Hickman High School - Cresset Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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H .W-.,':+f Q 'Q ,K1,v,1J: -'1 ',x'2 ' D RESSET Publislzecl by the Sz'-nior Class of Columbia High School CIOZIINIVIJEII, Ali-9SOIU'i mp:-Nr' 0 bfix-Q. 'JZ' ff-7 B, L WRX W f K' Q' Qx 'P Q K ff' . ak 4, 'LN If-1 'L W fu!! xxx? 1 fg J' Xelfrfd V milf E 4 Q? . A 0. QAM ,. V .1-M -1 0i'ff,lT' Y fa,,:4.': '1 ,+s.-Q'v-'qakfjl -2' - 2 ,KQJ '-'lf' - ff F' '-'. -rinf-.'f'. R1-QW .iw fAS-'i4t.ff5-ff ' f'-v 1:-QW- -2 :,x:. Li? '-fo ' X ,fu ' W , u' 1:1 D, fqeffffff .96 Er tif QQ? 'l,a1fn mw 5, F' jf M:Slf 'f 4 f! : gjf,f J.:-LJ' f' ,QQ 5-J' - , f Q 'F llgf' ' gljix-My N 33.73 ij! ly Ll filxigf 'n' bl, :Sn-i:T,n-fl'1y,f. 1,.-N-4.'qv,,-'W Lfg Page 3 Page 4 A-. .f- f A 2, -5' Q Z '- 'yifff-EFI N615 . c- 'J - Q' QL' - Eff Slay, 'L Q f J ,nm V ,lf - --A . ,I-If-3. - 5555275 .- 75.-5' I ,.--3,5-j , , , , 41' szygmx-.5 ' N Q5 FQ -ilyfx-,y,g,V 'f I ,,f WE-T' 'fqii-'V kif Ei ' , ' Q ' 5 .V 1 'Q 1 -., 1 - mv 'ff .E:i'Q ,L 'ff ,A ,. r Suriv, ,y-7 Q qt l Hx ,Q 'Iii 11' KL! .xv H 414 in X xv' 'j 2 V L vi! N fix Qi T' A W7 1, V4 ii ' .,l'.,ff .Ui , Q, ,I f' -nfl .LLZV-549, l,.,E' i , '.-V ,pf Us-kb ff' -- ii --' -ff, ful U . if-1.-a':.'M X mi-in 1 ff 'M h - fr xlib' + W ' A x -. m wx 13 PQREWGRD In this, the sixteenth vol- umc of the C1-cssct, wc, the stuff, have e:u'ncstly tried to compile n book which will recall the happiest nwlnvnts of' thu best and happiest period oi our lives. bf ,mrw-..,fQf, ls. if Ji N '-'Lv .-. f, . M , fx. , ,fm-Aff:-.-' .U 'fl'-39? ,,-'H-'.L'ff4j,,J'-i tax- :Six 'qllflgf 5.-.3 .-ffff iq-4, .QM-1 X'-gf,ff--'L-,ffl-. '.-:,+':,f1- ff i - 17 '- -, . ,L ,Af -,qv , .1-AXI,-i J if ffT1'11e i4 H--'ffl' ,' N44 R . ffi'1ll 5'::1 r i ' ,Y-V 4-ALfi ,HJ f fxw g.H'0y'5 -T . fZT' H19 1. f-.1'L','-'I-H .Si fu W ..f.1f'q- .-Af' fy'-ji .M-,,j.x ff ng . 5,fVifyg Mg-3,5 'lg 'lf' f',: !gf'l'- S Lf A '-----L W- 'Iv lj? 1 'i -I Q, .H Li-N ya mm. r.,:f..r - H, ,,4,,, ,,J..W,1,i' ,- ,Hy M, , il ' ,jU3'-- HJ Fl A, jx.:-,.,j,-ja, .if ..'.5.5,,fQ.'1LQ-5' ' DEDICATIO To the pleaszmt memories of those days which have been spent in this school sincu its erection in 1910- To the sincere friendships which have welded together our high school life- T0 the ideals of education :md sportsmzmship which have been fostered by our school- Wilc, thc Stall' of 1927, wdedicnto this volume of the Crcssct. Page 5 Page 6 G . 1' .X xx NA' J ' l D Q'?f:1,'?' 'ue'-?1?'?E12lQl C0 TENTS I. S CHOOI, 1. Faculty Q. Classes I I. ACTIVITIES l. Honorary Clubs 2. OTgFlIlIZJltIl7I1S 3. Music:,1l 4. Publications III. ATHLETICS 1. Football 2. Basketball 3. Truck IV. STUDENT LIFE 1 . Favorites Q. Features 3. Frivolity ' 'QLQ5- 17r.:f4j1'm:if'fm2.:2.-2 Q1 ' 1 - -.f -' NSN, f. ---- -- mf, - 7 JAG STAFF RIUIIARII VVx'.x'rT, Iidiluz'-in-Clxicf 1515116 B1'u'1'uN, .flmvoriaie Erliior JAMES Smvrn, I?:z.rinvss Mmmgrr I'TAliIl1,Il Rnmclf, Circulation Manager jfwlc '.I'M'l,or:, I,itm'ary Edilar EI,lZ1XI1Ii'l'I! B:xlr,m', .-1ss't Liivrary Exlffln' LUVISIC Rlmmuw, Art Edilfn' 1NI,xlu2Mua'r Ar,MS'rEnT, Ass? Art Edi- tm' Cnvm-1 G1l.x:li1a'1', Alhlctiu Eflilor Vlilm l'ul,1,mM. .'1s.r't flfhlctir Exlilar 'IDI-:s'1'1:R Suuxuz, Snnfvslzot Editor M.xx1rc1a ,-Xmxix, .Alss't .S'uap.vIml Enli- lm' Du1m'r1rx' HllU'I'WliI.L, 7lLX'f7l..Yl XRUTII hICAl.I.l!-QTEK, Typist -0- '.'. '-0- -0' wg- s ' 'W ' A 9 '2 'f ,.L?1egs42g.x ' Page 7 w u Y K '.g.v::f,,av: ' - , ..-Y .Q Inv., 1. , , V ., , A :fi-D ..f ff 7 -! N- . .S av H -I 4 ' . . f 1 , , A 1 5 .151 1 ' ' I' Q 1 , 1 - - . s . 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' b 1. - 5' - 'A '7' . 48 ' 3 'l . Riva' K I x - N . s -J ' - - , W - '-3 34. ' E- ,Q fix . fx- . - is ' - h ,y U I! 1 ' Wi A F 'Tl :ZAW Q., r -V-V 5 Ofv 2 by L if s' J XV 'xx' I Q , N? fx Ev i, i 1 I, I, i 1- E L .+ 55.45, ,A , Y- -.T ,V ' . , 1 - , V ' ' ' ,A V , , , ' 11323 'zC-f!L'u4L' V' ,W ' , A 9, .': X .- ' 9 ' . , ' A , ,, ,. ' ' Q 4- W, - A ' 945' ' -. I ..M'1if-.554 Page Il J Y X XS Tl-LE STEPS lhere oreall kinds oi' steps in this old xvorld of ours, Prom the Steppes of llussia to the Memorial Tower, But the ones I like best are the steps Whichl climb Five days in the xxeek through nine months of time. Theyre not very wide, and theyhe not very long But there Te so many of' them to travel along! lt takes one an hour to go up cargo down When all of the students for classrooms are hound. A boy rushes here,a girl rushes there, And they both hit the jam at the head of the stair. Its no use to try,Pioy, you just can't get throughe To Wait Ear your tum is all you can do. So the bqf awaits his turn as l await mine, And reaches his class just barehf on time. For 61491 long minutes he stays in that room, Then hounds for the stairs, and again meets his doom we like to complain of those steps that ave small, But deep in our hearts We dont mean it at all. The Stairs may be crowded and jammed on these days, Pint their mem'ry we'll keep in our hearts always. -EL 'Ly S- 7' ,it-4 l3.lh. lr. 7.7 l l l SCI-IGQL Page I3 l J' WEEK S? FACULTY 4 Lf ij 'x T' l..-- c 0 74Q T W I OLIVFR u Supelzntemlent 0 Schools L-1 Ur Ohver s adn11n1strat1on l1'1S been marked by steady growth and advancement the R1dgeWay School has been erected a new Benton School IS ne'1r1n C0lI1P1Ct1Ol1 and now, the Dav1d Hxckman Hlgll School IS bemg constructed Page 16 3 ' W2 N V f . of the dolumbia Public Schools. 1411 addition has been made to the .Douglas Schoolg ' . Q , 2 . . ' t ' Sf e c 4 4 ' b .-.. ....- .gk - -1- - Qi 1' 1 1 Y Q -4 0l 6E72l3A1CQ1E?, ,1'E3J:5q5Q'n'5A'lEFU'fl' lb Miss Nflkki' J. llARNra'r'1' A. ll., A. M. Latin, Frcnch Mmss ACILNA Boowxl A. B., li. in Education Sc'rrr'tary tu SHf'l'I'fllll.'lItflJIl-f Miss FRANCES C. Cumi A. B.. B. S. in Emlucntiun, A. M. lfnglislr, Sociulogy Mus. 151.5115 PARK DUNCAN ll. S. in Educniiun, A. M. Home Eruuumics AIRS. PEARL SINCLAIR ALLEN A . B. History Mus. E11,EEN BEASLEY B. S. in Education Ilflnsir, Physical Eflur:at1'0n, Comnlunily Civic.: and 01:- cuflatious MRS. CARoI,m1s C. CRANE B. S. in Education MatlLcumii1:.v Mxss EMMA CRAWFORD Secretary to the Principal Page I7 JU- A wk iv- -Ln .-3. 1-' ' di- , ll Miss Hnnrnx FIPZIQN B B S m Educatxon A LI Latin. M155 HAZFL XNALLIN aroma I-Iorrxvmw' A B A I Hzstory INIISS CHLOI' JORJMN A 'X Commercrul Subject.: Mxss 'XIILE Boovn Kmrrw A B B S nl Edumtxon Dngltsh Page 18 Mn N Crvm FILKIHN Plxwzml El1llLGfl0?l M me Ronnm' x Howrlr B 9 m Fducntlon B A M E nylnslz C IBIIAZXX Il 9 m Tduc'1 on Studx llull librarian ,VIISS NL1111 MAI INIILIIYLNIS 9 an Lduc'1tmr1 Cnmmcs cm! .S ubjca ts MuH1emat1c.s' . ' A, 4' . A. ., . .' ' , , I L ' Mus. Er,1z,x Hxzummsozv .- - .. ..' .5 .ti . ,- 43 1 . f..a a , ,, , ,- L- B.,.' f .' 4 . ,N ,- -. -,, J 3 E9 H -1- .1 -T' Q 'L' lv- Mxss Fnumcxcs Nowxam. A. 13. JlluH1r'rm1t1'rr.r, Latin Miss LlIml.la CJIHVALIER A. B. F rcnch, Mass Summa SWAN A. B., Tl. S. in lfklucatinn Princifvul eE7R1fQQfEe'YE2fSfs+p'5TP MR. E. A. McK,w A. B., B. S. D. .'1.v.vi.vtaut Pwfficipal, Eco- nnuzirs, Sociology M us. BERNICE SCHQWENGIQRDT A. B. Englislzf Mus. H1zr.EN D. WILLIAMS A. B. flmericnu Histary 1 M55 Amen W1I'lx'TE Miss HARRIET XVRIGHT ll. S. in Emlucznlirm B- S. in Education Iiiolnyy: Art, Frcslxmrn Physiology, Biology fnrls Clmms Page I9 1 J 6 my H . A l ...-- -L .. - - - -11- Page 20 15 y 1 N M 1 ,eq L.- P 1 ,,, M L-,fi 'LT-Y- ....... ,g CLASSES Page 21 rpg- WL ,WH l.+- -1. -fwzfif -f --- -V ..-YY- f'--,-.V .-'x.'5f- fx -rj.--A E ' 3 h 15755155 iTyEff:fq1ffgqgn1 W-' Q,,f,,.f-Q,:5lxi.Gg9,Q.gQM -, J,,Q,,w-1 W A N--1, f JACK TAYLOR, President CHARLES TURNER V ice-President BKIARGARET ALMSTED1' Sec1'cta1'1 -Treasurer 1 J J Pagf 22 SENTIMENTAL,-:ls graduation draws near we have ax new feeling for Our Dear Old High., ENTHUSIASTIC,-what would assembly be without our Strawberry shortcake- ? NONPAREIL,-in quality and quantity, the Class of 327. INTROSPECTIVE,-our Torch guides to future worlds unknown. OPULENT,-in love and friendship-the highest good. RADIANT,-may we be an inspiration to the Class of '28. SPIRITED,-may such animation ,carry us through life. :1 x . ok- ,E ,iv v 2 Bl 1 N, 4 w l I U J 'r l J. V z V! . ll lr l lf -rl ,fn v K Q --- -' r 1 ' Y'-W A-'-f' 'P'-' WY ----Y , -7 - +L -do-J, 1' Z 4- - ,, . ,,,Y-,- .,v,? 1 l f 3-.F Flllfh Aluins Glue Club '25, '36, Suulrut Council, Hi-Y His Im! covers an Akzrr. 1-2'rn1:1, JXUFRANC Glu-f: Club, llumu lico- numlcs Tim Slmlva of ilu' hills. f,T'I'0 Aummsc Glue Club '24, '25, Torch Club Va 'Olta' know him lvrt- nw El.lZAll1C'l'I'l llAxl.liv-- Bully 'l'orcl1 Club, Glcc Club. '25, '26, '27, Dclmling Club. Pep Squad, Crcsset Staff Finn lvroallcasliny fmt zlatvs daily. Rosua .AUFRANC Home Economics Her flmftcr is .seldom stv'a1'nc'd. XVILLIAM rxNGICI.LiuBlllH There are no angels on ca rth . M ARGARET Ar.ns'r1anT Girl Reserve, Torch Club, Orchestra, Student Council, Cresset Staff, Latin Club Just so I don't fail in Virgil! FRANK Bulk, JR.- Foamy Torch Club, French Club Pala Dry 4.4W. Page 23 J tg aww C w u 1-:.. --- :gl - 1 u OSCAR BAnNH.xn'1'- Drive Pres. Hi-Y '26, Baseball, C Club Hi-Y11 and lxcmdsome. OPAL Bxznm'- Pal Commercial Club Slzelv tlm type thai types. FRED BRAND- Fritz Basketball Knowledge is power - Cosh, I feel weak. Eumcza Bowran C. R., Latin Club Short be my speech. Page 24' ' W 1 lvllxxlxn A1.r.ltN- Stella Glce Club. Latin Club '24 Pres. G. R.. Crcssel Staff, 'l'. K C. Staff. Home Ecu mimics !u11 n. I? rmvn 's Bonnie. RA v RA LVMGAlLTNER1HBlll'l1,' SL'C.4'llI'CilS. '24 The 1'i0lcut Ray. lbnxmvrn' B0U'l'WELI.'-HD0ty' l-fume ICClll'l0l11lCS. Pep Squad, Cresset Staff If sin' uamrnr hearts trumps, Allfn will furuislr the dia' mnmrl. Rm.1'u Blmrxc Debating Club Clll'1'l.l'5 his .mrfflux tlw'ts in a brief case. 1.1 3 V7.4 .--im ...gf- 01' 65725516 W'ED I9 XIIELZNIA l3n,xNs'1'm'1'rau- l.!r:nuly Conuucrcinl Club Curly I.arks, rulml do you kumu of the 'wm'Id? Ronlaku' BUDDEMEYEll- Buddy Six foot 0' man. FRANCES BRAnr.1cx'- Fran That mm may .smiln and smile nm! -lmvlw on .ruffl- ing. Ilxzxux' CRANE- I'Iy Cunt. Fontlmll '26. C Club 0 Cuf'tal'u, My Cnfvtz1fn. A1.m:R'r BUu.Arm- Red If you miss seeing him, dmft worry-3'ou'll hear I1 im. R Um' BL'l'PDEM EVER- Buddy French Clulv, Debating Cl uh Some r-nlryf' RmzI:R'r Cox- Bob Aw, gfvan.-Ict me sleep. Es'r1:r.Ll2 Bmnzfoun Stmlcnt Council '24, 'ZS. C. R., Debating Club, Torch Club , The idea! girl of our grand- f'nrc'1rts. Page 25 4 l my vm, QA. .-i - .i- 1 Y l 1 Ensm Bum-oN Pres. '25, P. :X G. Staff, Cresset Stalf, Torch Club, G. R. Fearing the Edit0a s zvratlx, we de.n'st. PAUL Cnoucx-I- Burnt Tllerc's a little fairy in our home. LUCY Mlw CLATTERBUCK- Dias Home Economics, G. R. JVIi1'th, with thee I mean to live. CH,xm.na DEA'FLEX'-i'D6,, Glee Club '25, '26 Oil, right, bunk yU1l. Page 26 E9 C?? if 0 i Rom-R'r CUNNINK ll xm Boa Shoal ,Sluclelmi cr .wlc.fma1z RUTH Buvrow bnmur Clcc Club 2: 26 xlddrzurs Hamburger Dept Il lute Houn L1 1 ANOR CASFBOIT H Qcqttcrbolt 2 . Q A -U In QW c c N 1. G. R. So lzmronz, blitlw and ale- - U , I , .-lf -H . , . , ' n .. ,, V I' V' A' I. 4. I . 1. .. , . C. R., Clce Club, Latin Club, Pep Squad A wirkcd Ford herrlcr. '37 J H li- -L --1 'i ' ii'- lL Puuu Dwmon Phnl l' AIARION DUNCAN1uRCdU Dcljmiing Club TZL'illln'lC'i0L'5.u IH.-XRGARE1' COLIQMAN- jo Toad: Mc To Smile. Josuvu IJUNCAN'-HJOCH Football 11L'7'0bllH'l.'A' is his natural bent. Donomn' CoNr.Ex'- l'Jo1 G. R. '25 I'd give my life for a Nichol. Ceiffekfrwi' 91? , ,E5J5,.J.15T? L nf. HAZ Er. CASE Y Debating '26, '27, Home Economics V Sim lore: her SeIf. Jun: Diczcsox- Joe Boyi' Ax funny as hc looks. Fiorm CONLEY G. R. If silence gives consent, we have her lwarty sanction. I,.uvm:x cr: H. DUNLAP- Larry The sororiticxr will get you 'if you d0n't 'watch out! Page 27 .85 SH .11 -1-- l -L -1. s-n ,i- l l Ml? , ,ESQUL 2551? H- -- -- . , L- SARAH Coxmax' G. R. Quite playful-on the 'ivor- ics. RAY FEN TON- Doc For references .ree Charley W'rx'ght. bfARJ'0R1lE DANIliI. l:SlIl1llY,, French Club, '24, '25 Sl1e ll be able to dan: her mon bzmrh ncnrt year. CLYDE GILBERT Track '23, '24, '25, 25, Football '24, '25, '26, C Club 1 -So I made S0 yds. ihrn left tackle. Page 28 xNYAl,l,ACIi Enmoxns- jmck Thinks Cullen is a 'wyn- dvrful Jubjcrl. Slum LIAUD Cmaws ll. R. Rrq1ur.rt.v no roast about lwr mm'-l'z'd14ci1zg. FRANK Gmc lllcc Club Ruclzcfs Cosy cowboy. Torch Club, C. R.. Debat- ing Club. Glce Club, Home Economics, Pup Squad, Latin Club ' Seckcst thou great things fm' thy.rz'lff E7 J H gi- A. - '-' Ji fx, qu JIQNNIE VHA DQWNING 1-J , W ll'l1ilHlll.l. GRIFFIN-' Jiffy jvc Student Council, Cleo Club '25, '25, '27 I lull! lwv'1mi tu, lrnl sim ff-ll fur me mryu'uy. ll'IliI.l2N Ilm,x,li- 1'ClC Latin Cluh ,S'f1m'ch is great, but .rilz'm':: ix grculcr. Julm TIAGAN 'l'1'nck '.25. '26, '27, Font- lnnll, Clec Clulz '25, '26 fl rlvcjl-sm :,'0n'cc. Mwnxa Iiunmxnc Home Economics .-I prolly girl with u mm'- ucllvd curl. RUTH DUICCKER Clfwfffffwf 1111 day wfm. the sun bcalny. Lx'r.r: Cnlrms Latin Club BC-ff !l001I.v come in small fmrkugcg, MARY EATISON C. R., Home Economics Cf!IIlIl1l1ilIIS future' rlesigner. EDWIN Hnxsnmx- Sl1ang Football '25, '26, Basket- ball '26, Track '26, '27 Abba Dabba wn wu. Page 29 JC? i KTPH -4L--- 35- - - H? U LSLSQEETF ESTII. IIAUN-HIESIHEYH Such a :mall nut alocmfl need roasting. ELMA GRAVES Commercial Club, Debating Cl uh I-Iauve the 'Portal' tell me 'zcfllcre to get off. XV1l.1.1Am HUNT- Bill l Pres. Class '24 You 'Betty' lilac.: her. Fnuxcxss Gnooms Home Econuxnics She' lmazvs her slitclzes. Page 30 Z' ,.. ...W 1 Anxam. Fremus- Sl1o1'ly Home Econmnics S:v1'c! and law. Liam H'll,I.lS, jk. Ili-Y, Orchestra Round ulwut face! El,lZ:Xl!li'l'll Funnlis-- Betty French Club, Debating Club, lf-lume Economics To teach is her aim. W Arfrlik jon N- john 'Porch Club He is lmrfert lu Avnowlf udyef' .X l U rv .l.. ,.,, ..:.'- --L M NILQKIPFY In an A llama 1 mm! J J U J11fQltlif1 I NRIN'-I c .x lonrnw I u Y J' -A I,, It l-nj-,ln Hi- fu mmf? lc l'1v1a,vN jun ' .'.' G. R. N. B.---Sl1 ' nu! b - f'l. SAM NENVTON Fnntlmll Thr: IxTr1cvlffn Doll. C557 'HfF3V'?f521'Qg-'4yIf'1T' A CESAQ E,1li, ,.fQ-, U NX D1a1.1.,x I-Ior,z.1s- Twectums Glee Club, Coxnmercial Club. Pep Squad E Plnrilms Ummm Nxausox LI'I'TI.E'hPEfCU IVlmt's in zz name? ADELE 'HULEN- Din1plcs Home Economics Dm's1z't need 1'oa.rting. I llunoxlxa llum' A I XK'1r.r.1AM Lucrcrrz- Albert K.. R., IQCHHUYITICH, Frcnch Club Orchestra This Bruo.1'1'c rluz'.m't Il anId be L1 gvod dancvr bulrlvlc. but for Iwo thingsflzis ferr. Page 31 'Cf' xv H -in ....-- + .. Q, - 67'21fC?L?'ITf'l nSdi,Q3i5El'F K9 xIARY GUNN Rudy R t alms a. Gunn .K ctclm m Ron un JACOBS Rutus He rwulx Napalcaln XI mcus Ixmurx Able Student Councll l'lmxAs hell get tu Hoa ru on hr: looks DFI r m HBA muck R Fully helm Us zu numaux lights Page 39 Rom R1 lAuxsoN Bob oo ull .1 '16 Bas Lt lull 73 76 Glu. lub Am- vuul seuuul maulrns :mars but urs refuxed an .vmlzt lhsknllmll Play balll kxNc.1s Hur Fumy Cummers: 11 Club Iheres n bum llzll near I1s'1'1R Lx LLVLR lfllllf it fed books l l o 4 X L- -if re l , ,, , . -qu -1 I ESQ.: u D F tl: , '2', '.. , kl- - ' , G. . - - , '-V, ' C I t x ff U to 7 .,. V' r I U- .U IVV, ,, 2, , , EVELYN Homz- Evey , -H K Q ,, - l ln ll I ' , ,iff ' F I . .. as ,, n . 1 4 Lu y 11' L . ': ' ' . by. . , .. ' ' 4 E' Z iff ' G. . 1-le l IU on U . ' ,U ' 1' ' T27 6 , H .S -A. -Q' llAl.l'lI I,xvmr:s'l'm: Fl'CllCll Club A hiy mm: will: chilllixlx wuyx. Mmmuan Klzr,r.1:x'- Jerry l'1n, Sitliuy nn, Top nj' Nm ll orld. XVu,r.mm NIAUGIKS- Billy l ccl:'.s lim! Huy. Lmuixn Mmnu-- Sm-ry C. R.. Home Ecmmmics, Glcc Club, French Club, l'r'p Squml. Ilvr lyjfc lV0nd. BLIILURED Joxulm- Malincla Home Economics, Commer- cial Club l.o1:k up my tongue. I-I14xmEu'r MARCH- Mutt Halt!! lNLxnclxRE1' LANHAM Debating Club Where more is meant than mccts the ear. I-lAkc:,u RIUACK- Boots Torch Club, Football, Cres' set Stall, C Club, Or- chestra, Debating Club Nisc Baby, he sell all de Crcxets. Pagz 33 l 'Y 6 ,l ,-,, .-:P -Q' ZNVDI Qf '. - if CEM SJSAEJT K9 1, W 1 W w MARY Mmnunrzn H.xnou,n McM1r,1.EN- Mac Home Economics Mac will do!! Green shc wax, but growing. Enmzan Pom-me Commercial Club Hi-Y X E'rHEl. M15x.l.ow,w- Shorter Life can alway: bank an ,WC an IOM Hdmvnn on him. mr' TIENRY PUVEAR- Red EVELYN MATHIS r Football, C Club W youd be 'mTpri'wd!U Om? nf Ball I.m'k',v own clzilllruf' HUGH RICHARDS-nHugu F1iANCIi!i Ml'rc1mr.1, Hof., Special. Gln-c Club, Basketball I rlzuttnr, chatter as I go. I Page 34 I Q7 L, ...- -+ - ..- H V I 1 7 151111 11. Mo111.11N Cu, Club, 1111 5111114 51111115 :IL a 1l111luy111 RQ111111' S1 Nb1 iTA1l XR OJ slwnlcl yww to fir HIUHL' 1,111,151 IHLCONATIIY Mums, Lcunomzcs How swnct am thy Lllllli' 1 O1,1v111, J11 Dubs Dost I.11ozu thx: zulu J' S Cf??f7f1QF'31.ff-WTi5,1JC, QU 'UT K0 C1 uzrrxcr: REICHMAN RlCk Clee Club Mc111lI s 111011111 pwce R urn Mc AY 1 ISFLR. Rufus Counc1I Cresset btwff Oh 11011 he can look at gon' BIAN S1 HWABD C11GTGCtCll.TtlC5 11nk11ow11, tin: 'way out Annu: MCGRATH Pat Blonde at tin: 'wntmg Page 35 1 I 1 C9 11-all C4 -3 C.. - ' iu 6 1 I 7, . --11 ' n 1- '- Q 1 , ' 11. 11. 1 'll fc' '. 1' ' 1- ' . 1-11 13' ' ' mee Club. G. R., s1u11e111 Hn' 1 'C' 1 fl-I I I w. . ' 1 .- . -ff 11 fi rn ' ......,- ... -i 'l' - -lr' E3 JAMES SM1'ru- Jimmie Student Council, TOI'Cl1 Club, P. Sz G. SIUE, Cres- set Staff, French Club I cm1't live 7UlHlG'llt my 'ucck'. HELEN MCLACI1l.AN Latin Club, Home Eco- nomics She has u. solemn. .maart- ness. BIADISON SllRYOCK- Skyrocketn Track '24, '25, '26, Basket- ball '27' Lang, lean, lanky, Lyzlz. MAUDE MCLLZAN- Jack G. R., Glce Club '27. French Club, Pep Squad How far this mnrllc tlxraws its bzlamsl Page 36 514Si5TF I0 Im nn MLC mm C ru s nulucl x' Exns I .Yffllfllll vfwcznlzst HX E ulznilx rloznmr conszzlcl Hu NIR gl rx IDL 1' llorncx x In '75 '76 77 Punch uh Flzvx call at the Pulka Fmmx Mpluvzu Bmwn I Ill onmu Su xxx lem cz. R. 31I'l'- l l me VM., Hrx' '26, '27, -:Ck -.,. '- . '-, cl. 4 . a. . 1 a. ' . tl1nu!171t il? ' Aw Slurzv, .vlzofl hcruc E9 J H l 1-- 4. -1. !Q'f ,I dl, Gurmxa N xx-2NAn1iu fllumc Iicrmumics Tlu' roast cumuzftlmf dis- ag rrvrl lrvrc. l,xas'r14u Summa- LCS Torch Clulr, CmnmcrCi:xl Club, Ili-Y, Crcssel Stall' Tlml fool-girl COUlI'lC.'L'lUll. lNl.xuJmuE Ol,lx'lik-ullxxmlgyn Daddy .myx 'wc'rv going In hum: ll llulifluyf' M. M. 'lxANDV, JR.-HBf1l.l'kU HAlI1IllI'.l' thc 'zu0rrl. T22 Duuwoon Suocmrr- Sport Orchestra, Clee Club, Latin Clulw, Cheer Lender '27 'A ll urd.v, worzls, ':c'm'z1s. EI.rzAl1E'rH O'BRYAN- Liz Home Economics, G. R. I-lfaiclcts. lmw you gone .vo won? JACK 'l'Ar1,mz Class Pres. '27, Cresset Stuff llqlfll flIL'l'll.02l5, he .vfvarrzs neither friend nor fue. H rxzxcr. PALMER Home Economics, French Clulm. Tlrc lender book :.'cnrlr:r. Page 37 l 'Y tw WH -.1 L-- .ik -' Emu' T1mMPsox- Bo? Look what Tabby l1VllflUL'll in. M ARGARIVI' Plxksoxs Commercial Club, Home Economics. All flu' girls ml! her for dates. CHARLES TURNER- Sol C Club, Basketball, Foot: ball Our Pool-hall Sheik. BIARIE PA'r'1'ox- Recie G. R., Home Econnmics Never has the blues. Page 38 f'??ZE3f.G5E?'E1 no Xunrvm l xx M111 Il me :thu I Llll Llulr Holm lunmnnca A L and Mx bm lmml r' :my ym vault at my fllglff INNI1 I,lTI In French Clulx,C R Home Economics Nllfllllfl 0 cz IUC Cxnsow X w Home xl l l l x ', . H . 5 I-3. R.. ask- zll, ,:t UH, X Y, wi, : ', -H l Eswx. Tnom-sox Il .ll 1 71' 1' llf' l, 5 .i- ll ,1l 1. ,rig if , ,. . .- f.. - F: French Club Cuts ll Egnrcu at ton' IIlL1LL'llIfl.U D I 1' Q57 an .1-.1,- 'L' --- i kkiir- 'Q -if , . C 6E7?fEi'Q2JEQs1lE C lllARCUEllI'l'li 'I'0n'x'12R-''S1uul Cmmucrcinl Club. l-lumf.: Ecmmluics, C. R. 5L'lllf7Ff Fizlclisf' A N clan, Wnmlmcu- O11kvy French Club, lli-Y, Glre Club O, luring my ll'-l'lll,lllL'll Ia mc! xlAIlGli l'u1u.w- M:uigic Glue Club, G. R., Ilumc ,licnnmnics Hll ,IL'7'L !I' you Uv! tlzvsc ryan? I'lAlUJI.l7 Wu.r.mMsoN-- Doc Class Pres. '26, Prcs. lli-Y, l'. 8: G. Stuff, Commercial Club Nnlmrly worrics 'bout mc. Pu u.u- Vxmts- I'lmi1 French Club, Latin Club, Basketball An empty :fcxsel makes the greatest sound. Vuuzmm Pxzvon- links Debating' Squad, G. R. Thy rapt .soul .fitting in thine eyes. HUM 1'1-:may XVIUTE- Hun1p Latin Club, Basketball The Student Prince? 1 ul VERA PUI.LIARi- VlV3!' 4-4 Basketball, Glec Club, Torch Club, G. R., P. S: G. Staff. Cresset Staff JIT-N Page 30 I . li I: , J ' 1 -' ,1-- 1- - 13. .. ..I' -13 I - x -iw -- l 1 Y' Y Y Y Y W NNDINF 1RINiRIl Red Commercml Club Home Econonucs The lzazrs of our heads are munbernd tho rubbed the numbers off? M KRJORIE SPARh5 Smrky Home Economxcs French Chxb G R B'1skctb1ll '77 Does :hs oenllx 7 lvdllljllfv Naughty hu-nrmwr STUTM H kitty Glec Club Home ECOHOW xc C R Uf under elm she s learn mg to cook 7 Lum-u ov I'UnNrR Lllllh' ee Club 25 26 G R Pep Squwd Them an' fHI1lL'S that make us fluffy Page 40 'YJQFG EQ, yi Ef, T ,lb mlxfx Uccrrr I5 R K kc Club lm slstcr dum! mylv! Mumun Sum Red Cunnncx c1'1I c s um mm lm S1 rm ' X nu lN!X lnnmrsnx L mzcx Hmm. Icmmnucs O U Iwlfl In flnzmxr Fl nw I URINI R Shorty' K R Home Ecnnunncs Tqf Squwd Nd Ing rnnufllr to vmden .vtuml hm mast Sn -J. -Q' . , H . U N . A Q A 42 -' '. , 'I' Q.. A S :.L - T'- ll. ., I 1 '27 ff - . U V 4 ...,... . v,, -f, . H . J 57 , , .S H . . n .. 1 - . , . ., -. '-. .4 .' 1, f . ' ' Q. g , Af' I ', .D H ,,ll'Z!. 'I u Q 1 - -' 11 ,H 11 1 M . . , .- l6':' .'Y ' s, 1. . . 5 ' 1: v 71,8 ' - H f I In - .,. ' I ,-n - H . V .- Y: u v 1 . - Gl ' . ' , 27, 1. .. ' -. . K ,,. 8 . ., rf , ' , .' ' W A, ,, H . . -- ..- .. Q..- EYIARY Ru'r11wE'.l. Orclucstm Must nnrxicnl, mas! furl- anrlmIy. CnMu,m' XVRIGIIT-uClllCkU For 1'rfm'L'ncvs ask Ray Fenton. LUUISIQ RmGw1n'- 5kvcziclcs Crcsset Stuff, 1'. X C. Stall. C- Ice Cl uh 7'l1umb.r dawn I Rxcnmm Wv,vr'r- Dick Student Council '26, '27. Elliiur l'. X C., Eflltnr ' Crussct, 'I'o1'cl1 Club lx hr 0l1uI'.r nr .vunmlmrly El,v1'z-sf I9 P wx. XVINDSQR I asl' is to be e alone. IQUTII Rxnculxy- Rufus .lorch Club Iatin Club If N014 dont IiI'e her its Lhnclmm' SIDNEY Rooms- I Commercial Club G, R, Clec Club. Hmzre ' loathcd Melan. rlmly. BIILDRED '1UcKEx- Millie Iep Sqmcl G. R. 1 All , I t 1, , H U M . 4 I 1 . W J your lzzwr. . HS d., 3 l f H , U 1 it Y! D 1 So nice, so fair, So sweet, .go rare. Page 41 3 6 ..1...-- -L 1 un- -Q.. 651' Jf YW-JEf '4 6 -, ,Eii-QS.-ELT I0 ' X-'1v1AN VAUGHN- V. V. Home Economics, Pep Squad Peroxide is to her an nn l.'1w'zwr. vvgcluble. CI!ARI.O'1'TE XVran:nAcn- Charley G. R., French Club Her smile goes zz long way. LA XXANGE Wlzscorr Home Economics, G. R. Sew.: and cooks, Beam'-110 books. x7ANGI1i XVHITNVORTH It makes one .vzvcct to deal with sweets. Page 42 ms Srr nx Hume. Ecououucs hu nuldwz t lu.e 11 ' X ,nu Xl Il XNXJ1 rr now mg, Club L nm Clulr G LC Club llzme IJ naught tau hard fm flue Ill XVIII Fl su Lucv Cfll1llllLl'ClEll Club French Club, Bmkdlnll Bc vaur uzwr buss Rumi NVIIIIITL l l n 4 'lf 5 L. ' W II-' ' . ' YL li A sf ca 1 .aW:. . G. R., Torch Club, Dchznt- ' f ' Y 1 ' I 1. Luci ' ms- 'lmch Club, L. R., Lalm Club A star 'wus my r1c's1're. 1' 2:7 ... - --53 mlsrf- S- -1- -11 '19 M A ra Y W 1 SWALL I'm'irty is H113 spite ny' :'Uv -l1crc'.v mm vrlrilfiy. PAUL IIICIMY Clve Club Call me Pauline for .vlwrt. PAux.rNr2 Armms- Polly Shari and sweet. Lum XNIIBOIX T uc ljhliltlllg 'lemm Bvskctlnll 76 7 Gcmfmllx .rpcalmg and Mx RTI II Jonvsou FI'LIlCl'l Club, lntmg Club That .se erzry of eulzglxtcn men! JAMES BEWICK Glee Club '23, '24, Debat- ing Club '23, '24 A Bcwick who dri:'e.v a Ford. O: xr Boucnuz Home Economxcs Club Dont Wale Mr Up Ict Mc Dvcam ANN G1I.LEYl.EN- Ann Girl Scout Secretary '25, Latin Club l26, G. R. A dark ernrlmntrL'ss. Page 42 I 1 tg K7 4 -.......- .,.5.5 - 1 H 1 ., - 4, ,WH4 H -z ' f ' 1 . G. R., , , ,, . . .. , .. .f - , , ,- ,,-V she generally is. ' . ' - 1 1 G. R., De . ,, . M .I . E H :A ' f 4 . H . ' f v f . , , . , V U LAWRENCE GLENN The Country Gentleman. GENE GLENN The loam wolf. A. LEONARD Guukxa Our Tiny Tim. RUTH KEENE- Sunny Home Economics Club One Keene gi-rl! Ixus DNUCILLA LYTH- C11es Glee Club '25, Latin Club I 127' Page 44 ELMER S. Mmm Pride of thc Ozarks. Nonwoon D. luCCONATlIY'- uLzlrkie You 'zumLIdn't? Norwood I I ' S'rewAN'r NlCLACHl.AN-- Luke Football '26, Basketball '2 One of Ours. YVILLIAM Mn,l.ER-- Bill Pres. af the Tarrly Club. LLOYD Ronmvrs- Easy .M u.s's0lini II. XVADE Rom-1w12LL I cu11.'t nm-'zvew' that, but I 'wus juxt going to ask- IRVVIN SLAT1-2- Dutch Peter Pan. FRANCES TIEIIAN- Fanny I-lmue Economics Club, Latin Club, Commercial Club Sunny, smiling Senior. Rrsnxccm Wmcnm-- Becky Clvec Club, Torch Club, Student Committee, Girl Reserve Wrigllt? Of :nurse slue'.r all riglztl lVlAllI.DW WRILII-IT H'c's Okell all right. 4 P ma wx 24 W'e cr.m't af Ford to roast l . -.-.. -L 'R -1 mg- n 7- f ,f1-f i 3' - f-wf-,., .. '.-..R,,,, Y., ' - Y, ..-- if,--fl! ,y1T'll!'-tl' xl ,'.jf...'.N, -' ' ,. ,A Y. Y ,,,. af, ., K -..C',,,..,, . , MW- ,:H'L.'. f1f:f49,15Q5?e.:ilg3s3ie+:f.g.z.M -I alsiq-- Mm.,,.., F ERN CI-IORLTON, Pre.s-ident IVILL I.. NELSON, Vice-President ROBERT PEARMAN, Secretary-Treasurev -IUNIOR CLASS, the class ofV'28, the first to have the honor of graduating from David Hickman High School. UNIVERSITY after high school. May m.ore C. H. S. graduates enter its -halls with each succeeding year. NEXVSPAPER-there is but one, the Purple and Gold. This we bequeath to the juniors of next year. INDUSTRY, by the exercise of which the Junior Class has reached its present excellency. OPPORTUNITY, which knocks but once. Next year is our big chance to do even greater things. - RELIABILITY, thc quality without which we can attain nothing, :md with which we can realize great purposes. STANDARDS which our class will have the privilege of setting high and establishing worthy school traditions. Page I 1 A TI Yxif ix If Q M A L f - , g. .- .... -.W-..-..1.:...M. -.-- .1+h,,:.,.::Li:-,td.,...m.,,.,,, J. A- ,.?,m,,,,,q.,,l - K J fx.,-,, '-wi f - -f': I .f L f - ul cgfzv. 5409 - -' - -Q EZzQgQQ,,ECQ,,3Q e IQ 5 ACTON ALEXANDER ARMISTEAD ANDREWS w BRAUTIGAN BYERS l 1 BRASELTON BRADFIELD OI LI BURFORD Buss Page 46 1 I Q7 ' f J? H f lx- 1.19- T LL..- CIIIIRLTON Cmsws Cox COTTLE CHRISTIAN Coccms CALVIN BROWN AN I FY IN -J CORNIELISON ESTES Pflgf 47 C7 E7 1 Y l -1- -L - -1 L i F L -are , 7 Giv23fneV21nm, E5f5,,,,4Q ETTF Cnmsv COTTON HACKETHORN DENNIS Hom' Pn we 48 - Co N LEY Haxsuzn DMI. Hnrz LER DoDsoN fb 1.1 4 I YI? J V H i--1.- -L -1 ' P' ' -ir- i D r-Q f Puxmxr-s HALL HAMu.1'oN PoxNTs REID HOKE PIILL REED K-5 u ' x...l Rom HULEN Puge 49 4 l w L, -:g. 1 -.25 - 1- -i' '- Tj lb Page 50 DUECKER JOHNSON EDWARDS KYLE ECKLEY DUN 1: KING ESFEZ: JONES jomzs vu l-.-..' .-L - 'Ll' -'-1F CR xvrb C our UFISON H mnxx 01 EXE?-SZKJ1 WTF o MCCUI LOUGH HAGAN OLIVER Page 51 4 I E9 Q7 .-l. --Q -.L - 'H' Al' . 2 - fp: K , llv J : 1' l ,. MCBAINE GILLIAM I I f. , NL, , , r A' X FEI lows Page 52 REYNOLDS MAHAN ' STEGNER MCCLAIN TOHNSON SWEARINGEV MCCASKYN 'I'URNER ?Y'WfCVf3f?3'iiI'P WINDSOR MCLA cum N E27 ' E2 ii- Qi 1. 11 ' '-' -if McPuEuso N XVYA'1'r VENAul.,E W N1cHor,soN Rxcn Ol iSi'5AE3T? 'lbw i LITTLE N WVILLI mis NORVELL PEELER r L Wm X 4 LJ PARKS Page 53 4 I , A-ya -if-.-- .a. .-1. -i '- efi7335fCC3 lb -L 9 ?.A.fk,fLsQ5'Q,'-on: Powlzu. REICHMANN PROCTOR STEVK ART Page 54 TIP'I'0N STREETER Srsw wr STLGNLR N N Srocxsa Sromss 4 F 1 no wp H gi..-- -L .--1. milf 'll- on' C?Zfs2Cfr3 ,,JEJJ55AJ15T? N SIMON SAP? A VVooDs 'FIIOMAS VVILSON Souns WRIGHT W'onns 4..J Wnmzsmns Tnourr Page 55 J E9 ' Q7 H .1-1 ,,.- -L -I -... f'?2f2?4E::'Ren ,YEPJSSRJ1 EST? EMERSON ALLEN ROBERT ARCHIBALD STANLEY BACKUS SALVATORE BALSAMO ROBERT BENSON KATHLEEN BERRIE NORRIS BETZ HENRY CAIN RICHARD CASSIDY MILDRED CQXSSIDY EDITH CREED EDGAR DRANE DRXLLAS DUNN GUY DUNN GENEVA FARMER DENIZA FRAZIER THELMA FREEMAN HARRY FORBIS HIARDIN FRAZIER NELLIE HAOAN HERNDON HALE Page 56 FRANCES HENRY GLENN HOLTON ,TOE HOOK HQELEN HOPPER LUCILLE HUFF HELEN JACOBS FRANCES JACOBS FERN JONES WM. KETCIIUM HAROLD KI.lNE NIIARVIN LLOYD FRANK LUCKEY RUTH MEYER BEATRICE MCBAINE MILDRED MCCLAIN TEMPLE MORGETT JOHN MOssMAN SEIBEL MYERS W. J. PALMER ROBERT PEARMAN AUSTIN POWELL BROOXIE POWELL SARAH POWELL VIRGINIA PRICHARD MABLE RICE MARGARET ROBERTSON YVILBUR ROBINSON JOHN ROGERS ROBERT ROULLETT MARTHA SMITH EDWARD STEPHENSON HARRIET SWARTZ MAROUERITE TIPTON RUBY VEMER WILLIAM WALDEN WALLACE WALTER RAY WARREN SADIE WEBB CHRYSTAL WESTCOTT EUGENE NVILHITE FRANK WOOD WILFRED WOODS FOWLER YOUNG J..J E9 E7 H i-.11- -L - A! Q 1 ' ,ig Wg5,,1ATj,e2V-,A,f,i ?2f1f,l,+:' 'T , A 1 1 I Trl., J! F. A. Kuivrz, Rep. JALIE PEARMAN, Pres. IRMA RICALLISTER, Sec. Treaas. SAGACIOUSNESS is an outstanding trait of our classg service is our motto. OBEDIENCE is not a task but a joy, therefore, obedient we are at all times. PRETTY are the girls of our class- persistent workers too. LIARD work is another joyg hardship makes us laugh! 0 BOY! we have some classg our duty is a calling. MORE important than playg mindful are we of our teachers, OUR friends all along the lineg originality stands out in all of our work. RESOLVING to do better is our slogan, resigning never to defeat! EARNEST we are in all our undertakingsg ergo, make way for the Sophomore Class! Page 57 .Q .. -, V - ,,---f-'- - A.,--1. -. -.1 Y as Jr-?:,-i:,--v-,-7.4 :A V - ,fl ,f F- -7,-f sn-,.,,.. .1-2 A .51 r w i i N X '. ! .1-.., in or K v w V ,. M ,,. '? in H! Page 58 LLOYD, RIMMER, HUTCH Issox, PHILIPS, OI.LIs, E. H JOHNSTO N SCHSIEDER, RAMsEY, C. GRIFFIN. WILSON, First Row: COLEMAN, J. MERIDETH, FARRIS, FROST, XVOOD- CRANE, HIBBAIID, HOPPER, Gklccs, COOPER, HALE, BURNETI, B.-ILLEW, L. POFF, RIQWELL, ALLEN, ATKINSON, BA hird Rafzu HENDRICK, S5 5 JE gl. 5 it I? S H3 5 E UJ LH. 41 P : E I M. 4 ld E4 O zf 'E 5 II 8 4 M. ki 23 I3 A. E3 I U E 2. L4 :Z Ll-l Z F. 52 Oo 29 '-e is C1124 ru Cl-1-. oz 52 55 4 gm .Ph Szgfi F45 ,, , road D'2 25 df - EDM I-DHS E015 ww. -55 5-n- DME Sag :ug-. -IM-Z S: 2 S 33 T Eknucx, TARR. LAT1' ER, PACE, N. C PALM Ns S0 RCII, MCCONMHY, MA SHRYOCK, ROTIIWL LI., As, UC Rs, L DE CHIL PEARMAN, MITCI-IELL, PIMIHER, ENGLISH, KYLE, HINSHAW, Fourth Rauf: SHOEMAMR, NICHOLS, HICKMAX. .ILDII IN, B DENI-I.-IM, URY, Hsxkx' SB ER, A AG WALDEN, YE AY, R KIDWELL, HEISLEII, CCOWN L.M A. MCCOWN, O. CLATrERDUCK, JEIQKINS, EDWARDS, AR, IT Rafw: GU Fifth HIZLLER, GILBERT. OP, BLASER, BIIAII . P' E O rr I-1 F. O '53 L I3 pq. 41 B E D6 gt. Ci-1 E-' 52 -1 U 3 Z Z2 I CS' I- Ll-1 E 62 C9 '1 V3 I3 Q. E EE E 5 .J 5' Hz me .UQ 'WE U 'n Z- 23 hz 22. ffl. ,LI-I Z.. m is Q.: QE Q-42 ofa. 'HS Us z EE U41 .O Ly ,ia 52,5 Ou-I .SJ 0:3 z i2 PE P' 3- Zz UD 3112 fi Q. Q OSLEY. ERmE'1'H, J. CAs0N, M AIG, F kosT, J.-xclc M CR SAPPINGTON, Rs, Too Is, INGOLD, IN OOM DEN, L RY RENU5, JACKSON, D AMSEY, L. PALMER, ofw R R .vt Fir STEv1NsoN, PEELER. N Es, BA R N ETT, DWORTH, MCGHEE, HAY 00 VV ODD, XV. PALMER, Sammi Rww: H. JONES, J. C.,xsoN, Coolc, BUSTER, BOQTH, COFFMAN, T 4, H MMEN, DESCOMBES, VV. MCCA W1LsoN, FELLows, M, S'rEwAu'r JOHN, Third Rofw: N. CIATTERBUCK, P. ALEXANDER, B. ALEXANDER, PAYNE, OWENS, JoHNsoN, O. D1c1cERsoN, THURSTON. McKAY, 'I'RABEn, BEWKCK, JoHNsoN , GEE, MAXWELL, D. HNsoN, Pnocfron, Rmowfxv, HICKMAN Io N, P. LA cMx Mo, Proc, M LS A A un S1-Ikvocxc, B 0'l R F ourlh A LTER. YV E E TI , N IcKERsoN, G, R.D BUG ARTHUR, KLEINE, E1 IT GHT, Cxoss WH FEEN, Wm RA HOLT, D RocKE'r'r, OLIVER, C UGLAS, OWEN, D0 'rK1Ns, PYLE, A ENVA RT. Z' vw ST N Top Rofw: Page 60 '--'. 'pf KE, f ' . ' Qing 'L UgfN-ft5Jf4wiQff A-X V- 's.f.2-gf , .w3,jU.li3'3, if L! DOROTHY BROWN, President ANDREW BASS, Vice-President ' HOWARD PYLE, Secretary-Treasurer FEARIJESS, frank, friendly fellows RATED rather rough and ready EAGER, earnest, energetic, SKILLFUL, social, staunch, and steady. HALE and hearty, husky, lmndrsome MANLY, merry men, xnaturing ENTERTAINING ever, emulating NATURFXS nobles, ncw noteworthy. Page n 1 A --M -A--:L f ----:'f --f' -f - , f.-.-f--f - --f ,V MT-.-. V-,.-,.,,,,,LA I , l P11 r..,,,,n,. A.- ,. ,W W , Wahl, , I A . ij C5 ii gg 235 in Q3 .JT 25 . gg rm U 5 z 5,2 dm' rn Fin.. acne E ui ZA GO , 1- hc EO -n 'fi 553 U2 Q fi On: 2 A 52 J' ci' -1. Lu - ' dill: n. P Q Qi, Q., rf , . Ov Q ggi' F-40 : A ,Z . M. D' 5 S nf- J' E- '-r mm 3 2 .2 5' -r '- P-rr-Ll A ' 5-1 Q N0 55 ff' QE 4 N . 5- .P 93 4 255 , Ei 6 3 FU,- L-I III OE gf . 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VT -V. 1fEVf.Yim f' 1 7 -f' ,aww I X F?fr1EscE.59flam ,,..,e..,1,aa,.......n ,r rl I-IONORARY CLUBS Page 65 xx 'tx X -fkxs WW 1 u 4 V1 if M' il - '-a f--A ,- .rikx President ---- .... RICI-IARII XV-YATT Vice-President ...... .... R . YV BIAXWVELI Sec.-1reya.s'u1'e1' --- .... ......,.. - - ..... VIRGINIA ESTICS Each of the roll call rooms is represented in the Student Gouncil. The purpose of the council is to plomote better citizenship among the student body A bunch that is stern :md cool Supposed to advise and to rule. lhev never are snobs' Their jobs come in gobs Regulating the rules of the school. I... v rv 4 1 - rw Page 66 Top Rofw: KIRTLEY, KETCHUM, WYAYI, Cox, GRIFFIN, Doucms. Second Rofw: THOMPSON, OLIVER, MAXWELL, SAPPINGTON, ALMs'rI5n'I'. Third Row: Envvxmns, PIENNINGER, Es'rEs, MCALIIISTER, VVRIGHT. 1 P E4 YZ7 H .-...-- -1- .. ' ' Ai- STUDENT COUNCIL 01 lE33IpQWAT I9 TORCH CLUB Puhmlent .......... --- JAMES SMITH 114 I rcxulzn ........ ELIZABETH BAILEY Hcmbcrs of thie ll1tl0ll Il high school honorary society :ire selected according thc prmuplcs of citucnslnp Sl.llO1'll'SllIl'l, leadership, :md service. A club fm thc bhrcwd and the wise lVhoSe Qtfxnclmfr must rival the skies- A iuv bs will do With -Tn NI plus or two, But tlmv nu cr got bx with TS. Top Raw Sumzr, JOHN, AUFRANC, Wxfiwr. Srrond Rofw Rmxcn, VVRIGHT, Bimmokn, DowNINc, BURTON, SMITH. Third Rofw WIIHITE, BAIIEY, Rmcwfw, VVELIION, AliMSTED'F. Page 67 4 I C: gf.- Gyn. I ----Q-,------------.--- Viv-1 f t .... ......... - --- Seca-Trcr1.s'i11'frr ............... ..... .... ll I ARGARET ALMSTEDT I H ' ' '. : ' z ' . I V ' I. xv . ,. .rl tw l 5 I I I L V I. U D E .V 7. ' 1 V' . 1 . -. . . V I I Q7 H 1--.-- ,. , C CLUB President -- ..... ............. ...... - - -- C1-mimics TURNER Vzlce-Presirlewzt ......................... - CLYDE GILIZERT Sec.-Treasurer .......................... C1-1RIs'1-Y TURNER The club's purpose is to further real sportsmanship and fair play. lt is composed of boys who win their letter in some sport. A boy once wanted rx letter To wear and show oH' on his swentcrg 'Twas hard as could be But he did get his C And now the young Kcwpie feels better. Page 68 Top Raw: HANSMAN, PEARMAN, CRANE. Serond Rofw: ALLEN, CHARLES TURNER, YOUNG, RIBACK. Third Rofw: Cx-1R1s1Y TURNER, JACKSON, PUYEAR, POVVELL. 4 I E9 'cy H J l. -... .I K.. ,, 'f 'i' -1- V... ----- Y ' Lvglu -ity' 1 - fi f- 1 , Q. f : f'NX'1Ti if-,?ff K , ,,.----ii-J- LF if j. i f-5 LJ x..1 MUSICAL -- V - ' ... Ln? . -'- N X W E9 573?PfQ3f3fsU 5Q5E5'J:9 I0 GIRLS GLEE CLUB P1'C'S1f1C'11i -----..-......... ..-........ L INDALOU TURNER S3C7'Ctf17'y ---.---...-.-.---... .... ...... I I YERN CHORLTON T1'6HS1H'e1' - .............-..... ..-.. - ---- RUTH BICALI4IS'FFIll A personal enj oyment and El feeling of szItiSf:1ction :md l'Cf'll'lCll1Cl'lt comes tht-.rugll good music. Chorus, qu'1Itets, and solos too- Alwnmys somethinfr for us to do. W'e stand the test And smile our best VVe like it fine, and so would you. . Ki. ..- ' .1 x X, 1 - 1 I 1 I D -I I v Top Rofw: M-AGRUDER, MCCASKY, SUGGETF, PowEI.L, STIIWART, F. lVlITCHELI,, EDVVARDS, C MITCI-IELL. Sfcond Rafw: GILBERT, RIECHMANN, DDWNING, PURDY, MCLEAN, BUCKLER, RIMMDR, GRINSTEAD, BLIISER. Third Row: CASEBOLT, JOHNSTON, RAMSEY, CRANE, LUCAS, HIDDARD, BR.xDIfIEI.D, SCHNEIDER, THOMAS. Batlom Row: DUECKER, VVRIGHT, TURNER, NICALLISTER, PULLIAM, BAILEY, MDRGAN, CHORLTON, MCBRIDE. Page 70 V5 l. ....- -L - ' Ji- 572'5 QQ5,QE1T 0 LOXS GLEE CIUB 'mszdcnt JOHN Hmm: I ue I nszrlmt Durmoou SUGK EPT lllu struc fm PClfCLtlOll ln perform mac not on1V m competltne meets, but uclx dn 5 p1 lu ce XVe prflctlce nlght 'md dmv, 'llxeu hwr Olll tewcller S215 'Ilus tone lb Hit' Llsten to thfxt 1 ou ought to sound tlm W xy 1 ' I 1 1 PY I Ml '- 3' ' K 7 7 ..--:- -, 3 ,' ,v v ' v A ' I U.. I .....-...-..-- ..-.- - -- .-.-........ ' A : L - m,.,,.' , V--n--------'u----------H , ' Q , Ser.-Treas. ................................ PAUL HIGDAY ' -, ,, . . . A , . 7 D . ,l in ,, ..y, :','. .1 wi. . ' 1 V 1, I ' 1. rm 1 . A ,: IK Y ' I-V H , W . A V-, w 1 ll Y I Top Row: Locfw, VVALTER, Gus, MossMAN. Second Rofw: TODD, VVYMT, ROGERS, GRIFFIN, BALSAMO. ,, Third Rnfw: Cox, SUGGETT, JACKSON, HAG.AN. 2 N W W. ! Page 71 K I L Q? mv L, '- -2 1'- -H - - -1 ' f' ' Ji- '- it SC P GIRLS' QUARTET f TURNER, McALl.xs'rER, MORGAN, B,u1,EY Page 72 BOYS' QUARTET SUGGE'1'r, GRIFFIN, JACKSON, HAGAN. ' I I ww ,i Q, sri' F I ORCHESTRA Under the direction of Mr. I . R. Antoine, the orchestra has progressed rapidly and is willing to help in presenting progrzuns. Hem' the cymbals crash and their pound And the saxnphone moans like a. hound. In quite dire distress In fact I'll confess It is fl most terrible sound. V I tl ,, , L.1 lop Rofw: VS RIGHT, PROP. ANTOINE, DICKERSON. Second Rofw: SUGGETT, Lucius, AI.MSTEDT, SELVIDGE, Moolui, Hn.LIs. Third Rofw: H. HILLIS, Ro'r1-IWELL, GILBERT, HENNINGER, MCALLXSTER, Sonlzs, PRICHARD. Page 73 1 l, Q9 f S2721 J , 7 Ai- - 5 776 -tr... -'i .5 A? -3-.N J5rs'-ESL TF HISTORY OF THE GLEE CLUBS Five years ago two glee clubs were organized as outside activities after school hours. VVe elected ofhcers and met twice a week. VVe sang two-part music and gave one program for assembly during the year. Tl1e next year we did much the same work except that we had more members and tried three and four-part music. WVc presented two programs for assembly that year and we entered the boys' club in the state contest but won nothing. The next year we met as a class, forty minutes for each of the clubs. A girls' quartet and a boys' quartet were organized. Wie gave an operctta, Bulbul, and a much larger number of boys and girls took glee club that year. VVe entered the state contest and won the following: girls' quartet, fourth placcg girls' glee club, third, boys' glee club, third. ' Last year we had thirty girls in their glee club and twenty-four boys in their glee club. We organized a boys' quartet, girls' quartet, mixed quartet, mixed chorus, and boys' and girls' voice classes. We gave a concert in Jesse Hall and an hours' concert over radio. In the High School Concert and Contest, the following girls were winners: Margaret Robertson, firstg Ruth McAllister, secondg Lindalou Turner, thirdg Adele Halen, fourth. The boys: Weston Bohn, first, Lowell Ballenger, secondg Merrill Griffin, third, Paul Higday, fourth. In the state contest we placed the following: girls' quartet, firstg boys' glee club second, mixed quartet, iirstg mixed chorus, secondg voice, Ruth McAllister, thirdg VVeston Bohn, fourth. The total of points was sixteen and we placed second in the meet. This year we have forty girls and twenty boys taking glee club. Wk: have all of the various organizations and intend to enter every contest in the state meet and win the cup if possible. VVlc had eleven girl soloists and nine boy soloists this year, and the following won places in the concert and contest April 6: girls, Ruth Mc- Allister, first, Vera Pulliam, second, Lindalou Turner, thirdg Fern Charlton, fourthg WA' boys, VVallace VValter, first, Paul Higday, secondg Durwood Suggett, thirdg VVal- H' lace VVyatt, fourth. U The clubs and organizations are now better than ever before and we are work- l-1 ing hard to win first place this year. We will broadcast later in the spring. Each year the glee clubs celebrate the years' work with a big party before the state con' tests. --Contributed. Page 74 l 1:2 'H 1.7. -'- 1.-5' - -- , , -1- '- ff' 13 ORGANIZATIONS I 4 Y.- .lb l i l X 1 L X X GIRL RESERVES President ......... .... 3 IAXINE ALLEN Vice-President ...... -- l4'1cnN CIIORLTON Secretary ..... .... ...,.. l ' lLSlE ISURTON Trerzswev' -- --- - ...... ........ B IAn'1-in G1L1.rAM gtriving to develop the girl spiritually mcntxlly, 'md socially All true Girl Reserves find thc best And it s known that they st md u ery test. Thq face life squarely, And pliy the frfxuie flllly, For of 105 ,zlty they 'irc posmssed. Page 76 Bottom Row VVELDON ALLEN CHORLTON ALVISTFDT n , I 1 ' 1 U Y, , I 1 : A rm 7 K 7 : D, : ' 'I L 5 ' ' . Top Rafw: GILLIAM, McAx.1,IsTER, BURTON. 2 ' J, , , . ', . I 6 '1 ' 27' H .Q e I i.. -..- '-A. .- ' !Z ' J--l 'fFt I HI-Y CLUB First Semester Second Semester I'IAROLD W'1r,LmMsoN .... President ..... - HARNER SELVIDGE HARNER SEI.vmGE ........ Vice-Pre.s'. .......... JOHN CREASY .IorIN Cumsv - .-----. Sec-.-Treaszwm' --- ..... LESTER SUI-imc To create, to maintain. :md to extend the high standards of Christian character throughout the school :ind the community, is the purpose of this organization. Here ure lads that are honest and true YVho :ire clean in ull that they do. They'1-e morally straight, And don't hesitate To help other fellows pull through. V Top Rofw: Sm-vxNc'roN, Hsrzmzn, Cmmsv. Hallam Row: Wu.1.1AMsoN, Lucius, VVRIGHT, SUHRE, SELVIDGE. Page 77 w P- vu 1... ...- ...- .L - ' -iv- COMMERCIAL CLUB P1'tfsir1'e1z.t ...... ,. ..................... LUCILLE NVu1'r1csmEs Vice-President -- ..... ...................... E LMA Grmvws Sec.-11'ef1s1u'6r .- ............... .......... - - LESTER SUIIIIE Students tdking commercial subjects gvet together on' activity days and enjoy Clickityl, clickity, click, 'We work as hard as 21 brick. Big tasks don't harass usg No club can surpass us Clickity, clickity, click! Y interesting programs. Page 75 Top Row: Polmzn, BxANsTm'rER, Rica, NICHOLSON, Ac'roN. Second Rofw: TRIMBLE, GRAVES, MORRIS, BARNEW, Cl.A'rrERnUcK. Third Row: E. Gxmvns, WYATT, JORDAN, SUHRE, XVI-IITESIDES. 4 P J'-Tj my -1- La- -H - 1 'f r- ' 1'- N L C'EZ7f72fQ5fl'PR2,Ef-SEAN I0 IIONIL' ECOZN OMICS CLUB Sgctmn I Sectxon II I'IALI n NI' bmw P165Ll167If T on1:N1:: llIINOR XIARTORII' SPARKS P219 I veszdcnt QUAN xu KYLE Thus you tho club IS dluclcd mto GCQUOIIS 'lCC0I'd1l1f7' to 1JCI'10dS The pro grmns nrc of interest to both foods :md clothing classes 'lllerc' :rc gglrls who C111 cook and sew, vvltll thc tormu vou ll nex Lr need douffh 'lllcv lc-fxru to mend socks, And lil 1kL blscults lllxe rocks I'l1LsL ue tl1L Home LC girls vou know L- Q-. , . - . Avlw Oz- -s Q , A 1 , , T x . 3 . 'W ' , 4 ': I --- ----- ' V , , -------- J 4 I g', . I .... uf,-J' ' ' .. ...... A:- v a FERN TURNER -- ..... Sec.-T1'easu1'er -- LOUISE MCCONA1-1-IY '- L,-.3 - I E 'K' 'v' I ' L . ' L ' D - '. ' . - ' ' .: ' 'z ' 1 .. l 1 v ' f x r V U -T l .. V - ' i v 1 4 l L -1 ' . Taj: Rofw: SAP:-, VAUGHAN, JEPSON, VVESTCOTT, Prrrs, PURDY, MAGRUUER, SPARKS, FROST, GRooMs. Second Row: NIENAEER, AUFR:XNC, H. MCLACHLAN, MITCHELL, KEENE, BOUTWELL, HUNT, FORBES, PUGH. Third Rofw: E. MCLACHLAN, VV1swALL, FERRIS, KYLE, MANOR, TURNER, O'BRYAN, PALMER. Bolfom Rofw: EM1soN, DML, CASEY, CLATTERBUCK, MRS. DUNCAN, ALLEN, CASSIDY, YVILSON, AnK1NsoN. Page 79 I 5 E9 vu l-..-.. Q. ...i 1 v-:rl i. To ,E ' ,2'l?iE5,Sl'i?lJD .. DEBA TING CLUB President ........................ .......... H Azm. CASEY Vice'-P1'esifle11t -- ..... - ......... - ....... .... - -- PAUL Cox SeC1'rftf11'y ..... .- ............... .... ....... I- I ALLENE SAP? encourage interest in public speaking and to prepare :1 team to represent C. H. S. in interscliolustic debates I Argument is their delight, VVith words as weapons they fight. They'1'c good at rebuttal, And never in ax muclclle, AS they know how to think out right. l, Page 80 Top Rofw: Co'rroN, MCBAINE, NELSON, Cox, BAILEY, BUDDEMEYER. Second Rofw: LANHAM, FORBES, MEYER, GILLIAM, CQNLEY, PRYOR. Third Rofw: WVILSON, SAPP, CASEY, BALLEW, COGGINS, Brmlx. .J Aw -1,-H -: J1- K...- J It WL W- ,- A ik., x LATIN CLUB I'rv.vi1Ic'r1t .............................. JEANNE HIBBARD I'icc-Prvsirlclzt .......................... LAWRENCE Moons S1'z'1'etm 1f .................... -. ............... Jon CAsoN Trv11s11rf'r .............................. BARTON CoGG1Ns This n1'g:miz:1tion gives the student il cliffcrcllt view from that of the class room. enables liiin to use Latin in games, conundrums, and puzzles. The Laitin Club, inclcecl, is fung Tllc rivals side by side do run, VVith mental alertness And cleft cxpertness To win the matches, to solve thc pun. IL! Top Rofw: Gu.uiaR'r, 'rl-IOMPSON, DICKSON, GRINSTEAD, GUITAR, THOMAS, DUECKER. S1-mm! Rofw: JOHNSTON, RAMSEY, Hiovmsiz, VVILSON, HAYNES, RAY, CHILDERS. Third Rww: CRANE, Coccms, Hinmim, BAizNm'r, CAsoN, LUCAS. Page 81 I ff ln 1, i., , frm T? , ,VESLSLT FRENCH CLUB l P1'6Sifl611'i ....--..........-......... ........ 1 THANK Bum Vive-Presiflifvli ........... ................. B IABEL C0'P1'ON Sec--Treasurer - -...-......... ........... D OROTI-IY lEDNVARDS This club always has a good meeting during activity lmur and their French comedy was an excellent feature. The language of France pnrley-1'0u.s-? Your answer, is it 111119-118-t0Ilt? ,Then dodge the French Club- For in that comes the rub: You canlt understand them beaucoup. , ,, , X Y l w l I A N 1 M' l w l 'R R - l.J Top Rafw: IQYLE, MCALLXSTER, MCCAMMON, SMITH, V1I.Es, MCNRXTT, B11-IR. Second Row: JENKINS, BUDDFMEYER, HENRY, COTTON, CREED, MEYER, YEAGER, SPARKS, BALLEW. Third Rofw: FORBES, SCHNEIDER, Pu1L1.1Ps, G. KYLE, HALL, BR.-xnruzm, BRUVVN, I'lUNT. Barium Rofw: NIILLER, VVEINBACH, EDWVARDS, Miss C1-IEVALIER, Miss BARRETT, BUC1c1,.ER, RIMMER, MORRIS. Page 32 fxl ' I E4 mv J L ff ,H 1 .l ...-- V -1- ..- ll 'il' 71- fvw i.1Ym1Qrf ., , 1 - wx!! XX PUBLICATIONS Pg 83 4 I Avg -ii 1-- I 7 E. V 'w Nl M , V K 1 .N w u .,.,11 ,.,, 1 1 A N 1. K M. r xi ' i ,. xx fix. Page 84 E' i , ff- H -- --1-.j?1L43 'J . ,N I . Yi ,l I 4 I Z W , LQ J v H . 1 X li N X r r N D Ii 1 ia 5 W R xl , I4 l ,l x W 1 l ,I I ll V F l i I I ' ' 1 W X ' 3 A I I lj Y ' E! i 6 W I W N It if A , Q W w .y Q. ' 1 , V J m fu' 1' WN W: Fixing W v L4 l V 144 I Page ,iff , J 1-7' Eff rn ,, -- Ti'-:L JL ,,,-.-f-9 ' ,, -'I-flfQQf,:-L- m' LN? E ,.,,.,..f. ---an- iff N , U, ,3, ,....-Ji1g:,4,1f-wmv bjhlx.-.6i-i'i:-'VU I I -:L mf-Jig' -lf' Y f , -4- L 2:' J . -J -' ,. -A---' .,,,: Y-V -----'-A- , gglguilt. ,L , in-1-f Advmser' , N Mc5AgNE ' - ,Edikori PUR PLE AND GOLD STAFF Page 86 1 ' WYATT M'PHERgd?,!j,, AH1lQFiCEd'il'or ATHLETICS Aw ,ISL 6:71, ff' I N 'fi'--lflplx X '1If13,4if,1,,:1 :J --i 1 f w FOOTBALL S' Y! 'w in 1 ? '! 1 'N W1 LJ 1 D '29 ,Ei Vw Y, ...- -Q. -gar- x 1 , w 5' J J YE K I x 5 X w F iw Q 5 l I E 1 1' N It , K Q L I , 5 Y , ' li ,lx J, W 5-rf LJ 5 1 V 'I l! N JAN Page 90 ky ' cf J , 5-zrgsff R Q - - -4 -1 - .i-z-:1q-wTf:-w-+- he yr:-A--3 f- . -1 V -ww-T -3-Lf ef ,A-Y--ng-,fm -. ...rf . .,---.-L-AJ-.--------,,:Nf ' XFTJQA H 1 f 5.5: .J -,T-,Rx . ,-,- f.f - . ' ff: 73'F7' -Y, Q f--x,i4wA-:. Ji A , LLM -YW L,-2-:V g,33ivMl- . , ,- F I .ah T Vx , .,. ..,: n Q l ooooo , I, E o W o o io M ' A 5 f ,e A! 'a 1 o Y 4 AS! ' ,Q i N G o F 3 LW V, f H 4 ,H-Ji, BARNEY BEAM, Coach ' HENRY CRANE, Captain fx ' 554 THE SE.-1SON'S GAMES 'Q Lf Kewpies -- .... 17 ........ D. Sz D. .... .... 0 Kewples -- --- 0 ........ Marshall .... ---- 6 ' Kewpies -- ---Qi ........ M. M. A. -- ---- 0 Kewpies -- ----lfl1 ........ Jeff. City ---. ----12 Kewpies '--- .... 341 ........ Moberly .... ----13 Kewpies --.. -4--1-L--- .... McMillan --- ---- 7 Kewpics --- .... 14 ........ Sedalia ..... ---- 0 Kcwpics ..... .... , --- 3-- - .... Kirksville ........ ---- 0 - '- W Total for C. H. S. -- ---120 Total for opponents ----38 ' Page 91 Wx ,U Q- +A ,wlk 'i M.- -Y 7, , -L T- : H i , i i 2-.gzp -gf-1 E W W? STORY Or THE CHAMPIONS By J. T. Emerging champions of two conferences through a season of many difficulties was the record of the 1926 Kcwpic football team. The Kcwpies won their Own conference title, the Central Missouri Athletic Association, with six conference games, and then defeated Kirksville, champions of Northeast Missouri. Handi- capped by constant injuries and hit hard by graduation, the Kewpies at no time dur- ing the season were entitled to a prospective outlook for the championship. Be- ginning with the first game of the year and occurring in nearly all others, players were injured and kept out of thc playing. Captain Henry Crane was injured in the first game on the first play. I-Ie received a bad shoulder injury and was unable to return to the field until the last of' the season and played in only two games. Bob Jackson sprained an ankle in the same game and could not play until the middle of the season. Red Puyear did not take part in the first two games because of' a carbunclc on his arm. He played in the M. M. A. game, but a week later against Jcii' City he sustained a broken leg and was out for the rest of the season. Sol Turner missed the Sedalia and Kirksville games on account of a carbuncle on his arm. Austin Powell was taken from the Sedalia game with an ankle injury and could not play in the Kirksville game. ' There were a number of minor injuries which kept players out of parts Oi' games. The new coach, Barney Ream, assisted by Snyder VWightman and 'Wynne Cas- teel, composed an efficient coaching staff. Coach Ream took a squad that had lost several good players by graduation and around thc veterans Christy Turner and Clyde Gilbert formed a winning team that turned in a good record despite a stifi' schedule. The season opened on tl1e home field with a 17-0 victory for the Kewpies over the Deaf and Dumb school of Fulton, Sept. 25. In the first half Gilbcrt's field goal was the only score, but the Kewpies opened up in the third quarter when a twenty-yard run by Hansman and a penalty against the Dummies enabled Gilbert to score a touchdown and kick goal. In the last quarter, Gilbert scored seven more points when Allen intcrceptedva pass, then Hansman passed to Clyde for the counter. Although the Dummies had some good ofensive plays, the ball stayed in their ter- ritory much of the time. A week later, Oct. 1, a strong Marshall team came to Columbia and triumphed over the Kewpies 6-0 after a hard-fought battle. The score came in the first quar- ter when a Kewpie pass was intercepted by a Marshall player who ran sixty yards 'Y 1.4 Page 92 - ' !E7 -, 1,,- -L .. Q... -' H- ' ' ' Q77fe-CfEI59, ,QEEJSJE-,T o Shilling the season mzth a Lelrl oal ufuzzmi the Dummzes' fox the touehdown It w is the second time in Sex en xwrs tl1 it the local te in h'1d been deiextcd on the home field It w'1s this dvfeit that caused the Ixewpies to scltlc dovsn to rv. il work in piepirmfr for the title Defeat in av sersc 'is well 'is uetoiy lV1tl1 the dope 1g'unst them, tllc Kewpies went to BILXICO, Oct 8 and sur pri'-ed the Mexico M1lit.iu ACddC1115 bs defwting them UL O Sol Turner scored in the second qlmrter on '1 Short pass from Gilbut, is ho added the ewtrfx point Sol r'1n 20 yircls fill the niurlxer In the third ql1'1ltCl, Gilbert scored :1 field goal, and thc ntl 1 points Phe Ixewpies outplfnved the Colonels throughout the game and were new-r Ill 80110115 dingu' A memor lblc gum, th it mefmt '1 big uctoix to the IXLWVPILS but cost them defu' ly wifi the lcflcrqon City battle on then held, October 22 fiom which Columb1'1 retulned uctois, 11 12 Red Puvcfu, liird hghtmo tackle, wis cfxrried fiom the field m the fust qu.1rtc,1 with 1 broken leg, md C-iptnn Crme, back for the 161St time Qince the opening game, was fllso txken from the gxme Wltll l11s shoulder ID JlllCd lg'lll'l This wfis 1 sevuc blow to the Kewpics and possibly demomhved the Allen frnms' on an end nm in the Mmshall game Page 93 'L - 3- 0 , ev.. '-f 3: I - e r ' . 4 'H . . . , . E ' ' 1 ' . L ' , '2 1 : ' -'L . ',:'D' ' . V. si ' 1 1 v' 1 H 1 ' A ,I 1 1 ' , ' ,i ' lx f , ' l - 'l. 2 lr' . . ' 1 . , . 1 y My J 1' ' A N, - I 1. 7 l l ' x a ' . I . 1 ' ' i I in the Inst period, Hzmsnmn and Gilbert each scored touchdowns, the latter adding 1 Lf -: ' ' ' ,i J 'J ' ,. 1 , 1 v I ' A. .' I. : , , ' z 2 1 1 : 5 . ' ' 'O' ' ' 'J' C - :.. ' . . I' f . - ' ' , ' . '. . 1 V' . .3 , 4- L Q ,. . . I . I , ' ' L . - i I ' . ' ' ' ' ' ' .. - 1 2 . 1' z ' ' .' - ' ' J . L .5 z ' z , ' ' ' - F 'V ' -A 'Q L 'A' 7 1 l. I ' ' S , I . , b . 1 - ' , I ' ' , 4 I E9 ' J A H -11 19- nk A ' 'J' 1- N1 7 , ,.. - e f - gs , ViTii'?wTQ Q Cfef-.1 . gsjdslegibs IU 1 - V' ' 7 l I. V. ill' i , 1 F A ' 1 J ' 1 ' r N ' .lie 1. The Kewpies on the offensive at ZVI. M. Al. team for a while, but soon it tended to put more tight into them. Jeff' City scored first, right after Red's accident, then Columbia took the ball on the kick-oil' and by a series of line plunges carried the ball almost the entire length of the field for a touchdown by Shang Hansman, who had not started thc game but was called in to stop the drive of the Jays. Gilbert kicked goal, giving the Kewpies a one point lead at the end of the halt' as Jett' City had failed to make their extra point. The second half was a real fight. Jett' City again scored first on long end runs, and again failed to kick goal. Columbia took the ball late in the fourth quarter and a sensa- tional aerial attack carriecl the ball seventy yards for the touchdown that won the game, but Gilbert added the extra point for good measure. This game will long be remembered by thc players and by those on the sidelines. After a rousing assembly and a big send-oft, the Kewpics went to Moberly Oct. 29 and tamed the Lions 311-13. Gilbert's two goals from placement cvencd the count against M0berly's touchdown in the 'first half, but in the last half the Kew- pies easily gained on passes, and touchdowns were made by each of the backfield men, Hansman, Allen, Gilbert, and Turner, all goals being kicked by Gilbert. Moberly's second counter came on a forward pass in the last minute of the game, kicking goal to make their total 13. - - ,---.-...-.-.., .-.- L .. Y I .. an ml' . The last quarter at Jeff City was played in the dark Page 94 iff W .- ...- -r' i - 'Q 1'- ' ' 1. ' . n 1 V 1' 1 ' ' ' 4 I . ' 1 l 'U 1 1. 1. 1 1 1 1, 1 1. 1 . 1 N 1 . . . '1 x ' 1' F. 'I r . .1 ' :J ' . 1 1 1 . 1 1 I 7 ' I ' ' 4, . 1 . . . 1 . . 1 .' 'z . z 1 V . I x 1 ' . . I JJ I 1 . U 1 . 1 1 1 1 i . - .,' 1 1 '1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 .1 ' 1' ' l I 1 A I u ll M K. D' 1. ' '- ' if : 11- A: . 1 1 . . ' 1 1 . ' ' 'i' 9 I ' .. - P . 'I ' 2 '- - A ' ' . vi ' ' ' ' z . 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A hftv vxrd run nettcd Mc'NI1ll1n tht hrst touchdown 1n the first quarter, and the score was txed when lme plungcs bv Glllbert fmd Hfmsman enabled the Kewpie full- lvlck to make 1 touchdown md kick goal Hunsman scored ln the second quarter, Gllbert fmddmg thc extl x pomt The 11st half was closelv fought, nelther team be- 1I1U' 'able to Qcorc although Columbrx g'uned qulte frcclv McM1l1an put up fl good fight, losing 7 ll Scdxlu czunc to Columbia Nov 12 ezgcr to xepeflt then' uctones of former xcfus but wclc upsct bs 1 11 0 dcfc xt G1lbert made Ill the points Columbia re- can cd thc Incl oil and mxrchcd down the held For 1 touchdown and thc extra point. I'hen on thc ncxt kick off' thc ISCVSPILS repelted tllfill' march, Gllbert adding seven more points Austm Powell, xuth 1 spl uned ankle ww '19 lCl'l10VCd and replaced by DP'1llL In the lint h llf qedqll 1 put the bull on the lxewple one vard lme twice, but cwch time lacked thc punch to SCOIL This was Columblx s first uctorv over Sedalia in four yclrs nf'- ,411 'Hx Jar' W ' FW' The dust zes as me score on McMillan Page 95 K7 I ,ell .-L --.... e C 'JZEJGVQTFJSETET in A touclzdonwn 01 Columbia an the Sedalm frame O11 Cautliorn field, Nov. 19, two well-matched teams got together and played an entirely different brand of football. Kirksville attempted to score only on long end runs and passes, while the Kcwpies were more conservative and held to line smashing tactics and cross-bucks. Bai-ricl-zman, the Kirksville flasli, will be re menibered here for his lonv end runs, but he will remember that he was well covered in the lust half and lost more ground than he gained. Columbia frained consistently on line plays but weakened as the goal posts came into view. In the second quar ter, Gilbert kicked a perfect field goal from the 20-yard line, giving the Kewpies a well deserved victory. This Warne was played on a snowv and icv field but was undoubtedly the Hnest game of the season, both teams displaying classy football It was a grand climax to a splendid season on the gridiron for the Kewpies Letters were awarded to these players: Emerson Allen, co-captain-elect, Fow ler Young, Bob Jackson, Bill Ketchum, Austin Powell, Harold Riback 'all new letter men, Captain Henry Crane, Christy Turner, co-captain-elect, Bob Pearman, Shang Hansman, Sol Turner, Sal Balsanio, Clyde Gilbert, all two and three-year letter men. All Gilberts eld oal wins rom Ixirksville Page Q6 4 l E9 j g mf, f., .4. I .cy D r: .' an , . . 1 5 i I I i l A 3 tx, yr Ls., -il , . , If T l 7..- ... 2 -f RA CKE TY-YA CK! RA CKE TY-YA CK! VVe'll say tl1ey'rc the Four Hoarsemen. Now of course Ream and VVightm:1n may seem more like silent hoarscmen during :i football gmne, but they have already done their part of the yelling in shouting instructions to the players in daily prac- tice. But Mr. McKay can't keep quiet on the sidelines and he just will yell at every play and help keep up the old fight. But the fellow who puts so much pep in those on the sidelines is none other than Ukelele Sport Suggett, mfmipulator of the megaphone and maker of many mugs during his antics before the cheerers. In- deed, the Smith Brothers owe much of their success to this quartet of hoarse voices. Page 98 L Ql,..:ifg. WL 'LJ iF if.i'g-M 'R,, ' 'ZTQ' ff 1 Ar iris-f 10f?'Vi'0'fFJfcEM'fff''35-f-Gif 1ff if fn' Wf .ii f- - T! I QffQgf,:gK,'-if 115'51l f-ni' 11,1Q.?1-1 Ji WI wif , 1 .. 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Page 100 if-5 jl f I 'P M L ix F- .. 5,-4' Y ax, N-.n,L.JY,,g.,g, W .A4.l.Y,,L 2 ,A:., ,fxj-4-, i. f R fj x,1, ' v 4 , If ge- .-,-S. .A 3 .Q N A.'fEfH1T I0 BASKETBALL F P g 4 I ,ffl T-a'i- U R., Top Rofw: MCBAINE, CoAcH BUCHNER, Es'rEs. Scrond Rofw: M. SHRYOCK, W1LL1AMs, BRAND, McL,xcH1.AN, VV. S1-nwocx, WAx.nax. Third Rofw: JACKSON, W1-ima, CAPT. TURNER, Vn.ns, KETCHUM. So far as victories are concerned, the Kewpics had a disastrous season in has- ketball, winning only three of sixteen games. A team made up entirely of first year men, their inexperience proved their greatest hindrance. But it made one feel good to see how hard these fellows fought even though defeat inet them so steadily. It would he interesting to watch this some team play after one or two more years' ex- perience together. l INDIVIDUAL RECORDS G-'mnes Field Goals Free Throws Fouls Total Points l 'Y Captain Turner .......... 16 11 13 33 35 Ketchum ................ 1 6 23 18 30 Gi LJ VVhite ................... 13 22 3 13 47 Jackson ............. --- 15 21 9 26 51 McLachlan .............. 1 6 2 8 16 1 2 Williams ............ - - - 1 2 6 9 7 21 McBai11e ...... ........ 8 2 1 2 5 Walden ................. 5 2 0 1 4 Brand .................. 7 1 1 2 3 Total of team ........ 1 6 90 62 1270 2-'LQ Page 102 3 H -. -- -a. - ..- i' 3- ffm' ' '-kT': l '4 L? - T :'A,-. ': -'-'Ai ---. .-- . ...- - -9 4-1 V- '-w w -, M- , - rj-fi -in -f B-flwrw:-1 -? Gxlfl- f N puff? Y ':4j f' --,- fi: '77 'X f' --- LSE- -WW-Q G2iQ:9fQ513WQ35-H5215-5 vb Q-ALL---.--, --- 4 kg5.L,,Y -6, --2--- Z n:.,,-., -- .T -- ...1-W-ani f W W W i W W W W W W W W W W - W V' W LOIINIC G. BUCII-INICIT, Coach C1-1n1s'rY TURNER, Captain. W W RESULTS OF THE SEASON'S GAMES WW W Kcwpics --- ............ 17 .... .... B oonville ...... ..... - - 18 Wf'Jgx, Kcwpies --.- - 5-- ---Montgomery -... -- -- S- Kewpies --- -.-- 44--- ---Mexico M. M. A. --- --- 19' ,W Kcwpics --- --- 12--- ---Fayette ...-....-- ------------ 43 3. WW 'W 1' Kewpics --- --- 10--- ---Moberly -------- ------------- 26 W W1 Kcwpics --- --- 30--- ---Mexico -.---- -------- --- 25 Lil-.W Kcwpics --- --- 20,---- ---Mexico M. M. A. --- --- 32 W W Kewpies --- --- 18--- ---Montgomery ----------- --- 10 W W Kcwpies --- --- 20--- ---Fayette --.- -- --------- --- '30 W W Kcwpics --- --- 17 .--- ---JeH'erson City -- --- 25 W' Kcwpics --- --- 20 .-.- ---Boonville --- --- 34 W Kewpic-s --- --- 15-- ---Moberly --- --- 32 W Kcwpics --- --- 20 -------- Mexico ..--- -- --- 17 W W Kewpies --- --- 12 ..--.--- Troy -------.-- -- --- 17 W , Kcwpics --.. --- 12 ---- ---Jefferson City -- --- 13 W Kcwpics ......------ .-.- 1 O ..-. ---D. Sz D. ....- - --- 18 W --- .-4 W Total for C, H. S. --- ---- 2412 Total for opponents -- -----367 W W W A Page 102 N. 9 'x 'W W W W W 1 W W W W W W W W Hr W WW WW- W W W W W - ff 1 K. QL. Lg, nilplpgji -L 15,31-:img- I ,,4uQL,.,L Ak,,, k - ,KX Rf, Page 104 f 1-zxylvw ,U X J. M.. . -, .,.-v.,:: ,, :YH-Q,,.-...-,.-,.-.-..,....2.....S.-1--,..,,.......g.i..,-...,. -,n..-...l I J f ix v ' 1 5 E A T' 1 U 1 1 1 4 lx r in , I' 1 1 N N Ik 4. H W W w I, K w 1 ,i P, X -. v , X, J 'LF I W ,J LL.: ' H 1, 5 r i n ,xi 'X 'ffl fi , --V ,WI 7 - ! rf.. Y -1.AxN 4f...,.f fig, , I , ,- .. ,...T.,,.,..v - 'x.. , X s , Y Y .,tm.A:::.-,,, -H--A -f .j,f'xX'v.X T Nl nf 5 SE-T xo TRACK 1 I Q7 i-L-- -n. -L - ' B. '- A A- ,A-,W-Y ,, zT,.ff:,,T,,,.q,.,,,,Q 5-Y' lb ,,i.C.,........'5 . - ...-g nvki1fa:1Q-gm -rr. --xgx Page 106 K 1: X S 1 w I V 1 ,! u F 1 I ,1- V ,A .j 74 Ri K Y V n L- uz., , i Y eT r JL f-H -'-' 'Q- ,fr :W-A'-H K--A --f --alarm-1 --1-L 'e1'1x f ee no 1 -rife - - We 4 Qfifefff ' glvfffxz f-- LAL- .,,,n,-....e -. -11-.fa -lg eaeag LQiE3S,Q:Qt2filV ,Leeim,,.M.Lt f ft ,r5g.?..:-:sUsy,nl is 1 we fl wry jf Y X We U I! lx l i 'x J 3 ll il l v l il J 4 il v x it I 1 1 Y l lr 41 Il XY Q N U' i li BARNEY REAM, Coach CLYDE GILBERT, Captain One in a humorous mood might say that the Kewpie track team this spring is under water, soaked out, and all wetf, At this time the team has set a record for being rained out of track meets, four dates having been cancelled because of rain. Only one dual meet has been held, and that was at Fulton where J. Pluvius interfered throughout the contest. The boys are training earnestly at Rothwell gymnasium and the team this year is undoubtedly the most formidable the Kcwpies have produced in several sea- sons. At Fulton the team walked away with the events with a score of 69 to KM. Capt. Gilbert was high point man with 16W points, and Ketchum was second with half a point less. Judging from this meet and from daily workouts, it seems that Gilbert, Marr, Hagan, Ketchum, 'SVlilliams, and Edmonds are sure place-winners in any high school contest. XVith only one meet to our credit, it is diflicult to say much about the track team now, but we predict that Coach Ream's squad will continue the pace set at Fulton and will place in several events in the state meet here in May. Page 107 Q 1 J, , .F lx . , , X f A I! n 1 v l N, Q W L 1 ,r 11 in ww W 'x L 1, V +R 5 H U f +1 W A y. L A Nj ? Page 108 'K N. 1 - ' L' f 'fG,9f6? 9553 Y v k:tL.1Jg'LJX., ,Q ij' U 3, -.. w- .-.- Y x xx 1' , :cj :R.,,.,,...i..u...-, Y :!Y,.,.Y:.r.w-,.-.f 1:3 - g,,.-a,f,.-.....,f-A-i-C, ji x -- . 4-Wfff. :few -- --- - 1 ,ggi :.Y STUDENT LIFE 'Eiff FAVORITES ' A 2.1-- I 0 QZJYBEQ ,S 555117 xo Page II2 THE CUP OF VERSATILITY The Queen of lVisdom sat enthroned In l1er kingdom by the sea, Dealing talents to all who came Before l1er majesty. To some she gave the power to sing, To others oratory 5 And all the good this queen had done VVould make a lengthy story. But the Queen was sad and all her courtg For the great cup, now their joy, Hfad not been claimed for one whole year By a versatile girl and boy. There it stood all shining gold, Beautiful to seeg Well worth the price of winning it Such a prize would be. At last a message came to them In their kingdom by the sea- The cup was won and fairly so, CThe court did shout with gleej, For Maxine Allen was the girl, Jack Taylor was the boyg And as the court did praise the two, Their high school echoed joy. -E. B. '27. 4 l 5 Y fjltjlt gf, 4 QQ' .3 ji: - ' Y' -- f U...-... l 4. .. BBE Ai'T W' - 'X THE CUP OF POPULLARITY Then spoke the Queen to all her court, Therc's one more to be claimed ff By those who treasure many friends. Come, let these two be named. Choose well. the ones who laugh with friends, Or help in sympathy. When you have found these mortals two- Pray, bring them forth to me. They soon were found and brought to court And welcomed by the Queen- The merry-making gay and free I would thot you had seen. The girl was Ruth McAllister, Sport Suggett was the boy, And with the court their own high school Once more did echo joy. -M. A. '27 Y id 1.4 Page II3 , my H l---Q -L --1 , 1' fi -i' 4 Page 114 LIAXINE AI,LICN Jlosf I'er.s-afilc Girl w 1 X N I 4 4 4 X J .TACK 'ITAYLOR Most Fersrztile Boy Page 115 w n V w '4 I w ' v WN , H .: 'Y V Y x -'Q fif- .22f?iw1e3,ff+u 11?-f,' '1+'1-vfif fs says? If-f91.15r-f. 111 1 xi x, - ' X, 1 , I i 1 , N '1 ' 5 Q 6 3 w, w E. X h H i N I! Ng I f Q X 1 M f s. ' ' Q I 5 EJ 1 A wi l 1' 1 55 w ' J lg ,. E J g l v H l Ii N ,N li 4 1 ' l 1 ? S if N '. rx 4 1 5 'W W' il I I Cl 1 if 1 wr iii , - J, W ' 4 ! 1' X RUTI'I B'ICALLISTER It H Most Popular Girl 'Q if QI , ln,-N Page 116 f ' 3.4 h..Q. ,, ,-j K ....,....., ,Q-.,.,:::i..1-f pam -Y-,-14,----:xv m,nl,NAm Q2 fiwi-ffziiaf ,-Q..-..f.,v. Vv. Y 1 w-,.,.----.-.-Y- .. A .M . , . ,-V' 'H eww , ,- f--. J..-: i. I. N , i l Dunwoou SUGG1c'r'r Blast Popular Boy Page 117 Page 118 If i 'xo FEATURES Ig II9 tj 1 ,um -ig' H J MAY QUEE l X , 1 , I i w N r rl ix ik R. T T141 w w I 1 1 . 4,,.' l ELSIE BURTON I ,' Miss Burton is one of the most popular and versatile girls l in school. She is :1 member of the Torch Club, Girl Reserves, 5 X Cresset Staff, and Debating Club. i I N V , - ' Page 120 R xi ii X i,' l 1. , 7 ' ' J- Y ,,, , in .. ., , , t ll 1-go. llze Senza: Tlznnlsffzzznfr Dance at Harris SUL 15.lEPb OUI' IN ASOCIEI I As Rexciled by Hcr Di ug NX cdncsdu NOXLIIIIJCI Q1 1976 De xr Diflry: Its '1 little late1 than usual but whxt mn von cxpcct when I go to such '1 lovely dmee? The Senior Class is rc xllx stcppmg out this yen' so we Ind our Prom -it Harris. Lots of fun-good bunch hxelv orchcstrl ind zlonff lbout the middle of the ew ening we llfid some unexpcctcd specixltv numbcrs Clmrleston 'md so forth-and -1 Hush liffllt picture for the C1LSSCt I l1l1c dlnccs. tl1 xt ue lnformll-of course nearly every one w'1s dressed in es cmng govs ns but thc pcp w'1s therc iust the sfxuie. I-Ifirris is '1 dfxndy place to hwc dances bccfxusc won don t bfnc to serve any refreshments. I went down stuns with thue Clll'lLlCllt gentlcmcn lNow wis that nice1--md I have never lmd 'un use for gtlldfllggelbl Off' course thc es eninfr would not have been complete if we hidn t gone for 1 short ridc so 1 bunch of us hopped in the car and rode 'around town for 1 wlnlc and stopped 'xt Tick s Shack It re'1lly w-is the best dance I ie been to smcc thc lxst onc Christmis neck I lstcn, Drux, this is the wildest rush I ve ever seen so if I ncglcct vou, don t ful hurt Im on the 5,0 all thc time-tems, dances bridge pirties, ctc No time foi Wl'ltlYl0' now nuf sed. 1 I rid n, J mu uw 91 1907 I 1 11' I h nd such a nice time tonight-nothinfr mar- Xclous but very mcc NIC md thc boy friend went to the C Club dance iit Mc- Alllster s fiom 9 to 12 It wxs slick 'rs frlfxss on the pfwement ind our cab turned .mound md wlmckcd into the curb so I h id plenty of thrills. Page 121 l lv ' . v , I' ' 9 ' i 3 1 tw C Aw 'v wir' 1 r J w v f 111 11 1 1 Z 1 1'1 1- 1 r +I -1 1 ,, L ' 1 ' 1 1v, - , 1. . 1 1 1 1 . 1 1- .1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ll ' J! v I 11 1 1:1 . 1 1 . 1 . 1 1 1 1. 1 1 .-' f N - 'J :-: : D 1 - V ' 1 1 1- 1 '1 - -1. . . . ' 1f 9 C! 1' '11 1 '-.1 1 11- 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 1 1 7 I . 1 1 1 1 1 1 W1 . vi ' P ' l x 'v x , . ' . 1. 1 1 1 1 . ., 1 1 . 1 , 1 1 1 1 1 , 1, .1 . 1 , . 1 1'1 '1 1 ' ' 1 1 1 I I 1 1 I ' 1 1 1 1 Z r ' 1 ' ' 1- ' . 1 l 5 . , . . . b 1 . 1 1 , 1 .1 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 I I ' I 1 -, ' ,Y 4 1l 1 V l. ll 1 . K Ll. K w. 'lj 1 I M , 1. . '. 1 1 11 ' ' .1 '- ' 11 , 1. 1. ' . 1 1. f 1 ' 1 1 l 1 1 11 11 X .1 1 1.1 l r I ' , 1 . 1 . . 1 1 .3 1. 1 1 ' zz 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 . I :- 1. 1 1 I N , 1. . 11. . , D V . 1, 1 . 11 w 1 1 -1 1. A K 1 D I ' ' 1 L 1 ' - 1 . 1 1 , 11 D1 1 1 4 1 I I nwl I ' 1 1 1 1 -1 E9 1- .11-, -L 1 ' - ' -unr- ff The Se'nior.s All-High School Dance at Mc.4lliste1 s Friday, February fl. Have just returned from the Crcsset dance at Harrisf There was not such a big crowd there because the dance was gotten up on short notice but We had plenty of room to dance and toward the last everybody was getting more pep. I'm so tired and sleepy I can't write any more tonight, so nighty-night little diary. Thursday, February 10, 1927. How can one expect to make good grades when going out so consistently? I had a scrumptious time tonight at Mrs. Beasley's party. Just the M. M. Club girls and two guests were there. VVe had several contests- guessing advertisements-tunes and verses-et cetcra. W'e sat on the floor and ate Chop Sueyg I ate mine with chop sticks, or at least I attempted to. YVednesday, February 28, 1927. Sweet: Today has been thoroughly nice so I must write it in red ink. Although I have had many wonderful days this year I could not grant them all this honor. This afternoon I went to the concert of the Kahsas City Little Symphony where a thousand school children sang with the orchestra. It was great! And tonight I was able to hear them again. Their num- bers were very good and I enj oyed it immensely. Page 122 lil.- -L. T 1 - .unr- Friday, March ll. Dear Diary: The dance tonight was given by the seniors for all the high school students so we had it at McAllister's. It's lots of fun to have confetti and serpentine-makes the dance more peppy. You could hardly dance five steps without a cut-in. No assembly this morning. Isnit that just like 'em? No exams so our class grades count lots more now. That means I've got to study hard- er or-blooiel Wfednesday, March 16. Lindy had the M. M. girls over for a lovely dinner this evening. About 8 o'clock the boys came out and we played cards and danced for the rest of the evening. Friday, March 25. Dearest Diary: You know it takes something like tonight to make people appreciate how really goodlooking one is. Mrs. Beasley gave a tacky party for the Glee Clubs this evening in the gym. You should have seen some of the costumes. Ruth Mae was dressed like a blushing bride with old lace curtains draped about her. Merrill made a. dandy co-ed with blue rolled sox, a tight coat and spring hat, and lots of make-up. But Rebecca was a scream-she wore a long checked apron and red stockings, Whitey shoes, a little straw hat with an enormous feather sticking out at a rakish angle, freekled nose, blackened teeth-she deserved honor- able niention, I'll say. Kitty McCasky won the girlis prize but I'n1 not going to attempt to tell you how she was dressed. Paul Cox-can you imagine him looking tacky?-won the boy's prize with a country ake make-up. But-Miss Stean-Gee? the way she can chew the gum! !! Mrs. Beasley had her hair slicked back with a high Spanish comb stuck in it, glasses perched on the end of her nose and her two front teeth were gone. VVith a stiH shirt waist, a long skirt and a pencil stuck behind her ear she made a typical hard-boiled school teacher. The school was called to orderg the lesson was about radio and we had to guess the various stations. The drycst station was WCTU, the love station-KISS, the freight-MKT, and so on, but the best of all was station CPI-IS. Then we had several games and con- tests and were served with hot dogs, buns and suckers, and drank punch from tin cups. So far as I know none of the guests was arrested on the way home although I think if' a cop had seen them he might have thought them escaped inmates from Fulton. Thursday, April 14-. The C Club had their second dance tonight at McAllis- ter's. It was lots of fun and a good way to begin the Easter holidays. Well, Diary, we've had lots of fun at school this year, but somehow I am in a hurry for the seniors' final dance and the Junior-Senior Prom or banquet to come off. And then I think there is a Cresset Vaudeville about April 29. A VN hd, 1.1 SUE. Page 123 u 1 I AFI s if ti 5- -4. --- .JF 1 L.. WE NOMINATE FOR THE HALL OF FAME: M'R. McKAY because he is a jolly good fellow and a big brother to all the boys. SPORT SUGGETT because he has put more pep in the school than any of his predecessors. HARNER SELVIDGE for his long service with the orchestra and his work with the Hi-Y. FRANK BIHR because he has quiet- ly gone his gentlemanly way and has been an ideal student all through school. CLYDE GILBERT because he is a real athlete and so good-natured that he can take jests as well as hard knocks. Page 124 MARGARET ALMSTEDT because of her excellent scholarship and her in- terest in activities. RUTH MCALLISTER for winning and holding good will. Such popular- ity must be deserved. ELSIE BURTON because she is nl- ways willing to help out, and often does. MAXINE ALLEN for her long, steady leadership among the girls in a variety of activities. ELIZABETH BAILEY because of her happy disposition and her ability to make excellent grades with apparent case. P sw vu ..-- -B 'H' ei' we EQ?E I9 HOM1 EC ONOMICS At the begumxng of the present school yen elghty sex en frnls were enrolled m the fue classes m homc econouucs Xvltll more adequate qu lrters 1n our new blllld mg we wlll be rble to hue lugel clssses 'md cfm offer a ffrestel varlety ot work 111 the home LLODOIHICS eourscs 'IllLlC xre two cl xsscs ln food study The follows mfr 'irc the obje tnes of thls C0lI1'Sl To texeh the I'Ll1t10IlSlllp between health wud the wxse seleet1on of food To tClCl1 how to buy, PICIYITC, 'md serxe simple mefxls for the lllgll school g1rl and f umlv To tewch how to select Sll1t1l.JlC foods from the stfmdpomt of 1'lIlt11t1VC X fxlue, cost, tune of prepflr ltxon, 'md 'mttrxetu cness lhulv su. pgxrls ure workmfr hfud to le-urn the thmfrs VtlllCl1 es erv .qxrl needs to knou lbont clothmg It I9 expected of every g1rl who completes tl11s cou1se th xt she he lhle to use well the sewmg machme 'md other tools of sewmg, to lnterpret and use snnple C0lTlIl1CX'Cl1l pstterns m the L0llSl1'1lClZIOIl of neat Garments ond to select 'md c uc for su1t1ble elotlung ior herself 'md younger members of the f-lnnlv 1 he home cconomxcs course for mnth or xde guls comlnnes the elementary phases of both the foods md elotlung courses '19 thev are offered ln the upper classes Contmbuted IUANUAL TRAINING Teschmg bots nn 'xpprcemtlon of wlmts best In woodwork and glillflff them the nhlhtv of h mdlmfr cxrpenter s tools IS the P111 pose of the course ln Nffmu rl Tram mg Phcze are nfty sewn boys tlkmg tlus work under 'Hr Strong, who hms been m the school ten yewrs VVorkmfr 'mth modun eqmpment the boys bulld chalrs, tables, stools, cedar chests, 'md other p1eces of useful fulnlture Very often broken furnxture from then' own homes IS brought mto the workroom and rep-urcd BCS1dCS I1l'1k1I1f7' certzun lfrb orntou products, the students fxre 'lt hberty to construct furmture from thexr own :dems p lblllg only lOl the 111ItC1'1ll, md mmy hue specunens of fancy woodwork are made Students who txle manuxl trumng wlth the thought of xts bexng '1 snip course nlwsvs le'un then- nnstuke but ev1dentlV newer become d1SS'tt1Sf'lCd wxth thelr dl'alllllSl0Illl1CDt 'lhls IS becfxuse mfmusl tr unmg offers '1 vuxetv of l13.Hd1W01'k, unlnmted rfmge for the Clllblflg' out of or1g1n'1l desmns, 'md the1efo1e holds the interest of' the boys who work 'xt It VV hen they have f'lI'l1Sl1Cd thls course thev haue served 'x fur culpenter s '1pP1'Cl1t1CCSll1p, and though they do not all cfxre to follow that trqde, they are hfmdy men about the house 'md han, gamed a trammfr that IS 'xs x xluuble 'md pruetle 11 as that offered the gxrls 111 the home economies course Page 125 -..- -L .L 1 - 1'fT L .f-V' .Y. .W ' o ef- L, 1. .:- -1. -L Y . .,,.:n -.1 'A - I . 1 1 w '. ' L - ' 1 l '- ' :1 , . V I ' 1 ' , . 1 ' 1 1- 1 1 1 D 1 L K Y ' ' .,' ' : ' ' -1. 1 : ' - l ' ' f 1 F. lx .1 ' .' 1 ab' 1 1.' D 1 ' 71 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1' . ' n ' 1 ' ' 1 ' 1 11 . 1 .'. D 1 e- -1 1 ' 1 - 1 ' ' ' ' 1. I. , '1 ' ' 1 1 1 1. 1 . 1 ' j , ' .1 1, 1 ' 1 1 ' 1, I 1 '1 1. I 1' 1 1 ' 71 . 1 ' ' , 1 1 I 1 1 Z ' ' 1 11 1 'U - 1 7 1 ' : 1 L . s A . 1 Y . I 1 4 A e . D D 1 e. ' I 1 1 '1 A ' 7 ' ' 5. 1 , I 1 ll ' 1 J ' 1 ' 1 1' . '. - 1 ' 1 - ' . 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 D1 , 1, 1 11 1, 1 ' 1 1 - ' 7 1 1 ' 1 ,1, 1 1 1 1 1 1 . I ' ' ' 1 -11 ' 1 1' 1 ' . y I 1 1 15 1 D ' ' I ' 1 1 1 1 r 1 1 . . . r 1 . . Y. 1 .'1 1 . ,1 1. 1 . ' H . . I . 1 1 1 ' . I l . V 1 In 1 1 4 1 1 ' - 1 1 I 1 . 1 U 1 1 1 .7'1 2 '1 F L . 1 ' 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 Y. X I . r . . . ,N . K V . . 1 1 1 1 1 'Q , . 1 ' ' ' ' . 1 .1 1 1 ' 1. . , 1, ,, ' 1. - .' 7 , , 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 I ' ' h ' 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 y 1 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 1 1.1 1 . 1 1 1. c . 5 -' ii . . LJ 5 ' - 1 A 1 . 1 1 . 11 1 x 1 E. 1 1. ' in I I I. . 1 Y 1 . 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1- 1 1, 1 1 . 1, 1 1 1 . 1 1 . 1 . - - . , 1 1. 1 1 1 1 1 1. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . .1 1 1 1 1 1 1 7, 1 1 1 1. 1 D 1 1 . 1 . . , 1 1 . 1 1. . 1. 1 1 I I 1 ' 1 Y 1 1 . 1 1. 1, 1 . 1 1 . 1 1 1 .1 1. 1 1 V 1 D 1 1 'I 1 1 'I ' ' ' 1 1 , fNm5 REVIEW OF THE DEBATING SEASUN Students will argue, you know, and as half-day sessions of school cut arguments short, a debating club was organized so that students could come back to the meet- ings and have it out. The club has been especially active, the various members de- bating on different subjects at each meeting, producing a good first and second team, contesting in five interscholastic debates, and having four members eligible for the National Forensic League. Mr. J. B. Rogers is the debate coach, Mrs. C. H. VVil- liams sponsor of the club, and Miss Howell and Mr. McKay good friends and ad- visers. Lucy lVilson and Hazel Casey formed the first team, Virginia Pryor and Ralph Braik were on the second team. Accompanied by Mrs. Williams, the first team went to Moberly Dec. 3 for the first of the state leaguewdebates. The question Was: Resolved, that the adherence of' the United States to the Permanent Court of International Justice under the conditions approved by the United States Senate Jan. 27, 1926, is a wise public policy. Columbia upheld the negative side and won by a 2 to 1 decision. Columbia again upheld the negative side of this question in a debate at Fayette, Dec. 17. Columbia lost by a 2 to 1 decision and was thereby eliminated from the state contests as Fayette had defeated Moberly. At this time Fayette is eligible for the state contests and seems a promising contender for the championship. The first girls' debating tournament in Missouri was held at NVilliam Woods Col- lege, March 17, 18, 19. In the first round, Columbia took the negative side of the VVorld Court question and defeated Maryville by a 2 to 1 vote. The next day the Columbia girls met another Maryville team and on the affirmative side defeated them also by a 2 to 1 decision. In the second round, Columbia took the negative side and met Joplin, Columbia losing 3-0, thus being eliminated from the tournament. This completed the interscholastic debating for the season. I Here is the Debating Club song, to the tune of Turkey in the Straw: Oh, the C. H. S. debater is the one that does the work, And niherever you will see her she'll be working like a. Turk. In the line of duty no-t a single thing she'll shirk, For she knows no better than to work, work, worlc! School teams by the dozens working night and day Speeding education. on its onwrwcl way! Oh, 1ve'1'e here to tell you that of school teams great and small The debating team is the best of all. Page 126 Q Q7 .--- -L - .1 1--I -1- STUDENTS PAY TRIBUTE TO COLUMBIA HIGH SCHOOL A Toast 150 the Old C. H. S. VYC, the class of 1927, are soon to leave your protecting care, and we offer a toast in your memory. Since 1910 you have seen many classes come and go. You have seen timid freslnncn enter, and four years later you saw them leave as mighty seniors. There have been many things that have happened during the years of your service. You have witnessed the forming of many fine friendships between classmates. You have sent forth each year a group of boys and girls who are being fitted for life's bat- tles-may you always be proud of them. You have had under your roof during your years a great staff of teachers, men and women who are willing to give their time and help so that students may be more worthy of representing C. H. S. To this group more than any other the student body, past and present, owe their success. May we always remember the athletic teams that have come and gone during your career. That group that has upheld the honor and sportsmanship of our school. May we also remember the various activities that students have entered while in high school., and our high standing in curricular contests. We, thc class of '27, will have the honor of being the last to graduate from your present home. Wie are very sorry that we shall not meet again soon under your roof. May the future classes of David Hickman High School continue to hold the high type of morals, the spirit, and the traditions of past classes of Columbia High School. -C. V. H. '27. Praise From a New Student Though my life in Columbia Haigh School has been very brief, I love my Alma 'Y Mater dearly. I only wish that I might have come before and stayed longer. I was never in a high school before this year, and consequently all I know of high u school life, C. H. S. has taught me. 1--1 The friendliness which everyone showed me-a new student-made a lasting impression upon me. With a student body like that, who could fail to like the school? In all my dreams of the pleasures of high school life, I have put the Hpepy' and school spirit near the first. Columbia High School certainly did not disappoint me in that. At the first assembly I thought my ears would burst, but I soon grew accustomed to such cheering, and joined in with the others. In my opinion, it takes Page 127 l if if --1 .- 15' 'g- ' ,E---ll:-K3-v .f VV f-4 :2Q1'f, -lzh' ., f- -f W Q V f 1 9 IL: I N W 1 H ' W J 1- '- U V 7i 1, 3 Ij Q2 f fl J if i in f W I w u 5 W +4 +A n, . X . 1 1 1 1 j T 1 5 p . yi ' Si 5 1 w , 1 4 Xu! X I I ' w ' W 1 w 5 Y 1. H 1 5 N A Page 128 Q! fe:-jA5Xx-,,-W V, 7 , ,, , - , 1 , ,, - Y,1,.Y-H ,,,,,,,,, Y,,, QA ikfv-Ai f V V 77 Y Y H Y V7 , -7 A1123 Y . K ,1f:E'l Y E, W ravi., Y Y, YY V Y ,WAY Y,-YY V 'gh 'J-T-Q N ,giv..,,,TZ,T,-V -Y -F- .v:,,,k2---f..Xm::1-,T-1.-,-V ---V .- .-flfyl-M --Y if J------ -f -- '- L w L.. I quite a lot of school spirit to attend ball games under serious handicaps, but this is precisely wl1at many Kewpies did this year. There are many little incidents, absolutely unimportant, which I shall carry with me as constant reminders of high school days. There are also important affairs which others will remember, too. All my life I have looked forward to my senior year in high school, and I find it is all I had hoped it to be. It has meant more to me than I can express, and I sincerely regret to see it pass. High school, high school, dear Columbia High School, English and History and Latin and Math- Vwhat stories of knowledge the senior now hath! Taught by instructors who know their line, And are not only learned but true and fine. There are friendships formed here that shall last through time! Dear Old Columbia High! -V. P. '27, Observation in the Halls As I look back on life in Columbia High School, it seems to me one of the most interesting things is the halls, just before school takes up in the morning. The sophomores stay timidly in the background, but the juniors and seniors are always to be seen-and heard. Little groups stand about or walk around talking, always talking. And from the snatches of conversation heard, there is a wide variety of subjects. Everything from studies or athletics down to whether the show is good or what happened at B. Y. P. U. at the last session. Students wl1o are walking down the halls evidently on some business are hailed by others, sometimes very enthusiasti- cally, and immediately they form a part of one of the small groups. Sometimes they remember what they have to do and sometimes they do not. Around the office there is always a large throng, generally there on business. And those who have been tardy or absent without a good excuse come from the office looking rather warm and uncomfortable. A few minutes spent in the halls will show nearly every student in school. And in those halls friendships are formed which will continue after the days in Columbia High School are over. -M. K. '27. 'WI Q . Page 129 Jw' vpn -13-.-Q g -4. - ig- Y Q' 'Y .-1- A' ..-1' AYE FOREVER CTO the tune of Yale Boola Songj From far and near we gather here, true song of the Purple and the Gold. Let voices blend in a song of cheer to the school that entwines us in her fold. A song of love for our old high-a love that cannot dieg For that love shall speak as journey far and the days of our youth have flitted by. Chorus ' Let us praise thee, aye, forever, we that loveg we that made tlleeg fb Hail Columbia! Alma Mater! Hail Columbia, Ciolumbia High. QJ L-1 Nor age nor fame shall blur the name of our high school long after we are goneg And rich and poor may we all proclaim of the untarnished glory she has won. So here's a cheer for our old high-long may her banner Hy. Here's a round of praise for our high school days and a faith that shall never, never I die. I -Harold Streeter, '24 Page 130 l 4 wg l...--- -4- --1 1 f ' -'-P ' 1 H 1 I ff , 1 gt 3 I f ll I F I i W Lf 1.4 F RIVGLITY P ge 131 JA if-1 , j,livRH l,,g?L N f g 1...-- +1315 C-Mm, f2fwfQJqWf'f'Kf'J - 1.1 THE LUHH'T:NO'I' Oflicious Publication of C. H. S. Fmsr VOLUME SUNDAY EDITION LAST NUMBER STUDENT COUNCIL HAS HOT SESSION Little Dickie Wyatt red-haired ruler of the Student Council gath- ered his boy and girl friends for a discussion of the misdeeds of sev- eral students. The nature of the offenses was serious and the meet- ing was marked with grave-like silence because the councilers had to dole out sentencns against Some who were their friends. Justice must be dispensed. The most serious charge was that of walking across the EFHBS Two hundred students were brought be' fore the magistrate but all of them denied any knowledge of how the It was decided that somebody else must have done the dirty Wurk- Abie Kirtley made several wise cracks adding spice to a gloomy Oc- casion. He told that one about Little Dickic when he found a large piece of ice in his drink at Harris he called the waiter and said When I ordu' a Swiss home-made I don t want you to put in half the Alps. He got another drink. There was a heated discussion about the distribution of nigger chasers in the halls. After a lengthy debate it was voted unanimously that such practices were a nuisance. The Ridgway sisters entertained with several jokes. . f bare paths happened on the camDUS- , .. , The next offense was skipping a conference, charged against Maggie Annie Welcome. Two hours in the study hall, ruled the solemn old judge. Other business was postponed. The meeting broke up in a riot when all scrambled for the chewing gum that was being passed around. Then the boys dated the girls for the matinee that afternoon. Justice must be dispensed. If you like the Purple and Bold you will go crazy about the What- Not. Anvil 'Wineblock, the elongated smart-Aleck, has been given a large revolver with ammunition and in- structions on the process of self- destructicm. It is H gift from the teavhers, in token for their great love of his gum-popping talents. Page 132 CONTORTIONIST WILL STAY HERE Horny Savage, who is president of the Hi-Y when he is not dancing, proved his allegiance to Columbia High when he refused a flattering offer of a stage career, preferring to remain with his admirers. Recently when the Dennishawn dancers appeared in Columbia, Miss St. Dennis, seeing in Mr. Cabbage the possibilities of a new dancing partner, invited him to tour the country with her, she said she would gladly discard Ted Shawn, her hus- band dancing partner. Mr. Ravage blushed that he could not turn professional because he could not give to his art the best that he had. Sabage was happy as he spoke and threw his hips out of joint twice before the reporter could call an ambulance. He is recognized na.- tionally at Macabee hall as the fore- most Polka specialist and Shimmy expert. The president of the Bone- head Club explained that he kept in trim for dancing by blowing a trumpet and reading Youth's Com- panion. The black bottom is a dirty dance with a dark past, Cabbage said, and will pass out of practice just as the Charleston did. The Bone- head chief expressed belief that his dance, the Polka, while ditiicult, would remain the favorite, especially in local circles. Just then he kicked his heels together and the interview ended. FOR REFORM Nob Jackson has organized a Slow Club, with oH'ices in Miller Hall where meetings are held week- ly. Only seven dates a week are hllowed the members and those who do not neck or go home before midnight are kicked out of tho club. 'Our purpose is the preservation of high ideals among our yuung people, griped the debonair Jack- 'son. FAT DAVIS IS DEAN OF MEN When Pencil Davis and the chil- dren of? the junior class move out to the David Yicknmn High Schule, located un the road to Kansas City, that lovable, venerable old gentle- man will be the Dean of Men. Daddy Pavis has been in high school long enouuh to be principal but he is a sort of godfather to the children and his many years of experience will be of beneHt to them as he advises them about their troubles. According: to a statement made by the school board. the only way to get Mr. Lavis out of the present building was to build a new one. At the time of this interview, Mr. Mavis was very cheerful. 1-Ie had two bricks in each pocket and also carried with him several joke books and a portable bungalow. He stroked his beard and threw a couple of chairs out the window ns he talked. But, Mr. Ravis is a stern disciplin- thc boys will have to ad- just themselves to his strict rul- probably will be opposed the halls, mob hangings ax-ian and ings, He to riot in and attempts to burn down the building, as well as other playful pranks. The dear old fellow could not talk freely as he was chewing Granger Twist, but the reporter understood him to say that he would insist on boys uttendimg: school quite frequently, and that he would not approve of roller skating or play- ing leap frog- in the halls. FAIRY STORY Haxine Allen wishes to announce that the organ that was so contrary -in the senior act of the Cresset Vaudeville, is now working fine and is for sale. Jack Bcdmans is confined to his room this week due to a severe hand injury, caused from excessive hand-shaking' among his many friends. It is reported that five members in one class not chewing gum were made to apologize. This will save time in classcs. Q9 wil T,-HY. - '4 L 1 2 THE IVI-I.-'I T-NO T OUR LAVENDER SPORTS PAGE CHINA IS CALM AS KEWPIES WIN fEditor's note: Our sports writer had n dntc with Vera Pulliam just before writing the following ac- count, and its accuracy cannot be vouched for. The article is printed in its original form, the editor not knowing where to begin correc- tionrnj The Pink Elephants decisively cle- fented HeibeI's Pharmacy Thursday in a closely fought football game, the score resulting: in u 96-4 tie. The iicld was muddy and several players were taken from the game because of the choking dust. The game in detail: Tiny Newton dribbled clown the diamond in the iirst period and won the toss, choosing the north basket. He wns tackled by Tubby Sewer, who left the lrnme for illegal still- arming, Jackie Waylor hit the line for half nn inch, mul Larry Dun- flop was taken from the rim: for unnecessary roughness. In the next innimr Foamy Ale hit into a double play, but the referee did not see it and it counted us u touchdown. Duc Billiamsin was subsituted and returned xi neatly served play by Irish Life, und thc score stood love-all. Frccklcs Woods looked good on in-fighting. using lefts to the body effectively and the op- ponents chucked the sponge in the third round. Leonard Fiddle kicked ofi' from the tee hut was removed from 'Lhc court for making faces at the pzrundstand. Near the close of the last stanza Red Lunkun sucked the olrl. piyzskin with his racket into the left lield bleachers, the ball bouncing over the posts for a field goal, but the play was called buck as the Ynrikees were ollf-side. The game ended in darkness as Martha Smith completed the channel swim in three weeks. Summary: foul balls, McKay, 20: touchdowns, none: three-base hits, 35: errors, 122: substitutions, Burn- hurtz for Alcxnnrlcr, Buchner for Stewart: walks. Girl Reserves 50: knock-downs, Mutt Burch, every day: stolen bases, Ralph Rake: hit by pitched bull, Miss Stean. Do your Christmas shoppinlr early! AGE SEASON C FINALLY ENDS At xi recent meeting of the Bone- hcnd Club it was voted unanimously that everybody was Rlild 1-he basket- ball sem-ion had ended. But when the cmze seige first oli- ened it looked like we would have a hot team. Several of the players were enthusiastic about DroSD9Cl25- Watch my smoke. said daDD0l' Humphrey Bite. Coach Bunckner did and young White came back from the last road trip two games before the rest of the team did. The basketball team this year turned in a good percentage. They won three games out of fifteen, los- ing only twelve. This was due to each of the boys keeping strict train- ing rules. For instance every after- noon they would congregate at Jim- mie's and walk out to Christian Gol- lege. This constituted the strenuous road work for the squad, but Humph would gladly have walked a mile. Then they attended ping pong parties and restricted their menus to cream puffs and cinnamon rolls. Dates also played an important part in the success of the games. The team experienced a contin- ued goal famine. The season was concluded with an overwhelming de- feat. It was a grand climax to a series of grand defeats, and every- body felt irood about it. frhlls Hllmuhrcy Mite. morale cap- tain, brought to a close a brilliant season with the happiest words in the world-a sayinvr which becomes universally popular if its expres- sion recalls an experience of pleas- ure- Have a Camel I BIG BOYS READY FOR FIRST GONG Gloves will fly and so will hair and teeth when two of fightdom's bad boys get together Tuesday night :it the Girl Reserve tea room. One round Bunlap, the burly brute, will meet Little Pete Little, the butter- milk baby, in a ten round bout for the benefit of the starving children in Siberia, or maybe it's Borneo- who cares, just so the long promised fight comes off. This is one of those grudge battles where both the gladiators are out for blood, or out for the count. A long time ago Pete stole a reduc- ing recipe from Funlap's compact, and the blond burly brute has been out of humor ever since. The boys will fight it out to see whether Little Petey really swiped the re- cipe. The latter has always been indignant over the charne. I'l1 teach dis bozo to say I got in his compact! I'll howl 'im over in de first round wid a right to the janv. Knockemout Runny was quite peeved at this remark. He snorted loudly and a Persian rug was blown out of the room. He shrugged his shoulders as much as to say. 0h. is that so! When the burly brute acts like this all the jungle beasts reml etiquette books and order cream puffs. The pair of putrid pugilists will don 1-ounce powder pulfs and fight at twenty faces. Time will be taken out when needed for rearranging their hair and adjusting powder. Both men will weigh in at 105 pounds and will wear tuxedos. The fight is not expected to last three rounds, as the first one to be touched on the biceps will topple from the contact. HONORARY CLUB FOR BONEI-IEADS An honorary society, the Bone- head Club, has been organized for those who have proved themselves such boneheads as to be eligible for distinction. The club is highly ex- clusive which is necessary because of the vast number who are eligible for membership. Sarner Helvidge, a charter mem- iher and the first president, naturally fell heir to this honor when he tried to tell Miss Mole how to teach Hamlet. This is the outstanding boneheacl of the year. Wichard Kyatt is vice-president because he carelessly allowed a mail- box to lie handily on a certain front porch. If you haven't heard about this one, you should ask the chief. Laxine Allen leads the girls with her bad break of once claiming that boys: are afraid to kiss her. Narold Richeck was taken in as a charter member because his mental capacity made him desirable. Other members, and the boneheads that admitted them to the club, are: Lemerson Ballen-actually thinking that peddling ice will make another Red Grange of him. Truth Mc- Cowister-for ever giving Lester Sour a date. Shanghi Footsman- for every bringing Dixie Dumb to our dances. All members of the stu- dent council-for allowing them- selves to be elected to that exalted ofiice. Lone Bukner-for beginning this year-of all years-to coach basketball at C. H. S. Special honorary offices will be offered to those students who got married during the year. KEWPIES TRAIN i 1 f ,fi-5. L' .Ap .fi x 'it J K l f ' f' , , W 17' N f ' Q! i V A J ' wx' ,ff , ' I7 lt I , ,lf 4, -i IZZSQB: f This action picture shows our husky athletes working out, getting in condition for basketball and track. Page 133 E7 f E7 Ei J -1 - -L - L... ?7f?'7C?:F?lI55'l?T - 9 -- L - THE IVHAT-NOT 3 THE WH XT NOT Ofiicious Publication of C H S Publisher Lynn C Doll Direct all libel suits to mam office 421 Hut Row Venezuela DITORIAL It is not the policy of the What Not to specialise in sensational news and it is with some regret that the editors must publish such scandalous exposes as are ln this issue But the public wants the truth and the truth will not be kept from our readers Therefore it is with a feeling of duty that we re veal to the unsuspecting masses the cold facts about some of our lead mg Organizations and outstandlng students But it is also with profound re L.ret that the editors have not suifi cient space to roast to their satis faction certain members of the sen lor class It is to be understood of course that none of the rauint, in these pages is done with malicious intent Practically everything is exagzer ated to rediculousness so that the fun is evident However if the slams hit you too hard for your sense of humor don t let your temper get the better of you Tis the truth that stings But let us be serious A senior boy and girl were dm U11-, at Morris There are not enough noodles in this soup she complained The boy is alleged to have answered that he didn t give a hanp: That is the trouble with our youth Of 120414157 They either like lots of noodles in their soup or they don 1, give 8 have The editorial policy vf this Paper believes it is high time that we return to the standards of our forefathers Another editorial A high school boy and his girl friend were as they used to say keeplng company The modern phrase is on a date Well they were arguing, whether he should leave at one thirty or two thirty You re all wet she finally told him Aw dry up he retorted Thats the trouble w1th our youth of today They are either all wet or all dried up It is high time we were returning to the standards of our forefathers Still another editorial A couple were reading a copy of What Not This is an excellent editorial was the comment of one Its terribly punk was the wise track of the other Each clutched for the others throat Thats the trouble with our youth nf today They do too much neck mg It is hugh time you know etc Page 134 REVEALS SECRET OF HER CHARM Metty Failey, who admits she has more dates than the ordinary endar, has, at last broken down and confessed just how she wins holds so many distinguished suitois. The What-Not's dashing and hand- some reporter wus forced to use all the tricks of the trade in gettiml this confession as Miss Kailey is n modest and shy little thing and had rather talk about anything other than herself, especially dates. T'Oh, it's easy, she giggled as she touched the reporter for a home- made with pecans, just rave to 'em about your other dates and make 'em like it. I get them interested by telling them about my fireplace, about flowers other fellows send me. and about my phone calls. Yes, she stammered modestly. I go with Sigma Poops, Eta Pis. and Delta Handa Pokas exclusively. Later, upon thorough investiga- tion, the reporter found that Miss Waily's Sigma Poops, etc., included such poop-outs as Yerril Grifthen, Red Bunk, Lester Sour and Paul Ox. Other girls in considering her ad- vice should be discriminating. cal- and TEN BEST JOKES OF THE YEAR: Student Council Assembly talks The Cresset The Purple and Gold Basketball Team Assembly talks Hi-Y Assembly talks Assembly talks INDISPOSED 1 I 1 wk v Huw 'af N W it lit.. .J -'ll filo? ' ' Mi ! . I l e Our photographer gets a formal pose of Sport Suggett in one of his calm moments. ADVICE TO LOVESICK AND OTHER JOKES By Patricia Prune Dear Miss Prone: I can't get my mind off Christian College and it takes up time from my team. What would you advise? APOLLO. Mr. Christy Burner: Get your mind off C. C. as it takes your time from the team. Pruney. Dear Miss Patricia: I done vent and vell ini luf mit a goil, but I haf only tree dollars in do bank. Should she marry mit me? ABIE SOURKRAUT. To loud young Irishman: Cut out the noise, Abie. 01' Y0U'u get in hot wnter. Ignore her pro- posal. Pat. Dearest Patricia Prune: My girl friend is always going off at the mouth. What shall I do? SUNOFAGUN. Willie Fetchum: You might try Rus. IE that doesn't work, shoot her. P. Prune. I think Nelson Little is cute. Don't you? Miss Cellaneous. Miss Cellaneous: You must be thinking about some- one else. What nationality is Paddle Mc- Grath? Blond, I think. Why am I so popular? Grape Nuts. There's a reason. WITH ART AND MUSIC LOVERS Remember when Mr. Glasscock taught us this song a few years ago? Columbia will shine tonight, Columbia will shine, Shc'll shine in beauty bright All down the line. She's all dressed up tonight. Don't she look flue? When the sun iroes down And the moon comes up. Columbia will shine! Sociology and economics students under Mr. McKay have the pleasure of admiring beautiful creations in artistic sketching. his wonderful drawings appearinfz daily on the blackboard in room 37. Ralph Braik, who recently went to Fulton supposedly on a visit, has not yet returned. ' Clyde Gilbert is often taken along om car rides to blow up the tires. l 7 ' Q , E 1 N . , . ' I . I' ' ' - vp' 1 ' . . L X . - . , . ... . . ., . Y , , ' Ll . ' ' IJ . - ' 4 ' The Orchestra ' J . ' . . , , , ' . , . , .. - ., ' nl . . It ' lr 15 . v Il b . if n . . , . , . ,, . .. . I vit I .1 1. ' ' , ,H . ' - ' . , . , . .- 5 V H .l. --- -L A -Q tj 4 THE IVHA T-NO T PEEPS INTO PERSONALITIES. The What-Not is otlering a prize to unyonc who cun guess all the following puzzles. We know they ure xlimcult but do your best. In case of a tie, no award will be mode. He is zu. junior, his name is John Greasy. He rides ubout in a Hun car and flutes C. C. girls. He runs uround with that Hetzler boy. Guess who. He is a senior, who wears shoes and socks nnfl other clothes. Uses Irrcase mn his huir and every day he comes to school wearing: u tic. I-le goes to classes und sometimes rn-cites. Guess' who it is. This time we are Lroim! to fool you uxruin. It is :L sophomore girl. She wvurs rouge, powder, lipstick, and other varieties of paint. She has been seen with beads on. dresses in style and her hair is bubbcd. Oh, who can it possibly be? This is an extraordinary junior boy. I-Ie cuts und sleeps, walks and talks. He is captain of the basket- ball team. H0 is also one of the football captains. He is one of three famous brothers. It must be Ralph Bruik. Address your answer to Contest Editor, The What-Not. or if you think it is no use trying, just keep them. THEY CAN'T VVAITI 9' Z' 'fn 9 i '- I io , ' f ' lo ll X 5 . ' x in ' l i I ,f so s 1 ' ' 5 f ,T fl O Ilflill l ' ' ' fi Soz . Photo shows seething.: mob wait- ing outside Crcsset oflice. eager for their books and u look at the What- Not. THE INQUIRING REPORTER. It is the habit of the Inqmiring Re- porter to ask a question of six per- sons who pass a given point each day. The Question: What do you think of the What-Not? l'Ince:North corridor 2nd floor of C. H. S. Time: 8:10 A. M. I think it is the oustanding feat- ure of the 1927 Cresset. It very surely and certainly sets forth the purposes and ideals of this school, which I have been trying to run this year. Jack Taylor, President '27, if you please. 1 feel that in no other department of the school, in fact of the com- mulliiy, as a whule, is there an equal chance for me to display my talent for roasting the herd, President J. Taylor, '27, Whnt do I think of the What-Not? It's the greatest sheet 1 ever edited. Iifs hot stuff! ! ! Texas Jack, President Class '27. Every one says it is so had that I nm convinced it is my best. yes. best idea, since entering -7- C- Taylor. President Senior Class. Really you embarrass me greatly. I never answer strangers. J. Clarence Taylor. '2'7. Be off I! Your manner of address- ing me is far below that to which l am accustomed. One who holds thai dignified position of class presi- dent should be protected from the rabble. However, upon second thouxzht, I believe I will say that I consider the literary work of the whole Cresset far outclasses any- thinfz I have ever seen in the an- nuals of any class or school in my very wide experience. The What- Not, of course, makes the book what it is. Lester thinks so too, 4l0n'f1 YOU, Les? What do I think of the What-Not? It.'s great, abso- lmmrly great, doncha know. Jack Taylor, President '27 and Literary Editor, 1927 Cresset. -S. S. Social Event Phil Viles will entertain Monday evening with a formal banquet at White House No. 1. Decorations will be in mustard on the walls, and favors. such as grease spots and Loothpicks will be distributed. For refreshments. the guests may have their choice of but dogs or burgers with or without onions. The chaperons will be the cook and the dishwasher. If words stood end to end reach' inp: Forty miles in length, Sport Sug- xzett could say them in two minutes. The What-Not regrets that the virls have not been razzerl more. but several of them have their own poems published and that is suffi- cient. LEARN TO TALK WITH YOUR HANDS Gibacks School for Business Men All Salesmen Should Know How to Sell Tickets Cressets etc. I HELD THEM SPELL- BOUND! Get this latest book. Ten Days Free Trial I was only a secretary I could not express myself I merely agreed answered an advertisement like this one and after reading fifteen min- utes a day for a vseek I talked to my associates and held them spellbound. They didn t think I could do it but I showed them. Robt. Sensesless- taifey. Order today a copy of Dr. Hopkins Powers of Oratory Box 56 Foolsville Mo. Try One of Our Hotels. Ten Days Free Trial. Lots of room. Service guaranteed. Return if not satisfied. ..............clip here.... Hotel Specialty Co. Brown s Springs. I w'mt to try one of your hotels. Please send one by return mail. Name ...............,........... Address . . . Learn the Art of Sheiking. Our fifteen minutes a day course taught Charley Beed how to vamp the women-you too can have charm. Write now for the Booklet of Winning Hearts. SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS at ! , , with the others. But one day I , , 1 I Henry Lame, Falter Pohns, Blvyd Loberts. Instructors. NOW I CAN EAT For ten years I couldn't eat or sleep. Now I can do both. I owe my suc- cess to Fanlac.-Ox Barnheart. You too, can eat. See your druggist. In answering advertisements, please mention the What-Not. Page I3 .gk -l' E7 PERADVENTURE A Story for Students of the Classic Edith, just look at that hole in my stocking! Pooh! 'If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.' Park your glance on the soles of my slippers ! It was the night of the Senior Prom. ':Grave Alice and laughing Allegro, and Edith with golden hair were spending the rest of the night together at Alice's. It had evidently been a rare event and the girls were finding it hard to calm down to such a tame thing as sleep. I say, whispered Alice, I'm hungry. Do you suppose Mother left one wee morsel in the refrigerator? 'Nothing ventured, nothing won,' my dear Alfonso, immediately chirped Edith. That young lady was not one to be left behind when anything like eating was mentioned. She slipped out ot' bed, feeling for her Comfies, and Hung her kimono about her. Come on, folks, 'if it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quicklyf Say, Edith, are you ill? Ill? YVhy? lVhy all the scripture? It is the 'very ecstacy of love' my own. Blah!--Xvhereis Allie? Isn't she coming ? ' She was, but --'look how our 1l2l1'lZl1C1',S rapt, 'and she was fairest of all flesh on earth I' Allegro was almost asleep but a vigorous poke in the ribs and a tickling on the bottom of the feet soon brought her back to earth. The moon was full and white and lacy shadows flittcd across the grass as three pajama-clad figures tip-toed down the back stairs to the porch. Edith, Whispered Alice, what do you think of that new boy, Johnny Pat- erson? Do you like to dance with him F Personally I'm not at all fond of him. 'He is a little chimney and heated hot in a moment'-and as for dancing with him-' 'Tis more honored in the breach than in the observance l' VVell, I think youire logo in the bogo and I clon't mean maybe! He has a perfectly wonderful line and the handsomest frat pin. 'The less men think, the more they talk'-'it is not nor it cannot come to good li If you weren't my best friend I'd be willing to bump you hard. But I sup-I pose I must excuse your 'spontaneous over-flows' this evening.-Look out, Allie! Good gracious, donit make so much noise!', The girls pranced down to the bottom to pick up a slightly bumped Allie. Did you see any stars P queried Alice., Page 136 if l- .-'- A ... ' ' 'i -iv- ' l 'Ten thousand saw I at a glance. Nodding their heads in sprightly dancef U Fevvcn's sake, have you got it too, Allie? VVhere'd you hurt yourself? There? 'Ay, thc-re's the rub.' Gentlemen, remonstrated Edith, 'more matter with less artl' They scampered to the porch and opened the refrigerator door. Alia, what have we here quoted Edith. Eggs, butter, milk, cold beans, lmlf a mince pic, a piece of cake, peaches, and- 'Yo, ho, ho! and a bottle ofi-grape juice,' shouted Allegro. Edith, get a knife and a eorkscrewn said Alice, I'm starved. Allegro was determined to open the bottle but after several vain attempts, she gave it to Edith. 'Frailty,' scoflled that young lady 'thy name is woman'-now watch me! She tugged and tugged but the cork was stuck fast. ' VV'hat if you can't get it out, quavered Alice. H 'Screw your courage to the sticking point and weill not fail'-give me a hand, Allie. And so betwixt them both, you see they opened the bottle. In a short time, the feast was historyg the girls were putting the dirty dishes in the kitchen. Ho, hum! yawncd Allie.-Bang! An egg rolled oil' the table. Oh gee! 'Something is rotten in the state of Denmarkf 'Fair is foul and foul is fair'-VVl1o'd have thought that such an innocent looking egg could have been so bad. But 'one may smile and smile and be a villian' you know. Edith took a cloth and gingerly wiped the poor vil1ian oil' the floor. The girls were sleepy and as they slowly proceeded up the stairs it was Alice who burst forth- But look, the morn in russet mantle clad walks o'er the dew of yon high eastern hill. I had no idea, said Edith, that it was so late-or rather so earlyf, , And as they crawled into bed again these words came to the minds of Allegro, Edith, and Alice, 'O sleep that is a gentle thing, beloved from pope to pole.' -B. B. '27 1 FY VVhy ean't a bicycle stand alone? Because it's two-tired. BRAINS BRING BACON HOME This is the only serious thing in the frivolity section. As the Cresset goes to press, C. I-I. 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Q 1 -P ' 'np-ii---Y' ff- A ., '24Q.e's,.E5ssetT A ONE-MA N THA GED Y It was a Purdy day in March when our hero picked up his Gunn, Pryor to going into the Bower on the other sirle of the sand Pitts beyond the Hill. The air was Keene but fine for Crane hunting which was our hero's purpose. Suddenly we hearrl from a VVhite house a Guitar played in Minor and the Patton of feet. Oh gee, he said, YVhy should that Braik the silence? It's not lVrightl On investi- gating the source he found it to be a Coleman who he knew by the name of Frank. U1xllfI'!lIlC,U he said, don't lct that o Kerr Hagan. You're Lnekie to get off this time. YVyatt was Vile! Frank began to Trimble. I thought it was VVeldon, he said, and so saying he drove oii' in his Bewick. 'I'hen undisturbed our hero went on to Hunt, but found he'd been beaten by Jackson, .lohnson, l'Villianison, and all the sons of the prominent people. This is Berry Grave, he said. So saying he took his Gunn and shot himself and we hope he became an Angell. -M. A. '27. WHA T A N ENGLISH TEA CHER THINK-S' OF NOTE-BOOKS QNOW You Tell One lj The English Note-book is an instrument of torture devised entirely for the destruction of the grades, peace of mind, and self-respect of seniors. Someone has very aptly said that mental torture is the most refined sort of tortureg perhaps this accounts for the use of the English Note-book as such. The real reason for using the note-hook on the seniors is that the .juniors and other underelassmen have neither the mental and moral stamina nor the physical courage to enable them to undergo such refined torture. The English Note-book is supposed to contain the best thoughts of the writer and not contain any thoughts which should have remained unthought but it is all too often the case that all the thoughts in the note-book should haye remained unthought. Perhaps I should not speak so harshly of the English Note-book for there are those students who for some unexplained and inexplicable reason seem to have a deep sentiment of some kind QI know not from what source it comes but to me iff-ep it savours strangely of African FCHCIIISIIID for this instrument of torture. 4 l.. .1 WHAT THE STUDENT THINKS OF ALL NOTE-BOOKS I think they are terrible. I think they are the bunk. I think they are awful terrible. I think they are terribly bunky. I hate note-books. I don't like note- books at all. In other words, I simply can't stand note-books. fEditor's note: This is an excellent example of clear, concise, simple, and right-to-the-point writing.j Page 139 iz...-T'i --1 -7... A , WHAT I OWE TO HIGH SCHOOL fVVinner of the steam-heated cuii' links in the hhanual Training Essay Contcstj Far be it from me, in these last months of school, to belittle my high school life. In the following lines the reader Cif anyj will find a discussion of the most important things that I, a senior, have learned while attending C. H. S. First in importance is the art of getting along with my friends, classmates, family, and others that I am forced to associate with. Even now I blush when I remember that I, a freshman, forgot on which side of a young-ffour letter word meaning young femalej an escort should walk. Well do I remember the time when I could count the dates I had had, on my ten fingers. But now-, the grains of sand on the beaches and the drops of water in the seas, are not sufficient. This wondrous change is due entirely to C. H. S. How could I forget that night when I was introduced to the more or less gentle sport of girafling? If this is a new one, substitute a four letter word meaning a prominent part of a giraffe. QI-Iint: it's between his head and his shoulders.j If it hasn't soaked through by now, you undoubtedly have pigeons in your belfry and the only thing for you is a one-way ticket to Fulton. But to get back to that first night, it was an experience I shall never forget. It too, was a product of high school life. I have also become more or less proiicientyin the manly art of wrestling in public -no holds barred. Not on rosined canvas, as some freshmen may suppose, but on some of the slickest spots man can devise. VVoe to the amateur who tries to pilot his Uopponentl' across a dancing floor without many hours of private practice with chairs, sofas, stools, tables and other furniture scattered about the room to repre- sent the ballroom hazards. Best results can only be obtained by having a helper con- stantly pushing chairs at you and occasionally dropping them on your feet. But in spite of all these difficulties I conquered. All I am and all I hope to be in this phase of life I owe to C. H. S. I also have earned the degree of D. A. M. Appearances are deceiving as this means Doctor of Alibi Making. The knowledge of this subject is indispensable when grade cards are taken home. This knowledge is without equal when, after sneak- ing up the stairs at 3:30 a. in. shoes in hand, you are stopped by a tall ghost-like iigure, and then you suddenly remember that the tires are brand new and that the gas tank was filled the day before. In such a situation as this, the graduate D. A. M. shouts fvery softlyj the initials of his degree, then he proceeds with the alibi. After one has been through three of these experiences without faltcring or stuttering, he is entitled to the degree of D. A. M. Were it not for C. H. S. I could not boast of holding this degree. Another achievement is my being able to swallow my gum without bad after effects. This is used when my mouth is inspected for any foreign substance Qglueg Page 140 1 65 i fi y i Ali 1 1 nfl .UI VL ..i.. ,....- -L - it , iil-- f , -l!P h.X gf , 'Ei spearmintg T. N. T.g rubber bands, O Henry, etc.j by a teacher, after I have given a negative reply to the age old questiong Mr. S-- have you something in your mouth? Any one would know that my tongue was there. I said, Yes, my tongue once but the teacher didn't see the joke and so I spent the remainder of that period in a cozy little room with a sign above the door reading: Principal, Oh yes, I nearly forgot. I learned that Columbus discovered America in 1776, and that the VVar of 1812, between America and somebody, began in 1861. Also 1 boy divided by 1 blonde and 1 brunette equals 1 big mess, from which all the D. A. M.s in existence cannot extract the boy except in small pieces. And last, but not least:- Are we IT? I guess yes! We're the SENIORS OF C. H. S. ' -H. S, '27 WE SENI ORS fFreshies please notej Oh, it's great to be a senior, In old Columbia High With a record that's untarnished And all banners floating high. Oh it's great to be a senior Mighty personage of awe. To the little sophs and freshies VVc appear without a Haw. Tho' they fear us, they respect us And no silence do they list To our Victory yell, forever, Not a word do they dare miss. Oh it's great to be a senior, We appreciate the fact, So we work with souls united To complete our four-scene act. Now don't judge us too unfairly, Just the experienced understand VV hat it is to dwell whole-hearted In our glorious Senior Land. -D. L. H. '27 Ph :I l . age 141 X a '7 11,4 E, fend' i i -T.-.. - ' :L-3 f'E'i,--NX Q f q5i5TP KELINDEH FROM DEEG SCHUL EVENTS Sejf 15 Schul Luffgng -all dc Jails ond- Agys Jomb tio? S93 9-1' Olszr assrmlij 'ffisesfcr MQHQ3 Tujdrg on 'cf n gfwfs JRETBQH mi? Stfsuq YEQRSYS. 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Dunk ish - JE rasulfg f March 7 Hull Sclwl secs QA Ilimmals .ifvjs To Cvnkeru from HJWCSCV PYICES - Of X'-71' -YI' A Laegem' I 1.4 flax-ck I0- Dance d6hCf 'Jf'1C6 f-91-om cle CS?:h S 58- llfh gajklj 41.25 Dgukjslbd alll? drgijfgj .l + ' WU , Marcin 95M emi Q? 3rd juarkr -sud h z Adms, Cv-,Quill gots mul' Prlnfinh hind dh.: :S de fi QQQKLUSION Page I4 l- .1,- -in ivl- '1 wx Ai? , Q. . ,,'l?grfSV'EfT3 BELIEVE IT OR NOT-THESE ACTUALLY HAPPENED Incidents taken from the classroom Hlere is how one of Hamlet's soliloquies should read: What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reasong how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. And here is how one student on examination interpreted it: 0 what a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infant in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angle! in apperhension how like a god! the beauty of the universe! the pagan of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintet of dust? Man delights not me, neither does woman. Miss Hoffman- VVhat is meant by the term, 'frozen Russia? U Student- Well, it's isolated. Miss Cole-- Why does the scientist search for the truth? J. M. McQuitty- So that he can make predicaments for the future. Miss YVi1hite- Insanity is not inherited. Elsie Burton- Well, do people inherit the ability to go crazy ? Bob Pearman- Schools prepare us for after life. MT. McKay- Yes, I guess you're right. At the University of Colorado they teach a course in furnace-firing. Teacher- Mildred, what is the plural of goose? Mildred Cassidy- Gooses. In American History a mock session of the state legislature was being held and each student was to choose his name and county. I :un Mr. Mudd from Clay County, announced Harold Kline, the rotund representative. Discussing subjects for essays, the English teacher insisted that the students select something that was very stimulating. How about writing on alcohol? up spake Betty Bailey. English teacher: Humphrey, what is Wordswortlfs definition of poetry ? Humphrey lVhite: Poetry is the spontaneous combustion of powerful fcel- ings. Page 144 TJ .X if-B LJ E i. - -L - ... -1,-E I! Y -4-1-5 Ai. l 6 1 WITH THE KIDDIES IN MOTHER GOOSE LAND A Funny Old School I-Iello children! It's been a long time since your old Uncle Ned has told you a bedtime story, but your unk is in a good humor tonight so if you'll just climb up on his knees he'll tell you a dandy good story if he can think of one. WVell, what would you like to hear? No, no, I can't tell you about the traveling salesman! VVhat's that-nceking parties? No, siree, I can't tell you about that either. Percy, put that cigaret away. Maude, quit pulling Oswald's nose. You kiddies must be good or unk will spank. YVlell, little ones, when I was a boy I went to high school at Columbia, Missouri. I don't know what to tell you exactly, but I'll just ramble about. I remember one time when I was :1 senior I was in the office one noon when the teachers were busy doing nothing except eating and they had finished doing that. My, you should YVhy, they were really human, calling each have heard the way they carried on! other by first names, Hazel, Emma, Helen, Alice, and so on. They were telling jokes, secrets, recipes, and laughing just like anything. Ever since then I have wondered what their faculty meetings were like, I imagine they had a good iime. That was a funny old school back there, and we all had lots of fun because there were so many funny things to laugh at. Are you kiddies listening? There was the basketball team, the track team, those students who got married that year, and the student council. Nothing gloomy around our school, you see children. One time the student council made a rule that when any of the kids get caught chewing gum he had to apologize to the class. VVe thought the rule would be strongly put into force because their president, Red 'Wlyatt, was such a stern old ruler himself. 'Well, sir, who do you think was the first one caught, kiddies? Sammy Newton? Frank Bihr? Lloyd Roberts? No, youlre all wrongg give up? Wfell, sir, it was nobody but Red VV'yatt, thc big boss himself. And do you think he was sorry? lVhy no! He went and told Miss Stean he was only testing the law, and so after that anytime we got caught we would just say we were testing the law, don't you see? And so that was one of the funny things that happened that yea1'. And then one time Bob Jackson sang us a song, Henry Crane made a speech, and .lack Taylor fell down the stairs. And then I remember-why, you little rascals have gone to sleep! lvell, that reminds me-heh-heh-that's just what our student council did that year. BEDTIME STORY FOR FRESHMEN Un printing this story the staff is keeping its promise to make the Cresset interesting to all the studcntsj You know. kiddies, they say that the movies have a real effect upon our chil- dren because they always act just like the people in pictures do. I guess that is just about right, and I'll tell you why. Once upon a time little Goldie Locks went out into the woods to spend two pennies she had saved up and when she got way out in the forest why three great big old bears jumped out from behind a violet bush and tried to scare her. What the Sam Hill you think this is P cried little Goldie Locks. Gee, she thought sure enough she would be eaten up. Aw-grr-rr-r, said the first great big old bear, and the second old bear said Aw-grr-rr-r, just like that, and the third great big old bear said Oof-oof-oof, just like any old mean bear would you know. So little Goldie Locks thought quickly for an idea then all at once she remembered one of Lou Chaney's tricks in one of his pictures. All of a sudden little Goldie Locks made herself look like a great big old rhinoccros and then with an awful frown on her fore- head she snapped, Ooo-oo-eeee! just like that, and gee, you should have seen those old bears run! Pas! 145 i1 1-9- li- ' - '? -gr- s I I DOUBT IT lVl1en you make only zero in English, And are called to conference about it, Do you rush to the place with a smile on your face? - VVell, maybe you do, but I doubt it. VVhen you're facing a quiz in your Latin, And know nothing whatever about it, Do you say only this, VVell, ignorance is bliss F VVell, maybe you do, but I doubt it. lVhen your team's winning and scoring a lot, Do you feel quite indifferent about it? Do you carelessly say, Oh, a pretty good play? VVell, maybe you do, but I doubt it. 'When you cut school for pleasure's sake only, And they ask few questions about itg Do you say to Miss Stean, I sure do feel mean P VVell, maybe you do, but I do'ubt it. When your senior year's work is all finished, Do you feel quite exultant about it? Do you say goodbye without a tear in your eye? lVell, maybe you do, but I doubt it. -V. P. '27 WHAT A CREATURE! Behold! VVihat manner of creature is this? He seemeth a stranger among the rest of the Columbianites, so far above our level of learning is he. Verily we predict a politician's future for him. He sitteth in the study hall with his manly brow puekered into many a fierce frown. His hand graspeth his main weapon of defense-a man sized fountain-pen. He scratcheth on a sheet of yellow paper writing tllus- Resolved, that the female species must neck before she may attain the height of popularity. I-lc hath truly struck a great problem, but not too great for his mighty brain to wrestle with. First he writeth a few words on the yellow paper, then very dramatically teareth it into an hundred pieces and beginneth anew. Verily such persistence is a virtue. VVhen at last the great problem is solved, he maketh a fine speech in a queer thing called a debate This unusual creature hath a stature not unlike a young giant, towering above the rest of us in a most threatening manner. He also hath most peculiar habits. Truly, he carrieth a pencil at the top of his earg he eonferreth often and long with our most honored assistant principalg and lastly, but not leastly, COh, horrors, I tremble to mention itj he earrieth his texts of learning in a brown leathcrn con- traption termed a brief casef, Truly this queer thing will some day be the mak- ing or breaking of this wondrous being. But how could anyone with all the before mentioned accomplishments do other than surprise the world? -E. bl. ,27 Pa ge 146 .i ...- l ' - 41 ,, ll , f . ,r N W iw N N we fi I 1 x --' -7- ,- , ,- ,- --.-N 4,-H 7:'fL .ff-Tfffvffx Twf?'-fff-j?'5 'i' rg- -4---fi f-- ,. f , ' z 4f:.L1: :1Ezfif-:i'iS:dig--yqm' ,J -:' m . f ff ' f' ' f 'f 'T r r w -1 E -Jimi' 15-1:+:,g'i9tggggg1:fv fl LQ -L-X . If f xx by f- 'S V U w lx I L W f 1 , y w , N L '. 1 N, N J H W , , Il 1' , fl f ,, . , W, w 1 ' 5 1 1 f + 9 , , 1 . ' 4 's 2 f Q 17 ?y 1 ' w ' r L wx V 1 ,l Nu ,far XxK, x. -ish EH it WH NE 1 + in' 2 if I , N I I w y I I w f E I A Q :X 1 -3 iff ,1 gi! ,X 1-L J X ' ' Q 'S,'1i gif' A A -A i 1 ,., -4- -W, A , W gtg j,1-,W W1 ,.,-,-,Y--.-.,W-f,ij'i+i'f-rf-, L, W,r....1.o.g1i-:gg,+,T4iuE ,WYYY Y, i .?T.,,,Y Q, Y : . 3 TT: - . -. J- V .. : z,: Y-V ,-. i 7 : Ani- 1 T v.-l-,--fig. ,Y 5..- W A CONTRAST IN LITERARY LEANINGS l I This Is Mostly a True Story The English teacher assigns a paper on How the High School. Looks to Me. Here is what the boy writes: It looks all right I guess as I don't see nothing wrong with it except it is pretty big like a barn. I don't get no big kick out of the looks of the building but I guess it's all right. Here is what thegirl writes, and being a boy we can't help making the com- ments in the parentheses: VVhat can we fancy as more beautiful in our minds than our Alma Mater un- der a clear, deep blue sky, on a perfect summer day? CSchool is out in the summer and we don't go nearj. Wlith the golden sunshine streaming Clike confettij down in all its splendor, making it stand out in beautiful array, every graceful curve and line fperfect 36!j is brought out. COh goodness, pin a rose on mei O1 imfifrme the full moon shedding floods ot shimmering light vou don t hue to imagine it-the moon shines anywayj down upon it, and making a network of shadows Coll the cow jumped over the moon which dart aimlcsslv to and fro and then float ffirst they dart then they floatj languidly down upon the glimmering sheen of mists Cwhere is this anyway?j. The silver beams that fall upon thc lawns make a carpet of fairvland. Do vou believe in fairies? The swivinfr branches of the surrounding trees have you sc-rn thcinpj m ikc the softest and sweetest of music Qlet us waltzj to accompany the breeze as it whis pers so gently Cvo-do-e-o, vo-do-do-de-o-do and tender-lv to us, while we stand gazing flock out for the carsj at our dear old high school Cas the janitor sweeps out chewing gum wrappersj, which has for the last time sheltered a group which shall leave it and go forth without entering another institution of its kind. Certainly not-they'll go to college THREE VERI NICE JOKES -It was at the senior prom. The young gentleman was unable to get an in troduction to a particularly interesting-looking young lady. He approached hex timidly and said, Pardon me, Miss, but do you wear suspcnders? Hem ens no! she gasped l . u. ID X . U . . . .H C' , i V I 5 . . C . l . av' g .- .. ' ' ' ' '. C.. ' ' -, . ': l . . C -D VV'ell, neither do I. VVe have something in common-shall wc dance? V A man woke up one night and thought he heard someone in the other room and shouted, Wfho's there? Burglar: Nobody, sir. Man: VVe1l, that's funny, I thought I heard someone. Miss Jordan: Lester, will you please file these letters for me?,' Lester Suhre: Won't it be easier to cut them with scissors ? Page 148 .-1...-- 4- ir A PAGE FOR DUMBBELLS Explanations through the courtesy of the Cresset Info Bureau I. That big noise you hear during Hrst period every morning is not a fire siren or a hog-calling contest, but it's Lindalou Turner giving her vocal chords a workout. 2. If you have never heard of t.his one before, why that silver football Maxine Allen wears is the gift of John from Fulton, to whom we refer in the senior roasts. And where he got it, wc do not know. 3. There is no sawmill in the building, but there is a saw in Mr. Strong's work- room, and thaifs what you hear it' it is not No. 1. ft. The only reason there is nothing in the Cresset fun section about the fac- ulty is that all the IWIZZ was censored, and not because we didn't want to have it. 5. That phrase work as hard as a brick in the Commercial Club limerick does not mean that the brick works hard, but that the brick is hard. Now, don't you see? 6. Those things Boots Riback wears are called knickers. 7. The Student Council is a group of students from each roll call who make rulings on chewing gum, etc. But maybe you haven't heard oi' them, so we'll erase this and begin all over with something' else. S. The autograph pages in the back of the Cresset were prepared by Richard Vlfyatt, editor-in-chief. 9. The C Club is not a group of sight-seers but a club for letter-men. lVhcn athletes play in a certain sport a certain amount of time, they are awarded a letter C Cmeauing Columbiaj and then all of these fellows get together and give Weiner roasts and dances to keep in training. See now? 10. The write-ups of the senior, junior, sophomore, and freshmen classes are not intended as jokes, or did you guess it anyway? 11. If you happen to be left out of the razzing in the YVhat-Not we apologize, It for it was simply an oversight. 12. The Vlfhat-'Not is supposed to be a sort of funny paper, if you have not suspected it so far. 13. Somewhere in this section this joke appears: YVlill you file these papers for me? VVon't it be easier to cut them with scissors ? VVell, you see it's this way: the student thinks that the teacher wants the papers cut with a file-yes, ai ale! See, that's where the joke comes in because she means-uh-huh-she means for him to put them away in an orderly way! This is what is commonly known as a joke. 144. That story on Crcsset Staff' Goes Crazy does not mean that they really did. It is just a sort of take-off, not real exactly, but funny-like kinda. You know. Note: A booth will be established on the campus at 41 o'clock next summer, for further explanation of things you still don't understand then. Come early. Page 149 i ' 'F WIN it-1- ..l. in 57Qffi J5mS'l5Wl? lb JIMMIE SMITH RICHARD WYATT BUSINESS MANAGER 15n1'r0R.1N.q-nmp HAROI.D RIBACK EL5m BURTQN CIRCULATION ASSOCIATE EDITOR Ihr Glrvzari C'OLUMBIA HIGH SCI-LOOL COLUMBIA, MISSOURI May, 1927 Vim. Wrigley Jr. Company, New York City Dear Will: VVle understand you own swell mansions, -1 baseball team, and several yachts and canoes. VVe are not very prosperous but have gladly contributed to your wel- fare and should like to tell you how. Here in our school is a Student Council which made a ruling that any student caught chewing gum must apologize to his class. lVell, everybody is doing it and it Sure is a lot of fun apologizing. This has meant :1 great boom to your products and the school board was compelled to raise thc wages of' the j anitors as they had complained of the trouble of sweeping up chewing gum wrappers, although some students take these home and use for wall paper or baling. One of our teachers chews gum during ex-spearmints but has not had to apologize. The whole school is stuck up. So you see how well you get along here. There arc about 500 students in the three upper classes and approximately 100 of them buy a package of gum a day, and as there are tive sticks in each this is just enough to go around. And on top of this we are giving you a full page advertisement in the Cresset just for good meas ure. This should increase your sales to about 170 packages daily Now, VVlill, we know you appiecifxte this as it keeps your servants paid, supplies fuel and oars for your yachts and canoes, bats and balls for your team. No doubt you are puzzled as to how to repay us for not buying Yucatan or Black J ack, etc of chewing gum to our address by special delivery. That'll fix everything up fine by gum! 1 Yours as lonfr as the fiavor lasts, THE CHESSIIT STAFF P. S. Send assorted flavors, but ffivc spefmrmint the preference Page 150 JU vH -L Of course we are very modest, but here's the little idea. Kindly send one carload Clj P D 4 U I . 1Z'1.'T ' I -1. l 1 Page 151 W 1 X .J W jo cef ILLUSTRATED BALLAD OF A 3 Egg C AMPIOH FDUTBML , TEAM L 5 if .Tilf.Yi'5 d. covkg-15 sTa1-5 , To TER Ilm 0:5 73 Tw ou-l 4 Lunch-o---Hgvozs, N. U0 vliggnrs I3 av-J MISL,--, X Ji :ZZ-f' our chem mm 2fua7Ld7L Tzdm, --'LFZL Tha wanrlj ceasing-5 Ream, '-'QNFL Q 95- How 'H-fs, Hawflascgnroighf FEE 662071. 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GS '-.3-QI ef I-if ' , - CCil7flZQl,F?,,1EL?S,-SAQ I lb N y Q Al W h St W 'th W orn-out Excuses? I You No Longer Have to be Embarrassed by the Questlons of Teachers-Read About Our Method. When yon have been tardy or absent Laugh at Fellow Students. alnd hztve to go :ofthe office axlcli-explgting A student who Owns our Handbook time lb 210' lm? of yin Staining. 15' of Excuses can laugh at the others who on Tiel Om may 95 me Ot lu, tlylilg awkwardly and uneasily try to explain to tml: up A glfu Lxqusfj' Ld tm to teachers for certain offenses. A1nalgznnznetl Alibi Association help you Out' Does Away With Worry. After acquiring our ready-made alibis Have Poise. you will feel happier because you need no longer worry about fixing it up VVith at supply of A. A. A. ulibis with teachers. and excuses you can talk to teachers about your oFfenses with perfect ease B'ecome Popular With Teachers. and poise. As :rn example wc print -one Besides 101 everyday alibis the of Ou' fxcuic I' auch' lead? fo' 111511111 Handbook contains funny stories and nbc' Al You NWC to do 'S Check tw jokes to tell teachers to keep'them in Cxcubc dcaned' a good humor. Your joke about the Irishman has saved my life many a time writes Dizzy Cohen of the Night School for the Dumb. EXCUSE FOR TARDINESS OR ABSENCE- ' Don't Send A Penny- Please excuse , ..................,....... Send TWefltY'FiVe- for being .......... yesterday on account of: Alarm failed to sound-Thought. it was Sat- urday-lnsomnia-Lessons unprepared-Im , 0 - disposed-Studied too late-Sickness-Lazh A' A' A Brown S Statwn' ness-Overslept-Naturally tardy-Miscellzu Here's 25c for your Handbook of Excuses. nnnns reasons-Cnn't serve detention because I want perfect poise when 1 explain for --Further remarks ..................... leaving the building without permission, chewing gum, being tardy or absent, etc. Name and address ........................ All Olll' other excuses are just as .......................................... good as the one here. Page 153 E9 3 i 6 H '-- T. 1 L+ - Q. I ,l -' ??P T K9 CRLSSEI' STAFF GOFS CRAZY We ve got to fret busy not much tlme left now who d you t1ke to the show lxst Illgllt look at these snaps I m gonna Hunk Blologv 1f I don t studs qult kxekmg me had 11 swell date yesterday we we got to get busy wrxtmg copy sax Louxse tlns lettermg 15 not so good IS Vera. Pulham on C1esset stall' I don t know Mass Stem savs we see too many shows that was a good one Wednesday R1eh1rd you must lealn to be stern and hardboxled yes mam 1f you thmk bemg on annual st xfl IS good Job you ought to try It once ol1 my I havent looked at my Enghsh tl11s week only ten more days to work on Cresset Just what IS Maxme s Job anyway sav g1ve me some of that gum too don t tlnnk I 111 arlstocratle Jack get those tlnngs wr1tten up by tomorrow yes m un when can We haxe a meetmg 1V1tll0I1t lettmg Hxrold know lt thats '1 good 1de1 dld vou see the Hall last Saturday hey there pass the cmdv mound ne 111K fixe l1und1ed are already sold we re worklng on the panels hurry tlns meetmg up so We f-an get out 1n tune for the matmee no I don t tlnnk Ralph Brul IS dangerous yet w1sl1 I could find tune to sleep when s the next dmce sly wl1 It 'ue vou domg to nlght come oser R1cl1ard nd well work on the C1CSQCt all rxfrht Fls1e now you tell one Betty l1ow manv dates d1d you haxe last nwht l1ow unusual l1 we you heard that one about the travehnvr salesmm oh thats not nlce yes m nn vsell how about gettmg down to busmess on tlns tlnng l1ere s .1 good one about the Il'15llID m lf you have heard It stop me oh vou have yes ue ll take these pletmes gee onlv Clgllt more days to wolk on the Cresset say you Junlors ought not to let them put you on the Cresset staff next year unless you want to be holding the S1Llx ves 111 1111 I wlll l1ave that ready tomorrow su1e but gum stnnulates the m1nd IS well as the 1lWS Clyde hase vou done am thmg Exe touchdowns each of you get Ill a semt bv vouxselt ree only Exe more days left before gomg to press where s my penell ln vom h md vou boob these meetlngs are a pam now Just two more dns to get our work done let s get tl11S meetmg ow er wlth or we ll be late for the show WOTTA SHAMf ' A dance, a data Perchanee out lata A class, '1 qlI1Z73. No pass, gee Wl1llA'1 Mall exrrler Is tlns package for vou? lhe name IS oblltelated RBSldCHt Nope, It can t be for me, my name s Ol Re1lly Page 154 4 I . :LQ ' - ' Q ..'.- - Q , A v r J . 1 - 1 C, 1. . 1 - 1 . . 1 . . . . c ' V - v 1' 1 . . . . . . , .1 y 1 1 - ,- ' ' ' . 1 ' fl' . 1 .. 1 .1 Y ' . 1 1 . ' F ' . 1 ' .. ' 1 I 1 1 Z 7 . 1 1 1 1 . . A 1 ' 1 - . . ,A . 1 1 J I . I 1 ,. 1 -A .1' ' 1 , . 1 1 . . . . - I Vx J. . . . . ' 1 1 1 1 7 Z 1 . 1 I 1 , c' 1 ' ' ' Z 2. ' 2' ' .1 1 1 . 1 ' ' 1 '- ' 1 1 1- , , . . 1 . , . . . . 1 x . 1 ' , V . . 1 . 1 1 1 1, -1 - 1 1 1, 1 . .1 - - 1 l 1 1 1 ' 3 ' 1, 1 D 1. I J ' 1 J 1 V 1: D . , 1 I ' l c ' ' 1. D 1 1, 1' 1 1 1 . . 1 1 J .I J .1 ' ' . 1 . ' 1 1 1 ' ' . ' 1 1 1 1 . . I I- 1 v .1 . 1 1 1 ' .' K Z J 1 I ' 1 ' 1 ' . Z 1. J Z U . 1 . 1 . 1 , y y 1 . 1 ' 1: .1 ,J . . . . . rp 1 ' ' ' ' 1 1 4 . 1. . .- . . 1 1 - x 1 1 1 1 - Z' ' . 1 ' ' r ' ' 1, ': . L, ' 1 1 , '11 1 1 1.. 1 - sr 1 rw, ' ' . U , . 1 1. . . 1, 1 1 1 . 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Well, anyway, as I was a-sayin', I was standin' thai' an erlong como the cutest little feller-oh, he weren't so little, but my! he was sweet lookin'-'ies like your Rube used t' be when he was a pup y' know. VVell, this boy had black hair, real nice and sorta curly, an' he was dressed jes like them advertisements y' see in magazines of men's clothes-y' know them real classy lookin' ones. Then I heerd some of the other fellers standin' that a-talkin' about him. They was callin' him Mama's darlin' an' all sich names. They sed when he played basketball he was skccrcd that he'd throw a basket oncet in a whileg or that he might git his lily white hands dirty. lfVhat cha reckon they mcaned about throwin' baskets, Mrs. Hopkins? I didn't know. The other fellers thought he was one 0' them stuck up sissies or shieks or sumpthin' y' know. An' then Chere's whnr th' funny part startsj, an then, erlong about noon I was passin' 'char agin, lookin' fer Cy an erlong come a hul troupe o' boys, they all had on white sweaters with big purple C's on 'emt An' rite in th' middle o' the gang-thar was that cute little boy all dolled up like a gal, with little socks, an' a gal's dress an' everything y' know. An' more paint on his sweet girlish face! my lan' sakes,,they sure had that boy a-lookin' like these city gals nowadays, all rite. An' on the back o' him, they had a card an' it sed, The 'Idle' oi' thc VVhite f:n'nily. An' rite thar I changed my opinion of him, an' good an' quick too. I thinks t' Humph ! M. '27 C stands for Creation R stands for Revision P1 E stands for Excellence , S stands for Scholarship li, S stands for Superior 4.4 E stands for Education T stands for Teachers. Evolution 1870-A gig and a gal. 1920-A Hivver and a flapper. 1950-A plane and a jane. Page 156 l I QQ o mv L, ---- ...TP- - 1' fr. M f If H ix L M -1 E1 H gl H ii f 'E 1 1, T , in..-J L.. ,wh-.1 I W H 5 I w w I H .-.Vx h if ff J! - YVffv .--Y---f-Y - V- f-VY Y vizqx,-il,,411-5,f:,.rQfj:Q' -.fr wif. , ,, ,, , , Q 1, if -': 1l,g:. A3 4 ' - -' ' t 'x ' V lgf-. if--::1.',1-:. I! 1- - -, ,AJ H W Q4 H E E S Page 151 A l K vi J' v 2 gr-A pw- Q 1,-H--- - 2 J I-Q-N 'f-- ---f- --f - 4 OUR REPORTER GETS CHARACTER SKETCHES OF TWO CELEBRITIES Just An Old-Fashioned Boy As I neared his room I heard some vociferous language and sniffed the order of Camel smoke and thought surely this must be some sailor's room. but nay, it was only Sam Newton. My editor said no one knew much about Sam, hence my as- signment. I knew he would be bored by my trying to interview him but I 'tried to be interesting. Well, Mr. Newton, I began, how do you like school?,' Boresome, was his sharp reply. He finally confided, however, that those high school kids are so dumb they don't know what it's all about. There are some good looking girls over here, how do you like them, Mr. Newton ? Boresome. I knew he had been dating university girls altogether and wondered if he cared for high school talent, or vice versa. I see you at some of the high school dances, how do you like them, Mr. Newton P Boresome. I also see you in class and as you never say anything I suppose you are deep- ly interested in the discussion. Is that true, Mr. Newton? Nah, I'm bored. Will you be at the graduating exercises, Mr. Newton P Nope, too boresomef' The interview became so boresome to me that I skipped out before Mr. Newton told me I was boresomc to him. Our Pride and Joy, or The Boy Who Has It I presented my card and after a long wait, as I had expected, there stood the man I had longed to talk with. Yes, there he stood in the Hesh, Fritz Von Brand. Of course I felt thrilled by this famous personage of poise, It, and all-round appeal. Mr. Brand played basketball the past season and wore out the seats of two uniforms. Starting oii' tilnidly, I asked him if, ever in his life, he had shot a basket on the courtL He admitted that he had not, but assured ine that while in the act of at- tempting to throw the basket he showed excellent form and looked like Annette Kel- lerman, only she is a woman. I asked him how he trained and he told me he drove a car, a sedan I believe, and had developed a strong Adam's apple by holding his head in the air at 90 degrees and speaking to a Select Few. I also have a saxa- phone, he added. YVhy is it, Mr. Brand, I asked, that you seem so reserved at school and rec- ognize but a few of your acquaintances ? So many of us mediocre people had won- dered if he felt too good, or if it were just natural. It's just my way, he said, and besides I don't care to stoop to the mire and speak to all of the common herd. Then you are an aristoerat-a thoroughbred with blueblood in your veins P I am, he confessed. I began laughing and had to end the interview right in the middle of the fun. Pn ee 1-:R Q51 e ij ,,. ,-,,, .L 1'f -- 2 'UP' w LISTEN dear 'Yr 'X' 'lf CHILDREN if you M' 'X' N' GO ON to school 4+ ae ae SOMEVVI-I'ERE else and ae ee ee THEY HAVE an annual '35 99 'X' HERE'S ONE thing ae ae ae YOU MUST not let -x- ac- ae THEM DO: suck you ec- -me ee- UNDERH by putting ae ee -n- YOU ON the staif. -as -x- ac- WELL, all you do 99 if' if IF you're not as as ac- ON THE staff' ee ec- ac- IS PAY two bucks as -x- fc- GET YOUR Cresset -me ac. -me OPEN IT up and IT JUST a little 96 66 ae AND IF you like if' 95 -JP THE BOOK pat us ae ac- -x- ON THE back and ac- az- ee SAY SO or buy -is ae ac- US A banana split -me -x- ae YVITH TI-FREE cherries as ac- ac- ON IT and if you 9? 46 'IF DON'T LIKE it well- SHH-SI-IH-shhh ! ae ae ac- YOU KNOVV it sure -me ae +e- IS SOME job -x- ee ae TRYING TO iill 99 95 99 EACH OF these 'X' K' -K- PAGES YVITH something ee -me -is VVORTH VVI-IILE and of ae -me ee COURSE MANY of the POSSIBLY enjoy it PAGES MAY not be worth '39 '35 99 99 '35 99 THINKING nothing of IVHHILE AND maybe you -me ae ac- ae ae -is 'fx' THE TIME and worry VVONDER IVHY on earth W ae ee ae 'ie ac- as SPENT ON the VVE PUT such .21 thing 'LJ BLOOMING thing. AS THIS in the Cresset. ae -me -me ac- -me ae VVE'RE NOT asking WELL1, DEAR reader, -x- ef- -ie ae ee ac- YOU FOR sympathy IT'S JUST another ae ae as 5+ ee ae BUT IVE would VVAY OF filling -me ee ae -is ee' -me LIKE FOR you A PAGE, that's all. ez- ee- -me ae as -me TO THINK about YOU'RE WVELCOME. 4 Page 159 5 E if -L i.. - '-Ir The following merchants are loyal friends 657331-Q LQnE5Q25,1Jl?FlTl and 100623 boosters of the 1927 1 Cresset. 810.00 Contributors: 1. Parker Furniture Store 2. McQuitty Printing Co. 3. Pecl-is Drug Store 4-. Miller Shoe Store 5. Fredenrlnll Dep't Store 6. Victor Barth Clothing Co. 7. Standard Mercantile Co. 8. Harris' Cafe 9. Buchroederis Jewelry Store 1 10. Kress 8: Co. . 11. F. YV. Vtloolworth K Co. 12. Piggly VViggly-Haynes Co. 13. Central Dairy H+. Boone County Lumber Co. 15. I-Ieibel's Pharmacy 16. Dorn-Cloney Laundry 17. Hopper-Pollard 81 Co. 18. Columbia Daily Tribune 19. Rosenthal School of Commerce 20. Columbia Rental and Ins. Co. X 21. Missouri Stores of Columbia Page 160 3 ...-...- ,Qs - AN J 7459612 FQ ,. I 5 00 Contributors Sykes and Broadhead Clothing Co. Tavern Drug Store Prather Bros. Drugs Burton's Poultry Bernard's Floral Co. Boone County Trust Columbia Floral Co. Exchange National Bank Davis Coal Co. A Boswell's Clothing Co. Brzxselton's Shoe Store Wolff'-Berger Clothing Columbia Savinlrgs Bank College Inn Cafe Lindsey's Jewelry Store Goldm:1n's Clothing Co. Cox Bros. Garage University F1-uit Co. Drug- Shop Athens Elec. Shop Newman Hardware Co. Scott's Book Shop ll.l8.yl01',S Garage Inge 161 i.J 6 li., ..a. -L 'T ' '1 3' 0 SC2?2l3nLfCQ1'iQ,,.'E0f I9 Best lfishes to CLASS OF '27 and THE CRESSET SUPERIOR SCHOOL SUPPLY CO., K. C. MO. Your PHOTOGRAPH ER V WES-LEY BLACKMORE 910-A Broadway 35-Phone Cb 1.-J fk I 2:7 l---- ' .s. ....... ' 1'- 1 1 ,l l 'J X 355.00 Contributors fCon'tj 24 Higbee and Hlockudny Clothing Co. 25 I,evy's Shoe Store Q6 .l:.xckson's Clothing Co. Q7 Recreation Parlor 28 Oak Barber Shop 29 Arnold's Market 30 Herald-Stzmtcsumn Publishing Co. 31 Ridgway Printing Co. 32 J:1ckson's Grocery Co. Nowcll's Wllolesale Grocery Co. 34- LC01lF11'd Oil Co. 35 Taylor Music Co. 36. Ricliurds Meat Market 37 P1att's Electric Shop 38 1 axton Lumber Co., K. C., Kams. Q Professional Men Dr. R. A. VVnltcrs, O. D. Dr. H. I. Bragg Hardy Osteopathic Clinic lmgf my td f V77 H -LC -1-1,-- C -J-:if -T A Burger Boolf'-the very name commands unusual in- terest for a college or school annualg for more prizes have been won by books engraved by Burger than by those of any two other engraving houses. Give your book the same chance. GMc,jBur9er Efpgrauing 6. Sth lsWYANDllTTE 5f5 N KANSAS CITY, MO.-. xlumrnzf ev!! sf -- - --?.n 1 I Q9 2.7 .-......1-- i - 1'- - 1 aw... 'Imam faww, 0.Z,,6-j,MW, F e .. AUTOGRAPHS L sk lfjs f L if L 4- : ,. f 'I 1 'ivy :J 'X 1' I , v I l 4. 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