Hermon DeKalb Central School - Demon Yearbook (De Kalb Junction, NY)

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CLASS WILL The Senior Class df Fifty-Eight All twenty-three of us; Have joined together to hereby will The following items thus: To the faculty of the school The class of Fifty-Nine. We hope they will behave And also try to mind. And now the members one by one Have handed down their wills. We hope that everyone will do Their best these wills to fulfill. Ann Fuller has the best humor In the Class of Fifty-Eight. She wills this to Sharon Phillips Make use of it before it's too late. Joyce Hall wills her attractiveness To a girl in the Sophomore Class. Who else could it be, none other Than Marlene Hooper, the little lass. Gerry Merithew has a waistline Oh, so very small. She wills this to Faye Perrin It'll make her figure look best of all. Barb Hayes wills her ability To on the honor roll get, To none other than Josie Brunet Keep trying, Jo, you'll make it yet. Jane Baker in the Senior Class So blonde and oh, so fair. Wills her hair to Kate Baxter That's one way to get blonde hair.. Sylvia Bush has a certain way . To catch men by the dozen. . She wills this to Nancy Warren Say Nan, maybe you'll catch Rock Hudson. Dawn Newvine is an athlete She can make the best teams rave. She wills this to Elaine Newvine Keep trying, Elaine, you might make the Braves

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As I passed Romeo's Restaurant in New York City, I saw Sylvia Bush cooking spaghetti. The Italian food she consumed on the trip must have appealed to her. She is still limping from her ten-year old blisters. As I approached the elevator in the Hotel President, I noticed Dave Doiron sitting in the corner of the elevator. He seemed to have given up trying to get out of the infernal machine. As I 1'ialked into the lobby of the Hotel President in New York City, I saw Fred Hitchman at the souvenior stand still arguing with Irene because she wouldn't change his dollar bill. I went to the Sixty-four Thousand Dollar Television show and sitting in the front row was none other than Ernest Walrath. He is still drooling over Barbara Britton and beside him sat Gerald Rose drooling over the $61|,000, Bill Carpenter is still at Radio City Music Hall watching the Rockettes and slowly making his way down to the front seat. As I got aboard the Staten Island ferry, I noticed that Bill Baker was now the captain. Down on Fifth Avenue I saw a new house. I guess Dick Fletcher and Gerry Merithew liked New York better than I thought they did. As I came out of the elevator In the President Hotel, I saw Miss Wake standing outside her door. I guess she must have locked herself out again. Mr. Cline Is now head, -waiter in Jack Dempsey's exclusive restaurant. He is realTy working his way up. In his spare time, he exercises the horses for a riding academy in Central Park. It Is now 1968 and I, Mrs. Eleanor Bishop Brotherton, have taken my husband and four children on a tour of Washington and New York. I did not go with my class members because I was too busy making my wedding dress. When we get back in DeKalb, my private maid, Shirley Woodrow, will take care of the children. Fra.nkly, they are driving me daffy.

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Elizabeth Keyes is a musical lass She can play and sing and dance. She wills these to her sisters Take them girls while you've got the chance. Fred Hitchman is a talented kid He can make the keys fly. He wills these to Shelby Morrow You may pass typing by and by. Billy Reed has sideburns Which make him look like a movie star. He wills these to Sammy Thornton Now Sam, all you need is the guitar. Bill Carpenter is so lazy And he'd liked to will it to someone. But he's too tired to make a will And so he'll give it to anyone. Gerald Rose has a car Which takes a lot of gas. He wills this to Ronnie O'Donnell Take it Ron, the gift's too good to pass. Ernie Walrath has muscles Which he can best up boys with. He wills these to his buddies What better can he give. Jimmy Parks was blessed By being very tall. He wills this to Butch Price Now you can be a star in bsskerball. Shirley Woodrow is so quiet No one would know she's around. She wills this to Delores Gavin Now maybe she won't make a sound. Eugene Coller has the ability To drive with just one hand. He wills this to Butch Kentfield Eugene says it works just grand. Dick Fletcher of the football team Was the biggest star. He wills this to Dick LaRue The team oughjh to go quite far.