Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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WheniColle The students become men and women ' ge Days Have Ended m active duties of life. No matter where you go or what your vocation may he we .hope ,to serve you in some way. We solicit your kind favors for whatwe can supply. IOWA SEED CO. 209-211 Walltut St. L Des Moines, Iowa. ,W Made in America For American Men ED McBRIDE Takes the Measure ED V. PRICE Makes the Clothes -11 ' Ti, . , 'Highland Parle 'Clothing ICO. A202 1 Euclid Ave. We want to thank the students for their patronage. We are always glad to serve you, whether here or away. Let us know your wants, especially the boys who are in the Army and Navy. If we can be of service to you, write. Then when here come in and talk it over. Mike and Fi are always glad to see you. Highland Park Drug' and Supply Co. zoo Euclid I T AM HERE T0 GET THE STUDENTS' A Stitch in Time Saves Niue TRADE Have that stitch taken at the l HAVE THE THINGS YOU WANT . LET'S CET TOGETHER PARK L. Hochenberg ELECTRIC SHOE CO. Groceries and Meats - 214 Euclid 210 Euclid

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Flint was telling some of his friends about his illness. Do you know, he said, 'LI had to take compulsion oi' cod liver oil three times a day for three weeksli' '5Y3u mean emulsion, donit you? asked his frien s. b Well,,,there was a good deal of compulsion a out it. Shorty Knause: I haven't yet decided whether to pass Calculus or not. ' Fred Beatty is thinking of merging his phar- macy course with the normal course and get a B. Di. Willis: You can see the sun after it actual- ly is down and see it before it is really up. Prof. Fulcher: Yes, that is all right, but I don't think that many in this class see it before it rises. 'LProf. French, do you believe in heredity? Prof.: Of course I do. Wlly, I've got one of the brightest boys yon .ever saw? Fat Doerller got all his energy by contraction and expansion of fat. During the Commercial Geog. class recently the instructor asked one of his bright students, to define a pastor, The student. replied: A place to which wedrive sheep for grazing. Does Marion know the difference between Tr. Nun and Tr. Gelse? Mr. Weepie said, It is not fair to hit a man when he is down. .Hit him when he is up a tree, then run away before he can get down. What is the state of Dietert's finances? Depends upon how much he's Owen. IN MECHANICS CLASS Kaiser lto Dean Crawl: Does a body get heavier the faster it falls? Miss Hart: I have lost one of my wheels. Miss Fischer: Out of your head? Miss H.: , No, it abelongs to my little wagon. Prof. Holbrook fin classl: Miss Cum- mings, will you please run up that blind? Lost-A small black mustache. Finder please return to Joseph Sacheck, room 209 New Dorm. At a restaurant a student ordered a pot of cocoa: Mac placed a small amount of powdered cocoa in the pot and filled it with ,onion soup. When the student discovered the taste of onion in his ought-to-be-cocoa, he called Mac and said, I did not order onion flavored milkf, O, I beg your pardonfi said Mac, 1 forgot whether you ordered soup or cocoa, so just made it fifty-fiftyf, ' Dieter! fdrowsily waking up when Flader comes in at 12 p. m.l: Has the first bell rung yet? ,. Can it be that Miss Cook is a German sym- pathizer? She has spent several evenings in council with the Kaiser. Mr. Brown, who is a member of the hook- keeping class, has said: I have been trying to get a balance for the past week. ls this a trial balance or a balance on the campus bench?

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