Hicksville High School - Comet Yearbook (Hicksville, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY OF 1950 Diane Eschenfeldor—Working part-time at the beauty salon styling short haircuts. Seymour Gruber—Where? in the poor house. Why? Taking too many pictures free of charge. Jamei Gilmartin—Running around a chloro- formed patient trying to decide whether to operate from left to right or vice-versa. Harriet Pohlman—Pushing a baby carriage with her bilogy lab. books in the other hand. Joyce Frame—Is the owner of a cute, little frame house. Peter Hein —Has invented the 58th variety of all the Heinz products. Edward Jung—Is assistant teacher of Physics at H. H. S. Edward Luongo-Anthony Luongo— Are associated in the firm of Luongo Luongo, designers of “Hot Rod Cars.” Richard North —Is on another ex- pedition to the north pole in search of new elements for use in his laboratory. Roy Schaaf—Voted best dressed in the class of 50, is now the owner of an exclusive men’s shop. Elsie Sealander—Is head gym instructor at the new Bethpage High School. Richard Kerbs—Is now a charter member of the Tall Tale Tellers’ Club. Conrod Wyer—Is the sensation of the nation. His singing is better than Jolson’s. He may be recognized anywhere by the singing of his favorite tune, ’’Mayr.” Louis Zirk—Has sold his farm, and is now living the life of ease, as the result of all his shrewd dealings. Mathew Tringali-Charles Schwarts—Are still in H. H. S. It seems Mathew likes the place, but Charles hasn’t finished his chemistry experi- ments yet. Phil Adldridge—Youngest editor of the “Hobo News. He really qualifies since he never did an honest day’s work in his life. Frank Gomula is the only potato farmer left on Long Island who is holding out against Levitt (for more money, that is.) James Reid is part- time lumber jack and hunting and fishing guide, can be seen daily shooting rats down by the incinerator. Charles Brown is finishing his course in becoming a blacksmith this June. Rose Parapiglia has finally given up her career as a nurse and settled down with a fellow from England. Charles Rosengren has won the Carlton award for being the world’s greatest basketball star. Donald S m atlak now owns forty-eight ice cream fac- tories in the Far East. Gloria Harms has now settled down to a quiet life in Bethpage. Aida Botto is fre- quently seen working in the Hicksville Sweet Shop during her spare time. Dorothy Schul has two sons who are both six feet tall. Naomi Marks is now a Barbizon model. Ruth Gellman is owner of the largest and most modern lingerie shop in town. Lorraine Zeiher was seen recently wheeling her “quads” around town. Armida Silva is starring in the opera “Carmen” at the Met. Carol Brady is the new world’s roller shating champ. June Holzmacher is now an instructor in Dental Hygiene at the F'armingdale Tech School. Joan Kogan is the wife and nurse of Einstein’s new' assistant. Sally Homire and her husband have made some great scientific discoveries—second only to Madam Curie and her hus- band. Many kids are being taught American History by Joan Ulmer, who is now a teacher at F'armingdale High School. Nancy Christianson has given up the teaching of the three R’s to a classroom full of students, to try teach- ing them to her own children. Mae Rowehl is busy writ- ing reports and preparing patients. She is medical secre- tary and nurse to the most eminent doctor in the state. Kathleen McGunnigle has just received a position as a teacher in the largest grade school in the state. Marian Weller, our girl from England, is now busy teaching American History to an eager group of students. It has been announced that William Jarrett is valedictorian of the class of 1960. John Sidorski is now head of the Sidor- ski Construction Co. Marion Wallott is now the proud mother of five little billfolds. Pat Belanger has just accepted the position of superintendent of the Maternity Ward at Glen Cove Hospital. George Neder is the owner of a chain of service stations from coast to coast. Cliff Wagner can be found at the controls of the Air Force's latest jet propelled plane. Arthur Foster is the first man to walk on the moon and has just flown his latest guided missile to Mars. Joan Luhmann is rushing home nightly from taking temperatures to maiia ucio.u o t-e. y Rutman’s dream came true. She has twelve red-headed children. Carol Shepard is still trying to decide which occupation to choose. Ann Linzalata is one of the most efficient secretaries. She can take shorthand at 20 words per minute. Joan Wenner has four blonde boys—all six feet tall. Mary Ann Schneider is happily doing house- work in her own new house. Harold Supper has just sold a master painting for $50,000. It will hang in the Met. Museum of Art. Joe Ferraro has opened another dance studio, and has just about put Arthur Murray out of business. Frank Triolo and his band may currently be seen at the Roxy. Dorothy Kunz of course is the private secretary of Dick Maggi, w'ho is the Advertising Manager of that new magazine. Did you know that John Ennis is a teacher of commercial subjects? He can be found in room 260 of H. H. S., with his bookkeeping and law stu- dents. June Costic is busy catching the paper airplanes of her Junior High students. Doris Decker is now associ- ated in the firm of Decker Ruggerio. Ted Schwarting is still trying to complete a plumbing job. Have you seen Dolly Kerbs taking care of all those infants?—but they belong to the hospital. Rose Marie DeMonaco, the Head Resident Nurse at General Hospital, has just regis- tered once more for beginners chemistry. Big Ben has a new' manager, it’s none other than Roy Eiseman, best clerk Big Ben has had in 200 years. What will LeRoy Parr do with all the gold he found up in Alaska? There’s our Grace Callejas, seated in the Pan American Building working as an interpreter for the U. S. We can just see Carmela Carlucci, typing 15 words per minute in an over- crowded office. Frances Pupek has just moved to Cali- fornia. She claims she likes the climate. William O’Reilly is the famous designer of the tallest building in the world. Lucille Miraval’s skill as a medical secretary wasn’t the only thing that w'on her the doctor for a husband. Crash! Lucille Muhlenbruck breaks in to movies. Virginia Moni- laws is the new Mrs. America. She not only has beauty as an asset, but she is the mother of two lovely children. Viola Kubernach, she recently arrived home after taking a trip to Alaska w’ith Arthur Foster. Of course it was their honeymoon. Joe Ryan has the most spectacular art ex- hibit in years being shown in England this month. We can see Robert Ginsberg seated behind the president’s desk of Macy’s Dept. Store giving orders to direct the Macy-Day Parade. Ah! Can’t you just see Jean Granuzzo with a book of Shakespeare in her hands desperately at- tempting to cram it into the dear, sweet heads of her students? In 20 years “Herbie” Jahn will be lost among the steaks, hams, and “franks,” in Jahn’s Butcher Shops. Doris Borley has no time for new fads with those three kids to take care of. Anne Reuschneider can be seen bawling her children out for “gypping.” Jeanine Hicks is now married to a multi-millionaire and has her own gold mine. William Tweedale, a famous and well knowm scientist, is also an expert on atomic energy and cosmic rays. George Gurr is in business selling Gurr’s Dog F'ood. Pat Kinney is teaching the Astor children how to spend their money wisely. Edwin Funfgeld was signed by the Yankee football team to play the position of right tackle. Norman Banschback has talked his w'ay into a job with the American Lecture Tours Association. Eileen Deger has been named “Mother of the Year” by the National Mother of the Year Committee. Mary Christ has just taken over the F instein Research Labratory at Harvard. Joan Stoldt is now president of a Wall Street business crediting association. Sister, can you spare a dime? Peggy McNeil has just been appointed the new president of the Long Island National Bank of Hicksville. Doris Kershow is tutoring Jackie Robinson, Jr., in the gentle art of playing second base. Joseph Gentile is still popping off like a seltzer bottle. Robert Frier’ continually in a daze—maybe an electrical shock would help. Dorothy Blackley is chief typist at the Grumman Corporation. Joseph La Marca is still catering to all the ladies wishes. Steve Noveck has moved back to his old home town, Chi- cago, and now owns a large fish market. Louise Crowley, residing in Washington, D. C., is secretary to the Secre- tary of State. Gerry Linzner followed the old tradition of a secretary marrying her boss. Dot Polkowski still looks young considering all her problems with the students of H. H. S. Joe Baush is chartering his own plane for private jas.enjcis from New l'ork to California.

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1950, of Hicksville High School, of the Town of Hicksvile and State of New York, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this our Last Will and Testament: FIRST. We direct that all our just debts, funeral and testamentary expenses, be paid as soon as may be practi- cable after the death of the last member of the class. SECOND: All of our estate, whether real, personal, or mixed, wheresoever situate and whether now owned or hereafter acquired, we give, devise, and bequeath to our successors, the Class of 1951, of Hicksville High School as follows: Joan Kogan bequeaths her quietness to Joan Shat rat. Viola Kubernach leaves her muscles to Janice Smith. Joseph La Marca leaves his beard to Bill Lent. Gerry Lenzner leaves her dark hair to Joan Davidson. Joan Luhmann leaves her blond hair to Joan Nouei. Ted Schwarting wills his basketball ability to Dick Alcock. Charles Schwartz leaves his sense of humor to Richard Swain. Elsie Sealander leaves her quiet ways to Jeanette Jeanson. Carol Shepard leaves her seat in shorthand to Marilyn Jacke. John Sidorski leaves his ready smile to Donald Meyer. Armida Silva wills her soprano voice to Valerie Zaleski. Doris Decker leaves her short, red hair to Ginny Her- nandez. Rose De Monaco leaves her ability to do chem- istry to Irma Clayton. Joe Ferraro leaves his build to Duncan McLean. Louise Crowley leaves her height to Barbara Mackay. Dianne Ehchenfelder leaves her ready smile to Dorothy Kuehn. Nancy Christiansen wills her ability to take corners on two wheels at sixty miles an hour to Mike Caruso. Carmela Carlucci wills her calm and quiet disposition to Rene Miller. Charlie Brown leaves his position under the shady tree to Valentine Denninger. Grace Callajas wills her poetic ability to Barbara Savage. Mary Christ leaves her chemistry book for good. Phil Aldridge leaves his dark, curley locks to Jim Kelly. Pat Belanger leaves her walk to Delores Imeidoph. Dorothy Blackly wills her Biology review book to Richard Botto. Doris Borley leaves her bottle of H-two O-two to Carol Casement. Aida Botto leaves her dark hair to Marion Neil. Joe Ryan leaves his suade shoes to whoever wants to clean them. Lucille Miraval leaves her baby-face expression to Alice Cronin. Naomi Marks leaves her adjectives to who- ever can say them all in one breath. Kathleen McGun- nigle leaves her quiet nature to Mary Clinco. Peggy McNeil leaves her seat in English class to Ernest Ever- schuck. Edward Luongo leaves his heel taps to Bob Sol- wedel. Anthony Luongo leaves his quietness ,o Charles Brammenacker. Joe Bausk leaves his forty-six-nour part- time job to Jack Pickering. Carol Brady leaves her roller skates to Marianne Borack. Roy Eisemann leaves his post as class treasurer un- willingly. John Ennis leaves his height to Philip Mille- volte. Joe Gentile leaves his wrong answers in Trigo- nometry to whoever can correct them. Bob Ginsberg leaves his oratorical powers to John Kiesel. Arthur Foster wills his red hair to Frank Fippinger. Joyce Frame wills her personality to Marie Haynes. Robert Frier wills his hall-cop duty to Charles Rusch. Ed Funfgeld leaves his shyness to Harold Maneski. Ruth Gellman leaves her math book to Gertrude Kolouch. Louis Zirk just leaves. John Zix leaves his place in Chemistry to Marilyn Krieder. Lorraine Zeiher leaves her blonde hair to Joan Huelle. Connie Weyer wills his seat in English to Edward Her- fort. Joan Wenner leaves her sewing ability to Joyce Koutensky. Marian Weller leaves her general science period to anyone who wants it. Marion Wallot leaves her quietness to Arlene Fox. Kenneth Wagner leaves his height to Ed Morozowski. Joan Ulmer leaves her red hair to Clair Siani. Bill Twee- dale leaves his ability to charm the girls to Augie Die- micke. Frank Triolo leaves his speed on the track to Chisholm Raeburn. Matt Tringali leaves his dark, cur hair to Gene Diduch. Harold Supper leaves his artUtn ability to John Pearson. Joan Stoldt wills her quietne- to Carolyn Fiore. Donald Smatlak leaves his white uni form to Jerry Berlino. Ginny Monilawt wills her height to Cynthia Karl. George Neder leaves his knowledge in Biology to Ray Guckenberger. Bill O’Reilly wills his ability to stay out late at night to Elias Stetz. Lucille Mulenbruck W'ills her petitness to Cynthia Butler. Richard North leaves hi3 ability in Physics to Mike Goodrich. Steve Noveck leaves his ability to make noise in class to Donald Meyer. Pat Kinny wills her conscitnt.ousness u Ronald Raben. Jimmy Reid leaves his quietness to Desmond O’Hagen. France Pupek leaves for California, while Betty Rutmann leaves on the next train for Baltimore. Mae Rowehl leaves her blonde hair to Dorothy Calseith. LeRoy Parr has already left for Alaska and Dorothy Pelkowtki doesn’t leave. She stays to become Miss Far- ley’s secretary. Harriet Pohlman leaves her athletic abil- ity to Majorie Donahue. Sally Homire leaves her appre- ciation of good music to the entire junior class. James Gilmartin leaves his car to Tim Tanner. Seymour Gruber leaves his camera to the next snap-shot editor of the “Comet.” George Gurr wills his personality to Gerald Taylor. Herbie Jahn leaves his driving ability and his jeep to whoever has the nerve to u e them. Eddie Jung wills his Physics theories to Alan Shepard. Norman Bantchback w'ills his knowledge of Greek to anyone who wants to be.ome a minister. Doris Kershow leaves her sense of humor to Dons Kuhl. Gloria Harms leaves her boyfriends to Ruth Benoit. Richard Maggi leaves his witty person- alty to Richard Hartmann. June Costic leaves her part in the French play to Margie Pelley. Dorothy Kunz leaves her other fellows alone. Eileen Deger doesn’t leave any more books in Walter’s. Richard Kerbs leaves his basketball ability to Leland Baumack. Delores Kerbs leaves one boyfriend for another. Rose Parapiglia leaves her politeness to Alene Hunter. June Holzmacher leaves her long blonde hair to Marie Calendrillo. Peter Heinz leaves his grin to John Susczyinski. Jeanine Hicks leaves her innocent air to Jeannette Jeanson. Bill Hugli leaves his “way” with the teachers to Ja k olpe. Dorothy Schulz leaves her l eady smile to ( arol Bartell. Anne Heurschneider leaves her cute, babyish ways to Carol Baumeister. Ann Linza- lata leaves her dark hair to Gail Kelly. Charles Rosengren leaves his ability to be late to whoever can think up an excuse. Mary Ann Schneider leaves her dark hair to Carol Gronback. Roy Schaaf wills his place in shop to Barney Ruggerio. THIRD. We hereby nominate, constitute, and ap- point, as Executor of this our Last Will and Testament, our principal. Miss Mabel barley, who is to act without bond and without being required to give security. FOURTH. We hereby revoke any and all other or foimer wills and testamentary dispositions by us at any time made. IN WiTNESS WHEREOF, Wre have hereunto sub- scribed our names and set our seal to this will this 2nd day of June, in the year One Thousand Nine Hundred and rifty. The Class of 1950, Hicksville High School. The foregoing instrument was, at the date thereof, subscribed, sealed, published, and declared by the said Class of 1950, Hicksville High School, the testators, as and for their Last Will and Testament in the presence of us, who at their request, in their presence and in the presence of each other, have hereunto subscribed our names as attesting witnesses. Robert Leifels Residing m Hicksville Raymond Rusch Residing in Hicksville Rita Vollmer Residing in Hicksville Raymond Burckley Residing in Hicksville

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