Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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Mop--You know. I gave up a few things I'or lent and darn near tlunked out ot' college. Sop-What did you give up smoking and drinking? Mop-Nawg studying. VVampy-Is F i in? Mike--No, he went out after lunch. Wlllllllj'-Y-will he he in after luneh? Mike!-No, that's what he went out aI'ter. SAD, BUT 'fllllli . Wez11'y VVillie-Say, how do you manage to get hy on this campus? Don't the cops or dogs get you? Hiking Henneryw-lNawg they ean't tell me from them traction en- glneers. Bill, my lit'esh t'ull eoinshidenshes! Yeshterday I--Q- Yoshi Yesh! Go on I VVell, yeshterday inorning--when-I-I---looked at my wash, the hlalne thing wasn't running. There ain't no quincidensh there. No, but thish lnorning I looked again and it washn't running, and I never touched it, eitherf' Beth-Cunditi' has a stiti' leg, hasn't he? Margie'- Yes, so still' it IIIZIICCS him to limp. Mathea-Oh, I het I know what the man with the gun does. Bartell-What? Matheas-Puts the shot. liartell-Oi! Heis the starter, silly. Mathea-Well, anyway, that high jump person's a spring sport. Barlell-You win, Darling, you win. She ask me to tly and I tlewg She ask me to lie and I lewg I'll allow her to task ine, But it' she should ask me- To die, I'll he .durned il' I do. UNBELIEVABLE Cutting-Is Headstrum very strong? Treacy-Well, I guess! I saw hun break a dollar the other day. YOU'HI'I RIGHT, DOPEYQ YOLVIIIC RIGHT I Dean Strawn-Mr. Reese, illustrate the great law ot' compensation. I'teese-Well--er-when dresses grow shorter, shoes are made higher.

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You all know 'vin ' SHRILL STUFF, Al, Bert F1'an1e4fWhy does a student blow a siren to a champagne din- ner? Eh, what? . Bt-vin--To wet her whistle, I lain would conJeeture. lIl'I'D Bl'1T'l'lER F IND OUT Fi-AfSay. what is so gosh darn funny about a lnother-in-law, anyway? Mike--Nothing, nothing! BAITI 'TWAS EVER THUS A maiden is an angler, And so will be-till deathg WIICIILFICI' she wants a soulful kiss, She stands with hated breath. OSCULATION AT ANY PRICE Bess-Wliy didn't you slap Ebers when he tried to kiss you? TesswBecause, dear, I'ln too proud to fight. OF COURSE Ph. G.-Did you get anything out ol' this chem. course? Ph. C.-Oh, yesg matches.