Highland Park College - Piper Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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There was a jolly Piper board, Plcknlcked 'way out West, They planned to fix things for themselves And bawl out all the rest- For this they said in 1mp1sh glee: Just let it raise a fuss- We care for nobody-not not we, Since nobody cares tor us. INFINITY Each little flea has another little tlea On his little back to bite himg And this little t'Iea has another little flea, And so ad inhnitum. Avis-I am saddest when I sing. I Cox-Well, how do you think I feel? New girl to Webb-You need not turn your headg nothing frightens me. DH. BENNE'l'T'S RULES 'OF ETIQUI+I'l l'IC flluinble Hints for High Societyl 1. When a guest at an exclusive dinner, never try to cool your coffee by 'fanning it with your overcoat. 2. If at a dance your pumps begin to hurt you, never take them oft' before your partner without asking her permission. 3. On the birthday of the young lady whom you particularly favor, it is always appropriate to give her some little tasteful gift-say, a pair of overshoes, or a pound ot' limberger cheese. 4. Remember that in high society, a loud laugh betrays emptiness, which-in high society,-Mis a mark of ill breeding. Therefore, as a safeguard, it is always best to get well titled at some liquid refresh- ment parlor before taking in any functions. 5. It is bad form when you go to a reception in a full dress suit to take oft' your Suspenders and hang them upon the piano. 6. It is bad policy when you meet a girl on the street to ask l1er to step into a saloon and have a drink with you, she might accept. A DEEP SECHPYI' WHY noEsN r DRAKE UN1vEns1'rY MEN'r1oN ANYTHING ABOUT TIIE DRAKE-H1eHLANn Foo'rBAL1. GAME IN THE QUAXN?