Hickman High School - Cresset Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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' aff-we qw ww -e M9 A Q Q 6: as xl muy X Y x Ar' I DT' hx 1 Q 'Z 6, Q , AE Wi We Z-tif l wg l l i chili QKTLQ: yfdiia UNH VF'-iii? Wlffiagf-0' Now this great tribe had grown in power. And they took unto themselves more leaders, making the number seven and ten. And when they were de- parted from the king they went into new countries and overthrew new enemies. And these are the enemies that they overthrew: The Poetrites and Themeites under the leadership of Mary of the house of Ford, and Mary of the house of Wharton, the Dateites and the Historites under the leadership of Mary of the house of Gray, and Saidee of the house of Steang the Germanacites under the .leadership of Winifred of the house of Remleyg and the Cmsarites, the Cicerites, and the Virgilites under the leadership of Isabel of the house of Johnsong the whisperites and the wiggleites under the leadership of Dora of the house of liamsg the Prepites of M. U. under the leadership of Ernest of the house of Toddgthe Maizeites under the leadership of John of the house of McPherson, the Mathematicites under the leadership of Ora of the house of Fox, and Ruth of the house of Eversoleg the Gymnites under the leadership of Mildred of the house of Norris, the Bacteriaites and the Biolocites under the leadership of Grace of the house of Gordon, the Manualites under the leadership of Zedda of the house of Strong, the Teacherites under Minnie of the house of Snellingsg the Tpyerites and the Bookkeepites under Rose of the house of Rosenthalg the Electricites under Meta of the house of Eitzeng the Buttonholeites and the Domesticites under Oneita of the house of Iadwin. .And when all this was finished, all the Senites that were present came before the king shouting: Victory! victory! And there came out to meet them one Kelly of the house of Alexander, singing and dancing. And he cried in a loud voice: The Senites that have gone before have slain their thousands, but the Senites of one thousand nine hundred and fourteen have slain their tens of thousands. And there assembled at the palace in the Land of Learning a great multitude before King Edward Buford, and he turned his face and smiled upon them. Then there was great rejoicing, and King Edward Buford gave unto each Senite a roll bearing his seal.. Thus all the work that the High- schoolites wrought for the house of Cauthorn was finished. Here endeth the fourth and last chronicle. 13

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, , N Q7 WS-7 J-,asa ga LMT mfs Y T ' 'gk ,I li? n-I- I Qian i ivy. -1-Ql:CDfDl:f Qiqfl QQ ' 0- .11 --1 Q' xV ' l gi' 6'k9J?gl4A5 ii Class History. OW in the days of King Edward Buford, of the house of Cauthorn, there came into the Land of Learning two mighty tribes. And these are they that came into the Land of Learning: Bentonites and Jeffersonites. And they took unto themselves the name of High- schoolites. And they became a widely ruling people. And' as they sojourned in the Land of Learning, great praise they took unto themselves as they bethought them of the bleached bones that lay behind them on the parching plains in the Land of the Grammarites. Thus with stiffened necks and heads aloft they marched boldly forth, bearing their parch- ments and armor on high. When Lo! King Edward Buford cafled them before his lofty judgment throne. Then Edward Buford, the king, stood upon his feet and said: H Hear me, my people and my children. Know ye not that ye are descended from the tribes of the Bentonites and the Jeffersonites? Moreover ye are the Highschoolites, but in the great conquest, ye must go under the banners of the Freshites, Sophites, Junites, and Senitesf' Then he divided the tribe and these are they that are known as the Ereshites: Valinda of the house of Airey, Grace of the house of Barkwell, Pansy of the house of Bayless, Julia of the house of Bayley, Mary Louise of the house of Brown, and so on unto Lenore of the house of Watts, Callie of the house of Windsor, john of the house of Wilson, and Aldeah of the house of Wise. And this same tribe took unto itself twelve leaders. And with these mighty leaders they travelled throughout strange countries and conquered many foes, among which were the Ignorites. And when they had slain their enemies they sent messengers to King Edward Buford to receive their rewards. And he gave unto each Freshite a gradite thereof. And the Freshites returned into their own land and there was great rejoicing throughout the kingdom. Here endeth the first chronicle. ' And it came to pass that the people of this great tribe were no longer known as the Freshites, but instead, were known as the Sophites. And they took unto themselves the same leaders. And they went before King Edward Buford, and he spake unto them these words: Be of good courage, and let us play the man for our people and the cities of the Highschoolitesf' And they departed. And behold, they won great victories. Then again King Edward Buford gave unto each Sophite a gradite thereof. And he summoned them into their own country. Here endeth the second chronicle. And it came to pass, at the time of the return of the year, at the time when kings go out to battle, that the same leaders led forth their army under the names of junites, and they wasted the vast country. And the leaders and all the people returned. Here endeth the third chronicle. 12

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, a . new-7 4, iff-Qkggggf' 1 - 'gg I vt 9' KK X mm 4 ' 'gy d, QR gm We 1:1 tm., l lm, 1 .Hi ll ll-lil I llv lf lliiibmsl? BX I '?5 Air 9 GILTNER INGLES The man of life upright whose . guiltless heart is free from thoughts of vanity Staff, Senior Play, American History Play, Chorus JOHN BREWER Asked to have no jokes on him Senior play FRANCIS MooRE She was a woman of a stirring life, whose heart was in her house LULU HUGHES Wee,modest, crimson, tipped flower CUTHBERT STEPHENSON An athlete and a gentleman Staff, Salutatorian, President Senior class, American His- tory Play, Basketball, '13 and '14, Tennis '13 and '14, Capt. Senior Play FRANK HOFFMAN A eomely old man, as busy as a bee GRACE BARKWELL Attractions of matrimony were too great HELEN FINLEY Her modest looks the cot- tage might adorn, sweet as the primrose peeps beneath the thorn l Chorus S . 1 , W-. e 14