Helt Township High School - Old Rose and White Yearbook (Dana, IN)

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BUICK’S Popularity and Leadership have a dollar and cent value to you. BUICK SALES ROOM 237-239 Blackman St., Phone 460 CLINTON, INDIANA Julia Braden—“Late hours are not good for one.” Pauline Sims—“No, but fine for two. ,♦« ■ . Maxine L.—“Is Vic getting serious?” l ois—“Serious? He asked me last night if 1 talked in my sleep. ’ jt vS . Our local legislator. Russ Chisler, will introduce a bill favoring park petting in the next session of Congress, we hear. THE DAILY CLINTONIAN The only Daily in Vermillion and Parke Counties The latest State and County news at all times Tel. 41 or 117 CLINTON, INDIANA

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38 OLD ROSE AND WHITE They used to count the notches in their guns; now they count the dents in their fenders. , t . « , Mr. Andrew (To English Class)—Tomorrow we will take the life of John Milton. Please come prepared. , t , , Mildred—“Why does your Chrisman beau always write to you with green ink?” % Marzelle—“Just a little hint of how jealous he is.” , Thelma J.—“Mr. Pittman, there’s one thing I want to know.” Mr. Pitt—“Yes?” T. J.—“Who waters the bulbs at the electric light plant? v Harry, our popular elocutioner—“W hy do my knees shake when I make a public appearance?” Leo—“Don’t you suppose it’s because they arc tr ing to take off their caps to the ladies?” ,«c jt Harold P. (seeing her kiss her dog)—“May I have a kiss, too?” Esther Ford— I never kissed my dog when he was a puppy.” , ,• Frances Dunn-—“Isn’t Miss Igoe shy?” Harold Richard—“Yes, about 10 years shy when you ask her her age. v Teacher—“This is the third time you have looked on Leo’s paper.” Louise—“Yes. sir; he doesn’t write very plainly. , ,« , Otis Heard—“We have a new baby at our house. Harold Peer—“Is it going to stay?” Otis B.—“I think so.” Harold—“Why?” Otis K.—“She hasn’t anything with her but her nightgown.” V Darling, say the words that will make me happy for the rest of my life.” “All right, stay single.” jt , RECIPE FOR FUR COAT Take an ordinary yellow slicker, coat it thoroughly and evenly with a good grade of heavy glue. Put it on and immediately roll on the floor in the barber shop. Brush lightly to secure the proper effect. : : Ared—“Good Heavens, man! What’s the matter with your facer ere you in an automobile sfnashup?” Howard Parker—“No. I was getting shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor.”

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40 OLD HOSE AND WHITE Chauncey—'“Red, hows your radio working?” Red C.— Fine. I hooked it on to the sofa springs last night.” C. A. What did you get?” Firman— Davenport. .4 .4 , I could not love thee. dear, so much If you owned but a lord. Hut since you drive a Packard, sweet The way I crave you. Lord. Raymond S.—‘‘How are you.' Firman— Rotten, (iot insomnia. R. S.— How comer Firman Woke up twice in geometry class this morning. 4 -.4 Dear old lady— How do you like school, my little man?” “Stubby” Brown— I like it closed, lady.” .4 ■ ,4 Opal Ford—‘‘I wonder if I’ll lose my looks when I am as old as vou ' Miss Igoe— You'll be lucky if you do, my dear. .4 , Thelma—“And did you let “Abie kiss you? Marie—“Let him? I had to help him.” ..4 , ,4 Mr. Pittman— Where do bugs go in winter?” Abie F. (absent minded)—“Search me. .4 ,4 s4 Twinkle twinkle, little star. Just abo e the trolley car. If the car should jump- the track. Would I get my nickel back. .4 .4 , t Crank Ennis—“Just think how popular the women are getting to be. Last year it was Mah-Jongg and this year Ma Ferguson.” ■ 4 ,4 vtf .Mr. Andrew (to sad one)—“Cheer up, old man, why don't you drown your sorrow?” -Mr Beanblossom— She's bigger and stronger than I am.” ,4 -.4 ,4 Senior (concluding argument)— And if that’s not so I'll eat my shirt.” Junior—“Aw. now. don’t chew the rag. ,4 t ,4 Ruby M.— Don’t you dare kiss me again.” Chis (responding)—“All right. I’ll stop. Ruby— Don’t you dare! Kiss me again.”