Higgins Classical Institute - Scroll Yearbook (Charleston, ME)

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H.c.1.scaoLL 'za 'E 51 2- E r- 3 T I Drank eight cokes and coughed seven up? not. Swallowed flrecrackers so his hair would Volcano - A mountain that's carrying grow up in bangs? the torch. Thought marcelled hair was a new way Absent-minded - Thinking apparatus to cook rabbit? Died with his boots on so he would not hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket? Took a bicycle to bed with him so he wouldn't have to walk in his sleep? Met a girl in a revolving door and has been going around with her since? As he was dying asked for a chair for Rigor Mortis to set in? Swallowed a tape measure so he could die by inches? Took sugar and cream to the movies be- cause he heard there was going to be a new serial? Drove his car over a cliff so he oofuld test his new air brakes? Silly Sallies Cornheld - A farm where stale songs grow. -Mldshipman - Sailor who rides on mid- dle deck. Watchdog - Puppy with time on his hands. Bookworm -- Insect who bets on .the horses. Income Tax - The outcome of last year's hard labor. Slippers - Pair of banana peels. Broadminded - Wide open spaces be- tween the ears. Center of Gravity -- Middle of the steak where you pour the gravy. Optimism - An optical illusion. Dynamite - But then again, Dinah might gone A.W.O.L. Catalogue - Ship's dream of the famous boatride of the pussy cat and the owl. Macaroni - Ventilated noodles. Dandruff - Pleated collar worn by a dandy. Diary - Contldante that can't talk back. Sweet N-athings - Sugar-coated air bub- bles. Jitter-bug - Rug-cutter with the ague. PUSH-BUTTON RADIO PROGRAM. Push We. now bring you the latest news from- Push Way down upon the Swane-e-e River, down- Push In the basement where you find a new shade of- Push Fool-em false teeth, for a clearer, bright- er- Push Head, this aspirin is bound to help you when you- Push Hear the Corn Cobblers play that new song, Pistol Packing- Push ' Grandmother, or any other member of the family who has- Push Just come back from their Christmas shopping-

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