Henryville High School - Hi Lites / Memories Yearbook (Henryville, IN)

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duiuli vhf ?Qemmtv Looking into the future years of 1970-71, we see the President of thelluted States, Roscoe Smith, and Vice-President, Ralph Taylor celebrating their victory at the Inaugural Ball held in Henryville, which is now the capital of the United States. With him is his wife,Anieta Myers, Henryville's most glamorous lady. She is wearing a sleek, black, strapless gown covered with 2,000 rhinestones. She is also wearing a new wig sprinkled with stardust. She used a Toni advertised and sold by the Toni Twins, Merrill Scott and Melvin Hedge, which caused her to lose most of her hair. Her husband, Roscoe, sued them and took the case to court. Their trial came on Black Friday with Judge Sanford Hurt giving them theirswn- tence and sending them up the river for 10 years. Mr. Herbert Hendricks playedkus Saxaphone while pleading for their case, and Mr. John Adams sang the song, If I Had the Wings of an Angel, I Would Fly Over These Prison Walls . Mr. Albert Dickmn, retired principal of Henryville High School has recently discovered a hairxsstorer for her. Ralph's wife, Annette Williams is also here. She is head nurse atruuenew. Veteran's Hospital in Henryville, which was builtat the expense and supervision of Vern Aldrich, a five star general in the National Guards.. Here too, we see Melvin Wininger, a great comedian under the name of Esaw Jabberjaw, with his wife, Mae Stotts, who has just completed an exciting trip to. the moon to get the moonshine for the ball. Next, we see Laura Witten sports commentator for the paper, The Hornet's Nest . She is also queen of Corn College here in Henryville. Here comes Janet Lewis, daughter of the famous John L. She is now president of the coal miners. She is accompanied by her husband, Rhondal Mullins, who discovered black diamonds while digging in his coal mine. David Dunlevy, the greatest casanova of all times could not make it tonight. He sis sleeping off the divorce of his sixth wife. Now on stage is Martha Sweeney, greatest ballet dancer of all times: She re- cently made her debut at Dunlevy Hall which was dedicated to Miss Barbara Dunlevy. a novelist whose latest book,'The Fatal SteptD the Altar has baffled all critics. Donnie Preacher Roe who struck out a grand total of 21 men in a single game is dancing with his wife. He has just been named best all round athlete of the year. We find this well known group of society sitting around drinking xmunshine: Margaret Acres, the best known car hop, is here with her boss, Herschel Wells, who now owns the Pink Pig Restaurant in downtown Henryville. His head cook, Thelma Jones, who is known for her favorite dish of goulash, taught to her by Mrs. Leda Eberhard. is also with him. Sitting next tiMiSS Jones is Jacob Pfister. a million- aire, who owns the Chickery Chick Chicken Ranch located nearthe Pink Pig. With him iSlUS chicken puncher, Colleen Myers. Joyce Davis and Charlotte Falconer have just receiVed their fifth gold platter for their version of Abigail, 01d Abisailg wuitten for them by Carol Wood, Henryville's top tune writer, for their old riend Gale McKean, a wrestler at the Mellon Gym. Her manager, Mrs, Laura Mellon, says she is the finest lady wrestler ton the mati. Bernice Dunn is the recent winner 3f the 500 mile race at Henryville's Speedway. Her best prize was a kiss from Esaw abberJaw, the comedian. . The President will attend a wrestling match of his old schoolmates, Howard, the Coward Shaw, and Eugene, the Scream Sanders. Howard is defending his world heavyweight title against Eugene. Jimmy Guthrie, Captain of the Corn College basket:- ball team, is now on trial for throwing a game. Curtiss waggoner is nowt taking Sealtest Dan, the muscle Man's place on television. He is known for his chest measurement of 57$,inches and goes by the name of Chestie . Ida Watson, now nnr ning the Woodie-Watson, Incorporated chewing gum factory is greatly in debt because of chewing up the profit. She Just sent the President a sample; he said it was the best chewing gum he had ever chewed. This pleased her vegy much. Carol Montgomery is now writihg etective stories. Her latest thriller is entitled, Death Rides a Silver Horse. television channel in the business. we, the Junior Class of 1955, hope that you have the happiest life ever; VYou' are a bunch of swell kids that deserve the best life has to offer. 6 . Producer of these stories is Anna Hogue. She now owns the largest. A 'hru

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