Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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Iowa Machinery 8: Supply Co. Machinists' Supplies, Lathes, Drill Presses, and Comple te Garage Outfits - Supplies for the Engine Room 317 West Court Avenue DES MOINES, IOWA Highlank Park Drug a n d Supply Company M. A. Brennan-WV. C. Fifield Proprietors Dealers in Drugs Books Kgdakg Pennants Pillows jewelry Athletic Goods Fountain Pens Loose Leaf Books Developing and Printing YOUR HEADQUARTERS When You Were in College NOT FOR THIS YEAR ONLY Not for the patronage which you so kindly give us while at Highland Park, but rather for your future good will and friendship are we asking you at this time. You can trade with us just as readily from your home as if you call in person. We mail our catalogues any time on request, and arc always pleased to give any assistance by letter to our friends. We sell seeds, cut flowers, bulbs, tools, poultry supplies and everything for the garden, lawn or farm. IOWA SEED COMPANY 209-211 Walnut Des Moines, la. Cotwrell 8: Leonard Albany, N. Y. MAKERS OF CAPS AND GOWNS To the American Universities From the Atlantic to the Pacific Class Contracts a Specialty Don't Forget ED at The HIGHLAND PARK cLo Tiiiiiliic ic o. 202 Euclid Ave. Phone Red 2539

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THAT FRINGE AGAIN Those whiskers which Dr. Barr wears Are composed ol' promiscuous hairs, It' ,tis true as they say, Then we hope that some day Ile will shave them and .answer our prayers. A GIIADUATE'S CONFESSION Il's now six years since I lel't college, but it seelns to me as il' I have been out in the cold world since I.at'ayette's Farewell tour. I had al- ways understood that as soon as you got a college degree, the waiting world went behind and patted you on the back, but I have since found that this is merely a pretext to get in a good position to kick. At'ter I had personally seen to the framing ot my degree, I sat CTONVII and wrote a number ot' dignified letters to ditferent prominent firms, telling them that I had just tinished my college career, and would be willing to entertain a proposition from them, provided that I had Satur- days oli', an assistant that I could depend upon, and a capable stenogra- pher to look after the detail work. I enclosed a list ot' my grades, call- ing particular attention to my work in invertebrate anatomy, and to my thesis on The Cellular Structure ot' the Amoebaf' The firms wrote back and said they had all thc stenographers they needed, and that they lll'Cl'C1'I'0tl girls anyway. Boxx-Some day I am going to sleep a whole week. A QUESTION OF MATHEMATICS Miss Hsl was just asking Barb', about my figure. Prof. I-I-VVell, it' you want to know anything about it, ask me. Druss--VVhere is the opposite side ol' the street? M1lce's---Ovel' there. Druss--A-I was just over there and they told me it was over here. LET'S G0 TO KANSAS DadYA certain college in Kansas is teaching its girls how to become good wives. Ella-MDoes it guarantee them positions? WHO IS SHE? Is she democratic? ' Well, I never could take any liberties with her.

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DR. MAGILL said that il' anyone was FOUND GAMBLING in Highland Park College FOR MONEY they would be immediately expelled. We didn'l helieve il anywayafwe only hoped. Oyler-I wrote this play in two weeks. Dean Atchison---Why the delay? IT VVAS AT HUMBOLIYI' Girl from the Westhllo you know that I find it ever so much colder out here than it is out home. There I wore light garments all winter, but since coming here, I have to put on heavy woolens. l am from Washing- ton, you know. Student Qwilh .polite show ot' interestjgls that so? V111 from Mis- sour1. Now, Buddy was a NVlllSOlll0 girl, She ramhled through the woods 'O, And when she Incl young Richardson, She thought he was the goods '0. Now, Hichy said, as bold as brass: A kiss would suit my diet- But you are such a strapping lass, 1,111 quite alrald to try lt. But Buddy said lahnosl a hissbwa Said she: HVZIIIIOSC, sir! Hike it! But il' you really want a kiss, Why, take it as you like it. N0 JOKE. EITHER Boxx--- I suppose the detective asked you a lot ot' leading ques- tions? Goodwill- I don't know for sureg hut I do know l gave hini an awful slough ol' misleading answers? +