Hillside High School - Epoch Yearbook (Hillside, NJ)

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Ralph Walker ...... Ellery Haskell .... Ellery Haskell .... George Garrigan ... Henry Groli ....... George Garrigan---- Ellery Haskel..... Ralph Walker .... Gilbert Chamberlin John Fischer...... Gill ert Chamberlin Eric Johnson ..... Wey man Stcengrafe Ellsworth Sterner . George Littlejohn . Richard Sim ...... Graham Winter ... Harold Henker ... Henry Groh ....... Among “JVE” Seniors ...... Most Respected ........ ....... Most Sensible ........ ......... Best Student....... ..... Most Class Spirit ... . ..... Most School Spirit ---- .........Best Worker........ .........Most Dignified...... ....... Most Eidvlike ....... ......Most Gentlemanly....... ......... Cleverest ......... .........Best Natured....... ......... Best Talker ...... ........ Most Popular ..... .......... Wittiest ......... ....... Most Attractive ........ ..............Cutest............ .......... Best Athlete ....... .............Quietest........... ............. Noisiest ......... Eric Johnson .... Richard Sim....... Graham Winter .. Ellsworth Sterner Gillicrt Chaml erlin George Garrigan . ..... Best Dresser......... ..... Best Dancer ........ ......... laziest ........ .... Biggest Bluffer .... . Did Most for School . .. Did Most for Class .. “Miss Hillside for 1928 ..... Halys Briggs ..... Halys Briggs .... Louise Manley ..... Ruth Borden ..... Alma Boylan Louise Manley ..... Halys Briggs ...... Helen Jung .... Louise Manley ...... Jean Martin Elizalieth Meagher ..... Alma Boylan ...... Regina Rice ..... Alma Boylan Rose McGarey ..... Alma Boylan ... Dorothea Sweet ..... Ruth Borden . Annette Corcoran ..... Ruth Borden ..... Alma Boylan ..... Alma Boylan Mildred Fairweather ..... Ruth Borden .... Ix uise Manley .... Louise Manley ..... Alma Boylan 17

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NAME lift Borden Boy lan Briggs ('hambcrltn ( 'orcoran Crane IkRose Edward sen Fairwcather Fischer (iarripn Getter (iroh Groh 11.»-kcll Haviland I leaker Johnson Jung Kay I.a Force Lee Lriningrr Littlejohn Manky Marshall Martin Maaionis McGarcy Meagher Neske O'Donnell O'Neill Rice Shulmau Sim Steeugrafe Sterner Stokes Sweets Walker Weinrich Weiss Winter Yourish Yuska Virginia fox Hhys ALIAS NOTED FOR WHERE FOl’ND? Joe Home Runs Who can ray? Ruth Perversity At all Staff Meetings Alma Popularity Somewhere in the offing Maggie Ralph Near Ralph Doty ()ratory Kent’s room Cork The Guffaw Within earshot M iriam Silence With Martha ami Dot Woppy Long shots Blonsky’s Nat Piano playing With the O chest-a MU F rcckles With the Freckles I'cte (Jetting into scrapes In any riot Tomate Hard work Miss Jones' room Marg'ret Silence In the way Hr tiny Cheering At any game Bill Frats We wonder Haskell Thinking Ca| acity Anywhere arg ting Virgiinya Noise With Ruth Hank 95 in bookkeeping Can’t Swede Passing Chem Test Ford Helen Work Working Jac Gum In Gym BVrd Cheerfulness Working Donnie Seriousness With Johnson Katie Cnolistnisivrness Hither ami thither t leorgc Bicycle On the aforesaid I-ouisc Brains ('lose by Fat Weight Dining Jean Cheering With Eric Pete Getting Ads Selling ads Rose It Sur rounder] Libby Laugh With the laugh Kuhe loafing At the store Irish Boxing Miss Jones’ room Betty Hair With George Reggie Hatred of men With a man Phil Bluffing Near the Backstop Doc Girl friends Near them Wcy Acting On the way Jerry Plenty hot-air On Fairbanks Street Martha Silence Near Dot Dot More Silence Not far away Ralph Halys Near Halys lam Language Yonder Bob Stick to-it-iveness Mr. Morton's room Potsy Basketball Slowly en route Hi Y Collegiate In the “sticks” Joe Drawing Search me Sweety Daddy Home Crax HOW THEY GET THROCGH AM BITION FATE NAME By hunk or crook Pitcher Bad hoy Betz On her nerve To talk for S minute It will never l c Borden Quite all right Dancer Waitress Boy Ian Easily Ha« none—in love Ralph Briggs Naturally Barrister Bar-Tender ('hamberliu Drag Hairdresser Follies Beauty Corcoran Silence is golden Ix ve affair Old maid Crane Blinded Faculty Blank Blank Dr Rose That the question A man Several Ed want sen Narrowly Freckle remover Powder them over Fait weather Butted Boxer Clerk Fischer Shouted Teacher Train announcer Garrigan Just at suit StriK gra| brr Swim the channel Gcrhcr Mystery Follow l.indy A Hop Groh. H Accident None Same Groh, W By Himself Minister Missionary Haskell With Ruth To sing Hillside Opera House Haviland Fell Clerk Aviator Honker Motored Turkish Sultan Safe-Breaker Johnson Cleverly Stenographer Suffragette Jung Wriglcy'd Author High Power Salesman Kay t hired C. S. Senator Grandfather La Force Started late 1 Victor Veterinarian Fare Naturally Stenographer Stenngtaphrexs lariningrr Rode Motorcycle Kiddie Car Littlejohn Easily Executive Old maid Manley Rolled To reduce Skeleton Marshall Prudently ()!d maid Four husii.uid Martin Sold” himself Executive An advertiser Maxioms Secretly Seamstress Model McGarey Who can say? To yodel Can't guess Meagher Fooled Why mention it? Ditto Neskr Ducked ('ongre.ssman Peddler O'Donnell Why worry? (icorge Mrs O’Neill Tricky! To hate a man Always loves ’em Rice Well-now er Catcher To l»e caught Shulman Full Lawyer Liar Sim Skinned Actress Actor Steengrafc Bluffed Lawyer Political Boss Sterner Silently She won’t say Wc won't tell Stokes Quietly Lawyer Sweet With Halys Halys Halys W alker Why mention it? Orator No chance Weinrich Just Battery charger Watt ? Weiss Only Take a nap To snore Winter Sneaked Printer Junk dealer Yourish Well, why not ? Artist Maybe Yuxka Hasn’t yet Follow Daddy Follow Mother Virginia Cox 16

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Class Prophecy LATE this afternoon I had been told by Gill ert Chamberlin, our editor-in-chief, that I had l ecn apjiointed to fill the honorary position of class prophet. It was quite a surprise to me and I did not consider it difficult until now. While I am sitting here with year books of past classes l eside me and ideas and thoughts of those res) ective editions. I foresee quite an undertaking lie-fore me to mark the journey for forty-seven classmates. not forgetting our little mascot. Virginia Cox. Mentioning her name makes me wonder what she will do when she is about to take the next step on the ladder of life. As I shut my eyes I see Virginia standing in the midst of her school chums awaiting the precious moment when she will receive the certificate which will mark the closing of her high school career. The class of 28 had planned a sort of reunion in honor of this event and I shall introduce them as they ap|K ar. Joseph Betz, captain of the world’s leading baseliall team, has just entered with Natalie lid ward sen, noted pianist. They are ushered to seats next to Eric Johnson. who is serving his second term—no, not in jail, but as a member of Congress. Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Jean Martin is beside him ami is busily engaged talking to her husband, who is a wealthy owner of a chewing gum factory—no doubt made famous by Jean herself. Guess Eric helped some, not forgetting the great aid of Mr. Winters, who is sitting in front of them with Mrs. Winters. It is rumored that Pottsy has become quite an obedient husband. Can you imagine ? There is quite a commotion during which the entrance of a noted o|x ra star is marked—no other than Elizabeth O’Neill, followed bv one of the world’s leading novelists, Bayard La Force. In the very front row are ’28’s famous Three Twins. They are still as devoted as ever ami have become quite accustomed to this title, forgetting their original names of Martha, Miriam and Dorothea. A few rows in back of them is Ted Lewis’s “dead ringer”. Jack O’Donnell, and a second Peggy Hopkins Joyce, Alma Boylan. Jack Kay, a worthy follower of that matrimonial disease, seated beside a great com-jietitor of Ann Pennington—Katie I eininger. A small tclegraj h boy has just handed me several telegrams. His face seemed familiar so upon inquiring I learned that his name was Fischer. Best regards to the Mrs., Pete! George Garrigan and Bob Weiss, noted advertising solicitors, have just s|x ken to one of the world’s largest car dealers. Bill Groh. No doubt they were looking for “ads.” Oh, I must read mv telegrams while waiting for the remaining members of ’28. The first is from Gilbert Chamberlin, who states that it will Ik quite ini|x ssil)le for him to stop production of his latest love picture. A great actor. Gill ert. and what a lover! It might Ik stated that Ellery Haskell is his director. And here’s one from Margaret Gerber, who is making a tour of the states with Helen Jung. Needless to mention their business, why they are suffragettes. The third is signed by Mrs. Masionis, explaining that illness keeps dear Peter from attending. 18