Heyburn High School - Pirate Yearbook (Heyburn, ID)

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lg lar ix Verla: Is Mr. Young economical? Dorothy: Is he? Why he even opens the window before looking out so he won't wear out the glass. Plflllvklk Mr. Young in biology class was explaining the dolphin and its habits. And just think class a single dolphin can have a thousand little ones. Ann-Oh, then how many must the married ones have? - vkvklklk Mr. Smith-Marguerite if you don't turn around I'll take you out and you wonit forget it. Marguerite-But, Mr. Smith, mother doesn't let me step out. Hklkvkvk Miss Geier-I wish the Lord had made me a man. Bolen-He did. I am the man. at ik at if of Louise's essays-a man inches fat. Found in one 5 feet and seven wk fr wr -r Marguerite drove up to a gas station one day and said-I want a quart of oil. Man in Charge--What kind, heavy? Marguerite-Say young man, d0n't get fresh with me. vkvklkfk Nelflon has the honor of being Mrs. Renclier's little lamb. . Hklklklk Carl Schrock in Agriculture Class-W'hat is a milking short-horn cow? Mr. Young-One of those high powered ones that gives milk. ekfllikbk Says Cloyd to Eldrecl-Wliat do you wear, both a belt and suspenders? Q Says Eldred to Cloyd-I play safety first. Hkfklkif Fifty years ago today, a wilderness was here- A man with powder in his gun Went out to hunt a deer. But now the times have changed somewhat Along a different plan- A dear with powder on her nose Goes out to hunt a man. Dentist to Donald Fruit-Do you want gas? Donald-Yes, and you had better look at the oil, too. bk 4: wk 4: Verla-Oh! Mr. Young, I've found a TICW addition to the solar system, a soular system. Mr. Young-What's that? I can't see difference in the sky. any Verla-It's a new moon and it only shines in Arizona. 41 at lr In Virginia-Ross, how many letters in alphabet? Ross-just two: U and I. at at Pk in the Carl Hansen-How do you like your elec- tric washer you got? Miss Geier-Not so wellg every time I in the thing the paddles knock me off feet. lkfkikvk get UTY Small Child Clooking at ,snowj-Mother, what's that white stuff over there? Lady-Why, that's snow. Child-Why, I thought it was popped rain. lkvlflklil Mr. Smith-I'm tempted to give you a Civics Class-Yield not to temptation. lkfklkfk Arthur-What was the man giving the phant to drink? Johnny-Camphor. Arthur-VVhy campthor? Johnny-To keep! the moths out of trunk. Hkiklklk Verda Cole-There's not another boy in school as clever as my Bolin. Hettie-Go on, how's that? Verda-Well, look at those two chairs. Brolin made them all out of his own head has 'enough wood to make an arm chair. we ik wr at BUTCHER'S ROMANCE This is all Bologne. I never sausage eyes as thine. And if you'll bucher hand in mine And liver around me every day We'll seek some Hamlet far away. We'll meet life's frown with life's carees, And cleaver to happiness. test. ele- his this My 3.11 E1

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is THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END WHEN: Romana's bare legs are not showing. Mr. Smith stops putting 4:45 on the board. Ray gets a mouthful. Donald quits blushing when winked at. Julia and Virginia aren't pains. Hettie gets slim. Ethel quits playing hooky. Orville Stimpson quits giggling. Raymond and Mrs. Rencher agree. Young is old. iili Doctor-My pet Billy goat is seriously ill from eating a complete leather-bound set of Shakespeare. What do you prescribe? Answer-Am sending Literary Digest by re- turn mail. 18141 Little Boy-Look, Ma, the circus has come to towng there's one of the clowns. Ma--Hush, darlingg that's not a clown, that's just a Heyburn student. lklklkllr Pupil-My father says we are decended from apes. Teacher-Your family matters have no in- terest for the class. Hkillllk Miss Geier-I believe forgetting of names is a lack of intelligence. Virginia Payne-I don't think so, because I am troubled with that myself. tiki Lela-I thought you were going to kiss me when you puckered up your lips just now. Johnny Drew-No-er. It was only a piece of grit in my mouth. Lela-Then, for goodness sake, swallow itg you need some. 4111111141 Mary Markham Cto Wallace C. after he had drunk two glasses of milk and was asking for a third.J-I thought you had outgrown that desire? VVallace-I have, but I still like it in the glass. 4114118 Carl Schrock fin Englishb-Why shouldn't all trains be spoken of as she: for example: Here she comes, sneaking of a train? Mrs. Rancher-Why not, Carl? Carl-Because none of them are mail trains. THINGS NEVER SEEN IN H. H. S.- 1-Katie Utz's knees. 2-Miss Geier smiling. 3-Marguerite without her gum. 4-Cloyd not Shorty. 5-Romana and Nan withoult Don and Russel. 6-Myrtle as a vamp. 7-Don Fridley not thinking himself the sheik of H. H. S. S-Golda Draper satisfied. - 9--Claude Cofer stepping out with a girl. 10-Eldred not Slim. Ik 4- -s ik Clara Morgan-May I go riding with my brother? Mr. Smith-How long have you known him? Clara-About three weeks. 4- 4- 41 4- Mr. Young I in biology classj-What do you know about cells? Pierce-Not muchg I've only been in two. 4 if lk It Mrs. Rencher-Name a noun that can be felt. Raymond-Cootie. 4-u 4- 4- 4- Thelma-Why does Verda always shut her eyes when she sings? Lula-So she can't see us suffer. 4- 4- Ik 4- Christie Con a dark night with Oscarj- Darling, can anything ever come between us? Eavesdropper-Impossible. lk lk 4- 4- Miss Geier-What do you see under the table, D-on, Don-Legs, Miss Geier. lkfkaklk Ethel Stimpson-Why is Miss Geier going to have her hair marcelled again Friday? y wk lk 4- 4- Mr. Young-I am going to the country. Mr. Smith-For the week end? Mr. Young-No, heart trouble, 4-. 4- Ik 4- Walter Dunlap Cat danceJ+What is that step that couple is doing? Marion Warner--That's the horse walk. Walter Dunlap-Why do you call it the horse walk? Marion Warner--Wagon behind. ll! lk li lk Mr. Young-Eldred, what thing of impor- tance do we have now that we didn't have 50 vears ago? ' Eldred-Me.