Henderson High School - Revue Yearbook (Henderson, KY)

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My! What famous friends we do have, and l can tell you a few more. Calvin Allen is futhering American re- lations with Mongols in Outer Mongolia. The first female mountain climbing team ever to conquer Mount Ant Hill was composed of Marie Cox, Mary Ann Hancock, Duane Moore and Linda Wells. Gerry Beard, a prosperous owner of Beard's Beards, manufactures false face coverings for department store Santa Clauses. And did you know that Becky Gilmore holds the l978 title of Mrs. America? No, but I heard that Ernest Ha mmonds holds the world record for stuffing turkeys in a given period of time. And former mattress stuffer, Ray Stone, is now president of the First Wild Cat Bank. His biggest depositor is Nancy Tanner. Did you know that, to the surprise of everyone, she made her money with a fleet of shrimp boats. She always was fond of sails. Oh, here we are at the theater. Look at the marquee! Starring Carol Braun, Martha Lantrip, Nancy Woodring and John Boston. And the four P's , Earline Pennington, Lucinda Pennington, Sandra Pirtle, and Nancy Pugh, are going to sing their new hit song, which they recorded for Donna Jernigau's Studio, Standing in the crowd, waiting for the special guests, we notice that the doorman is Charles Ross. The first car arrives, and our anxious waiting is over. Why, that's Sandra Sheets and Larry Cotton, co-owners of Insomnia , lnc. , who pioneered the development of Scotch Plaide bed coverings, And getting out of that rickshaw are Jean Bebout and Anna Clayton, owners of the famous Chinese restaurant, Ping Pong. Who is that driving up in that Sacroliliac? I believe it is Sue Hancock, the famous dress designer. She has brought along Lillian Cummings, Jo Nell Gibbs, and Kay Hansen to model costumes from the production, at the party to be held after the show. Who is that climbing down from the back of that elephant? Why that's Betty Hayes, Ronny Smith and Jimmy Willett, with their elephant, Toppy. You knew, didn't you, that they bought the chain of Kroger stores with top value stamps? We decide to go on in and find our seats before the production starts. Ushers Billy Leslie and Dicky Farley assist us to our places, which, we discover are directly behind those of Anita Shelton, Janice Ternes, and Doris Turner. After renewing old acquaintances, we find that they own a skunk farm from which they receive a profit of 500 cents a day. lsn't ita coincidence that their farm adjoins Russell Lemon's citrus fruit plantation? The lights now dim, and the co-managers, Doris Miles and Charles Samples, thank us for our patronage and on with the show. We thoroughly enjoyed the drama, and we, as friends of the producer, are invited to attend the Victory Dinner being held at the Soaper Hotel owned by Bobby Carter and David Cates. We read the sign in the hotel lobby that says, Appearing nightly in the Chartreuse Room, Judy Vanover, The Last of the Cool Blue Mammas, and Gene Burgener's Band. We go on in, and, on the way back to our table, we recognize Bill Haynes behind the bar concocting his famous drink, The Pink Grasshoper. We notice two couples on the dance floor, they are Judy Ward and Jerry Barron, and Judy Sutton and Tommy Hayes. They are the United States entries for the potato sack race at the Olympics being held at Sturgis, Ken- tucky, These representatives have also been invited to the celebration. On seating ourselves at the table, we become engaged in conversation with Betty Mortis Thompson and Brenda Murphy, who are now co-owners of the Bear Brand Hosiery Company. We continue chatting around the table until Bunny Ball races in. He is manager of the Washington Senators, World Series Champions for the last five years. The reason for his excitement is the latest edition of the Critics Review, edited by Butch Swartz. His word is looked on as the sole authority on dramas, and he has spoken most favorably. All in all, this has been a most enjoyable evening. We, Dianne Orsburn and Sandra Cooksey, are happy to have had this opportunity to bring you our prophecy of events that will take place twenty years from now, May 27, 1978!

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PROPHECY We have come to see the World Premier of Don Tallant s latest drama The Memoirs of Don Juan We arrrve on the '7 20 trarn from Beetlebaun D C Well we have about an hour to krll Let s stop at Baker s Hamburger Heaven You know the one Charlye Jo Baker owns Okay we ll catch a cab and talk over old times Isn t that Ronald Leech drrvrng that taxr? I believe so Let s go We arrrve and take seats by a wrndow with a vrew of the street We place our order with the waitress Jerrr Hrllenbran Listen' Here comes a frre engrne Could that be Doug Grrffrn hanging onto the ladder? Yes and that rernrnds me Drd you know that Vrrgr1Toone fell off hrs ladder while parntrng the White House rn Washington? You know of course that Charles Freels lives there now as head butler Yes and some of our friends have attarned a hrgh positron rn education My Niece sent me a copy of The Quill and I read that Mrchael Phelps rs the new Principal and hrs secretary rs Ann Tuley Phyllrs Wrllrams rs the Spanish teacher Elizabeth Loch rs the math teacher John Hall rs head of the Department for the study and preservation of the goose and Lyman Cooper rs the girls swrmmrng rnstructor No Joke' Speakrng of education drd you hear that Patsy Corbell and Sylvra Slaughter are abroad studyrng the painless extraction of black heads? Why no I didn tl And speaking of bemg abroad here rs a Jurcy trd bit for the gossip columns Barbara Laprngton rs rn Hawarr honeymoonrng with her frfth husband Did you know that that traveling man Dale Brown rs the first permanent resrdent on the moon Well' How drd he achieve such an honor? Well he went up and Just couldn tget back down At thrs point the news boy Fred Lander enters the restaurant and sells us the latest edition of the Turbulent Times edited by Judy Knrght Look at the headlines' X Men Bobby Glrck and Jacky Palmore capture Notorious Bootlegger Larry Altman My' What nest? I see on the back page that Dr Elizabeth Beal has successfully removed the butterflies from the stomach of the famous concert pramst Dorothy Towler outstanding male and female stars There are several of our old classmates on the teams Listen to thrsl Roger Connolly Leon Powell Lors Posey Nellre Richmond and Sue Grbbs Look there s a picture of Jerry Smith bemg awarded the National Bean Bag Throwing Trophy And here the Advice to the Love Lorn column wrttten by Lrnda Denton and Judy Mrtchell Hey rsn t that Jrm Scheller the famous toothpaste tester crossing the street? It sure rs and that remrnds me that Charles Lander the toothpick manufacturer and hrs wrfe Betty Trllot son Just celebrated the brrth of their tenth chrld There goes David Reeder who made his rnrllrons rn the fishing worm rndustry and hrs wrfe the former Miss Donna Hall They are driving a new Meentemeyerrte designed by Roy Meentemeyer We pay the cashier Shirley Leslre and on leaving recognrze Paul Wrllrams beating the drum rn the Salvation Army Band We start walking the three blocks to the theater Drd you know that Ronny Nunn and Anrta Doss are running the largest race track rn the world at Geneva? heard that Mary Quinn the great woman Bull Fighter lost a fortune there yesterday Isn t that a shame' Look rn that wrndow Isn t that manrkrn being dressed by Elaine Utley Jo Ann Vandrver and Joyce Stover? Oh Yes' And rt says on the wrndow that this store rs owned and operated by Betty Burton We see Martha Hayes standing and admrrrng their work and she tells us she rs the bookrng agent for Darrell Sheffer s Flec Circus The specral attraction rs Patsy Spencer and her trained tiger On the corner wartrng to cross the street rs General Roy Phrllrps accompanied by the head army nurse Frances Clark and her secretary Joyce Watson They tell us that they have come to check on a new drug to cure hardenrng of the eyeballs due to the brte of the Tse Tse fly Thrs wonder drug was rnvented by Leveda Sandefur Wasn t that a coincidence that the General and his party met hostess Carole Loyd on the Fly By Nrght arr lrnes? She wrote me about some of the celebrities she met on her Job There was Ronny Cooper and James Warren the famous drctronary comprlers who after seven long hard years of work are strll stuck rn the n s Sue Rrpprtoe authoress of the new novel The Tattered Dress and Joey Tcrnes renouned Professor of Etrquette and Ethics at Brlly Lemon s School for Young Debutants w ' I I ' I 1 ' S, , . 2 ' . . . U 1 . n ' ' . , lv ' I y ' I I , ' ' ' H I . I ' I I I H . ' . . ' . H . , . . . . . . - . I ' I ' N . . , 1 . , . lu ' ' I . ll . . ' , , . . Q . . a .1 ' 1 - ' ' v . , . ' ' , . fl Here on the sports page is the listing of the players for the championship basketball tournament between the I I ' I ' , I . ' 'I N I , . . . . - . V. is , . - , . . . ll ' I ' ' It I I I ' H . G . ' . , . . y . - i . . . , . I . , . . , I ' . ' . . . . . . H . . . . I . ' . , v H N , ' ' ' ' ' ' VI , . W I . . I , . . , . , 1 I I ' H , ll I ' ' I - - ' 1 ' ' ' ' ' H I ll . Y I I l 1 l A I I G 1 I . , . . , 1 'i- -'

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BASEBALL, LEFT TO RIGHT, FIRST ROW: D. Jacobs, J. Willet, B. Ball, J, Van- over, W. Nichols. SEC- OND ROW1 S. Mins, v. Toone, B. Crafton, J. Jacobs, 1. Hat- ley. x, THIRD ROW: R. Stone, J. Rhoads, D. Gibson, J. Bantley. FOUR TH ROW: D. Scheffer, T. Rhoads, J. Combest, S. Ward. TRACK, LEFT TO RIGHT, FIRST ROW: B. Dannheiser, C. Moss, B. Haynes, B. Stone, B. Crafton, B. Hay- nes, E. Nieten, T. Cheaney. SECOND ROW: T. Glover, L. Marshall. J.R. Willett, D. Mitchell, C. Adkins, R, Prince, J. Wheeler. THIRD ROW: D, Watkins, M. Schuette, J. Biggs, J. Smith, J. Hall, J. Barron, T. Owen,,P. Cosby, D. Richmond. '-4. ,