Henry Ford Hospital School of Nursing - Sonah Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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.,,. u e . , ! soNAH-27 I Y WI , Heard in Chem. Lab. Is she a good student, really? Heavens yes, she has the acids eating right out of her hand. Pk wk FF Nora: Will you get my watch, it's upstairs? Madeline: Oh, wait awhile, it will run down. if FF FF There are two reasons why people don't mind their own business. One is that they haven't any mind, the other that they haven't any business. wk Bk Pk Dr. Powers had ordered castor oil for the baby in 411. But Dr. Powers protested the nurse, Castor oil is so oldffashionedf' Dr. Powers: Babies are oldffashioned things. Pk Pk if Question-What is the largest dose that may be given a child? Answer-The maximum. PK PF Pk Miss Wright Cin diet kitchenjz 'LScotty, would you like a sandwich? Scotty: Yes, Miss Wright, if they have no maisonneuve on them. if if FF TRUE TO FORM Waiter, it's been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. Sorry, sir, but you know how turtles are. Ik ik 44 'LI just gave my crazyfbone a terrible crash. Well, just part your hair differently and it won't be noticed. 41 :lf Ik T. Nevin selling tickets for the movie. Surely D1'. Garber, you'll want orchestra seats? Dr. Garber: Oh, no thanks: I'm not baldheaded yet! ik HK elf TRUE LOVE Motorist: 'Tm sorry I ran over your hen. Would a dollar make it right? Farmer: Wall, better make it two. I have a rooster that was mighty fond of that hen and the shock might kill him too. . Ik Ulf ik I wonder what that is I hear playing in my ear? Why, it must be your organ of Cortif' JI! PK PF 'LWhat are you writing? A joke. Give her my regards. 5 i Y E A . -5 X-:fat 'I 1 ,3 23 ' 5 154

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ll 'H' SONAH--27 Y J up 1 ,A 3 Q.. Hospital Definitions A hospital is a collection of corridors covered by a roof and supported by its foundation. , A bed has position, but no magnitude. It's real duty is to glorify a room. To disarrange a bed is a criminal offense. It is a far better thing to have a tidy bed, than a comfortable patient. A nurse is essential for the proper running of a hospital. Her chief duties are to wake the patient when asleep, and to keep things clean and tidy. A thermometer is a morbid cold blooded instrument which requires warming up four times a day. This it is the duty of the patient to do. A doctor is a member of the medical profession, who is usually to be found at the other end of the stethoscope. His greatest joy is to push a stick down one's throat, coupled with a request to say Nah. A chart is a scrap of paper clamped onto a piece of tin kept by a fair secretary. It has often been mistaken for a problem in graphs, but it is really the life of a thermometer set to music. What is more to be desired in an accident than presence of mind? I don't know. What? Absence of body. Pk ik Pk What is a fool anyway? 'LLong ago, someone said, He is one who asks more questions than a hundred wise men can answer. Now I see why we flunk so many exams. A. JUNIOR. Ik PF PF Do you know her? O yes! She sleeps next to me in Mediczil Lecture. ak as lk What kind of a irl is Dot Moloney? g Just like a sonnetf' i'How's that? Fourteen different lines. Pk lk PF Probie greeting Miss Bland: Hail Miss Bland ahsently: 'LExhale! FK PF PF LLWon't you join me in a cup of tea? You get in first then I'll see if there's any room left. rf? 4 665752-',eea. - N H 153

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