Henry Ford Hospital School of Nursing - Sonah Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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WHEREFORE ART THOU, SHAKESPEARE HY ON CASSIUS has a lean and hungry look. Methinks he has not had his Wheaties this morn. There isn't any doubt in my mind but that Shake' speare would have made a wonderful radio announcer? however, there is a doubt as to how he ever managed to live-that is, keep alive. just think of itl Nothing to give him a lift after a strenuous day's writing, nothing to relieve that run-down feeling, nothing to quiet his coffee nerves -not even an after dinner mint! lt's preposterous! He couldn't have existed, And then there is Ann, Mrs. Bill Shakespeare to you, who was probably whispered about because of tattle-tale gray and who probably as a result of blue Mondays, was too tired to go to the theater with her husband. And what about the little Shakespeares? Did they receive their daily lvory soap bath, their roughage in proper amounts, their bottled sunshine? I won- der if perchance Mr. Shakespeare ever had to worry about pink tooth brush and B.O., and if he were ever bothered with halitosis But then, halitosis is better than no breath at all. However, there is one discouraging fact that has bothered me lately. With Rinso, Listerine, Bottled Sunshine, and the endless procession of life's little luxuries, there has not been found one person comparable to Shake- speare. Could it be that we could do without all these wonderful panaceas? --.lean Olinger HEARD IN PASSING By M. Blissett, Class of 1937 Schied: Touch that and l'll break your arm. l-larwood: My feet are killing me. Jimmy lTyrolerl 1 I think l've got BO.-everyone shuns me. Bettes: Oh what a dayl l had all the hard patients. Lancaster: l've got to clean this room. Shier la la Kate Smithl 3 Hel-lo, everybody. Latter: Did l tell you what Dr. Such-and-which said to me? Martin: l'm in love again! Ritchie la la Jeannette MacDonaldl 1 Ah! Sweet mystery of life. Fanny lFanslerl : Oh, that's Butch-you know-one of my six- Schwemler: Nog really, kid? Mix: I don't care-I don't think it's right! Peters: Kid, what time is it? .-67,

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A DATE WITH A HAMMER tA la Alumnae Bazaarl Thursday. . . October 22, l936. lvlore tacks, please . . . more leaves here? . . . as soon as I finish tacking this sheet in place . . . isn't it grand how all the girls are working together? . . . These tables are just the thing .... They'lI make grand counters. . . . It was a good idea to have a representative from each class on the committee. , . . It divides the responsibility .... Whoops, there goes a finger, and new nail polish, too .... Will we have room for all the articles? , l ' look, they're still coming in .... Maybe we'II need a few more shelves .... Say, have you seen the booth in the corner with the wheel and the shelves already filled with beautiful things? . . . Think l'll take a chance myself , , . a few more tacks here and I think our foundation is about ready . . . look over there, if it isn't a French Doll Shoppe. . . . Wonder who conceived that idea. . . . The students? . . . Well, hats off to themg it's pretty cute .... Guess vve're ready to put our bargains up now . . , careful, don't break anything, 'cause every penny we can make, you know, goes toward a sick benefit fund for our members .... Glad it's after payday, 'cause I know I just couldn't resist buy- ing something over at the baby booth .... The sweaters and dresses are just exquisite .... Let's put the small things in front .... Did you bring the price tags? . . . What's that booth in the center of the auditorium? . . . For Xmas cards? . . . Now that's an ideal . . , Going to buy something at the toy booth. . . . I-low could you resist .... Having lunch here tomorrow? . . . Yes, they're roping off the corner now .... The menu sounds pretty good .... Here's something we forgot .... What are they working on in front of the stage. . . . A fish pond? . . .A good bazaar's never complete without one. . . . Who's going to collect the money? . . . Why lV'Iiss Oforsagd .... She's in charge of everything, so you can bet it's going to be a success .... There's the radio and toaster by the door .... Did you buy a chance on them yet? . . . I did- 5Oc worth in fact .... Gee, they're beautiful. I-Iere's hoping .... It's getting late .... I-Iave to get some sleep .... It's going to be a big day tomorrow .... Imagine our alumnae having their first bazaar .... Sorry you won't be able to be here .... Will give you a ring Saturday and let you know how we fare. Saturday-Day of Thanksgiving -Sorry if I got you out of bed .... Just had to tell you what a huge success the bazaar was .... Things sold right and left .... The crowds were grand. . . . Took three girls to count the money ..., You can go back to bed now. . . . Thanks for helping set the booth up .... Will be looking forward to your help next year.-'Bye. BABY BLUES I won't mind it away from home, I said I've lived at home for years and l'm tired of it. And so I left, mind set on life alone. Well, l've lived alone: l've made my own decisions l've come and gone and done just as I pleased, l've had my thrills, but the biggest of all l'm having now-I'm going home. -L. Fain -65-

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PORTAL CIRCULATION TRAVELS are usually so interesting from the time you say, Sinus up for the trip till you say, Cancellous. Egypt was one of our favorite spots. We sailed past the Island of Reil and the lslands of Langerhans. We inspected the Columns of Burdoch and the Column of Coll. We looked down deep into the Crypts of Lieberkun where there were many cells, including the Cells of Purkinje and several Nissl bodies. ln Russia, there was a very pretty spot near an olfactory, which is owned by some Juice. lt lysin between a hill antibody of water. We camped there one night but it became rather stuffy in the tent, and my companion said, Let's go out on the teres Maier. We took a walk over by the pons and watched the ducts and the waterwheel. We drank so much good cold water that my companion said, Eye ampulla of Vater. Eye' think eye'lI go lie down. You get a duct. Eye want adductor take along with us tomorrow. My companion nose eye'm a crack shot, so I said, O.K., eye'll get one for you and tumor for good measure. Azygos hunting, eye had quite a hard. though humerus time of it. The man who cells milk up a way from where we were camping heard the shot and came running to say the shots were heard for a radius of a mile around and he'd have to turn me incus hunting was out of season. Eye told him I was a Maior and that impressed him. l-le said he metacarpal once, named Perry, and Perry used to take him riding. He said, But Peristalsis car every few miles and examines the bundles of Hisspack, as if he were afraid of los- ing something. He invited me to stay a week at his house but eye said, Eye'm sorry, I cancer. We're leaving for America tomorrow as Ella, my daughter, fell down and hurt herself and they had to patella in a cast. We enjoyed traveling but were glad to get home. My companion said, Atlas the thymus come for us to stop our circulation from port to port, and all our friends came over to hilus. FAMOUS LAST WORDS Dr. C-emeroy: See what l mean? Dr. Robertson: 'Quickly please! Let's have a little speed here now. Miss Stimmel: What are you doing now? Miss Jensen: Come on. Get into the swing of it , or, Don't stand around idle, there's a hundred things to do. Dr. Baltz: Today l'd like to talk awhile about gastritis-or, as l have it-big heading l8 under point C. Miss Sturgeon: All right children, what do you know today? Dr. Foster: No one knows. Miss Symington: As the usual thing in this hospital. Miss Taylor lsniffingl 1 Open the windows and stand up awhile. Miss Botsford: A member of each class is to go with a Thanksgiving basket. Dr. Ensign: lt's a vicious circle. -63-