Henry Ford Hospital School of Nursing - Sonah Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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-,,-.- ' 'll ' g soNAH-27m gl SNAP A woman, accompanied by her husband, who was carrying a small package, entered the fur coat section of the department store. A fur coat? smiled the salesman. How high would you like to go? We have them from S85 up. The customer sniffed. I wish to see the most expensive coat in the store, she said sweetly. The most expensive coat in the store Madam, explained the salesman, his eyebrows raising up a trifle, costs S20,000. That makes no difference to me! the woman snapped. L'Bring it out-I want to try it on. The coat, a gorgeous thing even more expensive than the price tag, was brought out and tried on. 'iRight over here is a mirror, Madam, invited the clerk. 'iBefore buying, perhaps you'd better- Who said anything about buying the coat? the customer demanded. She nodded to her husband, who untied his package and took out a kodak. I'll stand over by the window, John, where the light is better. Take a good picture and I'll send it to Lulu Jones. If she thinks she can get ahead of me, she's sadly mistaken! wk lk Sk When we have said something particularly brilliant our friends usually say we should be rewarded with one of the following articles: Cut glass ily swatter. Crepe paper overshoes. Corrugated looking glass. Plate glass stove poker. Percale coal bucket. Diamond studded ink eraser Cvery useful for examsj Gingham carpet sweeper. Fumed oak telephone. Bird'sfeye maple stockings. Kalsomined teacup. Hand painted piano bench. Linen pocketbook. French victrola. Fleece lined tumbler. Cement overcoat. Sand papered toothpick. Egyptian toothbrush. Pk Pk if BEAUTY HINT Alice H.: uDo you think sleep will make a person goodflooking? Barney K.: It might, but Rip Van Winkle never won any beauty prizes. ,f!iail5 'a-',ga. - S X 136

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,H , , SONAH-27 sl WINDOW STRIPS 1 Every morning when I go on duty, I clean 1ny room as every student should And then I climb up on my chair or table And wash again those little strips of wood. Chorus: Window strips, Window strips, Dirty all day long. What fun 'twould be if the 'Lcleanly threel' Would learn another song. 2 Some days I don't have time to wash my windows, And always on my dresser there will be The cutest little note you ever witnessed. These words inscribed, Dirty strips I see. C liorus: Window strips, Window strips, Dirty all day long. What fun 'twould be if the 'Lcleanly three Would learn another song. 3 There are other days on which I scrub my windows And Charles comes in and washes off my sills, When to my consternation on my dresser That noonfday note is glaring at me still: C horns: How I rave! How I rare! Put my two feet in the air Tell all my friends I got a note, Then clean my room as an antidote. bsANONYMOUS.,1 Pk Pk lk LATE PERMANENTLY J. Bacon: When did the first street car start running here? Pedestrian: s'August 3, 1863. J, Bacon: I just wanted to be sure. I'm waiting for it. Qmfwfvfat 138