Hemlock High School - Onehda Yearbook (Hemlock, NY)

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Oh hum Gettlng out thls feature page IS no picnic If we prlnt Jokes people say we are sllly If vue dont they say We are too serious If we cl1p thmgs from other feature pages We are too lazy to wrlte them ourselves dont me are too fond of our own stuff dont prmt COI'lfl1bUflOYlS We dont apprecrate genlus do prlnt them the book IS fllled mth Junk make a change m other persons vsrxteups we are crltxcal dont we are asleep Now llke as not someone w1ll say we swlped thls from some other feature page X E DID' No wonder there IS a lot of knowledge ln the hxgh schools- the Freshmen always br ng a httle 1n and the Seniors never take any ou One of gettlna the geml and one of not And lf you get the erm You haxe two chances One of eettml, the dlsease and one of not and 1f you get the dxsease You haxe two chances One of dymg and one of not And 1f you dxe Well you stxll have mo chances Dxd the Jumor play have a happy end1ng'P Oh sure everybody was glad when It was over The young set keepmg up mth the txmes are now askmg then' teachers to freeze then' best marks and avold the necess1ty for re fort cards Mrs Marshall When B111 brmgs h1S report card home Why do you always slgn lt with an X9 'VII 'viarshall I dont want the teacher to thmk that anyone who can ead ard wrlt would haye a son l1ke that If We , . . If we ' , ' ' , ' ' ' . If we ' . , , ' ' ' If we ' l ' ' , ' ' ' , If We ' , . 17 l Y . t. You have two chances, . N, g 7 5 . U . v ! A h' - , .. - - - ,, . 1 I V A ' ' f .. : ' ' ' ' ' 1' t ' ' e . ' ., ' .

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