Hibbard High School - Lantern Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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N -if ww T H E L A N T E R N THEY'RE OFF! Silas fa bachelor-that's the best way to bej: Mira, fthis to his land- ladyj : I bought these red socks back in 1906. I wish you would Wash them, as I want to wear 'em. I guess they have been in the. drawer long enough. L. 1... Claterj: I say, Si falarminglyj The socks have 'run.' Si: NVell, what can you expect after the things have been lying idle after all these years? HEARD AT THE RIVIERA Comedian: I've lost my molasses candy. 2nd Ditto: 'AVVell, what of it? You can buy some more. Comedian: Hut I want this taffyf' Znd Comedian: VVhy F Comedian: My teeth are in it. Come on folks. Let's sing the grand finale from the De QLuxje perform- ance of the bubbling opera Suds. BARRARISM Heading of editorial in Chicago Daily News: Saw Two Alive, Three Dead. Many are the students who show their Darwinism climbing poles in the gym. A man went into Cohen's Book Store and asked: Have you got a copy of 'Who's VVho and What's What' by Jerome K. Jerome ? Cohen replied: No, sir, but I've got 'VVho's I-Ie and Vat's He Got,' by Bradstreet. +.1g.-......1 .1........-.I.-..1..1..1..1..1..1..1,,.1..1 1nn..n'-. 1nn1un1u.iu....nn1nn..q........ 4 u WE BELIEVE IN HIBBARD HIGH STUDENTS T i AND PROVED IT BY HAVING MISS ROSS'S I ART CLASS MAKE OUR SIGNATURE CUT FOR US! I I . I I We like it .,. Keep up the in : 'F w- T ' l X ' ' 1. my much. fm' w Bob i I ,lg g my Robert Turgeon , ' D0n'f YOU? - 3211 LANRENCENE. - Drew this ' ' I l. 2 in-.------u------up-n ----------- ----.-- - -,.-..-.,!, +.-..-..-...-...-..-..-....-..-........-.......- - .-....-..-...-..-.......-..-..-...-...-. -..-..-..-.. t T M JOHN T. CUNNINGHAM, President ALLEN D. CUNNINGHAM, Vice President i I : i JOHN T. CUNNINGHAM ICE CREAM COMPANY 1 5 Manufacturers of I Q DELICIOUS rcs CREAMS. i The Standard in Chicago for over 35 years i l Inspect our up to date factory. The last word in modern etiiciency and perfection. Ice Cream ' 9 is rich in health food values for young and old. Chicago's Commissioner of Health, I 1. Dr. Herman N. Bundeson says, i I ICE CREAM IS A HEALTH FOOD INSIST ON CUNNlNGHAM'S I Main Office and Factory 2235 W. VAN BUREN ST. All Phones West 0752 I .. E 'Pn11I-1:11:llaI--II-nlI1-11111lin11:1n1anninu:nnina1l11uu1uuinn1una-nn:-ul1sn1uu1ln1ln1ln1:u1un1u+

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Vlflfliffirf p A W 'r H E L A N T E R N - 1- 1- 1- - 1- - fr.-2.-...-.... 1: - - 1: 1: ----- ..-..-...-..-..-...........-ug. 4 l l l l COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND 1 i l I l 1 . I l -lu--- ----------- ' ---------------- ----+ Amelia Heyna: She told me you told her that secret I told you not to tell her. Grace Struck: VVhy, I was particular to tell her not to tell you. Amelia Heyna: VVell, told her I wouldn't tell you she told me, so don't tell her I did. Clara R.: All clever people are conceitedf' Mildred P.: Oh, I don't know, I'm not. Dear Mr. Ilrinsen: Please excuse Edna Osberg for being absent yesterday, as she fell in the mud. By doing same you will oblige. Yours very truly, Fair Young 'llhingz When I read of the wonderful inventions in elec- tricity, it makes me think a little. Mr. Smart Aleck: Isn't it remarkable what electricity can do? Betty Schwab: I-Ie's so romantic. VVl1eneyer he speaks to me ne always starts 'Fair Ladyf 'llheodorez Oh, that is force of habit. He used to be a street car conductor. LEARNING Anna Huska: How long did it take you to learn to skate ? Margaret junio: Oh, about a dozen sittings. OFF AND ON You give your clerks two weeks' vacation every year, don't you, Mr. Tin- tack F asked a friend. --Alle. ,1l..'.l.l..1,1.- mont 1, gltllltih tie eminent iaic male cca ci. A month 7' Yes, 'llwo weeks when I go on my vacation and two when they go on theirs.