Henryville High School - Hi Lites / Memories Yearbook (Henryville, IN)

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ya ' rres. V. fTes. Secretary Treasurer heporter Barbara Furnish Hugh Cox Betty Coomes Betty Jo Butts J$tty nud;es - cThe union CQaAA Reporter , . Jharles Rueff Joan Thomas Dale Watson narcella Jac son Arlle Datson Qharlotte Henretty Darlene Killebrew Darrell Sherrard JOSBPhiUG baxter Marvin Gapinske Joyce Watson Uickie Smallwood Iris Linne Murray Bagshaw Theresa Hayes Pat Davis Gayle Guernsey JOhn Jones Fae viner Francis Conroy Johnny Elrod Tommy Williams

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612155 IDill We, the Senior Class of the City of Henryville, Commonwealth, Indiana, know1ng that our daysare numbered and our constitutions fast failing under so much .strain, hereby makegpublish and declare this to be our last will and testament, this 20th day of February, in the year of our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-three, we se-e -verally, give and bequeath unto the herein named Juniors, various and sundry qual- ities and personal properties: . l, ROSCOE SMITH, will to Johnny Elrod my ability to drive with my feet. I, CURTIS WAGGONER, leave my curly hair to Arlie Dotson so he will not have to get so many permanents. I, VERN ALDRICH leave my ability to get along with Mr. Adams to Hugh Cox. I, RHONDAL MULLINS will to Charles Rueff my ability to pitch a softball with a curve and brag about it. I ANNETTE WILLIAMS, will my height to Charlotte Henretty for Hugh's benefit. I, JANET LEWIS, will my ability to get along with Rhondal to Barbara Furnish. I, MAE STOTTS, will my dumbness to Theresa Hayes. 1, LAURA WITTEN, will my nice clean saddles to Betty Coomes. I ANNA ROGUE, will to Fae Miner my ability to talk to Howard without-blushing. I, 3OYCE DAVIS will my blonde hair and my height to Gayle Guernsey. I, HERSCHEL WELLS will to John P. Jones my ability to stay away from new Packards. I, BERNICE DUNh,will to Josephine Baxter my ability to get my Bookkeeping and to Darlene Killebrew my ability to drive her brother's Chevrolet. I, MAR SWEENEY, will to4 Dale Watson my ability to wrestle. I COLLEEN MYERS will my dimples to Joan Thomas. I, RALPH TAYLOR, will to Pat Davis my ability to put out a fire with my water gun. -I DONNIE ROE will to Darrell Sherrard my two flat tires and leaky carburetor the I got last year. I, CHARLOTTE FALC NEE will to Dickie Smallwood my ability to get a.ride . home from work. I IDA WATgoN will to Marcella Jackson my ability to get along with David. I . CAR6L woon will to Betty Hodges my ability to get a man and keep whim. I, EUG SANDERS will to Tim Doup the hair on my chest with the hope that it will make him a man like me. I, CAROL MONTGOMERY, will to Billy Aldrich my ability to keep quiet in class and to get my Bookkeeping without copying. I, THELMA JONES, will my turtle.neck sweater to Jimmy Gibbs. I, ANIETA MYERS will my ability to keep from fighting.with the boys to Joyce watson. I JIMMY GhTHRIE, will the smudge of lipstick on my sweater to Tommy Williams. l, JACOB PFISTER, will my L-185 Plymouth to Marvin Gapinske, ed he' will have a way to see-his many girl friends. I, DAVID DUNLEVY, will to Carlton Sanders my.ability to sleep in class and not snore. I HOWARD SHAW, will to Francis Conroy my ability to be on the honor roll. I MEiVIN WlNlNGER will to Murray Bagshaw all my muscles so that if he gets in a right he'll wln,am'i to Iris Linne my gift of gab- I, GALE McKEAN will to Betty Jo Butts my phenomenal typing speed and to Shirley Hamm my ability to at- tract all the men. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have hereunto subscribed our names:

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duiuli vhf ?Qemmtv Looking into the future years of 1970-71, we see the President of thelluted States, Roscoe Smith, and Vice-President, Ralph Taylor celebrating their victory at the Inaugural Ball held in Henryville, which is now the capital of the United States. With him is his wife,Anieta Myers, Henryville's most glamorous lady. She is wearing a sleek, black, strapless gown covered with 2,000 rhinestones. She is also wearing a new wig sprinkled with stardust. She used a Toni advertised and sold by the Toni Twins, Merrill Scott and Melvin Hedge, which caused her to lose most of her hair. Her husband, Roscoe, sued them and took the case to court. Their trial came on Black Friday with Judge Sanford Hurt giving them theirswn- tence and sending them up the river for 10 years. Mr. Herbert Hendricks playedkus Saxaphone while pleading for their case, and Mr. John Adams sang the song, If I Had the Wings of an Angel, I Would Fly Over These Prison Walls . Mr. Albert Dickmn, retired principal of Henryville High School has recently discovered a hairxsstorer for her. Ralph's wife, Annette Williams is also here. She is head nurse atruuenew. Veteran's Hospital in Henryville, which was builtat the expense and supervision of Vern Aldrich, a five star general in the National Guards.. Here too, we see Melvin Wininger, a great comedian under the name of Esaw Jabberjaw, with his wife, Mae Stotts, who has just completed an exciting trip to. the moon to get the moonshine for the ball. Next, we see Laura Witten sports commentator for the paper, The Hornet's Nest . She is also queen of Corn College here in Henryville. Here comes Janet Lewis, daughter of the famous John L. She is now president of the coal miners. She is accompanied by her husband, Rhondal Mullins, who discovered black diamonds while digging in his coal mine. David Dunlevy, the greatest casanova of all times could not make it tonight. He sis sleeping off the divorce of his sixth wife. Now on stage is Martha Sweeney, greatest ballet dancer of all times: She re- cently made her debut at Dunlevy Hall which was dedicated to Miss Barbara Dunlevy. a novelist whose latest book,'The Fatal SteptD the Altar has baffled all critics. Donnie Preacher Roe who struck out a grand total of 21 men in a single game is dancing with his wife. He has just been named best all round athlete of the year. We find this well known group of society sitting around drinking xmunshine: Margaret Acres, the best known car hop, is here with her boss, Herschel Wells, who now owns the Pink Pig Restaurant in downtown Henryville. His head cook, Thelma Jones, who is known for her favorite dish of goulash, taught to her by Mrs. Leda Eberhard. is also with him. Sitting next tiMiSS Jones is Jacob Pfister. a million- aire, who owns the Chickery Chick Chicken Ranch located nearthe Pink Pig. With him iSlUS chicken puncher, Colleen Myers. Joyce Davis and Charlotte Falconer have just receiVed their fifth gold platter for their version of Abigail, 01d Abisailg wuitten for them by Carol Wood, Henryville's top tune writer, for their old riend Gale McKean, a wrestler at the Mellon Gym. Her manager, Mrs, Laura Mellon, says she is the finest lady wrestler ton the mati. Bernice Dunn is the recent winner 3f the 500 mile race at Henryville's Speedway. Her best prize was a kiss from Esaw abberJaw, the comedian. . The President will attend a wrestling match of his old schoolmates, Howard, the Coward Shaw, and Eugene, the Scream Sanders. Howard is defending his world heavyweight title against Eugene. Jimmy Guthrie, Captain of the Corn College basket:- ball team, is now on trial for throwing a game. Curtiss waggoner is nowt taking Sealtest Dan, the muscle Man's place on television. He is known for his chest measurement of 57$,inches and goes by the name of Chestie . Ida Watson, now nnr ning the Woodie-Watson, Incorporated chewing gum factory is greatly in debt because of chewing up the profit. She Just sent the President a sample; he said it was the best chewing gum he had ever chewed. This pleased her vegy much. Carol Montgomery is now writihg etective stories. Her latest thriller is entitled, Death Rides a Silver Horse. television channel in the business. we, the Junior Class of 1955, hope that you have the happiest life ever; VYou' are a bunch of swell kids that deserve the best life has to offer. 6 . Producer of these stories is Anna Hogue. She now owns the largest. A 'hru