Hill Military Academy - Adjutant Yearbook (Portland, OR)

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Why did you become a butcher? Oh, I always was fond of animals. A city girl boarding in the country spoke to the former about the savage way in which the cow had treated her. Wal, drawed the farmer, I recon it's thet thar red waist ye air a wearinf' f'Dear me, cried the girl, Of course I know it's terribly old fashioned, but I had no idea a common country cow would notice it. Well, jim Balkins is dead. How come?7' 'tHe stuck his head through the door of the RED DOG saloon on April first and hollered UFIRI-E. Well, what of that? They did. Doctor, 'fDeep breathing, you understand, destroys microbes. Patient, Yes, doctor, but how am I to get them to breathe deeply? Cadet Sears, Well, I really must be off. Cadet Dowling, So I noticed, some time ago. ' Cadet Wood H. Clilxploring the townzl 'fHello, is this the weather bureau??' Weatherman, 'fUh-huhf' Cadet, UHOW about a little shower this afternoon? Weatherman, NI dunno. If you think you need one, take itf' Sam fto wife at showj HMandy, tell dat niggah to take his ahm fwum around yoah waisf' Mandy, '4Tell him yoself, big boy, he's a puffect strangah tuh mef' Traffic Cop, HSay, didnft you see me wave at you? Mirandy, f'Yes, you fresh thing, and if Henry was here, he'd paste you one for itll Q Judge, 'fYour name?l' Swede, 'fOley Olson. Judge, Are you married?l' Swede, Yah, ay ban marriedf' judge, Whom did you marry?'7 Swede, Ay marry a woman. Judge, Qdisgustedlyzj :'Did you ever see anyone who didn't marry a woman?', Swede, f'Yah, mine seester, she marry a man. Lady, 'fHave you frogls legs? Butcher, UNO mum, I got that way in the cavalry.

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AN ODE. Mathematics may be easy 3 Q I have often heard it saidj But I've worked 'till I'rn dizzy, And I've wildly bumped my head. I have struggled with a theorem 'Till the world seemed dark and blue, But I know no more about it, When I finally did get through. If Geometry I finish- If I make a passing grade-- I will breathe a sigh of gladness, For the record I have made. ' You have a dollar. I have a dollar. We swap. Now you have my dollar, And I have yours. We are no better off. You have an idea. I have an idea. We swap. Now you have two ideas, And I have two ideas. That's the difference. THANK You ---------- AN ODE. I woke to look upon a face Silent, white and cold. Oh, friend, the agony I felt, Can never half be told. We'd lived together but a year, Too soon, it seemed, to see Those gentle hands outstretched and still, That toiled so hard for me. My waking thoughts had been of one Who now asleep had dropped, lTwas hard to realize, my friend, ' My Ingersoll had stopped! There is an awful lot of difference between being broad minded and flat-headed. Now that mail is being sent by aeroplane we will have to write our letters on ily-paper. Biology Teacher: HVV here do bugs go in winter? Smart Student: t'Search me.