Hermon DeKalb Central School - Demon Yearbook (De Kalb Junction, NY)

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GLASS PROPHECY While traveling over Washington in my shifty ship, Sputnick , I noticed smoke signals rolling out of the Hotel Commodore, On investigating and nearing the steps, I found Judy Lavine hollering, Come here cats and I'll sell you a cigar. Judy enjoyed those big cigars so much that she got a job selling cigars in the lobby of the Hotel Commodore. I discovered that the class of ’59 were all working in Washington and New York. Judy had kept in touch with all of them. Eugene Gilbert enjoyed himself very much at Washing- ton. In fact he enjoyed himself so much that he is now working for the President watching for Sputniks on top of the Washington Monument. Shelby Morrow enjoyed herself so much in the Smith- sonian Institute in. Washington that she is now working at a job dusting all the displays in the institute. Carol Reed, while on her trip, wrote so many letters home that she is now secretary of King Kong on Mars. She takes letters to the President of the United States and the Dictator of Russia to promote universal co-operation in the Spaceship Industry. Joe Newcombe enjoyed himself immensely at the Capitol, In fact, Joe is now working at a job cleaning the steps leading up to the Capitol. Anne Myers liked room 5l0, fifth floor, Hotel Commo- dore so much that she is now the maid for that room and very happy at her job. Lynette Holland liked to sleep so soundly in her room in the Hotel Taft that she is now working at a job testing mattresses in Macy's Department Store in New York. Pat Putman enjoyed herself so much going up and down the streets in Broadway, that she is now working as a streetcleaner in New York City. Susan Fenlong had such an awful time in the morning trying to keep her eyes bright and shining that she is now working in her own Beauty Salon for eyes in the lobby of the Hotel Commodore. Jeanette Coffey got caught in the subway door, so she is now occupied with a job opening doors for other victims.