Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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Cressey 8: Wingate DR. A. PAUL ATKINS Theatrical Costumers and Decorators Dentist 504 Walnut Street , Sixth and Euclid Ave. Des Moines Des Momes Iowa Phone Red 57I8 EVEN S0 'I'l1crc's an woman pccldlcr at tho door, sir. CIiusc him oII'. I cIon'l want lo buy any womcng what docs ht think this is, an Iun'cm? .Iohnnic, you cIon'I have lo bring in thc wood: I.tllIlCl' is coming homo with a load. Dritt, this steak is so tough I can'I cut it with this knife. V- l I'IIb f - tIi'I' U3 goof , sn, img you .mo ui on L. AND RIGHT AVVAY S'I'AIi'I'ICD ANO'I'HEIi ' .N Von Lindcm:une- Say, do you know what stzu'lccI this war? I.appa-- Your darn tculon ! The men who advertise in this Volume are real Highland Park Boosters- LET'S PATRONIZE THEM WEINBERG'S H. B. Evans Wall Paper Co. A Store for Thrifty Women 3 14 Euclid Ave. Wall Paper, Paints and Glass , . . . . Picture Framing u Specialty Special attention given to Highland Satisfiiction Guaranteed No Job too Small Park Students. 421 Walnut St. SHOP Wal. 2195 RES. Red 4522 . Des Momes, Iowa 193

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There was a jolly Piper board, Plcknlcked 'way out West, They planned to fix things for themselves And bawl out all the rest- For this they said in 1mp1sh glee: Just let it raise a fuss- We care for nobody-not not we, Since nobody cares tor us. INFINITY Each little flea has another little tlea On his little back to bite himg And this little t'Iea has another little flea, And so ad inhnitum. Avis-I am saddest when I sing. I Cox-Well, how do you think I feel? New girl to Webb-You need not turn your headg nothing frightens me. DH. BENNE'l'T'S RULES 'OF ETIQUI+I'l l'IC flluinble Hints for High Societyl 1. When a guest at an exclusive dinner, never try to cool your coffee by 'fanning it with your overcoat. 2. If at a dance your pumps begin to hurt you, never take them oft' before your partner without asking her permission. 3. On the birthday of the young lady whom you particularly favor, it is always appropriate to give her some little tasteful gift-say, a pair of overshoes, or a pound ot' limberger cheese. 4. Remember that in high society, a loud laugh betrays emptiness, which-in high society,-Mis a mark of ill breeding. Therefore, as a safeguard, it is always best to get well titled at some liquid refresh- ment parlor before taking in any functions. 5. It is bad form when you go to a reception in a full dress suit to take oft' your Suspenders and hang them upon the piano. 6. It is bad policy when you meet a girl on the street to ask l1er to step into a saloon and have a drink with you, she might accept. A DEEP SECHPYI' WHY noEsN r DRAKE UN1vEns1'rY MEN'r1oN ANYTHING ABOUT TIIE DRAKE-H1eHLANn Foo'rBAL1. GAME IN THE QUAXN?

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Springer-A-Where to, Waller? Williams-4No place. The doctor told me to get on a street ear and I would feel better oft. CAN YOU IIVIAOINIC Shorty Mooers in the act of knocking 'I'reaey's bloek off? Oreguson and Woodrow ehmnming together? Any hot water when it's time to bathe? Lora Hosmer without a man? Alma Strawn with a man? Merl Maudlin in a earpenter's suit? Nellie Nowells without a smile? Ines Moler, reporter for the New York World? Sarah Sellers as a minister's wife? Genevieve Newell small? Lena Storijohn with black hair? Mrs. Pteinert going through a window in Ilumboldt? Dr. Barr's whiskerslon Dean Bennett's head? The Piper out in February? Fi with curly hair? Cap Steadman failing to speak to everybody? Dean Atchison not coming to a salute? Tallman not having an alibi? Ferne Laeey not inquiring about P. D. Ii? Thomas Blabbingtongue McCauley being speechless? Dean Strawn's vestry and dome. supported by Prof. lVIerritl's pillars? Olive Richards making her eyes behave? lVIame Lilyard hating herself? Ileat in the dormitories on a eold winter day? Callaham decorating a pulpit? Velma Byers making a 7:45 class? NVIIO SHOT TI-IOSE BOIVIISS? and WHO Yl+II,I,l+1D UP THE lil.I'lVA'l'Oll Sl'IAF'I'?