Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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ls X, ..f is v' 9. Nm 5' 5 I il 4'1 , ,', ,,.. ii- i L N. - Expressions of Some of Our Instructors Miss Hurd- And now, if the class will come to order. Miss Weaver- Most decidedly. Dean Blezck-'4And how long does that last? Mrs. Alderson- You and I will find. Prof. Zuker--'CA little less noise. Prof. Page-G'State it positively. ' Prof. Galloway-- Let's have that wl1istli11g stopped. Dr. Magill-'Tin not going to make a speech, now, but- Dean Bennett- The art of keeping your mouth shut. The 'Say' family has left town. Dean Crow-4'From here on you can follow out the solution. Prof. Webb- You can wash the blackboard now. Prof. Brown-'5This reminds me of a little story. Prof. Merritt- That's good, I'm awfully glad you brought that up. Yes Mrs. Webb-4'A little less noise, Alexander. Prof. French- Did you bring that cat? Mrs. Brown-c'Could you tell me where I could locate Miss -? Miss Stephenson- Girls, please open your mouths when you talk. Prof. Holbrook-'LRun up that curtain, please. Mrs. Barton- How many got that?', Prof. Johnson- lt's a great life if you don't weaken. The first hundred years are the worst. - An Onion Episode Once upon a time a college professor sauntered down on Euclid avenue, and there he beheld his small son with a few other young Americans busily engaged in transferring onions from a basket in front of a grocery store to the street. He at once remonstrated with the youngsters and used forcible persuasion on the son and linguistic persuasion on the others, informing them that he should utell Miss Stephensonf' At bedtime that evening, as he sat upon his father's lap and gently patted the parent's face, Alexander said, HI love you, papa, even if the other boys do call you a tattle-tale. Spanish Teacher- Miss Gross, please translate 'I am tired., Miss G.- Soy casadof, i Teacher-- Are you married Miss G.- No, indeed! Teacher- That was what you just said. fShe should have said, Soy cansado. j gas .loe fnervouslyj- There's been something trembling on my lips for days and days. Dora- Yes, I see. Why don't you shave it off? Bates fto Miss Hoffman at supperj- Now, the faculty and guests have had ice cream served to them, when do the waiters get some? Beatty- I don't expect mine till I'm dead. Bates- Then it l1 melt.

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