Hillsboro High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Hillsboro, OH)

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The next person to appear is JUDY FIL SON, who has just been declared Secretary is this following Yes, it is 1t's graduated from nurslng school well, look who's next' It's RONNIE FISHER, who cod catcher with a what else could he ba? of the Year And who her? Can it really be? BARBARA FENNER, finally is a commercial name like Fisher, Now we can see one of the most suc cessful members of our class Cmost suc cessful in his field, anywayl RUSSELL GALL, after s long, hard apprenticeship, has at last become head baton waxer for the Podunk Philharmonic Orchestra Rus eel is not the only member of the class to have entered the world of music and en tertainment, following him is that famous song and dance duo MIKE GERMANN and BAR RY GLEAOLE And they are followed by BEU ERLY GLEADLE, a record dealer who is try ing to combat rock'n'roll by promoting the sale of silence records Here is an interesting specimen ery hair on her head is gray well, no wonder it's SHIRLEY GRAY Oops' Here's e late straggling member of our class's music and entertainment group It's BAR BARA GRIFFITH LESLIE LUDwICK'S recording company's star recorder of giggle records for carnival fun houses Her giggles do neighbor, though She's too intent on her work trying to dlscover a comet to name after herself Now, here's e sad scene to bring us back to earth we see a cold, lonesome all cell, devoid of cheer And sitting disconsolately on his bunk ls LARRY HALL He's serving a sentence of from one to twenty years for putting overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder This is such a sad pic ture even our crystal ball seems to be crying At any rate it's getting awfully misty and hard to see into But inside it we can just barely see BOB GREGORY rushing up to maintain operations with a bottle of windex That gives us s much better view of MARILYN HARBOLD, one of the leading mem- bers of the PTA and JOELLA HARTMAN a lady mathematician who has devoted her life to the study of how to trisect an an e But oh, no' It hasn't been wo minutes since we had the crystal ball shined, and here comes a cloud of dust Inside the cloud are wAYNE HELPHENSTINE and DONALD KERRICK, giving Don Crago some stiff competition in the speed department when the dust clears away, we should be able to see another lady scientist, MARI LYN HIXON who isolated that rare element ambroeium Next to appear is a group of ladies of diverse callings. They are: SHARON HOLLAOAY manufacturer Holladay's Happy Holiday Greeting Cards, household appliances expert, ANITA HOOVERg VEROENA JACOB, headmietress of Jacob'e Junior School for Backward Breteg and LOIS JACOB SON, NBC'c replacement for Miss Monitor. They are followed by e group of athletes There is Jacob's School's heed coach, PER IN JOHNSON, trying to teach LARRY DANIEL and DAVE HENNING how to play basketball No, no Dave' You dribble the ball, not Larry's head Bringing up the rear of this group is DON JONES, who plays foot ball and operates Jones's Emporium as a sideline And here's a person who has certain ly achieved success She is Justice BER NICE JUSTICE first woman ever appolnted to the Supreme Court Following her are a couple of successful agrlculturists DALE KENOALL has bred a chicken with three legs for Sunday dinner for families with three children, and orchardist PHIL KARNES is developing mock apple sauce 'why not7' he says 'They make mock ap ple pies, don't they7' well Bu here is JIM KEITH, who has a veterlnary hospital he advertises Ke1th's Kindly Care for Cripple Cats The next fellow to come along must get the ones Keith can not save He's DAN KELLY, morticlan His hearse is kept clean by wANOA KINNEY who has also branched out the family business by opening a baby carrlagelaundry The next group to appear is headed by a distinguished man in the communica tions world JIM KINZER received the first message from the moon The message 'Nyet He is followed by a person dis tlngulshed in another field JOAN LAREAO has become head usherette in the fifth balcony of the Metropolitan Opera House Sha ushers in LOUELLEN LEACH, a nurse at certain well known cat hospital Also at tending the opera is MARGARET LONG, fa mous lady automobile racer Last,but by no means least of this group is FILMAN MAF TIN, who sells the Cadilleg Eight, 'The Oar with Lots of Luscious Legroom' Coming into our field of vision now is DIANA MCBRIOE, head triangle player for the Podunk Philharmonic JIM MCGDMAS by on foot lost his license again Now we see JOAN MCCONNAUGH housewife we're glad housewives seem to be few and far between Say, take a look at this next fellow bent busily over his workbench It's RALPH MOEwEN He's try ing to invent e brake for the perpetual motion machine he invented last week RANDY MCKENZIE is his chief assistant and floor sweeper And here's sportswoman, MELINOA MILLER, a small fowl hunter But, goodness gracious' Here are PHYLLIS MIL LER and MARY MOORE, two more happy house wives It looks as if when they finally do show up, they show up in force trudges unhapplly ey another happy to see her these Now here are some more flshermen EOOIE and ROGER muLLENIx operate H tue! trewler on Rocky Fork Lake uhen time hangs heavy on their hands, they help DALE PELFREY and GENE NARTKER chase the bats from the balfry of Hillsboro High School. JACK POINTER, an artistic soul, has become e pelntsrghe paints 'this way' signs. He operates the sir compressor for his spraygun with electricity from -ev o n not bother PATTY HALEY: her next-door ' - J . ' ' - gl. - . t , , of

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the Senior Tour, in which we will sae tha slghts in washington D C , New York City, and Philadelphia Our graduat1ng class of 116 is the largest in the history of HHS as well as belng the first class whose number of graduates passed the can tury mark As this year's end comes to a close, there are many happy as well as a few sad memories Our class has led many organ1 zations we want to thank you, HHS, for DPDVid1UQ the place where we have PBCEIV ed one of the greatest gifts of our lives our educat1on Now we step out to meet a great challenge, grateful to you for all you have awarded us WHO 9 WHO we take you now into the not too dim distant future Let us gaze deeply into the gleam1ng, sh1mmar1ng crystal ball of that master seer and dlviner of dark, un seen mysteries, Madame DIANA COMPARONI But wait' what is th1s strange, fleeting apparition which appears now? why, it's only Madame Diane's apprentice seer,SUSAN MORRIS, come to polish the crystal globe that we may have a clear and und1m1n1shed view of thlngs to coma for the members of special seance what is this first vision we see in the swimming depths of the ball? It is the angered face and strident vo1ce of that famous electrical engineer, JIM JOR DAN He is clamoring for proper recogni tion of his part in the construction of the crystal ball, which, it turns out, is really nothing more than his Lottavac com puter in dlsguisa well now that we've correctly Dlaced the blame for this seance, let's get on with the show Being a logical computer, the crystal ball reveals the futures of the various members of the class in more or less alphabetical order, so uf course the first to appear is GERALD BAILEY w find him to be a very successful cartoon ist drawing a daily strip about a college student drafted into the army And look what follows Gerald into our field of vi sion jeweleress CAROLYN BARRETT, a spa cialist in diamonds Her trademark Bar rett's Karate see our classmates named leads the parade, playing on her clarinet, search1ng for H Sharp above high G The other BROwNS seem to have gone 1nto the food business JOHN is the proprietor f Brown's Better Brownie Bakery, while lady butcher VIRGINIA specializes in cured hams But it looks as if they're not the only ones who are engaged in food prepare tion HUGH BUIE is an expert lollipop tester and PATTY CAMPBELL is currently experimenting in an attempt to develop a superior tomato. Next we BRDwN DONNA marital mus1c Dur class will have its share of in trepid adventurers we can now just bare ly discern CLYDE and wAYNE CAMPTON they shoot the rapids of e rush1ng tropi cal stream in a U 8 outboard powered ca noe on the way to the rivar's shallow, sluggish delta, where they w1ll hunt croc odile with bow and arrow and BB pistol Now we meet an artistic classmate, MARY ANN CARPENTER, who has just been ap pointed heed of the Droodle Department at Paris She is joined in France by MARY COLLINS, who is studying at the Sorbonne in preperat1on to inaugu in French in the grade schools of her old home town the Louvre, in rate e course A greet encyclopedist now appears She is JANICE COMPTON, collector of Comp ton's Compilation of Mangled Misinforme tion Close on her heels is MARCELLA COOPER, who has become Senior Hostess for Trans Barnstorm Airlines The last member of this group is LARRY CRAFT, own er and operator of Arts and Crafts, Inc the world's largest model pogo stick com- DENY A sudden flesh of color whizzes e cross the globe what could it possibly be? Oh it's DONALD CRAGO, a profession the sound barrier on roller skates who is next? She's a hard worker, whoever she is Oh, yes' It's NANCY CRAMER, do ing just what her neme implies she works in an olive bottling factory Har job? Stuffing pimentos into the olives w thought at first that someone was coming with her,but now it looks as if ERNESTINE is CUMMINGS later And now here comes girl who is rendering a definite service to society BETTY CUNNINGHAM is a lady cop, following in her brother's footsteps Bringing up the rear of this group is ELE ANOR CURTIS, who is in the candy business Uh oh' Here comes another flash whizzing by It turns out to be DALE DENT in e little Plymouth car just one step end a hop ahead of a certain preacher'e white bulldog After him we see farmer GENE DAVIS, a professional cane raiser who tells us that his neighbor, CHARLES DILLDN is in Hollywood trying to get a job s lawman in a TU western Next comes a scholarly looking gen tlaman who appears to be quite pleased with himself It's KENNETH DOS5, who has devised e way to wipe out the national debt He proposes to have everyone in the country write h1mself e check for the amount of the per capita debt Here is LUCILLE DOUGLAS, e happy housewife It's about time we found a happy housewife from our class we were beginning to fear that everyone had become a member of some profession or other end there would be no one left to keep house and cook sup par But here coma two more professional women, SANDRA FARMER and MARY JANE FLING, who are partners in the interior decora- ting business. 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RUTH PDwELL'5 Powell Power Public Utili there' There's JOHN RANDLE driving by in e g bad Buick,and with him he has that famous news analyst, ANN PULSE She's on the way make another broadcast of 'Pulse Beat of the Nat1on' And here's by Its driver wealth He ought to be, It's BILL RENO operator of the 'Club Reno in Reno', one of the clessiest casinoes in Nevada R d ing in his back seat are bird watcher MARY ANN RICHARDS and JOHN home visiting from his sheep ranch in Aus tralia They are followed by a little con vartlble contain1ng KENNETH ROUSH, a kin dergarten jazz band leader, and BONNIE RUG GLES, who is thinking seriously of quit ting her job in an agricultural loan of fice to take a better one in Koh excuse us, ATJ the zoo ties Company well, look over to the studio to another big car driving is the very pictureof RITTENHDUSE, Hello' Here's HYDEE SAMPSON, a pro fessional greater, and KENNETH SCHRAw,who was recently voted Pharmaclst of the Year for his work in the development of the im proved sugar pill Following them are JUDY SATTERFIELD and CAROL SETTY, who bake p1es and cakes, and JOHN SETTY who raises blue pepper plants, dwarf orange trees, and other such oddities to sell to novelty stores Another cook from our class is RUTH SIBREL, creator of he world's longest shish kebob The next vision to focus is apparent ly the only teacher our class has produc d SHARON SHANNON took over for Mrs Murphy when she got indigestlon from eat ing too much overall chowder She is at tempt1ng to explain something to JIM SLAT ER, but he seems to be more interested in the tinker toys he is carvlng by hand And all the other members of her class are watching BUm8th1HQ outside the window Let's take a look It's HOMARD STANLEY about to lower the 'start' flag for a drag race between DARRELL STEVENS and TOM MY STEPHENS Tom surely is confident he is running in reverse Now, here comes a fellow'with a set BXprSSS1OH on his face Oh, no wonder It is BILLY STORER, who is entering a model made from a plaster cast of h1s face 1U a creative art contest After him come GEORGE STROEMER, unofficial timer for a certain lady auto racer, and LENORE TAY LOR, chief product tester for JUDY and SHIRLEY TENER'S toy factory, where they make the world famous Tener totter A other tester is PAUL UAIT, who works,odd ly enough at the Bureau of weights and Measures He is accompanied by CALUERT MALKER, manufacturer of the walker walker well known baby stroller That man up on the platform with the glass of water is elecutionist JOHN MESTER, whose lectures on the mating habits of the teetse fly have won him critical acclaim He is en gaged in hot debate with LINDA NEST on the question uhose grip is more sin care a boa constrictor, or a vote seek ing po11tician'7 These next two are nice people to know if you are accident prond CAROLYN and CHRRLEENE UILKIN are partners in the insurance business They are trying to explain actuarial statistics to KAROL NIL LIAMS all she can say is 'Hunh7 I don't get it ' And here is EMERSMN NILLIAMS, who is helping BILL UILSON design a bet ter set of shoes for ballet dancer TOM NILLIAMS, while telephone man JOHN MITHAM is installing a new intercom system in Bill's sport1ng goods factory As befits his position the last to appear in our crystal ball is a man with a very impres sive signature He signs his name MEL MC KINLEY, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES toothpick company whoops' Suddenly everyth1ng went black You might know it the crystal ba l has blown a fuse Oh, well, it's not so bad, after all, though That's all the class of 1960, anyway .ww George Mxller bexng a good LION trles desperately to sell that lest chrlstmes tree 58 ' bi ' ' ' 0 ' y V I 1 . C . 1 . ' . t e . . K. I , - - t,z.'.s-ff-' ' 'W ' I ' E - - . n- ' - . ll -