Hildreth Public School - Greyhound Yearbook (Hildreth, NE)

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YEAR: 1990 PLACE: Hildreth Gymnasium The first one we see approaching is Dana, trying to hitch a ride from her Grandma's house. Her blond-haired, green-eyed hubby is downtown eating a piece of strawberrynut cake. Ricky stops to pick her up in his truck loaded with hogs on his way to the market. He explains that his new city born wife is still trying to figure out a way to make hog sheds smell better. He informed us that they will be a little late. Marti's dad has just dropped her off and she limps her way to the door. She has just completed her last season of pro-basketball because of her knee injuries. She has to leave early to babysit for her nephew. We spot Terry and his blond wife by their wild colored helmets. He now drives his cycle everywhere because of gas prices. He plans to attach a side car to it, upon the arrival of a little Warnken. Terry is now the President of Warnken Warnken Warnken Hay Baling. Now entering the scene is the world known pianist, Nancy Johnson, who has just returned from a tour of Europe. She has finally mastered the technique of flipping pages and will accompany us while we sing the Muppet Movie . Here comes mad scientist, Mike Moore, in his jet powered car. Mike and his lovely wife are both working on a new formula that will completely eliminate cars from stalling in driveways. Driving up in their new 1990 red and white Blazer, are Marcia and her extremely tall husband. They are each seen dragging in their various sized children by the ears. Marcia now owns her own mens wear store in Minden which specializes in cloth- ing for extremely tall men. In skips Jeff and his very wealthy fiancee. Jeff is the player-coach of his fiancee's father's baseball team, The Moochers . Jeff will pursue his commercial acting career as soon as he can get off the panty hose he wore in the Junior Class Play. Lori has just received her fifth ring from her boyfriend but it still isn't an engagement ring. She will be starring in Disney's new version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs . She will be portraying her favorite dwarf in the movie. In staggers Chad. We can see his eyes shining through his lengthy blond hair, which hasn't been cut since graduation. Chad now writes the questions for Focus , which is distributed each week to high schools everywhere. In walks Sarah breathless. She tells us that she has just pushed Fred in from the mile corner. Sarah is now happily married and works as director of nursing at Lincoln Memorial. She specializes in the neck department. In runs Kelly with his shirt torn to shreds. We spot a mob of women trailing close behind. Kelly is known for his hit day time soap opera which you can soon catch on National Television. Kathy walks in, in the latest of fashion. She owns her own boutique in Paris. She says that fashion has it's restrictions because she can longer do-bee-do-bee on certain lawns. In jogs Brian in his sweats. Brian has moved up from custodian to head basketball coach at a daycare center. Brian and his petite wife have strict orders from Grandpa to be home early. And here she comes now screeching to a halt, Tammy has finally received the black camaro she has longed for since high school. Tammy is now the head stewardess at Macon International Airport. Greg has finally pulled up in his red goat. He has been burning up the streets since morning. Greg has just sold his millionth volume of his famous novel, The Bullshipper's Almanac. Late as usual, in crawls Carmela in her white uniform after a hectic night of saving lives. Carmela is still attending summer classes in hopes of graduating soon0 Her career has been slowed down by her husband's rough climb to fame, in music.

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SENIOR WILLS I, Marcia Bertrand, will my courtesy my kite in chorus to Winkie and Lynette provided they take care of both and also my W.P. ability to Kim Warnken provided she takes better pictures than I did. X, Dana Bunger, will my State Tournament experience to Vivian Schmidt, providing she's still able to watch Dragnet on T.V. I, Carmela Frerichs, will my ability to bore everyone in speech class to Jeff Anders, providing he gets rid of David Wagner. I, Kathy Frerichs, will my ability to fall during a pom-pom routine on Homecoming night and then be chaufferred around to Jodi Sanders providing she can do it as gracefully as I did. I, Lori Frerichs, will my nickname, Dopey toA.O. providing she uses it well. I, Ricky Frerichs, will my ability to get sick at state tournaments to anyone providing they have as much as I did and tell the cops you had the flu. I, Tammy Fritson, will my swimming ability to anyone who can get farther in Greg's pond than I did, and my name Emma to Shawn Benson providing he takes care of my sisters Ella Edna. I, Sarah Jacobs, will my ability to flip kitties on the school lawntoKaren Frerichs on account she has a good start. I, Nancy Johnson, will my place as chorus accompanist to Lisa, Diane and Teresa, provided they learn how to play parts. I also will my spot as the only girl in Physics to anyone that can meet the approval of Jon Bunger and Jeff Anders. I, Chad Koch, will my ability to skip Monday mornings to Lynn Harms providing he feels as good as I did. I, Greg Loschen, will my ability to be such good friends with Franklin and Kearney County cops to Mike Bertrand and Dave Casper, providing their M.I.P. fines go toward finishing Highway 4, a job I never completed. (YET) I, Kelly Loschen, will my ability to eat everyone's food to Joel Panter provided he grows as tall as I am and makes all the buckets I missed. I, Marti Metzger, will my alto ability to Winkie B. provided she doesn't sing monotone. I, Mike Moore, will my ability of knowing how to tighten lug nuts to Jeff Anders providing he uses the ability. I, Brian Rahmann, will my ability to give your opponent both the ball and the wind to Lynn Harms, providing he doesn't do it against a better team than I did. I, Terry Warnken, will my favorite parking place to anyone who wants to use it, providing Sniffer doesn't make you pour out your refreshments. I, Jeff Welch, will my ability to get across the goal line to Jim Lewis providing he gets more unsportsman-like conduct calls than I did. To the Juniors we will our SENIORITIS! To the Sophomores we will our REPUTATION! To the Freshmen we will our TACO RUNS! To the Faculty we will our SANITY, since they lost theirs due to us!

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