Hillsdale School - Telescope Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 40 of the 1944 volume:

Life Is A Circus Youfh, like a circus. con1'ribu+es gaie+y. acfivify and color lo a saddened world. H' makes merry over nofhings, creales enfhusiasms and mainiains illusions. Bur a circus. like youih. hides under This gay exferior and casual manner, years of discipline and 'rhoughlful 'rraining in preparalion for The real performance. The frapeze ar+is'rs do noi' slep in+o The ring wi+hou+ previous plan or prepararionq nor do The lions obedienfly perch on siools by nafive inslinci. Jus'r so youlh realizes lhal' achievemenl' comes only Through hard work, coopera+ion. paiience, originaliry. We have learned al' Hillsdale lhal' success is +0 be allained only +hrough personal endeavor. Educalion for living is more imporlanl' lhan rraining for performing in a circus. since in life one is seldom given an oppor+uni+y To correcr in +he nex'r performance some carelessness in fhe lasl. Everyone gives one show, and our school clays are bu+ a preparaiion. We are now back sfage where we musf learn +o our besi advaniage +o assume rhe sfellar role of inielligenr womanhood. We musf so lake advantage of our opporlunifies a+ Hillsdale ihai' when we go onro lhe sfage, or info lhe cenfer of 'rhe big lop. we shall be able +o give a good acl before fhe crifical eye of +he greal public. Tm: TELESCCPE S + a f f Alice Whaling ........... Edifor-in-Chief Elsie van Buren. . . . .... Lilerary Edilor Dorolhy Conroy .............. Ari Edilor Carol Sfraehley Marke Kife .... Business Manager . . . .,...,. Pholograplxy MRS. ALICE CARTER FOY She's a lion 'ramer brave, And a Trapeze ar'ris+ coy, Parfly acrobat par? clown, One big circus . . . Mrs. Foy. SE loRs X... nj N Q + t X Q 2? x v' XAXONDERS X JX ie OF THE WORLD X Lucie Jean Shouse President She leads a group of well-Trained seals. Quife ahcable as all may see, Yef when if comes +0 deciding Things A lion famer she musf be. Alice W'haIing Carol Straehley J N X Fm' if Ili .... -Ili' V -L Le'r's go To flue circus! l+'s Barnum and Bailey. lBeHer known ou+ a+ Hillsdale as Whaling and S+rael1ley.l Whaf a feasl +l1ey've prepared for our eyes and our reason. Then flwree rousing cheers for Hme old circus season! Janet Ann Pease X ax X ll W X mf Yja 1 MAX 1 I, I 1 5 NL. up Janet Hne mafhemafical mind, A+ Hue enhance +o Hwe Ten? we find: She sells Hue Hclcewxs ai' 'rhe gafe And keeps 'rhe sl'1ow's finances sfraighf. Q-Q-9-VL - Q-A ffx,o.?.T Q,f'Q4Ym-L ci-A5 QC'--'U-9-Qt..n.Ax Q I I. ,, Ckox --'2-iff-v.oJ1.... :gg ' 'uQ -L' 9- f'9v Q w.f.u-wxgxgb Edith La Boiteaux - .., is ...J Xxx Q I7-1 ill! X I I Q' 6 V E S N And here is The barlcer announcing wifh glee Which of Jrhe sigh+s are fhe besf ones +o see. This is a job 'rhaf is done really well, For Edie has always go? someihing io fell! Phyllis Ernst i if lla of W A QQ S X X X s X Oh loolc af Jrhe man wifh Jrhe cloud of balloons Bubbles of every huel The soul of a poe+ is hidden fhere, Hidden from all buf a few. Jeanne Geilfus Johnson ll K J 'fx fl QU Oh look. please look af The funny clown Wilh baggy panls and paper nose. Look ou'r! H's a scrump! l+'s a loig Buffoon! I really wouldn'+ gel 'foo close. Joslin H aggart X W9 Dana Dawes 3 X R U X Q KU M Here come 'rhe +umblers, I-laggar+ and Dawes. Le+'s greei' Hwem bo+l'1 wiH'1 a round of applause. Though one loses IKGYS,-'HTS o'rl'1er heads a feam, As champion Jrrippers, +l'1ey're bofh on fhe beam. Amelia Maxwell Fuller Vice-President TQ, me 7-XR 'X JNL , Here come Hwe elephanis, slow and sfrong, , 1 A f' 7 fp, K' fr is f g P Q h I Betty Carter Randolph Tremendous, suave, benign, Wi+h Hweir Hny mahoulr who procls 'rhem along And makes Hwem keep in line. :-f-ull 1, lll 'Q E K o Mlm Egg! X X E K x x X X X Q X X x Q X W N X X N x Y X N . X Now hold your breafh for here she comes, The galloping egueslrienne. H's Belly Randolph on her foes, And simply slaying all The rnen. Margaret Jane Kite I Us 'H IX f 4 ' No W Behind 'rhe curlain is Honolulu Where wifh yalca hooli and hiclci doola Her Jriny feel healing a soil 'ral-Jroola ls Marlce, dancing +he hula-hula. Ellen Langtree Gordon W3 C22 if lfwul '-9 il wfflrfl ,. M , N1 We have a special dancing acl. This girl has never had a peer, Bu'r seldom can we show her off For Ellen is noi oflen here. Lacey Hall fly if 4 M sky QW' wwf ll if ffl 'Uv yswaiwy Enix 1.- ,.,...f ,l,..--4 Who leads flue band? On a podium +all lso sl1e'll be elbow highl ls our own Lacey Hall. Barbara Steele ,Ju . 6? , 1 Bo A Si 'li l f i lf N flfl Q XX Oi H' I The firsf acl is over, buf please keep your seals. For now comes an en'lr'ac're - grea+esf of +rea'rs. l-lere's +l1e band and lhe microphone. Now do you Guess wl'1o'+l1e singer is? Ceriainlyl Barbara. harbor a 'C Marilgn Miller Whaf ever keeps Hmar girl 'From falling FromHwa++igl'1fropein+rse blue? Oh Mem, excifemenf is your calling, One never knows whaf you wili do. Jane Anne Eha 5 Jr J Hn She swings by her Jreefh up over our heads, Our own dainly Janie, complelely a+ ease. Though all we can see is fhe soles of her Keds She sfill never fails in her eflorfs fo please. , .ss Jeanne Sprague Balch x D I N , 4 .-7 J 9' , .4 Look high up above where she swings af her ease. The daring young girl on The flying frapeze. Arrayecl in a rainbow of colorful sashes, Even here down below we can see Those eyelashes! Joan Cleveland The hyena is nol feeling well, Envy has laicl him flal. l-le heard Joan Cleveland laughing Ancl he can'+ compefe wilh Thai. ah g XX x.TA ll ' il i -uhm -1 N Xl Q , Q, S- ' .' L . x ,SLD OJ wa- 0 'J-X ,V 'X 9 Q 0 .? W fxg Q U GQ U F 9 9-D : by :OD 5 X xo n Qi, Ov J xg- X.. QA! ' ' ll 4 , ,.3'Uf- 649' ,Nb so w' Qi.-bsvfb A J if P lx Q Y 0 xv fs' -sf-.fu f Q' Q . Q C? 6 :C C' 4 DL Q- gk' 1' KN can 4 L51 fy Q-f' 'No J Fanny Torrey Sturgis They can'+ be separaled, folks. They call 'em Siamese lwins. One of lhem laughs like a lrighlened hen, And The olher one merely grins. Dorothy Ann Conroy CP 75 ... 'x 7 Q f ' f 1 ip 3 'Q IT ll! Al Tlllx Ruth Beverly Pickerel Behold +l1e myslic from flue Easl, To wafclm lwer charm cobras is really a feasl. O'er 'llwe wailing pipes her fingers move cleverly, Come one, come all +0 see Brave Beverly! 21 ,TQ l ill ll ,JJ , Of Elizabeth Baker In the side show, to the right I-lere's a new and different sight. See the giant and the midget. fDon'+ stare lust because they fidgetlj it Mary Stuart Kreimer r 4 ' 1 1 1 Z Z!! t i V :P- th . :Lf 4 ' 1 ' 1' Marga rita Fuller l 1 J fff VU ' ,f ' X X- ' x ks 5 1 Slraighl from +he wildesl and wooliesl wesl Comes Fuller, The horsewoman raled Jrhe besl. She swings oul her lasso as quick as she can And pulls from lhe bleachers lhe hanclsomeslr man. S Y I x S Q E Virginia Miller S253 Ng 7 Z Elsie Procter van Buren 1 be-Af-f sem , ff? lr! x S+ep back, here comes 'rhe clean-up man YQ Immaculafe wifh brush and pan! Trash is removed wi+h comperence For V's had real experience. 2 Y I Too fired To be inspired No poef And you know I+! l.l.l LLI D. E 9 NAME IS CALLED SAYS LIKES DISLIKES IS FOUND APPEARS SECRET PASSION Balmer Liz Yon lcnow wha+? Coniesrs Shorl' sergeanis In a play Angular Air Corps Balch Balch Oh. really?' Scandal Work Gadding Carefree To sail around lhe world Conroy Doi-lie 'l'm gelfing 'Fail Tennis Sleeping laie Drawing Annual pic+ures Sfrong and silenr Blonde Hair Cleveland Joanie xIf2'72?X:I?Ql H202 Hypocriles HDrlnIllgEaEeiEr in a Hale and hearly Bus drivers Dawes Dawsie Hi. Ugl Brawls 'Dumb bags' Gazing info space Lean and lanky Cars Eha Janey Oh, piddleI GraeIer's Carrols ln a lurching car Co-op ralive To sp nd a weelc in iail Erns'I' ' Fleas 'Relaxl Marines and cars Emply mail boxes Half way up 'rhe hill Wilh a corny iolce To go lo Mars Fuller Mimi Oh pikuhl' Slo+ machines Shoe rafioning With Marg Wide-eyed Bobsleds Fuller Marg Oh, how embarrassingl' To lease Red Rover on ice Wifh Mimi Puzzled Reunion in Jasper Gordon Taffy Whal'?' Candy Bugs On lhe Absence Lisl' lnnocenl' To fly wilh an ace pilol Haggarf Joddy Don'I be a parly-pooperl Kenyon French Giggling Very blonde A-I Sauce o have 000 pa r of shoe Johnson Johnson Excellenl'! The Hospilal linlernes?l French Hislory 'lesis Anywhere bul home Unnecessarily busy To find Amelia Earharl Kife Marlo Hey, Y'allI New Orleans Rules On The spor Wirh 'lhe Navy To fly a helicopler Kreimer Mollie 'How neall' Srreer car molormen The S318 Lina of NW' TFJTEQOC: senior Unconcerned To rorpedo a barrleship LaBoi+aaux Edie Now lisfen +o me Lima beans Frank Sinaira On rhe radiaror Sleepy Black hair Miller Mem Who, ME? Telling people off Ourside reading in hisrory Ealing seconds Older lhan she is To carch a spy Miller V SayII' To aslc queslions People wifhoul rhy'rhm ln a hurry Vivacious To rhumba Pease Jan Tough! Bridge Solilaire Looking 'For a lourrh Lare Being Helen of Troye Picherel Piclzel Which upon- To play +he piano Wailing around A+ Moe's Wifh orange eyebrows To be xiailqligncelon Randolph Randy Please slop running! The fox hunr Roosligrgecahuif may ln her square balhrub Wirh her arms folded Dale wi+h Sferling Hayden Shouse Shouse Don'+ gel' hysfericall To argue Johnson in fhe morning ln red Hungry IT's nor so secref Sfeele Barb No Kiddin'l' People Long 'lines Almosl' anywhere Happy Blaclcer 'rhan black hair sfmhley carol Hum chewing gum coiieaang money Doing f,fe 'fJuQ'O'l on Deisched L1 ellfxleosjfgilalngfsj Slurgis Torrey Oh, No! Flowers and leathers Being slarecl ar Barring her eyes Fluslered Journalism van Buren Hey-you Chaos!' Molorcycles Sainls Alone Fainrly amused To be original Whaling LSMFI' 'l love il' wifh a passion! 'I Excilemenl Habil Af U.S.O. Wilh llirly, flirly eyes To be Mara Hari ll. CLA SES Q9 If rf! 1 J 1 J XX r 6- ' ,G- QW! F-X ' X. WS X ff 5 ff X M N rf X . ' Xi ii 5 x ,, 5 f N mi fl' J N l 'N X X A X X, A Class Eleven f P K STANDING: Pai Lowry, Mickey Bausch, Frances Garvin, Vice-Presidenh Bea Burchenal, Presiclenf: Sugi Heelin, Peggy Krehbiel, Barbara Slevenson, Cynihia Sa'FFord, Margoi Allen, Rosemary Jennie, Judy Smalley. SEATED: Tippie Conroy, Miriam Roelofs, Joan Friedlander, Pai Burlre, Anne Henderson, Jane? Howe, Nancy Johnsion, Frances Thomas, Ann Schrofh. ON FLOOR: Jane Richard, Frankie Marvin, Margery Hill, Margaref Ann Cooper. Fifi Richardson, Ellen Fechheimer, Mary Holoari. NOT IN PICTURE: Gloria Caldwell, Palsy Hawley, Virginia Shell, Willa Sfurgis, Cynrhia Taft X ' .-xc, 1 xxx X x J, i 'N Niki ,N ' ,L l J QQ J Class Ten STANDING: Jane Landen, Lucy Liddle, Barbara Mooney, Ann BoHs, Janice Hall, President, Jane? Fast Rhea Greiser, Sylvia Angevin, Margery Ann Lehmann. SEATED: Belly Bell, Barbara Skinner, Doroihy Rodgers, Shelley Ann Lindner, Janef Hengsfenberg, Jean Kefauver, Idalee Fox, Helen Grilifin, Vice-Presdeni. NOT IN PICTURE: Belly Basler. 'LS nL,4 fgox Q JC' 'gin ' at-19,-, 70-of. ,N , 'fvfu f --, . .Bowie Qc C, 1 6642. H7 'A-faai 1 'au' 4, ' 67 -Z N C'f'1 Q -Cag a . N as -Z3 .4,, QQ-Q4 U A Q my ,B MC as , ' N J .If Q -CLC-A - , , mx ,Q -- LY 5 - , I, ,,,, P, u -C ,fy f 5 ,- C ' I ' K 'Z Qech-as ' K area., g , MQQHMG ffm!! Class Ninei STANDING: Lela Emery, Genevieve Edwards, Kailwerine MaHI'1ews, Mary Lou Alnrens, Anne LeBIond. Presidenl, Evelyn Comey, Helen Marlin, Elizabeih von Weise. Jacqueline Koe'H, Mary Breni- Ingle. Marion Sa nzone. SEATED: JeaneHe Rule, Pairicia Pease, Helen Payne, Ann Pease, Siephanie Poor, Margol Balch, Ann Chalfield, Sara Kale SafFord,Vice-President Nancy Heald, Elise Wenlworih. ON FLOOR: Myraio McCIeary, Ca'II1erine Griffin, Marygene Francisco, Jane Haggarf, Palsy Conroy BeHy Blair, Judy LeBosqueI', Suzanne Oclcranf, Abby Jane Diffmann. NOT IN PICTURE: Sheila Malhews. Class Eight STANDING: Peggy Reblwun, Eva Jane Romaine, Jane Espy, Lois Woodward, Ann Kreimer,PresicIenI, Elizabeilw Asbury, Mariorie Hall. SEATED: Judy Hall, Emily Vondersmiih, Margaref Burcl-renal, Barbara Sproull, Caiherne Henderson, Reba Benedici, Muffy Wallis, Vice-President ON FLOOR: Ediilw SI1a'HucIz, Mickey Fechlweimer, Ann Becker, Margery Blaclrer, Ann Kifiredge, Sally Griess. NOT IN PICTURE: Jeaneffe Newburgh, Jane Smifh, Helen Sullivan. mu.,-.I -5 N-3N.1SL udp, 'yuh ww-NJN, .0-Q. N3 Ouv-:L n,,,,,,5 Q - '-4s- iw-'L U--ln.,.,1, Class Seven STANDING: Virginia Klein, Joan Rollman, Jeanne Wolfram, Anne Sarran, Mary Ann Mcllwain, Barbara Kuhn, Beverly HinscI'1. SEATED: Claire Rofhenberg, Doroihy Klausing, Diane Davis, Francis Black, Adelaide Beiser,Presiden+ Linda Weniworfh, Jane Basler. ON FLOOR: Marilyn Fox, Nancy Parry, Mary Monroe, Mary Ann Hamill, Joan Sfrubbe, Vice- Presideni, Carolyn Fleming. Dba!! R NOT IN PICTURE: Joyce Losfro. C. fcwvflil I3 Ofvn 9 u LU Um' 1- 05 ,cvof G 6.0626 , Q frrufvx for-uc fwwf, CTIVITIES 1 ,X fvw, fx 'CD Lawff A17 XNQXW f7ff F J f D xl T: ffv Q j N 'IDE x xX f 9 3? x A nan , :p.4v'i,g x 5 Laurel Hockey Team fi gf? Joddy Haggarf Dorothy Conroy hg Elsie van Buren Jeanne Johnson Mimi Fuller J Dana Dawes Joan Cleveland Marg Fuller Marlie Kife Carol Siraehley Jane+ Howe Lacey Hall Student Council STANDING: Muffy Wallis, eighih grade President Helen Griffin, fenih grade Vice-President Ann Kreimer, eighfh grade Vice-Presidenfg Anne LeBlonde, ninih grade Presidenh Janice Hall, fenfh grade President Sarah Kaie Safford, ninih grade Vice-President Linda Wenfworih, sevenfh grade Presidenig Frances Blaclr, sevenih grade Vice-Presideni. SEATED: Beafrice Burchenal, elevenih grade Presidenf: Lucie Shouse, Senior class Presidenh Mimi Fuller, Senior class Vice-President Frances Garvin, elevenih grade Vice-Presdeni. Sevenih grade mid-ierm eleciionz President Adelaide Beiser: Vice-Presidenf, Joan Sirubbe. First GREEN Jane Haggart Ann Schroth Jeanne Johnson Mimi Fuller Bea Burchenal Frances Garvin Mickey Bausch Ruth Piclrerel Carol Straehley Jane Eha Betty Randolph Hockey Team GOLD Marilyn Miller Joddy Haggart Elsie van Buren Dorothy Conroy Dana Dawes Joan Cleveland Marg Fuller Marine Kite Janet Howe Edith LaBoiteaux Lacey Hall Athletic Council STANDING: ldalee Fox, class ten: Eveyln Comey, class nine: Mary Monroe, class seven Mickey Fechheimer, class eight. SEATED: Sugi Heelcin, class eleven: Ruth Piclcerel, Green team captain: Marg Fuller, President of Athletic Association: Joddy Haggart, Gold team captain: Ann Schroth, class eleven. FHSI BaskeIbaH Tean1 GREEN Bea Burclwenal Ann Schrolh Pai Hawley Jane? Pease Peggy Krehbiel Frances Garvin XXX y YV I M AnnualBoard GOLD Dorofhy Conroy Jodcly Haggari Marg Fuller Dana Dawes Lacey Hall Joan Cleveland Marlie Kife STANDING: Mollie Kreimer, Ruih Piclrerel, Joddy Haggari. SEATED: DoroI'I'1y Conroy, Elsie van Buren, Alice Whaling, Carol Sfraelwley. NOT IN PICTURE: Marlre Kife. Heads ol Committees STANDING: Jane? Pease, Marilyn Miller, Co-heads Slewarcl's Commilleeg Fanny Torrey Slurgis Belly Randolph, Traffic Commilfee: Alice Whaling, Luncheon Commiflee. SEATED: Dana Dawes, Eclilh LaBoi+eaux, Co-heads Marshall's Commilfeeg Lacey Hall, Barbara Sfeele Music Commiffeeg Virginia Miller, Belly Balmer, Warden's Commillee. ON FLOOR: Belly Lee Green, Flag Commiffeeg Dorolhy Conroy, Ari Commilleeg Jeanne Johnson, Jeanne Balch, War Service Commilfee. NOT IN PICTURE: Carol Sfraehley, Luncheon Commifleei Joan Cleveland, Ari Commi++eeg Mollie Kreimer, Traffic CommiH'ee. Phyllis Ernsf, Co-heads Library Commifleeg Jane Eha, Marlce Kife, Co-heads Service Guild' 353' C' 964' K U ,,,.-pats:-u DEDICATED an ...-.M to -the NON' PHOTO GEN if CII! xv Din? 2 ,Q J .Ig J tj fi' l 4 ' I mi. ilk I I f--N. Prophecy The sorceress uTTered a Tew magic words over The crysTaI ball, and 'From The deep en+rails ol: The globe spolce The droning monoTone of a news reporTer. MISS FANNY TORREY STURGIS, head oT The MariTaI ReIaTions Board in SchmaITzviIIe, Arlcansas, was recenTIy heard To assure Mrs. O. X. Frump ThaT her husband would come back To her if she would only use Marilyn's Magic Malce-up Mud , The IaTesT creaTion of sTyIisT MARILYN MILLER. Make-up Mud has been enThusiasTicaIIy endorsed by leading New York sociaIiTies, especially The gay divorcee, CounTess Leon OsIcerwiTz Inee JODDY HAGGARTI, whose undispuTed TiTIe oT BesT Dressed Woman in America has broughT a BeTa pin, special delivery, from Prince Igor KonsTanTin IvanoviTch. BETTY BAKER, business Tycoon, is oTFering sTiTT compeTiTion To Miss Miller. Her enThusiasTic eTTorTs in The IaboraTory have resulTed in The ingenious Tormula Tor ThaT revoIuTionary new beauTy soap, CoIIoid , which is sponsoring The radio serial, Edwin's OTher Wife , sTarring The Washerwoman's FavoriTe, MISS EDITH LABOITEAUX. Each day Tollowing This popular soap opera is heard The ThroaTy voice oT songsTress JOAN CLEVELAND, Tor Two divine minuTes oT Pepsi-Cola iingles. Music criTics are raving over The sTar performance oT Wagnerian soprano PHYLLIS ERNST, Tresh Trom her Triumph as Brunhilde in SiegTried . Miss ErnsT's rendiTion has been praised even by ArbiTer EleganTiarum BARBARA STEELE, whose criTicisms are eagerly awai+ed The world over. Conversing wiTh Miss STeeIe was MISS LUCIE SHOUSE, cynical poeTess on The sTaTT of The New Yorker, 'famous Tor her oTTen-quoTed lines: Women seldom malce passes AT men who wear glasses. An uproar in The world oT sporTs was creaTed recenTIy aT Yankee STadium when Triple ThreaT slugger-piTcher-Tielder MARG FULLER recognized in The sTands her Tormer schooImaTe, peanuT-vendor ELSIE VAN BUREN. On The same day glory came To MISS MARKE KITE, who, on rounding up The IasT of The New Orleans piraTes, was made The TirsT woman To be The head of The F.B.I. Seelcing The aid oT Miss KiTe and The F.B.I. is DR. ALICE WHALING, prominenT psychiaTrisT, whose paTienT, The schizophrenic RUTH PICKEREL, escaped from Dr. WhaIing's oTTice, where she was IasT observed gnawing on a Bunsen burner. PhiIanThropisT BETTY RANDOLPH has recenTly donaTed a large parT oT her TorTune To a library which is To be under The direcTorship oT MISS JEANNE BALCH, ediTor oT Who's Who. LaTesT ceIebriTy To be added, To This bool: is Mrs. GunTher Heinswaegle IbeTTer Icnown as MOLLIE KREIMERI, Tamous Tor her caricaTures drawn Trom cafe socieTy. RecenTIy carTooned as a cenTaur was horsewoman CAROL STRAEHLEY, whose prize mare, Ace oT Spades , won The KenTucIcy Derby. While grounded in Florida, MISS JANE EHA, charming hosTess on The InTernaTional Airways, was surprised To Tind There her old school chum, DANA DAWES, who is now headmisTress oT Cherry Bluff PreparaTory School. Miss Dawes is well-Icnown in educaTionaI circles Tor her new Dawes Plan of playing Bean Bag. ATTer The pubIicaTion of her IaTesT boolc, Pease's Plan Tor BeTTer Bridge, MISS JANET PEASE has sailed for her SouTh Sea villa To resT. MISS DOROTHY CONROY has iusT compleTed The inTerior decoraTion oT JaneT's mansion wiTh The insTaIIaTion oT her IaTesT device. beauTiTuI-buT- dumb-waiTers. Also cruising is MISS VIRGINIA MILLER who is reTurning from The OrienT aTTer a successful aTTempT To popularize SouTh American dancing wiTh The naTives. In China she meT The MISSES LACEY HALL and JEANNE JOHNSON, who had Tinally Tulfilled Their IiTeTime ambiTion oT digging a hole To China wiTh drive-ins every 'Five rniles. IT seems ThaT half-way down They meT MIMI FULLER, who was digging among The ruins of Troy in search oT iusT whaT was in Those missing lines oT Virgil.