Helt Township High School - Old Rose and White Yearbook (Dana, IN)

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54 OLD ROSE AND WHITE Mr. Pittman What is 400 and 900!' Otis Beard— I don’t know. Mr. P.— What is heat? Otis—‘‘I don’t know that either. Mr. P.— Well—what can you answer? (His— The telephone. Leo A.— I was up at the Canadian border this summer. Russ C.— Well, you, at least, got near beer. v Conductor—‘‘Lady, you wanted to get off at 23rd St. and this is 27th. Helen J.—- Don’t go too far with me. young man. y. Cop (to boy struggling in private pond)— Come out of that. You can’t swim in there. Harvey C.— I know 1 can’t. That’s why I'm hollering for help. Milo— We've walked an hour and haven’t been asked to ride. Marjorie I.—“That’s nothing. I rode two hours last night and wasn’t asked to walk. jt . Mr. Andrew—“1 buy a new cravat every time I ride on a train.” Mr. Lloyd— Ah. sort of a railroad tie, eh!” . . . Teacher—Albert, can you tell the difference between ammonia and pneumonia.” Albert H.—“Sure. One comes in bottles and the other in chests. . Donald H.—“My brother is so strong’that he tore up a pack of cards.” Ernest E.—“That’s nothing. My brother is so strong that this morning he rushed out of doors and tore up the street. V “Howard,” said Mr. Lloyd, “will you point out Australia to the class? Howard did so. “Who discovered Australia. Kathryn?” “Howard did.” was the reply. . V • “Who was the most daring robber that ever lived? Jesse James?” Wrong. Atlas—he held up the world.”

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