indignant old ids. Gome of the special features offered are basketball and tap dancing. Eer patrons are profiting by-Ethel's Hillside education. Eleanor Aaurer and Fred Heckman have incorporated and have started a dancing school, for old ladies and men. Special rates and attention will be given to former members of the class by appointment. Fred devotes his time to the women while Eleanor takes a special delight in the gents. It has been rumored that colleges give students some financial renumeration for football1 services, but Columbia University has started, a new method, of sponsoring. Clifford Muddell has been at the Uni ersity for the last seven years so that he could be the hero of the college musical comedies. Last year he popularised the son , Oh listcrine, you take ny breath away.” Doris Byrne, '.illy Sundays side kick is campaigning the country as an evangelist. The following and acclaim she is receiving ir king Billy so jealous, that he is contemplating takin . the stump away from her, C-ordori Rile has a fine funeral parlor. His coat of arms is a picture taken from the famous seri 1 picture Loose Nuts staged, in the Senior Room, Ilis business is located in upper Darby. Fred Littlejohn is chief solicitor. They work well together because of Fred's ability to pick up and Gordon's to carraway bones . Sophie Fec-ison the former Best ,_.irl is now running a series of fashion shows in New York, Sophie used to strut her stuff for Best and Company and is nov; teaching other strutters how to st::utt. William ’ right i3 now posing for Arror collars. This was William's last resort, so that he could furnish all his girl friends with pictures of himself, Mildred Steuerwald has found a permanent seat in the display window of Golden's drug store. Her long red tresses are hanging down her back. Above her i3 the sign Dandrite did. it. Boss TvouA has resigned in favor of Robert 1 illmot. All of the former Hillside grafters had to resign in favor of this one because of 3ob� s power, and ability to kid the public. Kis success is due to the fact that he studied Hillside's possibilities from the tine he was in High School, Julie, prejzicz, iiss Jones' successor, teaches the spring -offs of all those 30 s who were dumb enough to stay in Hillside. Her record as an accounting teacher ecpals and. even surpasses that of hiss Jones. Frank Mastic, the teacher of stenography at Hew Jersey College for romcn, is to dictate at the contest which is to be held some tine in the future. The prosperous and thriving city of Hillside has followed the example of Chicago wc.y back in the 30 s. It’s banlcru.pt an : why? 3ccau.se of its custodian of public funds-Zlwood Cox (you remenber his old nickname--grafter), Well I guess the boys lenev; what they ere doing when they elected him -rafter of the city council. Grafter Cox has been sentenced to 204 years imprisonment or life for embezzel-nent. The decision vis reached by Judge Landis who is now Judge of Supreme Court. You know his old ability to be consoicuour and be before the public. Cecilia Zavin :■ s in charge of the Suburban department of the weather bureau. The only complaint to be found with her predictions is t. at she invariably predicts rain. Hussell Lalevee 13 instructing the heathen and unenlightened people of the South Sea Isles. Oh no, don't get excited] He isn't interested in the ladies of these isles. Far from it--he's outgrown his tendency for love-making. You would scarcely recognize our Russell he is a serious minded sedate missionary. He requires all his parishioners to know how to use stink bombs, explosive cigarettes, itching and sneezing powder and other modern inconveniences which improve their standard of living. Catherine Kealy is teaching Domestic Science and is specilizing in Interior Decorating of day nurseries. She recently presided at the New Jersey Teachers Convention She c’-lled the teetmg to chaos with such success that Grover YThalen intervened with the mounted police. Mary Di 3ella is Mr. Woodfield's private secretary. She is wearing away to a shadow grieving because of her separation from Julia. They are in the same school but there are at least four long hours a dap when they are'nt together. ?red Little jo’m .mis cliar e of a Columbia University Extension Courso in Newark c.lied, Quick ay to Relieve Indigestion. All resear cl work J or tl is course was clone in Hillside Hi2-’- School, He i3 successor to Bob biilnot. Ha Ropers' hoarding house is the most popular cite in ----. There is an enrollment of fifty steady male boarders. William Harris has just published V. e latest aut1 ority on Cniue and Punidement. H is the greatest living criminolist. He is well-known for his ability to appreciate the disagreeable. For a time it seemed that none of the Grand Opera stars were able to oualify for the position recently leit b • hue lita Galli-Curci. Finally after a discussion of f! e liusic Leagues of America, it was decided that Miss Mary Lout! c.uscr possessed the necessary requirements. Mis3 Leuthausor be. -an her vocal training in the corridors of Hillside .ii'h Sc: ool. Much of her knowledge was received in the .ictro oils of Hillside. Because of her ability, Mary was soon admitted to the Metropolitan Opera House, w’ .ere s e as stepped into the 1 ame w ich s.e justly deserves. Fred Simcox is in the talkies and is Rudolph Valentino and body Valiee Mixed. He has been married three times and divorced six times. His mash notes require three freight cars to move them between Hollywood and New York, Doris Fee has moved to Indiana and married a man named Borden. She is spend-in; her life designing artistic milk bottles that will look, well on t. .e 3. ront 3top or on the mantle piece as a vase. Alice Martin is a second Pe,yy Hopkins Joyce. She lias so many jewels that Tiffany's looks like a five and ten. She lias or picture in every issue o± tie Daily Mirror. Geor.pe Eeyer lias just consented to endorse the new permanent wave. T’is is the latest scientific method of waving blond hair. A free demonstration will be riven any day to any member of the 1930 class. Geore you know is a reat oeauty expert. Leon Eraser has a chain of butcher a? .ops All pork and ] .ar.i is 'uarantefed to be raised on ''.is own farm. You can alv ays tell bis 2tpres by the si n of the ;pis over the door. Shir1m3 Felter has an aviation field. He will take anyone for a ride .ho likes to fly i b. James Intrabartola has the Open Air Taxi Company now, successor to Amos and Andy. All Jinny’s friends in Hillside rave him their recommendations thinking he bad bad plenty of experience in taking t’ e 1950 class around. His ;Lizzie qualifies for the jo', perfectly since t' e supply of adhesive tape has ;iven out. Stanley Hic'erson is 'ounder of anc'. sponsor for tb.e Bachelor’s Clu' 01 hr Yor... Stanley invites all those gentlemen u' .0 '.ave ’ .d enough. Rules and regulations are made to tube care xf those moments when hi3 prtrons resolution wavers and e fair sex prove too fascinating. The bell rang and announced closin'- time. It woke me up f:. om ray pleasant reveries just like it used to do in school, ily evenin' 1 entertain ent had furnis’.ed me with lots of material dreams both pleasant an; other’,rise. 1 r VJ 1. 2. 3. 4 - 5, S, 7 8 9 10 LAST '.TILL a:h tksta ' dTT US, the Senior Clegs of '30, bein'- of insuf- icient cult to vno- ’ h't elec to do ith thirys c don't nt, hecu.rath the folio- in--’: To 11 future .'eshinyton Senior Tours -? leave hr. Cor. re the ncrfect chaperone, hay his oof nature and bathtub la't cr- Ion.'; as necessary. To future classes v'o leave o-r customers and ability to sell candy. (See Fred Sincox for ■’.-tails.) In-ciIontall the netit little creatures—nice, find a conforts.bie habitat rlth the s eet neats and lo cr sales resict?nca a qreet deal. To the future visitors to “ashin ton, tne Senior Clas' been.oaths the hetronolite.n nc Is and all that oes rrith then, aIso '11 the beds rith the novin.q nattresses. To the Clc.cr of 1031 re ;ive’and bequeath our f-r-fened e.n.d renor,ncd class unity e.nd. spirit. To the Clas' of 1033 re bequeath all the Plsvthinqs re collected in ash in .ton, nor on display in'the Senior roon. To the Claes of ’34, if the rill please rcya.rd our d.yin' rccuest, re leave c r class color? and that ten-foot banner - hieh -e unearthed fron '24� s rr-iains, and also the felt burner hich re did not buy. . To Junior ind , Lcoo. Orazer bequeathes bis studious ha'-its, (it rill please the faculty if Junior rill accent then.) . The editor of the Ouide Post, bein in a revengeful ■•i.ood, berue ther to his succc'ror (if any) the ability to r if a folrn, sa ycious editorials lue the everpresent deficit—Lon-; nav it r-vr 1 . To '-order. Hash, Clifford buddell and but Lalevee leave their undeni d ability to ■ tir u a runpus. . To : ru'ret, Katherine and Doris, the Trio , leaves its ■' ility to sticb to ether. . To dr. bitchell, Gcor ;e and Jin leave their remanent raves—The envy of '11 the qirls. 11 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT—continued 13. To Charlie Lindner, we give Stanley's ride experience which even the Guide in Washington detected. 14. To Oscar Johnson, we leave Alex's ability to kid the powers that be, also his double boiler used to cook up excuses, we fear Sock's supply might be exhausted. 15. To Hr. Sanford, Eleanor Maurer leaves peace and quiet if he still has the strength to enjoy then. 16. To all the broken hearts (especially among Junior girls) which Fred Littlejohn lea.ves we offer Miss McKeever's sympathy. For three years she has watched then fall for his Pepsodent smile, 17. To John Crossrn v,e bequeath Russell's skill in love-making which Duns. (Thelna White) taught him in the Senior Play—another seems to be receiving lessons now, 18. Shirling Felter wills his Math marks to any one capable of earning them. In witness whereof we set our hand and seal this thirteenth day of June, Nineteen hundred and thirty. THE CITY COUNCIL THE TRIO B. .XICHTBi-LL T! Stanley i- rson------------Forward Charles Lindner------------tervrrd crt F. .sol: n---------Forward Fred jittlo.john-----------Centcr J ; on Intr: rtolo--------Guard Alex ’uehusto' slry--------Guard SCIT2BUL Hillside 25 Hillside st rted the season off with a stron ..lu; ni tea . rlu ni 21 •.n0 1 y defeating Hillside 21 Hillside Hillside 24 Hi 11 sic' , league g- e. Dover 16 oloyed •• fact .6 to down Dover. r. r f - c ■ i ■ o o Roselle 20 continued their _,ood ni yin to ti.ke irst Hillside 24- Linden 15 Hillside took second league g .v .e and. displayed _ood floorvork. Hillside 2d ..ltkov.J' Hillside lead . nr. for of regulars throu. ' out the e, Kearny 20 were • at out on fouls, t. inj fifth straight victory. Hillside 9 Hillside fought losing go: e n.y.inst .O’ i X 1 r 5i .sky Rahway squ-d. Hillside 16 ostfield 26 Hillside v s 3till out of stride due to R :.y c “e --n q-thus lost second a: 0. Hillside 22 Roselle 18 Hillside • xc co clack against Roselle t ing third league victory. Hillside 10 Resell© Park 43 Hillside si o od poor or against the Park. Hillside 30 Kearny 15 Hillside took . .rny, a class .. ten., over ith ease. - ■ C ' « c Hillside 25 Sir::it 44 Hillside fought 1 rd 1 ut was un ' lx to overco: o Sui i .it squad.. Hillside 16 Forth Plainfield Poor foul shoo.tin lost) this w v 9 for hillside. TB-iLL (Continued. ) Hillside 15 Linden 35 Hillside still m slu- p, • issed ny fou.1 slots nd show ed poor for- . Hillside 9 Rain;; y 50 Once .. in Hill3if? viltod before tie fastest tea: in the county. Hillside 13 Hillside’s 0 e Hillside 27 This v .s Ia,rd lost by foul shot. Hillside 20 Rosollo Far!: 31 Hillside foujt ,r.d ; 1 :yed one of the cat y.v. es of the season. Hillside 14 y. 1. infield 15 A’-'is w .:.c si: il .r to the first ith FI .in iold vn:s lost throu l f Mil robots. Hillside 25 Su: : it 24 Hillside fou.. t ,‘d Qa e and flashed speed that brought a five ye. c vinning stre early in the so . on, to t .he over an r -proved Su .it To . touriia: hut Hillside 18 Su;: it 25 Hillside still flashed • uch speed !ut could not stop Su it's shots. Cocpor Union J.V. 13 i roved '.nd. they too1.: over C. Union easil Pinyry 28 fought gone going to o::tr . periods and v. s BASEBALL ' ana er-- .lex Such . ‘ ’riyht J ■ ,cs Intr .' rtolo .lhert H-isol- on 0?' rles Linfinor John Hnz .l oll.'. Joe Bo; .ino Harold .1. or in Trod Littlejohn . Ifred Do Rose Dick flirt on Linden at Hillside Roselle P rh t Hills Sir.u it :.t Hillside Rr.hvvoy ..t Hillside Hillside at cstfiold Hillside .t Sir. it Roselle at Hillside Hillside it Linden Hillside t Rosalie Hillside ..t Ra'-iva; Hillside t Roselle P ’'ostiicld at Hillsid.- Assist. Hma, C vise her First Base-Pitcher First Base-Pitcher Second Base Shortstop Third Base Loft Field Center Field Riw?:t Field Pitc' er SCHEDULE 1930 hi:.. ■ . pril 14 3 April 22 0 April 25 10 .pril 29 7 2 8 • o 9 5 xJ 13 13 o - - 16 2 :V 20 31 • — j 23 11 June 3 June 6 14 ■ or--Joe Schiffle : Opponent '4 10 5 6 9 4 11 14 4 0 (cancelled) 17 Clifford : uddell Gordon Riley Hie? rd r’ do Arnold La Force Clark Voyel Sa:. Katz Arnold Spoff.ard SCHEDULE-1930. Plainfield at Hillside—April Hillside .t Zest field-ay Hillside at PI infield-- ay Hillside .t Roselle----ay Hillside t Irvington- ay Red way at Hillside------ y Hillside at . Orange--- y Cranford at Hillsic o-'ay Hillside at Cranford-June Hillside at R v ----Juno Or nye at Hillside---June H Score V 25 I I 2 5 0 17 4 1 19 Iostponed 23 4 1 21 1 1 26 30 2 4 13 TRi-.CK TEa Gooryc Bcyor--C t in Russell Lalevee Clifton Landis Edward Krulick Shirliny Fclter Stanley Picker son aitcrt E asel: an Fred Littlejohn Edw rd Jdv rdsen Rot or t Sw an Russell Klicn Loriny Hall John Enzale 11 a Denylas Caldorhead H .rve- nry Join Fedison •Sporting days Girls Athletics Looking hack with the class of 1930, into their snorting activities we find that they have spent their four years of High School life, not only training for business and furthering their ability to meet the requirements of the coning years of their life, but they have been working and enjoying extra activities such us: basketball, base’all, track, tennis, and other field sports. The girls as well as the boys have done excellent work in the track events. The girls track team has won first place in the Union County Track Meets for three consecutive years and we believe that we could have added a fourth year to our record had there been field events in the 1930 track meet. The School has received the cup which has to be won a fourth tine in order that they nay keep the cun permanently. The track team consisted of: Annabelle Hcrdigan, Sophomore; Marion Short, Sophomore; Helen Hansen, Junior; Lthel Taylor, Senior The girls have received letters for their splendid work on the tear Unfortunately the girls varsity backet ball has been taken out of our sporting activities, but we have filled this vacancy with class teams which have proven very successful. The interclass games were successful in bringing out all candidates for the teams, and have trained many students who will go to make up a first-class team when we can again participate in the Girls Varsity League. THE HI-Y The Hi-Y stands for Christian Character and not Creed. The slogan of the club is clean living, clean speech, clean short and clean scholarship. Its purpose is to e;:tend throughout the school and community these high standards of Christian Character, The Hi-Y of 1929-30 ha3 to the best of its abilit carr-i d out the standards of the club. The Hi-Y of this year has been the largest and one of the est ever nut together. This is due to a lar e extent to Mr. Sowers, our faculty adviser, who has done his job thoroughly and. veil, heleing us many tines over hard, points in our discussions and activiti 3. The Kjl-Y has aad a number- oi‘ _;ood discussions whoch tend to broaden the unde of the leibors. e have also -one to the Y.H.C.A. three or- four ti 103 or supper, nee tin a and games. The ' emor iae:nbers 0 this year’s Hi-Y lsli the best of lucl: to the nsubers of tho clue during their next year. e hope that they wil3 have as ,ood ti les as we did. Officers Faculty Adviser, Mr, Irving Sowers, President, George Beyer, Vice President, .mold. Laforce, Se -■ ’etary and Treasurer, Russell Lalavee, Members Clifford liuddoll, Frhd Littlejohn, Albert oiss, 'Robert illr.ot, Albert Haselman, il'iara right. Cordon Riley, Martin Maurer, Charles Lindner, John Colen, Robert Johnson. Members Alex Suchustowsky, Fred Si icox, i13iam Littlejohn, Harold inner nn, diehard ade, d tanley Tillou, Paul Smith, Goraen Nash, John Crosson, Marchell Lant, GUIDE POST Editor-in-Chief Albert Y eiss Managing Editor Business Manager Eleanor Usurer Clifford Muddell Editorial Staff Associate Editors Marcaret Potts Catherine Padilla Marion Short Business Adv. Manager George McCarthy Adv. Copy Mgr. Thelma White Sports Gordon Riley Arnold La Force Charles Lindner Alumini Alice Martin Sophie Fedison Literary Leon Bistrovich Assemblies Doris Oschwald Humor Leon Brazer Exchanges Doris Byrne Honor Catherine Healy The Guide Post is a member of uill and Scroll, member of Northern New Jersey Scholastic Press Association. It took 3rd place in the Columbia Scholastic _ress Association in 1928, in 1929 second place, and in 1930 fourth place. A large audience viewed the ncwly-forned Dramatic glub’c first effort, presented on the first annual High School Night, Duran Glesegell s short -lay, Suppressed 11 � t Desires, together 'ith che operetta, Ji'cr ree comprised the urogram. mLc cart of characters in Suenrc: sed Desiics was as follows: :;rs. Brewster--------------------------—Jeannette Banning Mabel-----------------------------------Iv.v. itu 11m Stephen 3re :ter------------------------Dhar-cs Lindner Jigaiieree 'as give:-, by seven boys o: the Senior class Jigamerec-------- Six ship --------------------Clifford i'uddell ecked Sailor lads Ton---- George- Charlie Ned----- Did:---- Jack---- ■Leon Brazer ■George Beyer ■Robert ?ill. lot Albert Ile.selman Fred Littlejohn Janes Intrabartolo Music coached by 1‘ra. Cienintine Johnson . - 1 a:’ 'Hr.O Accompanist----------------------- Dance coachcc by . 1 na Peer Coach-----------------------------3 ir': • •'•■’ Scenery—it. Gcor o Roberts, Hiss Bsthcr loanc , Jdwsrd T'ruiick, Gordon Riley 'ries ucKeever 'red Sine ox, The Dramatic Club also gfeve a short scotch in the final assemble entitled, The Inpertinence of The CreatureIt was enacted by Ruth Schaefer • id Russell Lr. levee. A Minuet By Louis Parker Cast of Characters The Marquis------------- ------------- The jailer---------------------------- The Marchioness----------------------- Tine—The Reign of Terror Place—A orison in France Post Mortems By Chari es Devine Cast of Characters Mr. Bo.rlcer------------------ Mrs. Barker------------------- Jinny, a Burglar-------------- A1, hi s pal------------------ Tine—Any time Place-Any Place The Neighbors By Zona Gale Cast of Characters Grandma-------------------------- Mis Diantha Ahel---------------- Ezra .Villiaras------------------ Peter---------------------------- Inez----------------------------- Mis' Elmira Moran---------------- Mis' Trot------------------------ Mis' Carry Ellsworth------------- Time—The present ?lace--Any rural town COACH—Miss Mary E. McKeever Scenery by Stage Design Club under direction of Miss Sloane. Stage Manager--Gordon Riley. Assistants--Shirley Felter, Fred Heckman, Russell Lalevee, Lilliam Littlejohn, '31; Franz Lorenz, '31; Bertha Primmer, '31; Erma Muller, � 31; Marie Birch, ’31. In charge of lighting effects—Fred Heckman, Business Manager--Leon Brazer. Assistants--Fred Simcox, Alex Suchustowsky, Eleanor lViaurcr, William Wright, Edward Krulick. Faculty Advisor--Mr. George Faltings. ■Cecelia Zavin •Mary Leuthauser ■Alex Suchustowsky ■Russell Lalevee -Thelma Thite -Eleanor Maurer •Gladys Regers ■Ruth Groh •Clifford Muddell •Sophie Fedison •Fred Littlejohn •Robert ill. 101 •Skirling Felter •James Intralartolo •AI ice Martin. SENIOR PLAYS Again 1930 is different! Three one-act plays! This is the first time that any class in Hillside High School presented three one-act plays Neighbors , the first play, was a comedy with the scene laid in a small town, anytime, and anywhere. Russell and Thelma gave some exhibitions in love making that really surprised us. Minuet , the second one-act play, has the sene laid at the time of the French Revolution The costumes were gorgeous and didn't Shirling and Alice look like the aristocrats! Jimmie was the jail-keeper, and could he take his part? (His costume was not so grand.) Last, but by no means least, was the play, Post Morterns . Clif excelled in the part of the husband wit Sophia as his wife. Some couple! 'Member trie melting act at the end? Some scene, eh? Fred and Bob made ideal burglars. These plays sure were ONE SUCCESS financially and,otherwise all on-coming classes the Class of '30 wishes success that the seniors have enjoyed with their plays. . DEBATING 1930 as,years before, hes been a greet year for debating in Hillside High School. The 'biono .ork question scencd to bo the,main topic for debate but.the teams made : good job of it. The Coaches were as follows: Hr. George E. Feltings Hr. ilbur H. Co ;jr. L. Mitchell SCHEDULE OF DEIVT-S FOR 1930 D1C13 ION 01P0N1NT ..UCMTION THAI1 ion lUnion Mar, 18 lome ’York 1. Maurer, M. Potts, R. Schafer, R. Y il: o on .Roselle Perk Mar.24 Home York E. Maurer, H. Potts7 C-. Lever, r. 7 ilnot Jon jRoselle April 22 � Horae V'ork 2. Maurer, M. Potts7 C-. Beyer Mon-Decision :Linden Dec. 3 Home .York C. Vogel, L. Potts, J. Littlejohn, A.Lap; rt. i? Lost ‘Linden May 15 Home Work E. Maurer, M. “Potts, S. Fedison, R. Wilmo Lost ;South River Lay 23 t Home '.York H. Maurer, M. Potts, R. ’.Yilraot, R. Schafe Lost Perth Amboy Feb. 2b' • f • Home . ork C. Muddeil, H. '. lima G. Beyer Lost ‘.Carteret Horae Work E, Maurer, R. Schafe M. Potts, R. Wilmot, S. Fedison Lost :fcast Rutherford • Mar. 11 Home Work E. Maurer, M. Potts, R. Schafer, R. Wilmc Lost '.Vest Side Apr. 9 Philippine Independence L. Braser, G. Riley Lost :V est Side Apr. 9 Philippine Independence C. Vogel, S. Felter tRotcry Club Jan. 14 Horae York C-. Beyer, C. Muddel] M. Potts, E. Maurer Non-Decision :East Orange Feb. 10 Electoral College R. Schafer, M. I.Iaure C. Vogel, Alt. Non-Decision :Irvington Dec. 3 Home Fork L. Ploubet, R. Schal C. Padula Lost tCranford Apr. 8 Home Work S. Fedison, J. Schil M. Maurer Non-Decision '.Montclair Feb. 6 Home Work R. 7 ilmot, G. Beyer, M% Maurer Non-Decision :lnter-class teams Ex. Curricult Activities S. Fedison, C. LIudSf B. Frutchy, C. Vo re-Li. Potts, A. Lapp r The Glee Clubs in the Senior High School have been very successful and a good tine ’.'as had by all.' The enrollment of the nixed Glee Club v;as 132; of the Boy’ Glee Club 42; of the Girls' Glee Club 78. Only tv.’O of that entire enrollment had unexcuscd absences this causing them to lone their points. The Glee Club work is entirely elective, the Boyd’ Glee Club and the nixed Glee Club held at the noon hour. To you Senirrs vho are lcavi;y ry music ranks, I want to thank you for your splendid work and attitude. I have enjoyed you all thoroughly and hope the inspiration you may have gotten here will lead you to broader paths in musical lines. Clementine L. Johnson. IQVILS Lord Byron o: Broadway -George Beyer Strange Interlude -Iletrooolitrn Hotel Dance Kell -Gy nines iiua Honey -Miss licKeovcr Putt in On the Ritz -Seniors at Washington The Second Floor Lystory -Dining roon at the Letronolitan White Of. mo -Senior trin un the Hudson Hapoy Days -School Days She Couldn’ t Say l o the Lovics Journey’s End -C0 1110ncorient Day Song 0 Ily Heart -Class Song Strike Un the Band -School Orchestra King of Jazz -Uillio ; Morris The Dig P rty -Hr. Palting’s Farewell Party Loving the Ladies—-— -Alex It’s A Great Life Weleone Danger -Vf.cn St, ior boys rent on their tour Arizona Kid Ladies Love Brutes -Clifton L ndis All Quiet On the W-stern Front— -After 4 a. n. in Washington Hold Ev. rything -Di“ lo,'ior. (If wc’-c lucky) Strictly Loner “— -Sophic Fecison CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Russell Reeve” Lalevee’s Pest Shoppe New 1950 Assortment of toys for grown-ups. Paper air planes, £tinlc-bombs laughing gas, etc. All articles are guaranteed to annoy the faculty. Liberal trade in allowance. Parson A. Weis3 guarantees his sermons not to exceed five hours and not have more than two collections. Sunday sermons at the Holy Smokes Church will deal with the subject Why I should eat in a restaurant when staying at the Metropolitan H tel Leon Brazer Golf Pro. Duffers can completely reverse form in a few inexpensive lessons by learning to hit the green and miss the trap Special vocabulary class. Beyer’s Hair Tonic Hd men use this hair tonic to enjoy the hatless fad. Whig will be supplied if tonic is unsatisfactory. To Young Men. ________June 18, 1950______ Willmot Institute of Knowledge and Allied Sciences. Frof. Willmot wishes to announce that brains will be supplied with each course. New Supply Daily. Jim Hombre Intrabartolo Trainer of Champions 3. Daily classes in gymnastics. Women receive special attention. Complete course. Makes can opening easy. AL SUCH’S DANCING SCHOOL Learn the latest I Also improve your style by overcoming that galop. William Cueball Wright famous racketeer will open a class in ping-pong, also chess in the fall. Those interested communicate with Mr. Wright’s secretary. FOR SALE Curls and waves I A full Latest popular seller! supply always on hand. How to Fill Dates Sophie Fedison Written by Doris Oschwald Edited by Gladys Rogers LOST—FIFTY gym bloomers, SEVENTY r iddies, ONE GROSS of pencils, SEVERAL compacts, CARLOAD of combs, and various other items. Finder please return to Eleanor Maurer. ie will sec that they are returned to the original owners---if she c. n remember them ALL. LOST—One dress in the vicinity of the Metropolitan. Finder please return to Mary Leuthauser. MISSING—Several meals at the Metropolitan. Any Senior willing to supply each from his abundance, please notify Cecelia Zavin, WANTED—A new lock for one hotel door. One is required that will work at two (2) A. M.----Catherine Healy. LOST—One combination lock. Finder return to Ruth Groh, OUTSTANDING HITS OF OUR UEVV TALKIE-SI1TGIE PICTURE ,:'ITH AN ALL STAR CAST.— Painting the Clouds with Sunshine------Catherine Heal '. 'Leven Thirty Saturday Night-----------Gladys Royers. How Can you Be So Char: ing------------Doris Fee. Never Let Illusion C.rry You Away------Ethel Taylor. I'r. Following You---------------------Nary Dibella and Julia P What Do I Care---------Nary Leuthauser (Homework not prepared). Give Yourself a Pat on the Back--------Shirling Felter. Ny Sweeter Than Sv;eet ----------------Albert Haselr.an (Thelma) He’s So Unusual------------------------V illiar Harris. I’ve Gotta Have You--------------------Dip Iona. These ‘ cdernistic Days----------------Doris Oschwald. Satisfied------------------------------Senior Plays. Baby, Oh Where Can You Be----Ruth Grch’s Co;.bination Lock. Stay Out of the South--------We Don’t l ean Washington. I’r. a Drearer-------------------------Edward Krulick. Turn Cn The Heat----------Niss Jones' roor. in ..id-winter. I'r. Just a Vagabond Lover-------------Russell L lavee. (Peter) Singing in the Bathtub-----------------Netropolit n Hotel. I Don't Want to Get Thin---------------Elwood Cox. A Pair of Blue Eyes--------------------Jane Thorns. Oh, How An I T9 Know-------------------Jar.es Intrabartolo. He's a Good Nan to Have- around--------Fred Si- cox. If He Cared----------------------------Nildred Steurwald. High Society Blues---------------------Alex Such. Sweetheart, ,re Need Each Other--------Thelna kite (Albert). I Got Religion-------------------------Leon Brazer. If I Had a Talking Picture Of You------Eleanor murer. I Don't Work for a Livin'----Fred Heck.an. (Just the Opposite) Around The Corner----Stanley Nickerson. (And his sweet someone) Should I Celia Zrvin--(Go without ray homework prepared.) I Don't Want Ytrur Kisses—Frank Mastic. In My Little Hope Chest------------- “� •—Doris Byrne Puttin' On Tho Ritz--------------------Clifton Landis. (?) T'ain't No Sin (Tr Dance Around in Yeur Bones)--------Gordon Riley. When You're Sailing--------------------Alice Martin. California, Here We Cone-------------Senior Girls, Cottage For Sale------------------------An ad'in AlbertWWeiss' Paper. Till We Meet Again-------------'-------After June £0. You'll Find Your Answer in My Eyes-----Robert Willmot. You're the Sweetest Girl on This Side cf Heaven---Sophie Fedison. I've Made a Habit of You----------------Geroge Beyer. Indian Love Call-----------------------William Wright--(Put it in, old boy I) I Still Remember---------------Fred Littlejohn—(Upper Darby) WRITTEN IN THE STARS SENIOR GIRLS Deris Byrne--Febf 4, Possesses decisive likes and dislikes which may offend people. Should enter independent ventures. Lever of home—nervous—usually very stubborn, Starts on tec many things and soon gives up the venture. Mary Dibella--Sept, 25, Shrewd in business and mere capable of managing large enter-prises than small concerns. Instinctively seeks rich husband. Has a love for beuuty and luxury, a desire for pleasure, and a talent for dramatics and playing of musical instruments, Sophie Fedison--March 15, A tendency to cross a bridge long before you � each- it. Save your energies, and don't give in to useless worry nd anxiety. Practical, intellectual, Net easily convinced; goo judgment and foresight. Doris Fee--July 31, A lover of speed, frequently marring success, by hastening the development of plans before natural maturity. Fond of parties and dancing. Optimistic and gay. Lady Fortune will smile n almost all of your enterprises. Ruth Groh--June 13, A romantic nature which conceives of love as a diversion rather than a serious problem in life. Should learn t develop emotional responsibility. Lacks a calm, mediatative temperament, she worries quickly and is highly Irritable under financial or •ther heavy burdens. Loves the beautiful in nature and art. Should marry rather late in life. Catherine Healy--Feb. 22, The trait of leadership and the power to rise frem any surroundings to a position of power and honor. Would like to remake the w rld along her own lines, and tries to discover goed in the lowest types of mankind. Serves well as a reformer, original thinker and arbitrator. Mary Leuthauser--April 3, You have a tendency toward mcodirtess and over-reflection which frequently arrests action. Try to cultivate impulsiveness. Enters largely into public life. Literary and artistic pursuits attract you. Alice Martin--Feb. 2, If higher nature is aroused and urge properly developed, will become great reformer and preacher of noble ideals. Loves heme life. Will make a good mother. Easily persuaded; sensitive; gi od natured; small executive ability. Eleanor Maurer--Nov. 30, Outdoor life appeals to you. Courageous. Her sense of humor rarely desets her, and indeed, she does not hesitate to make others the butt of her witty remarks. VJHITTEN IN THE STARS (CON’T.) Doris Oschwald—August 28, Born to outwit any opponet. Very alert. Likes to live in a good home, wear clothes in the mode, drive fashionable cars, and in other words do the correct thing. Julia Prejzicz—Jan.9, Discreet and nrudent in financial matters, rarely taking another into her confidence. One in whom great trust can be reposed. Has a clear and reasoning mind. Is a good planner and organizer and will succeed admirably in business. Gladys Rogers—Feb. 19, Has lofty ideals, and while not too emotional is honest and devoted in her affections. Likes good companionship and displays great loyalty. Is slow to rise to anger, but has a violent, explosive temper when aroused. Mildred Steurerwald—August 21, A commanding nature with poise. Stern in professional or business activities, but tender and emotional in home life. Has a K.rm heart, generous nature, and deep wells of thought and emotion. Ethel Taylor—September 10, Practical, self-confident and with an eye always on one goal, you will go far. Should not be wwerved from marriage and children by success in business. While not emotional, is sensitive and will discharge her responsibilities to a mate, parents or friends. Is very particular about her food. Jane Thomas--Julv 16, A distinct pioneer type, who enjoys most doing new things, or doing the old things in a new way. A skilled adviser. Ambitious. Thelma White--June 22, One who delights in nature study and particularly in floral things. Should achieve success in specialized forms of gardening. Is fond of home, loves to travel, especially by water, and will certainly be a good mother to her children. Cecilia Zavin—Aoril 1, Although literary and artistic pursuits attract her, she will make her mark in commerce and other business activities. Original and good reasoner. A life of considerable conflict, either physicalor mental, depending upon the SENIOR BOYS WRITTEN IN THE STARS George Beyer--April 27 Supposed tc be somewhot cf a recluse, driven to isolation by reason of an unusually single-tracl °d view. Handsome, rather large frame, good complexion and animal magnetism. Leon Brazer—April 11 A distinct fondness for literature, and a genuine creative trend. Should succeed as a writer or an editor of a literary publication. Original, good rersoner and natural organizer. Elv ood Cox--June 27 A warrior and a lover of combat, whether in business or on the battle-field. Courageous with an added equipment of cunning. Good manager; optimist; lover of heme, Shirling Felter--October 1 An ability to unravel complicated affairs with a preference for solitude, which develops hyper-sensitivity. Enlarge your circle of friends. Good inventer, executive ability, and a hearty eater. William Harris—July 29 A traveler to far places for purposes of writing articles and stories, or scientific research. Passive in disposition; sensitive. Albert Haselman--July 26 A generous streak and a tendency to do too much for others, causing self-neglect. Well adapted to business enterprises. Loves flowers and art. Sensitive, Fred Heckman—April 26 Nimble and patient with fingers. The men become surgeons or violinists. Have passionate nature. . Strong likes and dislikes. Excellent memories, positive, morose and good student. James Intrabartolc--July 15 A quick mind and a strong personality with little tolerance for thj3e not so well equipped. Inclined to be disdainful and should cultivate sympathy, Edward Krulick--August 25 Aoid a boastful attitude. Intellectual, optimist, possesses humor but indulges in satire. Russel Lalevee--April 13 An over-love of a gay life may defeat your chances for real success. | arn early tr cultivate industry and concentration, and you will achieve your ambition. Clifford Mudde11--July 3 One intriqued by poetry, art and music without any special abi?ity for excelling in any of them. Doomed to disappointment unless engaged in business or domestic affairs. Positive in disposition. WRITTEN IN THE STARS (CON’T) Stanley Nickerson—January 14 A tendency to magnify worries and to inflict them upon other people, without regard fcr their own problems. The talents lie in the auditing field. Gordon Riley—May 26 Your chief difficulty will be a lack of accord with what average people think and do. This is due to an excessively independent mind. If sympathy for the other man's view point is developed, success will be yours. Restless and faultfinder. Fred Simcox--August 1 A rather phlegmatic temperament, disliking physical exertion unless in sport. Devoted to sensual recreations. Alex Such—November 12 Entirely too much of a big boss. Listen tc other people once in a while. Some literary pursuit should be the career, possibly advertising. Selfish; do not forgive easily, quickly offended; domestic. Albert Weiss — ctcber 10 An aggressive, ambitious type in business and true patron of the arts, particularly music. Must marry a mate of similar sympathies for full happiness, Rjbert Willmot--October 25 Lucky in love and friendship. A navigator, if born or reared near the open water. Possesses a great will power and a generous magnetic quality which attracts many admirers. Leaders in science and philosophy and displays a very keen mental thoroughness. William Wright--April 7 A lever of the stage, although net necessarily as an actor. The men show a leaning for stage settings. Original and good reasoner. Clifton Landis—April 11 A distinct fondness for literature. Th'vugh will be successful in commerce, finance and the sciences. ?red Littlejohn—December 19 A clever cunning nrture, capa'le of asserting its will over others by persuasion or fascination, frank Mastic--April 4 Pickle as they come. The dominant trait is a love for the ■rts, notable music and dancing. Drifting along with the tide siakes up happiness. FACULTY NUMBERS Blowin’ Cut Steam---Mr. Sowers Bustin Tee Potty—-Mr. Ferry His Old Cornet---Mr. Long_ Let’s Be Common--(?)---Mis3 Edgar Through---Mr. Faltings Miss Wonderful---Miss Jones Ain’t Misbehaving?--(Are you?)----Mr. cx To Be Forgotten (Latin) Mrs. Rudolph Sc Symphathetic Mr. Mitchell Inky-Dinky-Parlez-Vous---Miss McKeever Hallelujah---Mrs. Clark Percolatin’ Blues---Miss Heeseman I Like To Do Things For You---Miss Sloane jffST AMONG US GIRLS, WE WONDER WHEN? Catherine Healy will take something serious. Doris Fee’s and Sophie Fedison’s paintings will hang on the walls of a famous art gallery. Celea Zavin will step studying so much. _ Eleanor Maurer will stop discovering that Mary and Julia quote Emerson. Ethel Taylor will stop being so optimistic. Doris Byrne will make our wedding gown3. Alice Martin will teach the children ©f the seniors. Jane Thomas will establish a home for babies. Doris Oschwald Will wear her clothes out of harmony. Julia Prejzicz will think of something else besides bookkeeping and French. Gladys Rogers will add a few inches to her height. Mary Dibella will invite us to one of her famous piano concerts. Mary Leuthauser will stop her giggling. Ruth Groh will stop her noise. Mildred Steurwald will be Peggj Joyce’s travelling companion. Last but not least, when all of us are going to take that trip to California. S. Ft CISOM r Five and thirty seniors packed the toothbrush last May 5th and pointed their noses for the southland, or, to be more specific, that part of the United States about v;hich so great a number of songs has been written by composers v hosc tot 1 knowledge of that section has come from eating Virginia hams as cooked by New England chefs. To continue with the yarn, the Seniors boarded a tram car and set sail. Five and a half hours later the Same gang, now disguised as pickaninnies—a condition which might be traced to the soft coal used on the road of the anthracitc--fell off the cars at the Union Station, ’• ashington, D. C. The Union Station, by the way, is big enough to house both the Graf Zep and the Los Angeles with sufficient room left over for Paul Whitman to swing a cat in. After journeying outside with engine stable, the class met and adopted as its official mascot, Limberlip, the hot air artist on the rubberneck wagon. Thence the group traveled to Chinatown where the Hotel Metropolitan pride of Washington in Civil War days, was located. Upon our arrival at this building, Limberlip disclosed its identity. Knowing him for a witty fellow nobody took him seriously. However, the awful truth wa3 soon verified. The saving feature of the place was Hawkshaw, who, like all good hotel detectives, wore a derby hat and tilted a vile cigar out of one side of his face. When lighted the cigar served to fumigate the establishment---a process which it needed badly. Another feature was the elevator boy of indefinite age, who became more and more affectionate as the time for leave taking and subsequent tipping drew near. The navy was quartered on the same floor with the boy3. It insisted on getting itself beautifully jagged every night. To one of the members of the class this proved to be an objectionable habit because one of the first line of defense insisted on imparting to him his knowledge of naval tactics and strategy at the hour of midnight. This recital occupied the better part of two hours which shows that the sailor must have been a very intelligent person. Following the introduction to the hotel the gang again entered the busses for a trip around the city with Limberlip supplying tonsil : nsic on the way. By the time the group returned to ehe hotel cvcryon ’ s nock was well unlcinked—-a circumstance brought about by following the instructions of the Honorable Limberlip too carc-fully. The instructions consisted of hi3 intoning at regular intervals, Look to the loft, the Pomeranian Legation, now to the right, the Chow Mein Embassy, Again to the left, statue of General Sherman shouting, •C-imme Liberty or Death’, etc., etc.-—and so far into the afternoon. That night the Congressional Library was visited. On the steps of thi3 edifice one of the members made the decision that the trip was going to be a darb. In thi3 ease it is quite correct to capitalize darb'. After wandering around inside the library for a while, someone chanced to stick his heal thru a doorway and discovered that the auditorium in which he had been was only a hallway compared with the really important room of the building. Shortly afterwards someone cl3c found out that government employees arc non-bribablc. This information was uncovcrod when the someone offered three Admiration cigars to the guard on duty where tho Declaration of Independence is kept, if he would bo allowed to autograph the famous document next to the place where John Hancock signed his John Hancock, That night the masculine portion of the crew , (the girls were in bed at 10:00 ?), did its best to make an endurance record by staying up .11 night. Just as tho sun came pecking over the smokestacks, accompanied by the cook's merry whistle, as he prepared the morning brealifast from the 3uppcr of the previous night (which had in turn been prepared from the remnants of the lunch) the six'.who were left from the original nineteen tucked themselves in bod for an hour of sleep----and were promptly awakened by Nickerson, He gently doused them with a p ail of aqua bathtub. The culprit was punished the following evening when he was selected by the inhabitants of his mattress as the site of their annual outing. Passing over breakfast as something too trivial to mention, the scene opens showing the gang at tho zoo. I.lr, Cox and some seniors stood before the monkey cage admiring their ugliness (th' monkey's ugliness, if you Must have it pointed out to you,) when suddenly a three foot edition of a gorilla strolled up, looked Mr, Cox in the face, and went into hystc rics, Mr, Cox handed him a detention slip and told him to report every night for two weeks. It had no effect whatsoever. According to latest reports the monkey was still laughing and the head keeper, a canny scot, had fired the laughing jackass and was billing the monk a3 a doublcrfcaturc. The next s top was Mt, Vernon. There a picture of the class was taken. Only one person was missing. The missing link was out hunting for reptiles. The results of his search, a snake and a turtle, he placed in a bed not belonging to him, for safe keeping, Tuesday evening while on the way to a movie, the following question, which is even greater than Prohibition, was brought up: How can the hack driver.,, who own tho Washington t; jxi-cabs, which operate on a thirty-five cent fare to any one' destination in the city, make any profit when eleven seniors hire one cab, in which to be taken to a destination three miles away. The answer is obvious. They can't. And that is probably why the Senior Class does not take a trip to Washington every weekend. Arlington National Cemetery was visited the next morning. Upon passing an army camp several soldiers, who had come in the night before after curfew were seen bathing horses. After the return from the cemetery, several of the boys wont to the dome of the Capital to carv' their names there for the benefit of posterity. Littlejohn took great care to leave his address also. Then the return to the hotel was made. The boys entered their rooms end discovered that they had been colossa ny insulted. The hotel had removed every towel. And so, in spirit of good wholesome fur , eight electric bulbs wore removed from the sockets and dropped down the air shaft. At last the time for dc; rturc came and the thirty five were wearily hoisted aboard the rattler; The first square meal in three days was served on the way home, and the shock of it almost proved to bo to o much for the exhausted pilgrims. Some hours later the little borough of Elizabethtown was sighted. Here the rebels dispersed, carrying with them pieces of superflous railroad . quipment which would have worn out in the course of a century anyway. This chronicle closed with a bit of advice for the next class to make the pilgrimage. Don't bring the Capitol building home with you as a souvenir. If you do so the senators ■on't have any place to figure out the problems of the government. Therefore you will be unable to study problems of Democracy when you get home. And if you don'y study Problems you won't be able to graduate since Problems is . required subject. Can you imagine how it would be to stry in school the rest of your life? Think twice before you bring the Capitol home. MOMENTOUS CUES BEFORE CONGRESS Why did the monkey laugh when he looked at Mr. Cox. Why Fred didn't bring home his choice souvenir, and why did he get off the train in Philadelphia, to look around. Why did the Metropolitan matresses get up and walk. Why has the B 0 found, it necessary to purchase new day coaches. why all Seniors except Bill Wright and Alex, lost a few pounds on the 5th, 6th, and 7th. (See Leon) why the Senior girls have an aversion for stout prowling men with ull dogs. Why Doris Fee insists on being the, Keeper of the Door. Why Thelma had such a pood time at Washington. V hy Russell found the gardens of Mount Vernon such pleasant scenery. Winder why Spphia looked so lonesome those three days? Ingagil 0hj Oh! Keith Theatre, Washington, D. C. Entertaining? 11—to say the least. Oh yes I! —Especially the heat I!—and educational?—mm-mm I That trip up the Pctomac--167 Upper Darbians. We had cur pick, but we all decided that Hillside girls and boys were much nicer. Check.—Funny, but it’s true. Will our girls ever forget the Fleet's In? I'll say not—and talk about go d-locking sailors?? Ch boy I Why girls stay home. Ask any Senior girl about the halls of the hotel around 2:30 A. M,----Sailors I Sailors! Oh for the life of the Navy I V hy say more? We really don’t know hew our girls withstood such handsome bus guides--they were made to order- not to forget major points such as wavy hair, school girl complexion and pepsodent smiles. w % •v.- • � � • s . •v - i class ITIGIIT ehhci.ic Clans of 1930 June 14, 1930 C;15 I, M. HILLS id1: nc ' SCHOOL Program Processional Class Song Pro shoe y — —— JjOkit.iXX 8nu i©out.icriu““ Robert TVillnot S1 Sill s———-Class oong Albert .Zeiss One-act play----The Tlori£t Shop by Susan Olesuell Iiaude----------------------------------Thelma Shite Henry, an office boy--------------------Albert Haselman Slovslcy------------—________-----— -——Fred Sine ox Hies Jessie Hills-----------------------Eleanor Maurer Hr. Janes JacHson------------------------Elwood Cox Scene-----------Slovshy s Florist Chop Tine------------A roe’: after Eastr.r School Song Class Songs (Tune of i'issouri rltz) As v;e leave tine corridors of Co .r old ’“ill side High, e tike it!: U3 memories of fcapp r days r ed by, ' ith joys th't e all knew and happiness shared too, Fe'er to be for jot but alv ays in our nincls, Dear old Tvillsi'-e High School is the seat of happy days, 1930 nor rust leave her school of schools always. Our o m Aina l ater re all novr do leave ,ou, As •,e are beckoned on. (Tune of Pancm0 ’.'ith tears in our eyes) ■ e are leaving with tea s in our eyes, Graduation is so rear by, Leavin with tea- s unrealized. As we nunber the days sc row; 'Trying to smile, onc.e in hile, e find it iO hard to do. Bidding adieu dear old High, Flying colons of gray rd : aroon. (Tuns of lemmcin j Pemnicing a: vre all do, Of our four school years, th t have sped thru, ■’erdnicing, ti e; pass d so soon, Nov 1930 rust leave it all. Hoi re will - iss the welcome halls and. cherished rooms, Our snilin pals made dea- and all the faculty. Smiles a e -rissin.,, and. tears peep tivu, ’bile retiinioin . dear higl of you. (Tune of Stars Stripes Forever) Hurrah for our dear Hillside High, May it's colors wave forever, Gray and naroon, see them fly, cheers and shouting to reach the skies. So fight for one good °ld High School, Fight to the end and never waver, Show all the strength re possess. Just sing and shout, and raise cheer fo Hillside High School.