Helmsburg High School - Tiger Echoes Yearbook (Helmsburg, IN)

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NA MES Jacquelrne Ltllre Mae Janet Kay Juanrta Ronnre E Lester Tony Johnny Dorrs B1 Rrchard Clarence Harold Danny Jerry Ronnre S D3V1d S Judy Dorothy John Dav1d NICKNAMES Jackre Lollr Pop Ka Nrta Ron es at John Drck Eugene 1 Whrskers Robrn Hood Bu Ron S plcer Duby Dot Convlct emor Characferushcs NEVER w1th Ronnle does anythrng rn the offrce busy rn the cafeterra skrps classes works works f11rts studres talks to Vrvran talks out of turn talks drrve fast at Morgantown gets Latm goes to Columbus daydreams yells parks OUTSTANDING FEATURE herght pony tarl harr cut dark brown eyes empty head motorcycle boots curly ha1r glasses natural curly harr blond ha1r s1n rng personalrty curly ha1r good looks semor cords grades good looks blue eyes bemg short hrs walk One thrng so many forget to remember IS that people are persons The footprrnts rn the sands of trme were usually made by a heel One can t rear chrldren untrl they learn to govern themselves FA VORITE SAYING ooh boy yeh yeh fiddle sucks gorsh O K gol dang rt dad burn rt ot dog gee whrz hey man I know rt uh wa zoo who sa1d what I don t know gosh dang why shore oh my hey man bug .. em ...mm aww . Cummins Engine Company, Inc.

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lass Wall To our dear old school bu1ld1ng1tse1f wethe Senlors of 1959 leave the peaceful qulet caused by our absence and any apple cores wads of gum or crumpled notes we may have left behlnd I Dor1s Henderson w1ll my government book and grades to D1x1eSt1nson and best of luck to go Wltll ll Hope you get better grades than I d1d D1x1e. I Judy Stlnson w1ll my whole Senlor year of school to Mary Thompson I hope you get more out of ll than I d1d Mary GOOD LUCKI' I Kay Deckard w1ll my f1rst clarlnet chalr to Gmnvor McAdams and what playlng ablllty I have to Kay F ox Best of luck to both of you and to everyone 1n school. I Llllte Mae Combs w1ll my ablllty to cut study hall and get by w1th xt to MBICIZ Olxver and also my talkrng abthty to my slster Josephme Best of luck k1ds and use them as I dld I Dorothy Waltman, wxll my hexght to Ahce Gates and my yell leadmg sk1rt to Mlke Mltchell I Johnny F rye w1ll my Government book and grades to Martha Brock and my ab1l1ty to get out of study hall to Frank Marshall I Clarence Merr1man bemg of sound mlnd and body? I hope w1ll my bad government grades to the or1g1nal creator M1ss Zupancrc I J uan1ta Durham w1ll my ab111ty to get out of study hall and J ournahsm class to J une Eastwood also my Government book to Danny E1senmenger whlch he probably can t use I J HCRIC Branham w1ll my helght to Don Klnser make good use of lt durlng basketball season also my good conduct grades to Sandy Baugh I Harold Osborn w1ll my beard to Buddy M1l1er and my ab1.l1ty to keep my Seruor cords clean to Bob Kxrts Ronnle Everhart w1ll everythlng I have wh1ch IS nothmg to everybody Lester Fleener w1ll a couple of rolls of blubbel to Frank Marshall Jerry Rlce w1ll my ab1l1ty to study to Kenny Cox Please make good use of lt Ken I d1dn t Danny Ratllff w1ll my ablllty to get along Wllh glrls to Don Klnser Tony Fox w1ll my ablllty to r1p gears from low to second to Bob Hutch1son Blll Hopkms w1ll my ab1l1ty to smoke at school wlthout getung caught to my brother Ronnle Sawyer w1ll to Harr1son Sawyer all that Jerry Smlth wllled to me last year that my brother w1l1ed to hlm the year before that I Davld Sprcer w1ll my Senlor cords and suspenders to Jun Brester and my algebra grades to Kathy Ford I R1chard Leshe w1ll my duvmg ablhty to V1v1an Wolff and my good looks to ,Terrell Clephane and best of luck to all the Freshman Sophomores and J unlors you'l1 need It Class Colors Red and s1lver Class Flower Ltly of the Valley Class Motto You stand 11'l your own hght I I, John David Yoder, will my 51 Merc. to Ron West and my black boots to Bud Miller. I' . . . . , . . . I I, , ' ' . I, . , . . . . . , . , I L . U . . . . . . ' I' , . . . . . . I' . . y . . . . . ' n I. . t . . , . .

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A DAY ON THE PLANET MARS As I was walkmg through downtown Mars I came upon Jerry R1ce and hrs famous restaurant Jerry was outslde watchmg two workmen put up a large Slgfl w1th a plcture of Splke Fox Splke Fox IS famous for his dmner musxc for people who are not hungry As I walked 1I'lSldC I saw Lester F leener sortmg the ma1l that Jerry gets at h1s restaurant He rs the only one capable of sortmg th1s much mall. Lester Fleener IS the renounced Postmaster General of Mars Judy St.1nson an mfamous cook at Rrce s, IS best known for her art1f1c1al Charcoalburgers Davxd Sp1cer was s1tt1ng 1n the Cocktall Room trying out hrs new 1nvent1on a rruxer for lTl1X1l'lg drmks that are extra hard to mix Davrd spends most of h1s tlme trymg out h1s new 1nvent1on As I walked out of the restaurant I saw Johnny F rye come flylflg down the by pass as he left h1s job at the Blast Off Rocket Company His job IS testxng rocket motors for nolse. Barely getung out of has was Danny Ratllff the most renounced poet of the day H1s latest release IS The Th1rt1eth Century Wlth A Run A Way Robot Chlef of Pohce, Clarence Merrlman had me arrested for general pr1nc1p1es After long hours of ta.lk1ng and convmcmg I f1nally told hmm who I was and then he let me go Whenl fmally got outl called on the famous lawyer Wllllam Hopkms He IS known far and w1de because of a case of freemg a man who was arrested for doing nothmg. The casemadehlstory 111 all the planets of the uruverse. I saw Janet Deckard buymg a m1ll1on kegs of beer for her husband and tus Interplanetary I O U Store, wh1ch rs famous for IIS square deals I ran IDIO Ronald Everhart as I was preparmg to leave for Li.ll1e Mae Comb's Reducmg Salon Ronald was 1n Mars to buy the last specles of a Rock Headed Grand Snake. RonaJ.d d1dn't have much ume so I sa.1d goodbye and left werght that they had lost by takmg the sa1on's p1l.ls and eatmg all thexr meals there. Some of the people had to have lead weights put on therr shoes to keep them from blowmg away On the way over to Ron Saw yers I heard an ambulance takmg a pauent to the famous psych1atr1st Ron has an extraordtnary grft of berng able to thmk out h1S d8Cl.S10I1S so slowly Ron once took four days to declde whether a man was a geruus or an average man. QI-Imt Hrs I Q was fourteenj Dorothy Waltman lS a business execut1ve for Dav1d Yoder-8a Harold Osborn's G M Chrysler Ford Automouve Parts Co Inc They make parts for diesel engines and then go steal them back and sell them agaln They are wanted for fourteen counts of lncome tax evaslon refusrng to co operate w1th the local cr1m1nals and for bootleggmg Al'tlflC131 Sunl1ght As Iwas 1eav1ngDav1d and Harold s Parts Co I ran 1nto J uamta Durham. J uanxta IS a famous desrgner who Lnvented the unpressur1zed over mflated space suxt for ammals I decrded I had better leave for earth because J uanlta was gomg to put me mto one of her su1ts and I'm sure I'm no an1mal!Onmy way back to Earth I met Jackle Branham and Dons Henderson ascendmg to Mars on the Explorer 1000! The Old Tuner says there's no use to put your foot down when you haven t a leg to stand on When you help someone else up a h1ll you re that much nearer the top yourself The number thlrteen sure IS unlucky for some people espec1ally when lt IS twelve jurors and one judge An mteresung person is one who IIISISIS he never made a m1stake. Boston Cream Pre 1S called Washmgton Cream P1e lI1 Boston The backwoods couple made one of thelr very rnfrequent tr1ps 1nto town 1n then' horse and buggy and upon arr1v1ng at the c1ty lumts nouced the Slgfl Speed 20 M.P H If you w1llhandle the re1ns maw Sald the drlver I'll wh1p her up and see 1ffen we uns can make lt Yeh, Joe 1S really henpecked! Drvorced a year and sull weartng h1s weddlng rmg. . . . . ,, ,, . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . when I got to Comb's I saw many, many, slim people who were having appointments to try to gain . . . ,, . . . . . ,