High School of Commerce - Annual Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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freshmen Rhymes ex Z8u:iBeep Little Bo-Peep forgets to keep His books in the place assigned them. He hunts high and low, but forgets to go To the place where he can End them. Jfresbie Bop Freshman, Freshman, where have you been? O, I've been to 'Commerce' because I'm green! Freshie man, Freshie man, what do you there? O, I study hard and learn to live square. The jfrrfbman in the Zfaalltnap Freshman Galloway stood in the hallway, Making Z1 picture of men, He drew figures black, but when caught, alack! Said, I'll not do it again. fbi : Z-Blhhlt Hi-diddle, diddle! a Freshman and Hddle! English grew trying too soon. While it made the Sophs laugh To see Freshmen at work On their English themes, morning and noon Sung uf ,freshmen Sing a song of Freshmen, with pocket full of toys! Five and thirty Freshmen making lots of noise! When the bell is sounded, Freshmen, how they push! Dainty little Freshmen, but a mighty rush! 122

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Qhhertisements Found:-One knife, well worn, also one lead pencil. Knife has initialsg pencil has marks of owner's teeth. For Sale :-Skool Buks: Wun Inglish Buk Fer Sail, a buk ez good ez knew. Nevr ben oppenned bot onct. Goin' out of biznes. Inkwire of oner. I. Stoppt. For Sale :-One set of Junior English books. Warranted to do all they promise. Moving to new stand. Enquire at old place or, after june First, at new location on Senior St. Phillipps Co., Ltd. Wanted :-100 men to know how to spend a week with friends in two days and three nights. Lost :-Between October, 1909, and March, 1910, a full fledged basket- ball team. Members of H. S. of C. are warned to be on the lookout for any trace of it. 92 Quotations Mr. Curry- Now in Fremont, Nebraska. Mr. Heald- Do not start anything you cannot finish? Mr. Craig-- Slide on the tips of three and four. Mr. Harsh- And the like of that. Mr. Warfield- The vassity team, see. Mr. Harrison- Great guns. Miss Pittis- Will you please hand me two bowls of that soup? Miss Bandeen- My girls. Mr. Gehring- Vass iss loase ? Mr. Zechar- Well boys. Miss Amidon- Now boys and girls. Mr. Griffith--- Gracious me. Mr. Gordon- Eighteen from a quarter. Mr. Ditmer- I will get on your anatomy. Mr. McMy1er- My lip is out of order. Mr. Mandeville- Do, do, now everybody. H 121

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batirical Iganking BUIBS HE following rules, used in the American National Bank, Chicago, are recommended to the attention of those who do business at all banks. They will be the means of saving a great deal of time and annoyance-by not following them: If you have any business with a bank, put it off until two o'c1ock, or, if it is possible, a little later, as it looks more business-like to rush in just as the bank is closing. In depositing money, try to get it upside down and wrong end foremost, so that the teller may have a little exercise in straightening it up before counting it. It is best not to take your bank book with you, but call at another time to have it entered. You can thus make two trips to the bank where one would answer. If a check is made payable to your order, be careful not to indorse it before handing it to the teller, but let him return it to wait while you indorse itg this helps to pass the time, and is a pleasure and relief to the teller. You can generally save time when making a deposit by counting your money down to the teller, as you can nearly always count more speedily and correctly than he can. When you make a deposit do not use a deposit ticket, but mix matters exceedingly. If you make a deposit of one hundred dollars, and give a check for fifty dollars, it is a good thing to call frequently at the bank and ask how your account stands, as it impresses the officers favorably with your business qualifications. ' Never keep any record when your notes fall due, and then if they are protested censure the bank for notigiving you notice. Always date your checks ahead, it is a never-failing sign that you keep a good balance in bank, or if you do not wish it generally known that you are doing a good business, do not deposit your money until about the time you expect your check will be in. A strict observance of the foregoing rules will make your accounts desir- able for any bank, and will make you a general favorite with all the bank officers. PEARL MORRIS, '10, 96 QELIJUBS jfrnm the Eagaar It was a howling success ! Mr. Gehring. Barnurr1's circus would be a Sunday-school picnic in comparison. 123