Hermon High School - Microphone Yearbook (Hermon, ME)

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KEYHOLE SPY Hi, Everybody! Well, here it is 1962 and we bet you can not wait to read the latest gossip! What is this affair between B. N. and L. A.? Oh, well, I suppose you are never too old to learn . . . What eighth grade girl seems to annoy Mr. Lovell; Now that’s not very nice, is it J. J.? . . . Who is Mr. Lundquist’s new friend? Could it be Albert or Albertina? Isn’t it a rather odd companion? . . . What’s the latest count of R. D.’s ex-girl- friends? Is anybody keeping score for him? . . . Has T. H. had any ap- plicants for his want-ads? . . . Who were the new teachers that some of the senior girls flipped over? We’ll never tell . . . What are the big attrac- tions in the eighth grade room? . . . Mr. Withee seems to be having quite a lot of trouble with the seniors . . . What two teachers had to be rousted out of bed by some of the students? How lazy can some people get!! After all, it was only three o’clock in the morning! Seriously, the seniors thank all those who helped to make the Hunters’ Breakfast a success . . .. And speaking about lazy people, N. H. brings a pillow to sit on. If the seats are that hard, perhaps you should write to your Congressman! . . . Why do the boys call A. H. “baby”? Some of the things he does makes us wonder . . . The girls in Junior Exhibition were slightly out-numbered, four to seven . . . What’s this I hear about Mr. W.? What time was it when you went fishing, anyway? Well, we sure hope you caught some for all of your trouble . . . Why did T. H. lose a tooth at the Hunters’ Breakfast? Could it be that they itched too much? ... I wonder what Mr. C.’s ideas are on having classes outside on the lawn? Ask S. R., she knows ... I hear that M. A. has plenty of boyfriends, especially tall ones. It must be nice! . . . Who is Whing-ding? Ask K. K., she’ll tell you . . . I’ve heard of trading used cars, but never trading used boyfriends. I guess it it doesn’t work out so well, as L. D. and A. W. can; tell you ... What’s this I hear about B. N. in P. O. D.? Is it really possible for some- one to be in love with a chair? . . . There sure must be a lot of hungry people in P.O.D. class. If you don’t believe me, check the desks once in a while. There’s more in them than books . . . How did B. N. get stuck on a side street in Bangor? Could it be that he was doing Mr. C. a favor? Well, at least Mr. C. lent him a shovel . . . Did D. G. really blackmail I. F.? Wouldn’t you like to know what it was all about? Well, ask them, . . . I hear that S. B. finally got a bright red car. Now that she has it, she wants to sell. Any prospects? . . . The number of diamond catchers in the senior class seems to vary. Anyone know the reason why, S. B.,? Well kids, this brings to a close another thrilling episode of the KEY- HOLE SPY. It’s time for me to hibernate for another year. But all you kids better be good, because never fear, I’ll be back again next year. EPSTEIN'S GOSS T. V. and ELECTRIC FOSS ESSO SERVICE 50 Years on the Job 'Never Undersold' South Brewer Radio-TV Service and Sales Phone 884-2238 Range and Fuel Oils Telephone 8021-3 Hampden, Maine Levant, Maine 21

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EIGHTH GRADE Seated, from left to right: L. Harris, S. Snow, S. Walls, B. Witherly, L. King, L. Ashe, C. Thibodeau, C. Leonard, S. Hudson, B. Burgess, L. Wentworth, L. Bevan, K. Dark, L. Miller. Second row: Mr. Overlook, Class Advisor, T. Dansereau, T. Duran, J. Homsted, N. Garland, K. Klienheltcr, L. Savage, E. Hanning, L. Burke, L. Harris, T. Partridge, J. Jewett, K. Taylor, J. Blanchard, R. Reyn- olds, R. Simmons, P. Rich. R. Lord, S. Spencer, Mr. Thomas. Third row: T. Clark, G. Lord. A. Thayer, D. Getchell, V. Spencer. A. Freeman, C. Harris, K. Light, M. Nickerson, D. Archer, J. Treadwell, F. Thayer, A. Smith, F. Noyes, M. Homsted. Short or Tall, Big or Small JOHN PAUL Fits ’Em All 51-57 Pickering Square Bangor, Mair The Class of 1966 held its first meeting and elected the following officers: President Linda Lou Harris; Vice President, Arlan Freeman; Secretary, Lorraine Ashe; Treasurer Carolyn Leonard; and Assistant Treasurer, Kathe Thomas. A king and queen were crowned at our class party on March 2,1962; they were Cliftoi Small and Nancy Garland. We have three J. V. Cheerleaders. They are Karen Kleinhelter Joanne Jewett, and Lorraine Ashe. Our class advisors are Mr. Overlock and Mr. Thomas. We would like to thank them fo their guidance. The class has had several projects They were a Food Sale at W. T. Grants an' a Fudge Sale in our school corridors. We have three majorettes in our class They are Lynn Bevan, Sandra Spencer, an Linda King. EIGHTH GRADE CLASS OFFICERS From left to right: Vice President, Arlan Free- man; President, Linda Lou Harris; Secretary, Lorraine Ashe; Treasurer, Carolyn Leonard. “Say It With Flowers” Trl. 947-8464 SUNNYSIDE GREENHOUSE Dwight S. Russell, Prop. CUT FLOWERS, DESIGNS, SEEDLINGS (Above Auditorium) Buck Street Bangor. Maine

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In future years, I hope you will laugh so hard there will be tears, at our jokes that now seem stale, which will then only bring fears -Of your getting old! JOKES COURTIN’ TROUBLE David G.: You’re the only girl I’ve ever Loved. Sharon C.: Just my luck; I always get stuck with the beginners. RACKET Mrs. Myers: How much do you pay Phyllis K to baby sit? Mr. Lundquist: We pay her 50 an hour to talk to her boyfriend, watch TV, and dean out the refrigerator. ANSWER Mr. Lovell: What is an expert? „ . Ronnie C X is a mathematical term used to denote something» unknown. Spurt is a drip of water under pressure. Therefore an x-spurt is an unkonwn drip under pressure. LOVE TROUBI.ES Senior to Junior: We’re having a little disagreement. I want a big church wedding, and he wants to break the engagement. SPORT The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. GETTING OLD Marcia C. had just received her diploma when she said, “I’m Free.’’ A little boy standing beside her spoke up; “That s nothing, Im four. WHAT'S WATER Mr. Lord: Richard, what is the formula for water? Richard: HIJKLMNO Mr. Lord: Are you trying to be funny? Richard: No, you told us the formula for water was H to O. 22