Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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SAFETY IN NUMBERS Rube--I am going to get drunk before every game this spring. John If-Why is that? Rubes-Well, it' I can see eight or ten balls, I ought to be able to hit one of them. EPITAPHS He borrowed a t'riend's automobile. He took tl1e wrong tablets. He thought it would be fun to rock the boat. He argued religion in a saloon. He didnit know it was loaded. He was an innocent by-stander. .Here rest the bones of Silas Gray- The darn fool got too smartg He looked into a un one day To see the bulIet start. Here rests the bones ol' Ezra Tank- His folly none could throttleg He got up in the dark and drank Out of the acid bottle. Here lie the bones of Hiram Blaine, Who trusted to his feet, And wouldn't take an aeroplane To cross a jitney street. Qiluh iviatiztirn B. P. D. Signifying-Bunch Positively Dopey. Founded-At Carney one rainy night. Number ol' active members-Far too many. Number ol' inactive lnembers--Nobody knows. Situation-Pathetic. Favorite Stunt-Doing Nothing. Motto-In God we trust-lend me a buck. B. B. G. Signifying-Bank, By Gosh! Founded-By accident we hope. We hate to think of such a thing as malice aforethought. ' Number ot' active lTlCllllJCFS--UI1llll1J01'ttlllI. Number ot' inactive members-Still more unimportant. Situation--Heart-rending. Favorite Stunts-Holding Sunday morning initiation i11 the Y rooms. Motto-Safely First--Gel all the faculty members we can.

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A YOUNG MEN'S STORE 1171 Style 1171 Spzifl --In Polfky Friedlich Hand-Made Suits and Overcoats ---'1'-3515 to S401- Largest Because Best The DES MOINES WATER COMPANY XXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX AXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXNXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXNNXXXXXXXXX Des M0i1l8S, Iowa

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JUNE SALES NOW GN In which there are important economies, and a real service in the broad varieties of needfuls for the home and wardrobe- The Great June Sale of Blouses The Fifth Annual June Linen Shower The Great June Sale of Silk and Muslin Underwear NOTE-Graduation apparel, fabrics and trimmings for graduation dresses, and their accessories, are ready in complete assortments. xxx xxxsxxxkxxxxx Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxv If you are particular about your linen. send collars and shirts to the Model Laundry where they will be care- fully handled. giving' most satisfactory service. SEE COLLEGE AGENTS MODEL LA UNDRY 531 SIXTH AVE. Dr. H. B. Woods Dr- R- L- Parker Physician and Surgeon PhY3iCian and SUFZCOPI OFFICE AND RESIDENCE 6th 8 EUCLID I PHONE WALNUT 819 Hours: ll to I2 m, 3 to S p, m, Office Hours: ll to I2 m. 3 to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. 3510 6th Ave. Telephone Wal. 2771