Helt Township High School - Old Rose and White Yearbook (Dana, IN)

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Freshman: “Say, teacher, is it just a milk train that has a cow catcher?” o----o Spacing. When he first came to see her, lie showed a timid heart, And when the lights were low, They sat this far apart, And when his love grew warmer, And learned the joy of a kiss, They knocked out all the spaces, Andsatupcloselikethis. o----o Freshic: “Kind sir, will you extract this painful sliver from under my nail?” Senior: “Dear me, child, you’ve been scratching your head again.” o----o Mrs. Kimball (in English 12 class): ‘‘Decline the word flea.” Hubert: ‘‘Flea, fly, flown.” Carl: ‘‘Flea, flow, flown.” John: ‘‘Flea, bite, itch.” o----o Marjorie I.: ‘‘Do you like indoor sports?” Thelma: ‘‘Yes. if they know when to go home.” o----o Bennett bought a radio, And now he’s in despair; For since he’s gone to listening in, Opal’s given him the air. Mr. Bennett to Senior at class play rehearsal: “What’s the matter with you people? Can’t you speak any louder? Be more enthusiastic. Open your mouth and throw yourself into it.” o----o Mr. Bennett: ‘‘Which travels the faster, cold or heat?” Bernice: “Why, heat I guess, ’cause you can catch cold.” o----o Brown was a stranger in Blanford’s street. It was evening. A man approached. “Sir,” he said, “your beacon has ceased its functions.” “What?” gasped Brown in astonishment. “Your illuminator, I say, is shrouded in unmitigated oblivion.” “I don’t quite—” “The effulgence of your irradiator has evanesced.” “My dear fellow—” “The transversal ether acsillations in your incandcnser have been discontinued.” Just then a tinned—” Just then a little newsboy came over and said, “Say mister, yer lights out.” An echo is the only thing that can heat Leo Aikman out of the last word.

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