Hermon High School - Microphone Yearbook (Hermon, ME)

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WHAT TEACHERS SAY— WHAT TEACHERS MEAN— “I demand complete silence!” —“Shut up you fools!” “No homework over the weekend.” —“Wait until you poor idiots see the pop quiz I’ve planned for Monday!” “I can’t answer that question right now.” —“What does the kid think I am, Einstein?” I can’t stand any more of this noise!” —“I just ran out of Alka-Seltzer!” “Would anyone like to go to the library for reference work?” —“Now maybe I can get rid of the loudmouths this period!” “There are several people absent today.” —“Lucky people! (Wish I was one of them!)” P. Treadwell: “What’s the difference between dancing and marching?” F. Emerson: “I don’t know.” P. Treadwell: “I didn’t think you did. Let’s sit down!” Mr. Spaulding: “Valerie, give me a sentence with a direct object.” Valerie: “Mr. Spaulding, all of us girls think you’re cute.” Mr. Spaulding: “Thank you, Valerie, but what is the object?” Valerie: “A good report card.” M. Witherly: “I heard you complaining to Mr. MacDonald about the low mark you got on your test paper. What did he say?” J. Taylor: “He said, ‘All entries are judged on the basis of accuracy and neatness, and the decision of the teacher is final’!” Mr. Spaulding: “Congratulations, Herbie, this is the earliest you’ve ever been late to school.” Flowers for everyone and for every occasion ARLENE S 178 Parker Street Tel. 2-3093 BREWER FLOWER SHOP Member of Tele flora Brewer “We Deliver” Home Style Cooking “We'll Serve you a Meal or a Sandwich It’s a pleasure Arlene and Howard Thomas Hampden, Maine Tel. 29 31

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IDEAL GIRL Sense of Humor Gail Hillier Disposition Sharon Grant Friendliness Valerie Hawkins Athletic ability Marlene Witherly Talent Sally Bartlett Waist Jackie Jewett Haii- Iona Freeman Eyes Sandra Patten Legs Anne Nowell Feet Gaynor Littlefield Hands Mary Sue Allen IDEAL BOY Sense of Humor Roy Flewelling Disposition Melvin Duplisea Friendliness Roger Pike Athletic ability Herb Jordan Talent Steven Strout Dimples Sonny Buzzell Haii- Kenny Hartley Eyes Clifford Overlock Legs Peter Randall Physique Dwight Walls Nose Barry Carle PERSONALITY Eddie Byrnes Brigget Bardot Jerry Lewis Thalia Meninger Mr. Lucky Hennessy Carol Channing Jack Benny Harlem Globetrotters Dobby Gillis Connie Stevens Ed Sullivan Louis Armstrong Gene Krupa Betty Hutton GO-TOGETHERS Kenny Hartley Sandra Patten Roy Flewelling Valerie Hawkins Harry Stevens Ronnie Thomas Sharon Grant Barry Carle M. Duplisea, H. Jordan, R. Pike, B. Newcomb, M. Voudoukis Clifford Overlock Jackie Jewett Mr. Overlock Fred Emerson Steven Strout Marlene Mosher Compliments of RAINBOW REMNANTS, INC. 20 North Main Street Brewer C. A. BRAWN SON Chevron Service — General Repairing Light Acetylene Welding—Steam Cleaning Levant, Maine Tel. Levant 4-2103 30

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KEY HOLE SPY Hi Kids!! Does anyone have any idea why the boys give S. P. the titles of “Oueenie” and ‘‘Flieka?” 1 do ... C. had a big split one day, and it •wasn't banana . Say S. S., what’s Brewer got that Hermon hasn ” could it be P‘ J.? • '• • New Year’s Eve proved to be a pretty riotous Se What about it G. H. and H. J.? The Freshman class also was repre- sented bv N C What senior girl taking her second year of typing couldn't find the shift key? Ask Mrs. Myers ,. . NVhatJuniorMiss makes a habit of going down to the store through rain, sleet and snow . . . .Wha. two girls tried to bluff the Freese’s management by posing as a rench countess and interpreter? Was it V. H„ and K. H ? . . - What’s the jinx that C. K. and M. D. have over C. O.’s tires? . . . What s this I heai about R P R. G. R. F., S. C., M. M., and S. L., playing musical chairs on the bus coming back from Madison? 1 thought musical chairs was a game 01 tote Whala the story, kids? . . . D. D is always look,ng for a now girl friend, but who is always in the back of his mind . Could it be L. 1. ... Who was riding along at 80 miles an hour on Dow when she was rudel picked up by the Air Police? They even escorted her to the Aar Police Station. Sav—G. H. . . . The love bug finally took hold of C. G., and C. C. Why are three Senior girls singing the blues. . . - Since when has iove been an experiment in Chemistry? It’s been going on all year. Just ask M. D. and C. K. They know all about it! . . . Speaking of an on and off romance, what’s going on C. O. and J. J.? . . . Get-together m the hall sessions are being held by K. H. and S. C. Also, a certain Senior boy and friend, seem to be enjoying lunch hour . . . The seventh graders and eighth graders are having their turn at love early. J. G. has a terrible crush on a set of twins, still! I. C. and L. R. are playing the game, too . . Since when do engaged girls get crushes on classmates ? Ask a couple of Seniors. What two teachers are making English and Drivers training classes niore enjoyable for a few bright-eyed dolls . . . The Senior room was up in fire when C. R. and G. H. exchanged words (a lot of words). They now call an eighth grader Don Juan. His jacket sure gets around. Any com- ments D. B.? . . . Whatever ended the romance of N. H. and E. C.? ... There were diamond catchers in 1959-60 which includes M. M., J. H., L. O., and N. G. They look pretty happy, too . . . Who is the speed demon of Hermon? 1 know of a few . . . D. K. is still with us and does more sleep- ing than anything else. Well kids, that’s all for this year. Tune in next year, same time, same book for the thrilling episode of “The Key Hole Spy,” brought to you, compliments of the “Gabby Toothpaste Company, Inc.” Also the makers of “Hiller’s Glue for False Plates.” FOSS ESSO SERVICE Range and Fuel Oils Telephone 8021-3 Hampden, Maine TATE'S GARAGE General Repair — Welding Backhoe Digging — Gravel — Loam Tel. Hermon 8-5514 32