Hermon High School - Microphone Yearbook (Hermon, ME)

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H. H. S. SONG HITS “So Rare” Neckties Around H. H. S. “Are You Lonesome Tonight” Detention Hall Lost City” — Hermon “I Should Care” Seniors After Final Exams “Sleepy Lagoon” Study Hall “Unbelievable” ........................-................ Passing A Test “It’s a Most Unusual Day” School Closed for Holidays “Just in Time”-------------------------------------------- 8:30 Bell “Too Marvelous for Words” Mr. Lord’s Classes “Lets Call The Whole Thing Off” Tests “Fall Out” 3:00 Bell “Out of Nowhere” — Comes Mr. Lundquist “The High and the Mighty”-------------------------------------- - Seniors “What’ll I Do” Report Cards “It’s All In The Game” Flunking A Test “Pretend”----------------------------------------------- Straight A’s “Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen”............................ Faculty “Steal Away” ......................... -............... Skipping School WANTED COLUMN A Good Car Speed------------------------ Bobby Pins------------------- A New Boyfriend ............. A New Girlfriend Height Curls .......-..............— Girls Parking Place---------------- Boys License A Good Yearbook A Little Work..... Money Plenty of Snow In Winter...-. Kennedy Pins----------------- A C 4- Sally Bartlett Shirley Light Kathy Hansen ........... Cathy Kleinhelter Melvin Duplisea Judy Andrews Mary Voudoukis Sonny Buzzell Mrs. Myers Sharon Clark Eddie Conant Hermon . The Faculty The Senior Class Mr. MacDonald Roger Pike and Dale Douglas Bernard Duplisea Armstrong Floor Covering Formira Counter Tops Expert Installation HAMPDEN HARDWARE CO. Hampden, Maine Tel. 32-2 C. E. NOYES CO. Tire Distributors Retreading — Accessories 315 Harlow Street Bangor, Maine Dial 2-8277 21 TGN TRAILER COURT Route 2—Hermon, Maine On Carmel-Hermon Line Phone Hermon 8-5563 Brown White Paper Co. PAPER MERCHANTS Telephone 4883 73 Broad Street Bangor, Maine

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KEYHOLE SPY Hi Kids, What Senior girl did Reverend Booker catch with a hat full of sins? What about it M. V.? ... I always thought the Student Council of Hermon was represented by the most Democratic students in school. But—from what I hear, that’s not so. The election of Student Council officers was crooked The following were chosen: President—S. R., Vice President— M D. Secretary—J. M., and Treasurer C. G.—It makes you wonder, doesn’t it? . . . Ask M. V., S. L., and J. A. why they go for so many rides on the 30 foot slides . . . Whats all this “Ma and Pa” business, K. H. and R. T.? . . . Say, J. A. why do all the boys call you “Fifi” and “Frenchie”? . . . What girls are taking up deer watching in the early morning hours? . . . Neither rain nor sleet nor snow can keep M. D. from C. K.’s house on Saturday nights. What three Hermon boys like to swim in the winter, through ice no less? . . . Who does B. N. call “Chubby”? Who in turn calls B. N. “Snewcombs”? Could it be S. R.? . . . Hey, what’s this I hear about S. C. teaching Algebra in class, Uh? I’d say Mr. O. got the best of her in the long run . .. Say, who’s the cute Senior girl who joined the class when the Senior Superlative pictures were taken. Wow! Her figure tops all I’ve seen . . . Has anyone heard all the chatter that comes from the Girls’ locker room? It seems as if the Girls’ Basketball Team can’t get along too well . . . Say J. A. and V. B., what are the blackmail pictures that S. L. has of you? ... It seems as if the Girls’ Basketball Team has a new fad now. I know you girls go in for things in a big way, but using showers for water fights??? Isn’t that carrying things a little too far? ... I hear that M. V. gets quite a few bangs out of her private dressing room, especially if someone wants to get in . . . What’s the Freshman class got that the Senior Class hasn’t? Could it be S. C.? What about it H. S.? . . . Have you seen the sparkles around the halls? They are coming from Miss S. finger. Good luck to our 1960-61 diamond catcher ... I hear W. H. has made a New Year’s Resolution to pals in all of his French II home- work. If he keeps it, Mr. S. might die of surprise . . . Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. L. on their healthy new arrival ... As I hear it a few Sen- iors had quite a time New Year’s Eve. What about it—uh? Why does B. N. wear his knee pads around his ankles while playing basketball? . . . Who’s the clumsy girl who shut her finger in the safe door? Was it be- cause you didn’t want to type J. H.? . . . Goo-goo eyes are exchanged each day by G. L. and S. D. . . . Mr. O. should receive an award for his brave deed. We, the Microphone staff, want him to know we are proud to have a teacher like him at Hermon . . . Who can guess whose legs these are? Hint! “Six little night owls out all night. 6:30 and five pounds more found them at The Hermon Gym door.” If you still don’t know who these beauties are, turn immediately to page 201! Time has come to leave you once again. I hope you’ve enjoyed this year’s episode of “The Keyhole Spy.” EPSTEIN'S South Brewer “Never Undersold GOSS T. V. and ELECTRIC Radio-TV Service and Sales Phone 4-2238 FOSS ESSO SERVIC Range and Fuel Oik Telephone 8021-3 Hampden, Maine 50 Years on the Job Levant, Maine

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In future years, I hope you will laugh so hard there will be tears, at our jokes that now seem stale, which will then only bring fears.—Of your getting old! JOKES COURTIN’ TROUBLE Cathy K.: You’re very handsome. Mel D.: Gee, I wish I could say something nice about you. Cathy K.: You could if you lied as well as I do. RUDE AWAKENING Mrs. Flewelling: Is your son hard to get out of bed in the morning? Mrs. Conant: No, I just open the door and throw the cat on his bed. Mrs. Flewelling: How does that waken him? Mrs. Conant: He sleeps with the dog! SORRY J. Henry: My fiance has been telling everybody he is going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. K. Hansen: Oh, what a shame, and after all the time you’ve been going with him. ON PURPOSE Mr. Spaulding: Have you ever had any accidents? Harry: No, except once a horse kicked me, and once a rattlesnake bit me. Mr. Spaulding: Goodness! Weren’t those accidents? Harry: No, they did it on purpose. REALLY Mr. Spaulding: What kind of dog is that? R. Pike: He is a police dog. Mr. Spaulding: He sure doesn’t look like a police dog. R. Pike: Of course not, he’s in the secret service. STEP AHEAD MAKES SENSE Sharon: How can you be so stupid? He: I’m glad I’m not a Frenchman. Virgil: Long range planning. She; Why? He: I can’t speak French. Question: Why did the inkdrops shed tears—? Answer: Because they put their mother in the pen and they didn’t know how long the rest of the sentence would be. Compliments of Compliments of FULLER ROAD TRAILER PARK Hermon, Maine Phone Hermon 8-3833 BOB'S GULF STATION Hampden, Maine KEN BATEY'S Pine Tree Store The Place To Go Far The Brands You Know Phone 27-2 Hampden, Maine C. A. BRAWN SON Chevron Service — General Repairing Light Acetylene Welding—Steam Cleaning Levant, Maine Tel. Levant 4-2103