Helmsburg High School - Tiger Echoes Yearbook (Helmsburg, IN)

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I was put into a hypnotic spell I could see everything that was going on but I couldn' move The guard that had captured me Marion Richart told me he was arrangmg for my escape He had once had his brain pxckled and d1dn't want it to happen to any one else Before this happened he had been the 'tuba tooter in Red Sm1th's Tuba Factory Just as they were getting ready to pickle my bram Lois Porter the scientist s helper spilled the brew It eontamed Atorrnc Everything Dlssolver which had been perfected by Lois The floor was quickly dissolved As we fell we srghted LaDonna Long looking for her little termites on Moon Monsters The monsters had been captured by Lee Perclfield and his trusty moon dog This dog had super radar ears and X ray eyes The dog was raised in Jim Hawley s Dog Emporium and Accessory Shop As a side line he ra ses Hawley hocks' H1s shop is located behind Phyllis Sisson s Pawn Shop where she sells green cheese to under nourished lunar rodents Iheard through the grape vme that my super mobile had been found by Jean skating rink This rink moves while the person stands st1ll That way no one gets run over As I was hunting for a space garage I spied a girl that looked familiar Sure enough it was Wilma Shelton She told me she had looked for the perfect man on Earth and couldn't find him so she came to the moon ontmued on to a space garage where Iemployed the services of Glenn Henderson a super moon space mechanic When he informed me my car was ready I climbed in and blasted off I was in the air before I realized my controls didn t work I switched on my radio beam On this I got Carol Marshall very clearly She was employed by the Studebaker Corporation to bring in all lost space ships When I landed on Earth I told my story to a few people but no one believed I Wonder why 'P Compllments Of BESSIER ORCHARDS Nashville Indiana R ad 135 Richard Hickman REGAL STORE M or gantown Indiana Compliments Of Your Men s Store THE EAGLE Bloomington Indiana PENNYHS Bloomington Headquarters For Teen Agers West Side Ot Square Bloomington, Indiana HIGH SPEED RECAP Bloomington Indiana WALKERI G A Fresh Vegetables Meats Groceries Nashville Indiana I-IlATT'S Dry Goods and Notions Clothing For The Family Morgantown Indiana FAYES GIF TS Collectors Items Souvenirs and Gifts Spreads and Rugs Cider ITIS . . z A. . t . 1 I II 1 II ll . ' - . . 4 . . . I . ' . . . I . - . . . . Q I, I . . . . . I I ' Logsdon and Shirley Robinson while they were excavating for their newly invented . . ' . . 1 I . , , 81 I .

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I was dr1v1ng along 1n my super moblle mvented by the super mventor Red Brummett who also Invented the super dooper submoblle My car started to hum a funny tune Dum De Dum Dum The next thmg I knew I was flymg through space A fleet of space float boats from Polxng s Polzce Patrol captamed by Melvm Polmg was close behmd me Mr Polmg got thxs job by capturmg the space patent jumpers whose leader was Margaret Joy She was caught trymg to steal the patent on Buckshot Long s speclal energ1zed octane buckshot pllls wh1ch makes the spec1al space moblles run He 1nvented these between rals mg l1ttle long shots My car was gomg so fast I qu1ckly left Polmg s Polxce Patrol m the rear I was blmded by a newspaper that flew mto the wmdshleld It was the 'Helmsburg Republlcan formerly the Brown County Democrat publxshed by Ronald Chmtwood the celebrated author of How To Stay A Bachelor One ltem 1n the newspaper was of Margaret Kelso the frrst lady dlplomat to the moon It IS sald when she got th1s posztxon she really jumped sky hmgh I glanced at my mterplanetary space vlewer 1n the fourth dlmenslon I saw Yvonne Yoder as the Queen of the Unlverse She was v1ew1ng the constructmon of call The earth 1s r1d of all lts mooses As I glanced at my space o v1s1on I recognlzed Phyllls Tutterrow starrmg ln Lost On Venus or So Thls Is Love Her leadmg man was Jesse James ln hrs home galaxy more commonly known as Russell Clme He got hxs start U1 the movles playmg Professor F1ttz1lg1nk m the Hydrggen Squad My car started to rock a great flash of llghtnmg and a deafenlng roar of thunder cracked through the sky My shlp sped toward the moon lquzckly swxtched m my reverse rockets They dldn t work crash I landed A guard captured me He took me to the mad sclentlst Mar1lyn Clme Her electro magnet1c waves caused the llghtmng and thunder whlch made me crash She lnformed me she needed a human plg Whose bram she could pmckle HICKMAN SHELL SERVICE STATION AMERICANS BREEDERS SERVICE See Us For Goodyear Tlres Phone 43R3 Morgantown Ind1ana ROY BURNS WHOLESALE GROCE RY Bloommgton Ind1ana Studebaker Cars Sz Trucks KEELING MOTORS INC Franklm Ind1ana One Block South Of Court House Best Wlshes From Call L A Hawley Nashville 157 Or Martmsvxlle 1373 THE LITTLE HOUSE Antlques Chma Glass And Furruture Road 45 Near Helmsburg NASHVILLE STATE BANK Nashvllle Indxana C ompl 1rne nts Of BROWN COUNTY DEMOCRAT JENNINGS AND SON GROCERY Nashv1lle, Ind1ana Franklzn Phone 757 or 706 , l . I . . . . . I 1 II n . . Il . 1 1 Q . 1 n II II . . - I . . . - n I I I 1 Il ll ll I - I , Lester Smith's Tuba Factory. His new tuba looks like a piccolo and sounds like a moose ll ,g Il - c?Jll. . , - a . Q . . . by . 1 A , I I ll - - II I

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GROVER C DAVID IR Landscapmg And Forestry Servlce Phone Nashv1lle lnd1ana BROWN COUNTY MEN'S SHOP Commermal Bu1ld1ng Sports Clothes A Spemalty Phone 152 Nashvllle lndlana CHEVROLET Arnerlca s Largest And F1nest Low Pr1ced Car eDOnaId 5 Chevrolet Sales Ivan M CDonald Phone 5 Na shvxlle Indmana Nationally Advertized Furnishings For Men And Boys . I . . I