High School of Commerce - Caravel Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Americo with o sincere recommendotion thot she cosuolly peruse the thirteenth omendment. Therein she will find, surprisingly enough, per- hops, thot slovery wos obolished in l865. 3. To Mr. Toylor, the perennicil guordion of the lote roorn, we exultontly present o phonogroph with o record of his doily sermon on the evils of loteness so thot he rnoy enjoy o bit of on ofternoon siesto without tolking in his sleep. 4. To Mr. Grosberg, Commonder-in-chief of the Service Squod, we bestow the literory mosterpiece of the doy, How to Build Up on Army, in Ten Eosy l.essons , in colloborotion with Benito fvlussolini, Adolph l-litler ond Joe Stolin, so thot he moy be oble to moke his ormy of puny freshmen more efficient ond powerful. 5. To Dr. Aldinger, thot villoin of the gymnosium, we cede c ccrlood of contortionists ond Indio rubber men. Perhops they ccn give him the sotisfoction of hoving his vociferous commonds fully executed. Perhops they might even quolify for the kip , 6. To Mr. Bloom, the Commerce Fronko Goldman , we donole o poir of woolen eor muffs so thot he mciy be relieved of the ogony of heoring our grond philhormonic orchestro go flot on Tschoikowsky's March Slov ofter weeks of excrucioting rehecirsols. 7 To Mr. Skinner, moster of foreign longuoges, we beneficiently surrender five cents l.O5l, yeo, verily, os corfore for o trip oround our deor city in on ottempt to moster the ever-growing dioletcs. JANUARY l 937. . if 'l'l

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We Last will and Cestament ol' die Gfaba of cgunuafrg - 4937 EQ B E it known to all concerned and, possibly, the uncancerned ones too, that we, the Class at January l937, being of reasonably sane mind and sound body, do feel it our duty to make certain various and sundry bequests to the august and venerable body of mentors whose personalities have impressed themselves on our memory. As the follow- ing precious oddities are given in testimony of our love and affection, we know they will be accepted in the spirit that they are given, lgushl gushll l, To Miss Margaret Pichel, our adviser and ever adorable skipper we offer an apology for all the trouble we may have caused her in our foolish and light-hearted younger years, and a unanimous vote of thanks for the magnificient way in which she has led us to graduation. 2. To Mrs. Friedenthal, the girl who made the gridders like history, we bequeath a copy of the Constitution of the United States of 'lO THE SENIOR YEAR BOOEIQ

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8. To the Board of Education we leave a recommendation that tl.e salaries of all teachers be increased l0O'7o, tlXlow, will you pass me, teacher9li 9. To the altruistic Mr, lvlunro, who has been the Philemon to the Eour Year Men of Commerce, we graciously bestow a lifetime key to the affection of the Seniors. lO, And last, but not least, to lvlr. Reilly, the custodian of our palatial edifice, we leave the structure flawlessly clean just as it was when we stumbled upon it four long years ago. ln witness whereof we here below set our hands and seals in this year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-seven, and declare and affirm the above to be our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, and do hereby name and designate as executors, Mrs Berk, Mr, Rogers, and Miss Perlman. X1 S cl! iclo-1 Solliyzcllll, ?Kl.sloi-:ian v CL Jing' .SK ealenlzu um, Dimlfillll 9Nl7ll:liKC'1lIl 001910 'IQ Tl-lE SENIOR YEAR BOOR