Helt Township High School - Old Rose and White Yearbook (Dana, IN)

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38 OLD ROSE AND WHITE They used to count the notches in their guns; now they count the dents in their fenders. , t . « , Mr. Andrew (To English Class)—Tomorrow we will take the life of John Milton. Please come prepared. , t , , Mildred—“Why does your Chrisman beau always write to you with green ink?” % Marzelle—“Just a little hint of how jealous he is.” , Thelma J.—“Mr. Pittman, there’s one thing I want to know.” Mr. Pitt—“Yes?” T. J.—“Who waters the bulbs at the electric light plant? v Harry, our popular elocutioner—“W hy do my knees shake when I make a public appearance?” Leo—“Don’t you suppose it’s because they arc tr ing to take off their caps to the ladies?” ,«c jt Harold P. (seeing her kiss her dog)—“May I have a kiss, too?” Esther Ford— I never kissed my dog when he was a puppy.” , ,• Frances Dunn-—“Isn’t Miss Igoe shy?” Harold Richard—“Yes, about 10 years shy when you ask her her age. v Teacher—“This is the third time you have looked on Leo’s paper.” Louise—“Yes. sir; he doesn’t write very plainly. , ,« , Otis Heard—“We have a new baby at our house. Harold Peer—“Is it going to stay?” Otis B.—“I think so.” Harold—“Why?” Otis K.—“She hasn’t anything with her but her nightgown.” V Darling, say the words that will make me happy for the rest of my life.” “All right, stay single.” jt , RECIPE FOR FUR COAT Take an ordinary yellow slicker, coat it thoroughly and evenly with a good grade of heavy glue. Put it on and immediately roll on the floor in the barber shop. Brush lightly to secure the proper effect. : : Ared—“Good Heavens, man! What’s the matter with your facer ere you in an automobile sfnashup?” Howard Parker—“No. I was getting shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor.”

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37 OLD HOSE AND WHITE JOKES Mr. Pittman found this in one of the examination papers: I he mosquito is another harmful insect which carries germs. Its harm is that it bites and leaves its calling card for a few days.” . . « Mrs. Cooper—“George has just eaten eleven plums.” Martha— Good I ord! Call the plumber. ,• . loe llarsha—‘‘Why all the upholstery, Russ?” Russell C.— I've gotta see Mr. Beanblossom. The belts to keep niv trousers up and the suspenders to keep my courage up. .« , c Harold P.— Just to think, every time I breathe someone dies. Firman C.— You better try Listerine.” v Red—‘‘Don’t fear me, Mary. I’m meek as a lamb. Mary— I guess that’s why you’re always getting stewed. , » Kathryn Goforth had fallen overboard and her lover leaned over the side of the boat and said. “Give me your hand.” “Please ask father,” she gently murmured as she sank for the third time. ,« : Bud Payton—“They tell me you are smoking Y. M. C. A. cigarettes now. What are they? Sheets—“That’s the brand that Young Men Cast Away. There’s a girl in the Senior class so virtuous that she won t stay in the room with a clock that’s fast. Mr. Nolan— Last evening, I saw my daughter Gladys, sitting in your lap. young man. Explain yourself. Firman— I got here early, sir; before the others. , « Dear teacher—Kindly excuse Johnnie’s absence yesterday. He fell in the mud. By doing the same you will greatly oblige his mother. “Hello. “Hello, this Mildred?” “Yes.” “Do you still love me? Yes, who is it?” Carl R.—“How can I drive a nail without hitting my fingers. Carroll L.—“Hold the hammer in both hands.

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