Hellgate High School - Halberd Yearbook (Missoula, MT)

Text from Pages 1 - 107 of the 1911 volume:

Hist of Abttrrttsera Missoula Mercantile Co. Missoulian Publishing Co. Scandinavian-American State Bank. Beardsley’s Studio. Dr. J. L. Scott. Dr. E. P. Dungan. Dr. G. G. Rider. R. H. McKay. Henley, Eigeman Co. F. M. Ingalls. Montana State Normal College. Polleys Dumber Co. Hughes Ferguson. D. J. Donohue. Coffee Parlor. J. A. Cavander. Northwestern Abstract and Title Insurance Co. Western Montana National Bank. Chas. H. Marsh. Mapes Mapes. Missoula Nursery Co. Swedish Massage Co. M. Gibbons. J. W. Lister. Dixon Hoon. Heimbach Kelly. First National Bank. J. D. Rowland. Dr. Anna James. Beeson Armstrong. Missoula Trust Savings Bank. Gas serf Heyn. Cobban Realty Co. H. H. Bateman. Florence Steam Laundry. Missoula Light Water Co. Drs. Willard Stryker. The Smoke House. Montana Independent Telephone Co. The Parisian. Miss Emily Miladofsky. Orvis Music House. Frank Borg, Jeweler. F. E. Ward. ®abk of (Eontenta Dedication . . ................... Quail Creek Camp (Wallace Smith) Ode to the Class Bell (M. Gray) . For the Honor of the School (Villa Cool) The Detention Hour (Alpha Pierson) A High School Hamlet (Bernice Berry) Freshman Class History...................... Sophomore Class History (Claude Simpkins) Junior Class History (Percy Stone) Senior Department........................... Senior Quotations........................... Seinior Class History (Cora Schilling) Who’s Who in 1930 ....................... Senior Baby Book............................ Senior Nuptials (Ruby Jacobson) . Clubdom ... ............. The Faculty (Rejected) . . The Faculty (Accepted)...................... The Place for a Hero (M. G.)................ Dramatic Medley............................. Cuts of Spring.............................. Athletics................................... The Faculty Track Meet...................... Sophie’s Circus Stunt (C. Simpkins) Society ................................... The Megaphone............................... The Derby............................. The Staff ........................... Editorial................ .................. Senior Orations . ............. Senior Blowout.............................. Commencement . .... Missoula Megaphone.......................... Alumni News................................. Grinds.............................. . Page 4 7 8 9 11 13 15 17 19 20 21 26 27 30 35 36 38 40 41 44 47 49 64 66 68 72 73 74 76 77 50 81 82 83 84 professor Francis JStejer pehtcalton JUb, tfje (Elass of 1911, itespectfullg MebxtnU tips fitter ?Root nttratal to Recognition of Ste (SjrtenMg J gmpatljg anit Rlnfailing Support MISSOULA COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL irzmnx W QUAIL CREEK CAMP BY MOONLIGHT, A LA IRVING WALLACE- SMITH, '13 I have given a picture of our camp on our first taking possession. A few evenings have produced a thorough change in the scene and in my feelings. The moon, which then was invisible, has gradually gained upon the nights and now rolls in full splendor above Bear Tooth Cliff, pouring a flood of tempered light into every forest aisle and clearing. The slope in front of the tent is gently lightened up; the fir and pine trees are tipped with silver, the creek sparkles in the moonbeams and even the blush of the wild rose is faintly visible. I have sat for hours in our tent door inhaling the fragrance of the pines, and musing on the jagged outline of the tree-tops, whose towering trunks are dimly shadowed out against a background of for- est-covered mountains. Sometimes I have issued forth at midnight when .everything was quiet and have wandered around the camp. Who can do justice to a moonlight night in such a climate and in such a place ? The temperature of a Montana midnight in summer is perfectly ethereal. We seem lifted up into a purer atmosphere; there is a serenity of soul, buoyancy of spirits, elasticity of frame that renders mere existence enjoyment. The effect of the moonlight, too, on the campsite has something like enchantment. Every rent and chasm of time, every mouldering tint and weather stain disappears; the cliffs take on the whiteness of marble; the little creek flows gently along its base; two trees stand as sentinals so that the “Tooth” reminds one of a moated fastness of mediaeval times. At such times I have ascended by the narrow path to the top of Bear-Tooth hill to enjoy its varied and extensive prospect. To the right the snowy summits of Mission Range gleam like silver clouds against the darker firmament and all the outlines of the mountains would be softened, yet delicately defined. My delight, however, would be to lean over where the crag drops sheer for hundreds of feet, and gaze down upon the Swan River, winding like a great silver snake, The Bitter Root Page 7 below me, softly lapping against the boulders along its edge, and its dark evergreen bank sleeping, as it were, in the moonshine. Sometimes I would hear the lonely cry of a solitary water-bird in some dark inlet of the stream; at other times I have heard the dis- mal hoot of an owl, and always the faint gurgling and lashing rises from the sparkling river and I have pictured to myself canoes of sin- ewy redskins dipping their paddles to a weird chant as they breast the current, a picturesque scene of former days, but now seldom oc- curring except in remote parts of Canada. Such are the scenes that have detained me for many an hour, loitering about the glades and ridges of our camping place, enjoying that mixture of reverie and sensation which steal away existence in such a climate—and it has been almost morning before I have retired to my bed and been lulled to sleep by the murjnuring waters of Quail Creek. ODE TO THE CLASS BELL Hail! to thee, clamoring, endless jangling bell! Hail! to thy ring of merry, spiteful glee! Oft, where the air of spring is balmy, still. When heads bend low o’er desks in calm repose. Thy rude voice oft has roused me from a doze, A gentle slumber filled with sweetest dreams, And wTith a startled jerk hast called me back To stern reality, this weary world. To themes unwritten and detention pads. Or if not dreams, from fond remembered talks, Or tender tete-a-tetes with dear close friends. ’Tis thee that summons me. Thy dull jarring note Sends direst chills thru every student’s spine. Thou art a tyrant, thee we must revere, At thy command spring up and haste away, To torture, and to boredom, close behind Thy wicked rule, among our hated list Of cruel trials. Yet a few weeks and we, a favored band. Will break the chains that bind us firm and strong, And once again be free to flirt and dream. No more shaft thou, frail gong of polished steel, Break in upon our private dialogues. Nor order, with pale lip and quaking knees. And flushing cheeks and shifting guilty glance. The boy, who all the period, should have conned His Latin, but instead with love-lorn mein Page 8 The Bitter Root Wrote ardent notes, addressed to some fair maid; The girl who, startled, turns from whispered tales, The inmost secrets of her vacant mind, Imparted to her faithful bosom friend. Farewell to thee, 0 cruel oppressor! and If Jove is sovereign still, we bep of him. To grant our longed-for, but half fearful prayer. 0, may thy tongue be clothed with blackest rust; May dank dust vather o’er thy polished side. May time soon change thy clattering dreaded tone First to a hoarse, then muffled unheard sound. Thus to our under-classmen do wTe leave Our deepest sympathy and brightest hope, And unto thee our darkest, sternest curse. M. GRAY FOR THE HONOR OF THE SCHOOL VILLA COOL, ’13 The hands of the clock in the assembly room of the Rockford High School pointed to the hour of three. The bell sounded for dis- missal, and the next instant a mass of boys and girls poured through the halls, down the stairs, and out into the bright winter sunshine. A group of chattering girls made their way to the girls’ dressing rooms, in the basement, to prepare for. their basket-ball practice. The high school meet, in which the girls were to take part, was only two days off, and the chief topic of conversation was Rockford’s chance oC winning the championship, and, incidentally, the cup. 44Those Alton girls are regular cats.” said Matilda Handel, the outspoken center, frowning into the looking glass. 44Don’t you re- member how, the last time we played them, they nearly disabled us? I came out of the game with every hairpin missing, and my glorious red hair tumbling over my shoulders.” 44If the Alton girls are cats, the quincy girls are—quinces,” spoke up Mary Freek, the star forward. 44I saw a picture of their team the other day. and thev are the sourest-looking bunch I’ve seen.” 44Here, that’s my shoe,” called a big guard, whom the girls called Sally. 44How do you reckon I’m going to smash anybody’s toes if I don’t have two shoes on?” 44Don’t get so fierce, Sally,” replied Mary, tossing over the shoe. 44Don’t waste any of your magnificent strength on us—save it for the tournament. Since the boys have actually let the girls in on this, we’ve got to show them what we can do.” 44And just think of that beautiful cup, girls,” Lois sang out, 44Think of it in a glass case in our assemblv room. Doesn’t it rouse all the school spirit in you?” And, perching herself upon a locker, she began to sing: The Bitter Root Page 9 “Here’s to the high school whose colors we wear”—- The others joined in, tying shoestrings and hair ribbons, and crowding in front of the mirror for a last look. The coach's whistle cut short the chorus, and out they trooped into the gymnasium. The last of the line was a chubby, red-cheeked little Junior, who had not entered until the second semester, and had come from a small high school in one of the neighboring villages. Already she was as loyal to Rockford as if she had known no other school, and her great ambition Avas to make the first team in basket-ball, and help her high school to AA’in neAV honors. So she took her place on the sec- ond team and practised faithfully, night after night. Tonight, as she took her place on the floor, AA’ith the high school song ringing in her ears, she wished, with all her heart, that she could do something for the honor of the school, “ Anyway, I’ll play the very best I can,” she said to herself, as the game began. The girls played hard and fast, as they realized how soon they would have to meet the other teams. And AA'hen the practice hour AAras over, and most of the girls had left, Matildy, Avho threAA' the free throws, stayed for a little more practice, and Ivy, the enthusiastic little Junior, stayed, too. Time after time they sent the ball into the basket, and became so absorbed that they did not notice that the coach had entered the room, until his A’oice broke the silence. “Enough for tonight, girls,” he said. “Mustn’t tire yourselves out.” Ivy was following Matilda to the dressing room, AA’hen the coach stopped her. “Good AArork. Miss Gardner,” he said. “Could you arrange to go to Peoria with us as a substitute?” And he passed quietly on. But Ivy walked out of the room. AA-ith every beat of her heart saying, “ Sub-sti-tute, sub-sti-tute. ” Then she“might be able to do something yet, for the honor of the school. sfc . It was the last game of the tournament. The gymnasium Avas filled with enthusiastic rooters, for the basket-ball championship lay betAA-een Peoria and Rockford. As Peoria’s team came on to the floor, they were greeted AA’ith shouts and the waving of banners, but there was not a single cheer AA’hen Rockford followed, a minute later. Matilda, the center, brought her lips together in a straight line, and said to the girls: “The jays! We’ll beat them yet!” The referee’s whistle sounded, and Matilda faced Peoria’s center, determined to get the ball. Up it AA'ent in the air between them, both girls hit it and knocked it to the right, and the game AA7as on. Both sides played hard and well. Mary. Rockford’s star forAA-ard. put in three straight baskets, but Peoria soon tied the score. Matilda caught the ball at the toss-up, and passed it doAA’n the field to Mary. Mary jumped, missed the ball, and fell in a little heap on the floor. The referee called “Time,” and. AA’ith despair in their hearts. Matilda and Sally helped the star forAA-ard off the field. Page 10 The Bitter Root At a word from the coach, Ivy took the vacant place. The Peoria team sent lip cheer after cheer, for the game seemed to be in their favor. The cheering made Ivy nervous. She fumbled the ball, threw it into the hands of Peoria’s center, and Peoria had scored on Rockford when the whistle blew and the first half was over. When the second half began. Ivy was in her place, determined to bring up the score. She played as she had never played before, and the girls, catching her spirit, played harder, too, so that Peoria could not score again. When Ivy finally threw a basket and tied the score, there was only one minute left to play. The ball was in Peoria’s hands, when Lois grabbed it, and threw it to Matilda, who in turn passed it to Ivy. As she lifted the ball high above her head and tossed it towards the basket, the referee raised his whistle to his lips. The ball hung on the rim of the basket for an instant and, as it fell in, the whistle sounded. The game was over, and Ivv had won Rockford the cup. Yet, even in the midst of all the cheering that followed, never once rlid the little Junior think of her own glory. She had done it for the honor of the school. THE DETENTION HOUR ALPHA PIERSON, ’12 Between the light and the twilight. When the night is beginning to lower. Comes the happiest time of the school day, That is known as Detention Hour. I hear in the chamber above me, The shuffling of many feet. The sound of a door that is slamming, And voices far from sweet. From the basement we watch with trembling. Descending the broad hall-stair, With her pad and her busy pencil, A teacher with soft gray hair. A question and then a silence. Yet she knows by our guilty looks, We were laughing and talking together, Of things, that are not in our books. A sudden scratch of the pencil On a piece of paper white. We know it’s the word “Detention,” And that we deserve it all right. The Bitter Root Page 11 She gives us the piece of paper, And then she ascends the stair. Alas, we know well what is coming, And if, to escape, did we dare, She’d almost devour us with scoldings. Detentions about would fall, Till we’d think of the Bishop Bingen, With the mice falling over his wall. Do you think, oh learned teachers. Because you have fixed us now, That we can’t play hookey some time, And stir up a great big row? You may have us fast in your fortress. In a small detention hall, But is that a reason why we’uns Cannot be a match for you-all? In our hearts we will keep you, Forever and ever and a day, While detentions are burning to ashes, And scattering in dust away. A HIGH SCHOOL HAMLET IN 1911 B. I. B., ’13 To do—or not to do, that is the question. Whether ’tis better in the Spring to study And get our lessons and our recitations; Or sit and think, by some wide-open window, Of how our track team’s coming. To muse, to dream Of all. And in that dream to say we win The shot-put and the other track events That we must fight for. ’Tis a great victory Which we will surely gain. To muse—to.dream—• And then, perchance, to wake—aye, there’s the rub! For then our visions sweet fall to the ground. And we must know our field’s yet to be done And we must do it; and all work hard To aid the people who will try to .win The victory we’ve just been dreaming of. And now we realize that we must work Together here. Who’ll bring along the tools And grunt and sweat, and build a nice new fence ? And next the plow and horses come in line To do their part in this important place. No one must pike, but all be there. Anon The girls come, too. and bring along the lunch—- Pickles and other stuff we know not of, The while their cheers make workers of us all. And thus the former look of Higgins field Is changed by those who wish to do us proud. The Bitter Root Page 13 THE FRESHMAN CLASS FRESHMAN CLASS HISTORY Providence led the class of 1914 to the classic walls of Missoula High to show the upper classmen perfect specimens of what a class should be. It is difficult to surmise what might have happened to the local institution if the ver- dant first-year boys and girls had migrated else- where. We can say, with Julius Caesar, 4‘Veni, vidi, viei: ’ ’ for immediately upon our arrival we took the lead in all school activities and as a result suo ceeded in winning the majority of places in the various athletic contests. Then came our banquet—it was fit for the gods—and the merry-making at the table will long be regarded as the dearest and sweetest memories of school days. Not content with the athletic honors, we organized an English Club, at which we had regular resurrections of Shakespeare, Scott, and Carroll. Our detention team is leading in the contest for the silver cup and, judging from present results, we shall be able to hold the cup for the next three years. As students—well, if High Schools should award Phi Beta Kappa keys the 1914 class would surely get a corner on these much-coveted souvenirs. Our records up to date reveal a remarkable percentage of honor students—we are all above passing grade, as indicated by the letter P, and it is already forecasted that 1914 will be the class to produce the next Rhodes9 Scholarship-winner! We could say more, but we are not boastful. The Bitter Root Page 15 THE SOPHOMORE CLASS SOPHOMORE CLASS HISTORY CLAUDE SIMPKINS, ’13 When the Class of 1910 called the Freshman Class of that year, the banner class of the old M. H. S., it was speaking of quantity and quality. The number of -the original class has materially diminished, but there is some excuse for the falling off of the number of the em- erald tribe. To an on-looker the pace maintained by this class ap- pears to be far beyond human endurance. Can you blame those poor, immature, enthusiastic Freshmen for dropping by the wayside ? The first year of the Missoula High School is always delightful. The air of the place is cool and refresh- ing, and everything about is fresh and green. There. are- no zeros or low grades to spoil or mar the happiness of the infant student during the first semester. Not until the mid-year exams is the pleasure of the romping babies spoiled. How can-he help lingering over the dear old studies, enjoying all there is in the green nature about him? But it has come about that the ranks of the class ‘(like the ranks of the Freshmen) have been strengthened' this year by the nature lovers of previous classes. In speaking of originality, this class is like strawberry plants. It did bear fruit the first year, but became a prize-winner in the second year. There have been no happenings worthy of note during the pres- ent year, for the classmen have been devoting all.their time to hard work. Though this has been the ease, a few outside happenings have given fame to the class. It has often been said that mtfeessity is the mother of invention. If that is so therT 'the Sophomore class can be said to be the grandmother of the invention of’the printing of deten- tions. Wa.8 it not a member of the Sophomore class who created the necessity for more detentions, which thing eventually led to the printing of them on the mimeograph ? And so it is that while the faculty and principal get the credit for innumerable improvements in the maintenance of order in the old M. H. S.,’the credit is really deserved by the class of 1913. . ■ - I J J I I J J THE HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF 1912 PERCY STONE, ’ 12 It was a shock, and the school has never gotten over it. Everyone sat up and took notice, even the Seniors. It was an event which has never been equalled and one that will remain without a rival for many years. This was the entry of the class of 1912. With what toil they left the childish grammar school behind, with what enthusiasm they took up the work of making the High School amount to some- thing. Have they succeeded in this attempt? Compare the present High School with what it used to be. Have there ever been so many detentions handed out or so many suspensions as there have been since we entered the school? Some ignorant people may claim that this is nothing to brag about. Perhaps it is, perhaps it i not. Be that as it may. There are many other ways in which we have shown our superiority. Take, for instance, physical progress. At one of the first meetings of the class, when it was yet in the Freshman stage, a large body of upper-classmen attempted to raid it. What happened, you ask ? Inquisitor, that is a foolish question. What always hap- pens when anyone tries to start anything with us ? Defeat, of course. The boys who attempted the rash deed were overpowered by the Freshmen and laughed at by the girls, for whom they had tried the impossible. Next, are we not superior to all in wisdom? Have we not from the first shown ourselves to be the brightest pupils? Think of the stunts which were originated by our class. They are too numerous to mention here, but I will say that the novel schemes of advertising which have been used during the year were, for the most part, due to the brilliant minds of Juniors. The Megaphone was the idea of a Junior. Yet some claim that they have us beaten in originality. We also claim that we are above everyone as far as “ doing things” goes. No sooner had the class been organized than plans were being made for a sleigh ride. In our Sophomore year the same thing happened and a party was given in honor of the class. This year we are making plans for the most elaborate ‘‘Prom” that the school has seen. And then people say they team beat us. I have dwelt too long rtpon the subject of superiority, but it was so evident that I had to put it down. I will now trace briefly (briefly because the editor won’t give the Juniors any more room) the history of the class. There were 90 when we .enterd and that 90 elected Roy Allen as president. Gradually the class lost its members until now our class is probably the smallest in the school. The next year we elected Keith Miller president, and he was re-elected again this year. In this last year we have acquired some new members who raise the standard of the class in both quantity and quality. Among these are “Orator” Angevine, “Cupid” Lansing and the “Count” and “Bill” Molchior. So the class remains— First in war, first in peace,. First in the hearts of all wise (?) men. Page 19 The Bitter Root Page 20 The Bitter Root SENIOR QUOTATIONS i Frederick Richter. ‘‘Blessings on thee, little man.” Hazel Hawk. “I only speak right on.” Joy Smith. “Better men than I have lived, but I do not believe it.” Ruby Jacobson. “Little, but 0, my!” Myrtle Gray. “The world hath few like unto her.” The Bitter Root Page 21 Cora Schilling. “O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful in the contempt and anger of her lips.” Merritt Owsley. “I am but a stranger here; Heaven is my home.” Merle Kettlewell. “Hear and believe! Thy own importance know. ’ ’ Marguerite Barden. “Genteel in personage and conduct.” Harry Hughes.. “Of knowledge vast, of learning most pro- found. ’ ’ Page 22 The Bitter Root Marcus Rasmussen. ■R i i His sweet smile haunts me stili. y y Kate Cook. “A face with gladness overspread.’7 Hazel Hill. 1 ‘ Favors to none; to all she smiles extends. Oft she rejects, but never once offends.77 Raymond Carroll. “I hear, yet say not much, but think the more.77 Marguerite Bonner. “Her ideals are lofty.77 The Bitter Root Page 23 Gladys Brown. “To know her was. to love her.” Earl Deuel. “In each cheek appears a pretty dimple.” Florence Shull. “At every word a reputation dies.” Jessaleen Wilkins. “ ’Tis virtue that doth make the most ad- mired. ’ ’ Bessie Borgers. “A sweet and quiet conscience.” Page 24 The Bitter Root Edna Rankin. “Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace. 7 1 Hubert Gwinn. “He used to be a Godly youth, but his com- rades led him astray. 77 Lizzie Alloway. “With force and skill To strive to fashion and fulfil.’7 Hilda Marsh. “Of sweet and gentle grace and unassuming mein.77 The Bitter Root Page 25 A CHRONICLE OF THE CLASS OF 1911 CORA SCHILLING, ’ll Now, as recorded in history, there dwelt in a land far to the westward, a people called Missoulians. And these people had many sons and daughters. Now their youths and maidens did hunger and thirst after wis- dom. So in the fourth year of the reign of Teddy the Terrible, there came many of them to the door of the synagogue, saying in a loud voice: “Open unto us.” And the door opened and behold, there stood there before them a scribe, one Franklin, son of Thomas, who said unto them: ‘ ‘ Who are ye and why earnest thou hither ? ’ ’ And they, answering, said: “We came into the land whither we were sent, that we might be exceeding wise.” And the scribe said unto them: “Because thou art fresh and of little understanding therefore will I give ye a new name. From henceforth ye shall be known as Freshmen. ” And the next year they did again seek entrance, and again they were admitted. And the scribe gathered them unto him and divided them into two classes, saying unto one of them: “Inasmuch as ye have hearkened unto me and have performed my commandments faithfully, here in this office I give you a new name—Sophomore— which, being interpreted, meaneth foolish—for ye think ye know much, but in truth ye know nothing.” And to the others he said: “Because ye have flunked, oh ye of little understanding, ye shall still be Freshmen.” And there was weeping and gnashing of teeth and the sky was filled with lamentations. And so the Sophomores waxed strong and great in importance until the chief scribe said: “Enough, for know ye not that the Sophs are no longer foolish? They have grown in wisdom and shall no longer be Sophomores, but Juniors.” Thereupon they raised a great shout and as Juniors hon- ored the school with their presence. But when they came for a fourth time behold, the chief scribe, Thomas, had departed, and there stood in his place one Francis Adrian, surnamed Ste.jer, who addressed them, saying: “Welcome unto ye! Long have I looked for young men and maidens of such wisdom and fairness. I will be to ye a father and ye shall be my children and all the world shall learn of your greatness. Ye shall- be known as Seniors, which meaneth ‘Shining Lights.’ ” And his words were 'true, for the Seniors waxed strong in influence. And the Faculty loved them and the Sophs and Freshies revered them, and even the stubborn Juniors walked in the straight and narrow path which the Seniors trod, and did in all manner follow in their exalted footsteps. And even to this day the ways of the Seniors are shown to the children of men and they are commanded to follow their glorious example. Thus ende'th the Chronicle of the sayings and doings of the Class of 1911, living in the reign of Teddy the Terrible and William the Peaceful. Page 26 The Bitter Root WHO’S WHO IN 1930 The following articles were published in the popular weekly paper, “Who’s Who!” on April 12, 1930. These selections show the great work that is being carried on by the Class of 1911. The paper is edited by Marcus Rasmussen, who first began his newspaper career distributing the “Megaphone” to the members of his class: FANATIC ARRESTED London, April 10. Edna Rankin, one of America’s prominent Suffragists, was ar- rested today soon after her arrival in London. The radical spirit of her lectures and her unreasonable demands are feared by the au- thorities. Followed by a mob of screaming women, who shouted, “Release the Goddess of Woman’s Rights.” the fierce fighting fa- natic was dragged through the streets and finally locked behind the bars. WONDERFUL WORK OF EVANGELIST New York, April 11. Thousands of people filled the Tabernacle last night to hear the address of Clayton Spencer. The evangelist displayed wonderful power and zest in dealing with this subject, “The Evils of Dancing and Cigarettes.” He drove away the doubts, and even the stubborn opposition of all unbelievers. The collections for the evangelist were unusually large, amounting to some few cents over a dollar. USHER PLAYS PART IN FIRE French Town, April 9. Just as the noted prima donna, Bessie Borgers, stepped on the stage at the ‘ ‘ President Theater. ’ ’ flames wrere discovered in the cur- tains by the usher, Merritt Owsley. He saved the crowd from becom- ing panic stricken by his display of coolness, and canned the fainting prima donna from the stage. The flames were soon under control. No one was injured, except the usher, who received a blister on his little finger, but it is thought that he will recover. MAYOR GWINN RECOVERS Louisville, April 12. Mayor Gwinn has just recovered from a severe attack of “city- citus. ” During his illness his stenographer, Miss Hill, absconded with a considerable sum of money. The Bitter Root Page 27 BIG CHICKEN FARM Missoula, April 10. Cora Shilling and Merle Kettlewell are building coops on their poultry ranch at the foot of Mt. Jumbo. The ranch comprises two lots of land and will be equipped with inclosures. Chickens will be hatched for the farm in incubators. The proprietors will peddle eggs in the city. PUGILISTS IN THE RING Paris, April 11. “Spikes” Deuel, the American heavyweight, knocked out “Big” Richter, the veteran of a hundred ring battles, last night. It was in the sixth round when, “Spikes” landed “Big” Richter his sleep punch, and the latter lay cold for nearly one-twentieth of a second. VIISIT THE HALL OF JOY See Gladsome Gladys in her famous Spanish dance at the Smith Tent Show. CANNIBALS REFUSE TO EAT HER Chicago. The friends of Marguerite Barden, the missionary recently sent to the Fiji Islands, will be pleased to hear that she has escaped the usual fate of those of her calling, on account of her lack of avoir- dupois. NEW MATRON AND NURSE Marysville, April 9. Those interested in the lunatic asylum at Marysville will be glad to hear that Miss Marguerite Bonner has been appointed matron and will soon assume her new duties. Miss Jessaleen Wilkins will assist in the work as head nurse. DIVORCE CASE Carlton, April 9. Divorce proceedings were entered yesterday by Mr. Wiseman against his wife, Mrs. Lizzie Allowav Wiseman, on the charge of ex- treme cruelty. His principal witness is his private secretary, Miss Kate Cook, who says that she saw the wife beat Mr. Wiseman over the head with a club. Page 28 The Bitter Root WOMAN AVIIATOR Ravalli, April 8. Mrs. Hilda Marsh Hoolihan, the first woman aviator of Montana, is taking a tour through the Flathead Reservation in her new ma- chine. WILL TAKE A TRIP EAST San Francisco, April 13. Dr. Hughes, a veterinary surgeon of this city, has gone on a trip East. He expects to visit his college friend, Mr. Carroll, who is engaged in the Junk and Hide Business. COOK EMPLOYS NEW LAWYER Hamilton, April 13. Myrtle Gray, a well-known female barrister of Hamilton, has taken up Dr. Cook’s case and will attempt to prove that he climbed Mt. McKinley. Although his ease has been through many courts in the past nineteen years, he is now confident that his achievement will be proven through the greatest lawyer of the Bitter Root. SEARCHING FOR HER HUSBAND Spokane, April 1. Mrs. Hazel Hawke-Hawkins was brought to the sheriff’s office on suspicion of being insane. She seemed to be searching in vain for her husband; but he arrived soon afterwards to take her home. On being relieved of her anxiety she soon recovered. NEW HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER De Smet, April 3. Miss Florence Shull has been appointed principal of the De Smet High School. A MOUNTAIN GLIMBMER Miss Ruby Littleone, a celebrated mountain climber, has just returned from a tour of Alaska. While in that country she gained a world-wide reputation as the first woman to reach the summit of Mt. McKinley. Her great experience in mountain climbing was gained by her frequent trips up Mt. Sentinel during her High School days. The Bittek Root Page 29 SENIOR BABY BOOK Hazel Hill is a charming High School girl, .and her charm lies chiefly in her friendly, so- cial nature. Kind-hearted and sensible, she has a nature that will surmount all difficulties with a sweet smile. Merle Kettlewell has a most upright and admirable disposition. She possesses those qual- ities that go to make a great woman, but some- times she seems just a little, condescending. Still, that is her way, and in spite of it she is a favor- ite among her classmates. Hazel Hawk has a forgiving and gentle dis- position that makes her a favorite in her class. Although some might think her frivolous, still she is thoughtful of others at heart. Frederick possesses an inquisitiveness that partly accounts for his large fund of general facts. He will act when the time comes, and then only. Hubert has a quick and original wit and a remarkable sense of humor. He is especially clever as a machinist, and will probably win the fame of an inventor. Page 30 The Bitter Root Earl Deuel is good at heart, but a great tease. He has the ability to do things well, but lacks self-confidence, and takes his own time to do things. Florence is outspoken and is an expert “slammer.” Though sarcasm is her most effi- cient weapon, she generally comes near the truth. She has Socialistic tendencies and is most accommodating. Raymond Carroll—Beneath his innocent countenance dwells the soul of mischief. He is an earnest student and full of ambition. Edna Rankin—Although she takes a prom- inent part in social affairs, still she maintains a high standing in her studies. Marguerite Barden is a clever girl, but lacks a definite aim in life. She has in her na- ture a certain unawakened strain of persever- ance that keeps her from allowing failure to baffle her. The Bitter Root Page 31 Marguerite Bonner is a girl fond of cards and joy. Her loyalty is admirable and is well shown bv her loyalty to the Sorority and to her particular friends. Besides, she has a most wonderful faculty for shifting responsibility and seeing the bright side of things. Marcus is no less learned because he does not prate of his knowledge. Beneath that rugged exterior lies a noble nature, with a pa- tient disposition. Hilda Marsh has shown her character to be one which works on faithfully, despite obstacles. Best of all she is unconscious of her own grace and beauty. Merritt has the ability to accomplish things, but lacks application. He is brilliant and good- hearted, with a strong character. We cannot help liking him, even though we despise his faults. i %'■ ii ifei'f Kate Cooke possesses a cheerful disposition, a kind heart and is a model of simple honesty and good nature. Page 32 The Bitter Root Myrtle is a girl who puts all her energy into everything that she undertakes. Her name is an index to her character, for it is synono- mous with push, pluck and perseverance. Ruby is a dear little lass with a kind word for everybody. She has a sweet, even temper and is always thoughtful of the feelings and pleasure of others. Harry Hughes has the power of insight and grasp. He has one failing, and that is uncom- promising obstinacy. Lizzie possesses constant friendship, difficulties. a trait, rare among girls— She is never baffled by Joy Smith is a boy with an honest heart, a •broad mind, and he is always friendly. The Bitter Root Page 33 Jessaleen seems to let nothing worry her. Originality and good fellowship are her chief characteristics. Bessie Borgers is slow, but sure, and full of patience. Gladys has a very sweet character, and is loved by all her classmates. Cora is a girl who has such qualities of in- sight and foresight that she will easily be a success. She is bound to win distinction by her brilliant wit and, best of all, she is capable of carrying great responsibility. $ .-3 £ Page 34 The Bitter Root SENIOR NUPTIALS RUBY JACOBSON, '11 The whole class of 1911 was in turmoil of excitement! 44Have you heard about it?” and It can’t be true!” exclaimed many incredulous hearers. Why, of course it’s true; you can just ask Hazel or Marcus.” said Harry Hughes to his interested auditors. Marcus told me about it himself. He and Hazel are goin’ to get married. They want Frederick to be ring-bearer. You know, some one with a sweet, inno- cent child’s face has to perform that duty, and no one in the class is better fitted for it than our little Freddie.” A shout of hilarious mirth greeted him. Go on,” cried Cora in breathless excitement. Well, Ruby is goin’ to be flower girl and Raymond and I are to be best men. Say, Cora, you and Myrtle are picked out to be the bridesmaids. Oh yes, I musn’t forget Earl Deuel has studied for the ministry and he will tie the knot. Just think of it!” We’ll have a big feed, then, won’t we.” was Joy’s anxious inquiry. Of course, you silly,” chimed in Merle, our pride. In the meantime Merritt Owsley had wandered dejectedly away from the others. Married! My Hazel to be married! Oh, I’ll get even with Rasmussen yet!” So saying, he stalked from the room. The day of the wedding dawned clear and bright. All nature seemed to anticipate the event with its gayest flowers blooming and the joyful birds all singing. At last the happy couple came out of the bride’s home and were conveyed to the church. The lovely blushes on the maiden’s cheek merely added to her womanly beauty as her lover looked down into her deep brown eyes. They entered the church. The clergyman, Earl Fitzpatrick Deuel, pronounced the marriage ceremony. The cherub-like countenance of the little ring- bearer lent an air of holiness to the scene. When the wedding ceremony was over there was only one thing lacking in the picture. The bride needed but one thing to fill her cup of joy. She knew that Merritt was not there to see her in all her glory. Let me by! Unhand me! Let go, I say!” These cries the people heard, and recognized the unmistakable voice of Punk.” He tore himself loose from the policeman, who held him, and aimed a deadly revolver at his successful rival, Mr. Rasmussen. Marcus, showing all the noble manliness of his character, quickly rushed for- ward and, grasping the would-be assassin’s arm, foiled the rejected suitor’s purpose. With a few words of mild rebuke, our hero gave Punk over to the policeman. But Hazel, the light of forgiveness shining brightly in her eyes, interceded. Oh, Marcus,” she cried, for my sake, for the great love you bear me, let him go. Don’t The Bitter Root Page 35 spoil the happiest day of my life with any such deed! ’ ’ Unable to resist his wife’s pleadings, Marcus had Merritt released, and the procession moved on. Several years have passed and it is rumored that at a house party given by Mr. and Mrs. Rasmussen, Harry Hughes and Mar- guerite Bonner have become engaged. Nothing definite is known beyond the fact that Harry has eyes for no one but the fair Mar- gurite, and that she is infatuated with Mr. Hughes’ favorite phrase —“them there.” It is to be sincerely hoped that their marriage will be as happy as that of Hazel and Marcus. CLUBDOM THE GIRLS' ENGLISH CLUB The Girls’ English Club was organized in November, 1907. The first President was Miss Esther Cain, ’08, who worked faithfully to establish the club upon the firm footing which it has held among the organizations of the High School. The next semester the line of work was improved under the able leadership of Miss Gertrude Hale. ’08. In the fall of 1908 Miss Gladys Frieze officiated. This semester the club made great progress in its work, as it also did during Miss Eula Butzerin’s administration. Under the Presidents, Miss Hazel Herman and Bessie Wilde, during the year 1909 the club continued its good work. The English Club opened in the semester of 1910 with a recep- tion for all the new girls in High School. Among the many interest- ing meetings held was Mr. Wayne’s Parliamentary Drill and Miss Kellogg’s reading of “A Dawn of a Tomorrow’.” The latter half of the semester, with Merle Kettlewell in the President’s chair, brought the club up to its highest possible standard. The programs were all well prepared and highly instructive. THE SENATE In former years a boys’ literary society has proved a failure and, as a successful organization of this kind is needed in every good High School, earnest efforts were made at the beginning of this school year to form such a society. A strict constitution w-as adopted and energetic young men were elected. Under the combined efforts of Raymond Carroll, its first President, the faculty, able lawyers from the local bar, and the members, much progress has been made. With the coming of Mr. Lever the development vms rapid until nowr the standard maintained by the society is equal to that of any High School literary society in the state. Its members have learned much of self- government, have abolished rowdyism, have become competent in declaiming, in extemporaneous speaking, in conducting parliamentary practice, and in debating. Page 36 The Bitter Root THE FRESHMAN CLUB The Freshman of 1910 was so large that they. could not con- veniently be accommodated in the English Club and the Senate. The faculty devised the plan of a Freshman Club to include boys and girls. It has proved a great success and a great deal has been accom- plished by the students who had formerly found it very difficult to perform in their infantile manner before their.critical superiors. Tom Denny, the first President, and “William Elliott, the second President, have proven themselves efficient managers. THE Y. W. C. A. The Alpha Chapter of the Y. W. C. A. is one of the most recent organizations in the High School. It Avas started by Mrs. Moody in February, 1911: The club met and elected the following officers: Edith Brittain, PresidentGladys Roberts, Vice-President; Alpha Buse, Secretary; Ruth James, Treasurer. The object of the associa- tion is to raise the standard of morality and Christian faith among the girls of the High School. As yet no definite work has been done, but noAv that the city Y. W. C. A. is organized they expect to carry on a definite work with that larger organization. The Bitter Root Page 37 THE FACULTY. (Accepted). THE FACULTY Principal ..... Francis A. Stiver, B. S. Instructor in Latin . . Margaret James, A. B. • Instructor in English . Alice M. Spencer, B. A. Instructor in Science . Elva T. Jamiesqn, B. S. Instructor in Mathematics, Emily Miladofsky, S. B. Instructor in History . Nellie Bowmasl A. B. Instructor in German, Edna Leyenberger, Ph. B. Instructor in Physics . Dick Dickinson, B„ A. Assistant in English . . Alice Wright, B. A. Assistant in English . Margaret Ronan, B. A. Assistant in History .... Amy Ross, B. A. Instructor in Public Speaking . David Lever, B S. Assistant in Mathematics . Helen Smead, B. S. X The Bitter Root Page 39 THE FACULTY. (Accepted). rnmmM Slg “THE PLACE FOR A HERO” A SHORT PARCE ON FACULTY LEGISLATION M. G. (Scene—Inner office; teachers seated about a long table; Prin- cipal at the head.) DRAMATIC PERSONAE Miss Bowman Miss Spencer Miss James Miss Wright Miss Ronan Miss Smead Miss Miladofsky A Stern Judge The Leader of Her Party A Fair-Minded Individual With a Sharp Tongue One of Miss Spencer’s Staunchest Supporters ......................Some More of the Same Ditto, hut Independent The Pupils’ “Friend” and the Sworn Enemy to the Party Miss Jamieson .... A Spinster Who Dislikes Boys Miss Lyennberger ....... The Heroine Miss Ross . . .. . . A Harmless, Really Jolly Sort Mr. Dickinson.................................... The “Pet” of the Faculty and of the School in General Mr. Stejer . . . The Principal Who Loves Decent Conduct Mr. Lever........................................The Beloved Hero ACT I Scene opens by faculty rising in a body to greet the Principal, dressed in a flowing purple robe. Stejer (with a haughty nod of acknowledgement)—“I called this meeting with the express intention of “sounding (as I may say) the faculty on the proposition of detentions. Our institution must, in the name of common decency, have an air of more ill-bred and worse-charactered students than it has. Outsiders are beginning to see thru our scheme for ruining the good reputation of the school and seem inclined to sympathize with the scholars. I believe the best means to this end is more detentions, hence stricter discipline will be impressed upon foreign minds. I would rather like to hear your opinions, of course 7 Miss Spencer (with an air of proud generalship)—“Exactly! The pupils in this school are indolent and disreputable. Anyone The Bitter Root Page 11 would agree with me there. I think we may as well take it for granted that the rest of the faculty agree with us on this question, Mr. Stejer.” Miss James (with vindictive fire flashing from her eyes)—“I think so, too, Mr. Stejer. Really, the Seniors are wasting altogether too much time on that foolish Annual. Of course it will be altogether indicative of their intellectual ability, but I don’t see why you ever permitted them to attempt it. I am sure I would be willing to help in increasing the number of detentions.’7 (With a sweet smile). (Miss Smead and Miss Ronan nod an obedient assent). Mr. Lever—“I am afraid you are just a little bit mistaken as to the Annual. It is bound to be a thoroughly good and worthy ex- ample of High School work and the Seniors are toiling faithfully upon it. Just have a little patience and be merciful.7’ Miss Bowman (in a kind, little voice)—“All that may be true (blushing) but their lessons must stand first and I will not permit any slackening-up, either in my class work or in the length of the lessons.” Miss Wright (in a trembling voice)—“I have some difficulty in serving these detentions to certain people.” Miss Smead (with an energetic blink)—“0! Who?” Miss Wright—“Well, you know how awfully large Mr. Parsons is and, really, he looks terribly cross sometimes.” Miss Miladofsky (who has been fidgeting about in evident dis- pleasure; her black eyes snapping)—“I think you all know my atti- tude on the question of detentions. But since the matter has come up, I demand a vote.” (With a majestic sweep of the hand, as she rises to the climax). (The members of the “party” shift about). Stejer—“All in favor of increasing the number of detentions to at least fifty per day, signify by saying ‘aye.’ (A dull response). Stejer—“Opposed the same.” (Decisively “aye”). Stejer—“Since the motion has been carried, I would like to in- troduce a resolve that will prove very serviceable to use as a threat: ‘Resolved, That attention be more strictly observed, in all the classes.” Miss Miladofsky (irrelevantly)—“If there is no business to come before this meeting, I am going.” (Silence—slams door after her as she exits). Mr. Dickinson (casting a cunning look upon the agitated com- pany and smiling divinely)—“Will you please state the resolve again. I don’t quite get it.” (Loud knock at door—all jump up, eager to beat the offender). Page 42 The Bitter Root Mr. Stejer—“I wonder what young miscreant dares to disturb our meeting? I’ll make an example of the wretch! G-r-r-r-r.” (Larger teachers trampling smaller ones underfoot). Miss Jamieson (in a thin, piping voice)—“I hate the boys! I hate the boj's! ’ ’ (Mr. Lever and Miss Lyennberger exchange glances; all crowd to door). Mr. Lever—“I vrill go and see if I can find him.” Miss Lyennberger—“If you will all please sit down I would like to say a word.” (Then with a broad Irish brogue) : “As to de- tentions, sure an’ its mesilf as feels sorry for the poor students, bliss ’em. Haven’t yez kind hearts enough to see they are good happy youngsters? Begorrah! We don’t want to give more detentions, but less. Have mercy on the poor Seniors, especially!” (Mr. Lever waits till a small skulking figure, with a shock of yellow hair and pale scared face, steals out of the lower hall door with an ill-suppressed chuckle. Then, with a grim smile, returns to the office just as the meeting was breaking up in confusion). (Cur- tain). The Bitter Root Page 43 DRAMATIC MEDLEY PROGRAM Violin Solo...............................................L. Beckwith “A Misunderstanding” . . Miller F. Halford and E. Thomas Vocal Solo......................................Mr. Barratt “The Lion and the Lady” E. Deuel and E. Brittain Piano Solo.................................Bernice Berry Dance...........................................The Russians Vocal Solo................................... Edna Chadwick Melodrama—“Love’s Triumph, or Foiled at the Eleventh Hour.” C. Simpkins, E. Stone, E. Angevine, P. Stone, J. Spencer, H. Lansing, C. Cook, H. Linn, LI. Hayes. On Friday evening, March 31, 1911, the Students’ Association of the High School gave an entertainment for the purpose of raising money for athletics. The assembly room was crowded to its limit and the performance was a success from start to finish. The first number on the program was a vocal solo by Mr. Barratt. This was sung in Mr. Barratt’s usual pleasing style, and was greatly enjoyed by the audience. Then followed a well-rendered violin solo, by Lawton Beckwith. The next number was a farce, entitled “A Misunderstanding.” The parts were carried exceptionally well by Evelyn Thomas. Floyd Halford and Keith Miller, and the little comedy added a great deal to the pleasure of the evening. Page d i The Bitter Root A trombone solo, by Earl Deuel, was the next number. Mr. Deuel is known to all as an accomplished musician, and new laurels were added to his reputation. A farce entitled “The Lion and the Lady,” was the next fea- ture. Here Edith Brittain gave her usual pleasing interpretation as Lady Margaret Mandeville, and Earl Deuel, as Henry Earlsford, again displayed his cleverness. Miss Edna Chadwick followed with a vocal solo. We are always glad to hear Edna sing, and her beautiful voice was at its best that night. The next number was a surprise to all. Professor Ste.jer, at the last moment, obtained the services of two real Russian dancers. The act was clever and unique, and the performers responded to en- thusiastic encores. Then came the hit of the evening, an exciting, hair-raising, blood-curdling melodrama, written by Mr. Lever, and entitled “Love’s Triumph, or Foiled at the Eleventh Hour.” A great deal of care had been taken in preparation of the farce, and much credit is due to all concerned. All the characters were taken by boys, and to see them as “perfect ladies” caused the audience much merriment. The cast included Messrs. J. Spencer, Angevine. Linn, E. Stone, P. Stone, Lansing, Cook, Hayes, and C. Simpkins as the heroine. Special music was furnished by the Berry-Beck with orchestra. Much praise is due “Madame” Ronan, who designed the costumes, and H. Anderson, who acted in the capacity of scenery painter. The performance was repeated the following evening, and was received as enthusiasticalh' as the first time. The Bitter Root Page 4!i k?VYC C At LVe 4Ud[ (e«ce Page 46 The Bitter Root SECOND TRIUMVIRATE CHAPERONED The Bitter Root Page 47 I’agc 48 The Bitter Root THE GYMNASIUM A gym, a gym, my kingdom for a gym! Such would have been the exclamation of King Richard were he a member of the Mis- soula High. They talk of Canadian reciprocity, and commission form of gov- ernment, but all these momentous problems fade into insignificance in comparison to the question of a modern gymnasium for our school. Our wise leaders tell us that the ideal student is the one with a sound body and a sound mind. Nevertheless, they do not hesitate to call us down for flunking our lessons, in spite of the fact that they deprive us of the foundations for mental strength. Square deal? We guess not! Give us a gym and you can drink your coffee with safety! Give us a gym and every tobacco store will close its doors! Give us a gym and “detentions” will be banished, to ancient history! The Bitter Root Page 49 THE FOOTBALL TEAM i i i i i FOOTBALL TEAM, 1910 Captain, Owsley Manager, Stone Left End..................W. Beard Left Tackle F. Marshall Left Guard H. Linn Center....................E. Deuel Eight Guard . . . H. Gwinn Eight Tackle . . . . J. Smith Eight End . . . . W. Jones Quarterback H. Wil inson Left Half M. Owsley Eight Half F. Heypron Fullback..................E. Stone Substitutes—Whaley, McCarthy. and K. Miller. The Bitter Root Page 51 FOOTBALL M. OWSLEY, ’ll The football team of 1910. although light, showed much speed, especially on the ends and backfield, while Deuel and Marshal were the particular stars of the line. The games with Helena and Butte were both well played, but, sad to relate, were decidedly different in results. The first game was played in Missoula with Helena, and was signalized by spec- tacular plays throughout, the final score being 80 to 0 in favor of Missoula. In the game played at Butte the score took a different turn, and Missoula got the short end of 27 to 0. Our team work in this game was especially weak, but the individual playing of Deuel. Mar- shal, Owsley and Wilkinson was particularly spectacular. While the season was not very successful, we still believe that our team would have been second best in the State could we have secured enough games to have proved it. The scarcity of games was due to no fault of ours. The outlook for next year’s team is bright, notwithstanding tlie loss of several men. With Emerson Stone, the speedy little fullback, and Captain for next year, and Heyfron and Linn to form a nucleus, we expect that the promising material will work into championship form and new laurels to Missoula’s football history. Faye 52 The Bitter Root (Eura JichtUmg Flunked: m Catm, Jaratarg 23, 1911, THE BASKET BALL TEAM BASKETBALL EDWIN CUMMINS, ’13 Missoula’s first basketball team was organized this year. At the opening of the term interclass games were played on an outdoor court. Interest kept up until cold weather came, and then the Uni- versity gymnasium was secured for evening practice. Later, the fac- ulty ruled that practicing in the evenings was detrimental to study. Occasional practice, however, was still continued on Friday and Sat- urday evenings, with Mr. Dickinson as coach. In February Missoula received an invitation from Bozeman to send a team to the tournament, and a cpiintet was picked from the boys who were practicing. In the drawing of lots at the tournament the Gallatin County High School fell to Missoula. The game was played March 2, and Missoula was defeated by a score of 17 to 1. Gallatin made all of its scores, with the exception of two, in the first half. This shows that our boys were not so badly outclassed as the score would indicate. The Gallatin team was much heavier and better trained, but considering the disadvantages under which our boys labored they put up a plucky fight. The following made up the team: Eaheart, Lansing. Guards; C. Prescott, Center; Captain Cummins, E. Prescott, Forwards; Hester, Substitute. The prospects for next year’s team are very bright, for not one of this year’s team is lost by graduation. BASKETBALL LINE-UP Captain, Eight Forward . Left Forward Center Right Guard Left Guard . Substitute . E. Cummins E. Prescott E. Cummins . C. Prescott H. Lansing F. Eaheart . C. Hester Page 5.7 The Bitter Root ] ) BAS E ALL BASEBALL TEAM, 1911 Captain Manager Assistant Manager George Miller H. Linn F. Heyfron F. Menard C. Hester E| Deuel C. Molehoir K. Anderson it. Owsley S' UBSTITUTES—H. Simpkins. H. Lixx Owsley Keith Mtller First Base Secoxd Base Shortstop Third Base Cexter Field . Left Field Right Field Pitcher-Catcher Catcher-Pitcher Lansing and C. The Bitter Root Page 5? BASEBALL EDWIN CUMMINS, '13 Never before in the history of the school has the baseball outlook been brighter. At the beginning of the season Merritt Owsley, last year’s star twirler. was elected manager. Keith Miller, assistant man- ager. and Harry Linn, last year’s second baseman, captain. The incoming Freshman Class included several stars, who greatly strengthened the team. Among these were Heyfron. a sensational shortstop. Anderson, the stalky young pitcher, whose work is the mainstay in the pitching department; Hester and G. Miller, Menard and C. Molchior. also made good. On April 9th the team crossed bats with Iiuson. The game was hard fought and was finally won for the High School, through An- derson’s masterly pitching, backed by perfect support. The final score was 3 to 2. The High School met the Hamilton High School on the latter’s grounds on April 15th. This was the first game of the series, which is to be played with that school. The game was even more, bitterly fought than the Huson game, but the Missoula boys won, 3 to 2. An- derson’s pitching was again a feature, while the whole team tight- ened in a pinch. Games have been scheduled with several colleges through the state. The team is making a strong fight for the state interscholastic baseball championship. Baseball enthusiasm, was never greater among the students than now. Much of the team’s success is due to the efficient coaching of David Lever of the Faculty and formerly of Colgate University. Page 5S The Bitter Root There is a room in Missoula High As cold, as cold can he. nd 'When a victim goes in there, “It’s freeze to death,” says he. It’s even so in Springtime, When the sun shines warm and bright. You try to learn your physics, But you never get it right. Then when you’re quite prepared to flunk And march in like a hero— Into the very jaws of death—• And meet your fate—a zero, Oh, for a rise in temperature! But this will ne’er be true. The reason why is plain to see; The zero was given to you. And ‘When you think it over And look straight at defeat You know you’d have done better If there’d only been more heat. THE TRACK TEAM TRACK SQUAD. 1911 Assistant Manager . . E. Deuel. Manager.........................M. Owsley. Captain ..... F. Halford. Sprinters Pole Vault Distance Broad Jump High Jump Hurdles Weights Owsley, Heyfron, Ross, Anderson, Whaley. Lansing, Neely, E. Stone, Higgins, W. Jones. Napton, Preseeott. Dunston, Carroll, McSpadden. Owsley. Whaley, Lansing. Denny, Owsley, Anderson. Denny, McHaffie, Owsley, Helfron, Lansing. Smith, Owsley, Brittain. Duquette, Streit. The Bitter Root Page 61 CO-ED BREAD LINE TRACK E. DEUEL Because of the fact that the High School was barred from the Interscholastic Track Meet of ’09, the athletic activities have centered on baseball. Nevertheless, preparations are being made this year to take part in the meet. With the arrival of Mr. Lever of Colgate, who has inspired the boys, everything is progressing. The boys have shown good spirit from the beginning. With the help of the en- gineers a track was surveyed inside of the baseball park. To the Universitv we owe thanks for the loyaltv which thev have ever shown us. After the track was surveyed two hard days were spent by the boys who worked with picks, shovels, spades and various other tools until the track is in fairly good condition. We have some promising material for track, but two years of idleness has been a detriment to advancement. Although we do not plan on very much, our main object is to get in shape for the fol- lowing years. We hope for a very successful future. Page 62 The Bitter Root MAKING THE MOST OF IT TRACK PRELIMINARIES On Saturday, March 10. a crew of the High School boys was or- ganized to repair the Missoula baseball field, which was used this spring as the practice ground for track and baseball. The fences were repaired and ditches were dug to drain the field. Earlier in the week the engineering class of the University surveyed the running track and the unmelted ice was removed from this, so that it was soon ready to be cindered. About eleven o’clock the girls, laden with deli- cacies, appeared on the scene, and in a short time prepared an ap- petizing luncheon for the hard-working boys. Needless to say, the boys needed no second invitation to cease their labors and step into the “bread line.” Full justice was done to the meal, and when the last wiener was “wursted” and the last doughnut devoured, the boys renewed their labors on the field. The Bitter Root Page 63 FACULTY APPETITE FACULTY TRACK MEET One of the most exciting track meets ever held on the High School athletic field occurred last week when the faculty members of the local Prep school let loose in sprints, pole vaults, broad jumps and weights. The star of the meet was Miss Wright. Although she was the logical candidate in the weights, the crowds gasped when she finished first in the sprints and came in a close second in the pole vault. The spectators went wild in the mile run event. There were two entries—Miss James and Miss Jamieson. The former has held the Latin record for the last six years, and the latter was the star runner at Beloit. The betting was even and at the crack of the pistol the crowd went wild. James led in the first lap, and Jamieson clung to her heels, breathing heavily. The Latin class gave a long yell for Miss James, and the zoologist enthusiasts answered with a menagerie cry for Miss Jamieson. It was intensely exciting. Both kept the same pace in the second and third laps, but as the}” began the last, the spectators jumped over the railing and cheered the runners wildly. James was speeding like a whirlwind, when all of a sudden she stopped to fix her hair, and Jamieson shot past with record speed. Miss Jamieson looked like the winner, but alas! she spied an African caterpillar, and taking out her miscroscope, gave up the race. Next to the mile run the big feature was the 220 hurdles. Three persons entered, Miss Spencer, Miss Wright and Mr. Dickinson. A few minutes before the meet each of the contestants took some prelim- inary practice. Miss Spencer tried a few hurdles with a volume of Pancoast in each hand; Miss Wright jogged up and down, taking an occasional jump over the regulation theme tablets, and Mr. Dickinson spent his time talking about a new hair tonic. Page 64 The Bitter Root BELOW ZERO “On your marks”—and everybody held his breath. “Get set,” and the spectators bent forward, tense with excitement. “Crack!” went the starter’s pistol, and they were off. Dickinson took the lead and the physics class went wild. But he couldn’t keep the pace, and Miss Wright, breathing cyclonically. passed him at the fifth hurdle. A deafening shout rent the air as Wright flew over the obstacles, and her followers, at the top of their voices, quoted from Gray’s Elegy, and The Deserted Village. Dickinson made an heroic effort to gain the lead, and brushing aside his wavy locks of hair, he managed to catch up with his nearest opponent. Urged on by the cheers from the physics class and spurred on by the Senior girls he managed to clear the last hurdle ahead of his opponent. In their eagerness, the spectators forgot about Miss Spencer, who seemed to be faking it, so to say But as soon as she spied that the other hurdlers were near the finish, she clenched her teeth, and gnash- ing her fists she went after them in a wonderful spurt. An outburst of applause greeted her as she closed in near Dickinson and Wright. ‘ ‘ Go on Dickinson ! ” “ Good work, Wright!” “Keep it up, Miss Spencer!” were the exclama- tions from the grandstand, and all three seemed to be running at a dead heat. They were now spurting in toward the finish, when Miss Wright asked Miss Spencer if she had bought her new Easter bon- net. Miss Spencer, breathless, de- scribed her new Easter headgear— and Dickinson won the race. The Bitter Root Page 65 SOPHIE’S CIRCUS STUNT C. SIMPKINS The Sophomore class contributed their share to the “Circus” in a highly pleasing and dignified manner. “Shadows of School Life” was the title, and members of the class cast a number of shadows, which made some of the faculty almost laugh. Emerson Stone sang an appropriate ballad to the tune. “If All Moons Were Honeymoons.” Although the absence of Mr. H. M. Barratt was very conspicuous, Mr. Stone’s ennunciation was very good. The words follow: “Wise old Punk I’m wondering now, How many girls youve tried. There’s Rankin. Forbis. Avery and A thousand more beside. We saw you bring Bess Hollenbeck And take “Sweet Gladys” home. We’ve watched you walk the streets at night: You never walk alone.” , Chorus:—- “If all the girls were pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty High School girls. If every girl were like a pearl and they all loved you. You would be a Mormon then. Mormon then, be a Mormon then. And keep them from the other men. That’s just what you would do.” Following Mr. Stone’s solo, Leroy Lebkiclier sang a song that, despite his inward feelings, he rendered in a most praiseworthy man- ner and received much deserved applause. No one in all that vast cheering audience knew that he was grief stricken, way-worn and weary from his fruitless search and research for a girl. How his jealous and envious spirits arose and almost choked his very voice, as he began the words, to the tune, “I’m Afraid to Go Home in the Dark:” “Lulu dear! Listen here, Em shouldn’t go home in the dark. Each Sunday the Snakers say Em goes up thru the park. And he (?) sits around on the S-O-F-A, Happy as a lark. 0, there’s no place like home, But Em shouldn’t go home in the dark.” We are given much satisfaction at present by the knowledge that Mr. Lebkicher is as happy as the “birds in May,” since Mr. Stone, on a third trial, has managed to break loose from the ties that bind. Page 66 The Bitter Root Claude Simpkins next appeared on the stage in his backward, bashful way, and gave a toast, warm and eloquent, to each member of the faculty. Owing to the fact that he intended to graduate from the old Missoula High School in five or six years, he could not afford to devote very much time to each member. But what made the “hit” was the fact that he appeared in his most appropriate costume, that of a fool, and held up to view a life-sized caricature of the person described, which had been drawn by W. B. Smith and Clay Spohn. The toast he had prepared was: Here’s to Miss Spencer, so flowery fine. Here’s to Miss James; we have “two of a kind.” Here’s to Miss Ross, so scrumptuously fair. Here’s to Miss Smead. red freckles and hair. Here’s to Ronan of the English class wise. Golden locks and beautiful eyes. Heres to Miss Bowman; we wouldn’t miss you; You’ll be a Mrs. if Dickey bird’s true. Here’s to Miss Leyenberger. from old German land, A rival of Bowman for Dickey’s soft hand. Here’s to Miss Wright, all her sorrows and joys. And may she get rid of that avoirdupois. Here’s to Miss Dofsky, that marvelous girl. Who teaches and preaches the whirls of the world. Here’s to one, both captain and major. Our comical, dignified principal, Stejer. Then here’s to the Sophomores and here’s to the School, And here’s to the rollicking, frolicking fool. The Bitter Root Page 67 SOCIETY For the last three years the old. custom of initiating the Fresh men has been unobserved, but on Saturday, November 3. the new- comers, including students and teachers, were formally introduced to this institution. The affair was given under the auspices of the Students’ Association, and the officials in charge made the program most interesting for the spectators and exciting for the participants. If the victims expected any mercy at the hands of their tormentors, they were quickly disillusioned, for, from the time they entered the building until the last sentence was pronounced, they were subjected to such strenuous, trying ordeals as will never be forgotten by the Class of ’14. After the “Freshies” had been tortured to the satis- faction of the “Majesties” in charge, and had been given a few ad- visory remarks concerning their future mode of moral action in the High School, all present repaired to the lower hall, where an in- formal dance was enjoyed. THE CIRCUS On Friday evening. December 2, the Students’ Association gave the “Circus,” one of the funniest and most brilliant entertainments given in the High School this year. The program consisted of musical numbers and an original stunt by each class. The Seniors began the performance with a mock trial, a bur- lesque on the days of chivalry among the Freshmen, and this made a jolly beginning to an evening of continued merriment. The highly intellectual jests were very much appreciated, and the solemnity and sincerity of the whole proceeding was so touching that everyone readily sympathized with the weeping convict. The Junior stunt was equally clever. In this the renowned mes- merist, “Skinnev” Halley, displayed his wonderful genius. “Shadow Pictures of School Life,” by the Sophomores, were most realistic, and the faculty photographs caused much hilarity. The Freshman farce was complete in every way, and added much to the success of the entertainment. After this the piano was moved to the lower hall and dancing was enjoyed. SPELLING MATCH An old-fashioned spelling match was held in the assembly room of the High School on Friday evening, April 21. At the first of the term Dr. Willard offered twenty-seven dollars, to be distributed among the three best spellers; the first to receive fifteen dollars; the second, seven dollars; the third, five dollars. During the last two months preliminary tests were given to all the students of the High School. From among the contestants sixty were selected and allowed to compete in the final match. Much interest was manifested by students and the contest was carried on with spirit. The following won the prizes: Helen Long, first; Conrad Orr, second; Hazel Hawk, third. Page 68 The Bitter Root SENIORS ENTERTAINED The Misses Spencer, James and Ross very pleasantly entertained the members of the Senior Class at a Valentine party on Saturday evening, February 18. “Hearts” was the game of the evening, and formed a most pleasant pastime. At a late hour delicious refresh- ments were served, after which the guests reluctantly departed. CHARTER DAY Friday, February 17, was Charter Day at the University, and by shortening the recitations, the High School students were given a partial holiday. Many took advantage of the opportunity and saw exhibitions in the various departments of the University. The Seniors of the University escorted the visitors about the buildings and ex- plained the things of interest. LUNCHEON On February 17 the students of the High School devised a scheme for raising a fund to pay the debt on the tennis court. Sandwiches, fruit, pickles, baked beans, and candy were donated in large quantities by the students. After dismissal at noon, the food was sold in the lower hall. A total of forty-two dollars was realized. INTELLECTUAL TRAINING Prof. J. D. S. Riggs of Alton, 111., addressed the students of the High School on April 7. His subject was “The Value of Higher Intellectual Training,” and the talk, which was enjoyed by all, was one of the best ever given in this school. The Bitter Root Page 69 EUGENE E. ANGEVINE W inner Second Place, in the Interscholastic Declamatory Conest Subject, “Campaign Speech for District Attorney,” By W. T. Jerome. FRUIT TREES On February 16 the students of the High School were addressed by Prof. 0. D. Whipple of the Bozeman Agricultural College. His subject was “The Propagation of Our Fruit Trees.” It was highly instructive. BASEBALL MEETING The Students’ Association held a meeting on Tuesday, March 7, in the interests of baseball andMhe track meet. Plans were discussed as to the ways and means of raising the necessary funds for trans- forming the Missoula baseball grounds into a suitable field. The following track and baseball managers were elected: Earl Deuel, Track Manager; Floyd Plalford, Assistant Track Manager; Merritt Owsley, Baseball Manager; Keith Miller, Assistant Baseball Manager. WOMAN’S SUFFRAGE On Tuesday, February 28, Miss Rankin gave a most interesting talk to the Girls’ English Club. The subject of her pleasing dis- course was “Woman’s Suffrage.” Miss Rankin traced the develop- ment of the movement from the beginning. Her talk was most con- vincing and entertaining. UNIVERSITY EXTENSION LECTURES During the school year a series of interesting lectures by the members of the University faculty was given in the High School assembly room. The course was given under the joint management of the State University, represented by Prof. Kirkwood, Mrs. Skinner of the Woman’s Club, Prof: Williams of the'City Schools, and Prof. Stejer of the High School. Stereopticon views were used to present the various subjects. HIGH SCHOOL-UNIVERSITY FRESHMEN DEBATE On or about May 29th the High School debaters are to meet the forensic stars representing the University Freshmen, on the ques- tion: “Resolved. That a graduated income tax be a part of our Federal system of taxation.” The High School is to uphold the negative, while the Freshmen will advance arguments in favor of the tax. This is the first annual event of its kind between the two insti- tutions and a continuance of similar relations will do much to de- velop the debating material among the boys. The High School debaters are Merritt Owsley, Stuart McITaffie, and Carroll Baker; alternate, Percy Stone. The Bitter Root Page 71 THE MEGAPHONE Editor-in-Chief ,..................Lulu Wright News Editor.................Elizabeth Klebe Grind Editor ..... Irene Murray Exchange Editor . . . Elizabeth Hershey Publication Editor.............Alpha Pierson Athletic Editor ..... Leroy Lebkicher Circulation Manager ...........Clarence Cook Business Manager . . ... Floyd Halford “The Megaphone,” published by the Junior class, to pay Junior Prom expenses, is a weekly newspaper. It keeps the student body informed on all matters of importance concerning clubs, literary so cietes, class doings, and general school happenings, and in addition to this gives us all the most recent data on detentions, faculty fail- ings, and “grinds” in general. Page 72 The Bitter Root THE DERIjtY The Bitter Root Page 73 THE STAFF THE BITTER ROOT EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Assistant Editors Business Manager . Assistant Manager Literary Editor Assistant Literary Editor Society Editor Grind Editor . Assistant Grind Editor Athletic Editor Exchange Editor Alumni Editor Staff Artist .................Cora Schilling . Ruby Jacobson and Hazel IIawic . ' . ... Frederick Richter ...............Joy Smith . • . . . . Merle Kettlewell ..................Myrtle Gray .....................Hazel Hill .................Harry Hughes . . .• Florence Shull . . ’ . .' aEarl Deuel . . . Gladys Brown ...............Marcus Rasmussen ................Wallace Smith The Bitter Root Page 7T EDITORIAL After one month of hard work the Bitter Root is ready to be presented to the public. We have endeavored to make this, a High School Annual, one in which all the classes are represented, although we feel that the Senior class, which must bear the blame, if it is a failure, should receive some measure of praise if a success. We fully realize that the Annual is not perfect. So. as it is read, we beg that you will remember that those who publish it are only High School students. We have worked against great opposition in publishing a Bitter Root this year, and have had only a short time to collect our material. Therefore, we ask that the criticism be not too harsh. In these columns we wish to thank the business men of Missoula for the hearty support they have given us. We realize that without their help the Annual would have been an impossibility. We par- ticularly urge upon all to patronize the business men who have helped us with ads. When you go into a store say that you came there because they advertised in our paper. It is a simple thing to do, but you have no idea how it helps. It is surprising to notice how modest students are when asked to contribute material for the Bitter Root. Still, we wish to thank all those who have helped us by offering suggestions in the way of stories, poems, drawings or grinds. Although all of it could not be accepted, we appreciate the efforts none the less. In thinking of those who have enabled us to complete our High School education we would not forget those wTho have truly done the most—our parents. As they attend the Commencement exercises may they feel that their sacrifice has not been in vain. Page 76 The Bitter Root SENIOR ORATIONS TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 191! Piano Solo..............................Bernice Berry “The Evolution of the Modern Newspaper’’ . Hazel Hill “The Passing of the Flathead” . . Marguerite Barden Piano Solo........................................Jean Sloane “The Wonder Worker”...................Lizzie Allaway “The Greatest American of Today” . . Myrtle Gray' “A Woman’s World”..........................Kate Cook TUESDAY. APRIL 25, 1911 “The Greatest Army of Modern Times” . Hilda Marsh “Marie Antoinette”...................Jessaleen Wilkins ‘Harriman, the Nation Builder” . . . Earl Deuel Piano Solo.......................................Leila McDonald “Count Tolstoi”......................Marguerite Bonner “Ballinger, Conservation” .... Marcus Rasmussen Piano Solo...............................Edith Graham “Our Indian Policy”..................Frederick Richter “ Savanarolla ”...........................Gladys Brown “Stemming the Tide”........................Hazel Hawk The . Bitter Root Pafjc 77 SENIOR ORATIONS TUESDAY. MAY 2, 1911 “Reciprocity with Canada” . . . Merritt Owsley “Robert E. Lee, the Man”....................Bessie Borgers “Heredity of Environment” ... . Harry Hughes “A New Party”...............................Hubert Gwinn “The Uplifting of Woman Kind” . . Florence Shull “Child Labor”..........................................Joy Smith “What Shall We Do with Our Criminal” Cora Schilling “The Intellectual Awakening of China” . Ruby Jacobson “The Place of the Farmer” . . . Raymond Carroll “The Call to Arms” ...........................Edna Rankin Merle Kettlewell, Bessie Borgers, Hubert Gwinn and Frederick Richter were selected to deliver the class orations. Page 78 The Bitter Root Kerc’s a bumper to uou, schoolmates, aub a so-long to uou; Sere’s a bansai aub a broabsibc aub a song to uou. Hlet fa ho fatll tru to roast uou, l ► ry 7 •SSe, the JSemors, rise anb toast uou, y 31 n a cup of gloru, schoolmates--anb a so- lottg to uou. nonomous ! H I3 . : Page 80 The Bitter Root COMMENCEMENT Monday Evening, May 29........................Junior Banquet Tuesday Evening, Slay 30........................Junior Prom. Wednesday Evening, Slav 31 ... Senior Orations Thursday Evening, June 1 .... Senior Play Friday Evening. June 2 ..... Commencement Address and Presentation of Diplomas THE SENIOR PLAY M. BARDEN, 12 June 1st is to be the date of one of the great events of this school year—the Senior play. There is no question that this production, entitled, “A Box of Monkeys,” will attain and surpass the high precedent of splendid acting established by the Seniors of previous years. Even more fun and merriment than is suggested by the title are aroused by the lively situations, and really funny jokes, of this clever farce. Hazel Hill, as Sierra, brings the spicy, atmosphere of the west into the home of ..a strictly conventional aunt, who is so- cially ambitious. Myrtle Gray portrays the character of this would- be aristocrat, splendidly, while Merle KettlewelPs interpretation of “The Daughter of a Thousand English Earls’’ is exceptionally good. The part of the bashful lover, Chauncy Oglethorpe, is cleverly taken by Raymond Carroll. Earl Deuel, as Edward Ralston, is a dashing young westerner, deep in love with Sierra. The Bitter Root Page SI ■6-SOULA AE RAPHONE xTune I , 9-fS' Dt±0VBR y T C-FN£ aT 0A( J C r Acrv oj Bdtn! m+y 2. t: i • • ■✓'on Id � i rejoiced. ha Hc rccM-n «Lise cry jes cert ifhthe Jo� vj xrdert � h the l. tho-So K .£ « hvl :r 0? ■ l e+r. free, ft uJlTcr jdt( He foe Ai� «iijni oi i ty ojf W 0 nf riA ; mn b ae flA � u t|A lays « rern r (- • - H i A i f uij i l.Ve n e V iene oHae%«, .+h h %nU ,eA ri-� f� nj d. UA� « i A ar- 'ffl Jour i Jt iTui .‘Hr � r«t. 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C a n r •) W� nr|f luif«nx or tXe hand i- fM USSir. rjtw Ai i« r- me rcs i o e rt t on i ♦ � n “t the Chift«ic RatipnAif Air e cm out. 7 A« Jf • ren a f� v« eA r -(Aay Ajf the em r«M the rhaf A«rh r eTTdtdlr rtojm tUJe r i v l jui: ttrj. ff SHt t „ . t7i J a � i? om'irvend A aye A kwH 9 JtliWUl A.fTjtnfafi .. Tfi if r c kL n. J” J “ rom tho. j cr t erLbsts.) -Dux gemina eaetJ aAd Afoot etA r Xet n C.’) f wota t� ai, n r prfnS) t d h ere X « • a). . -C T tow; rhereeoet ! h f Ipraten that v«y WabuIo T Aan CAi ieic fee.) •♦'••ity. (wrdlA., 5ecauii!iYt! ' jarJoehtr Iffr.Pontc u s Atnr ur-ifliuflttd)’ e grea •edst' pr a+imi je had trtr Aeot-d; i� wi))|S LdoWn in the anoalo aj artAmf • w | th the lmi(Ae � 4 CsrlilJ Ch tteMer ALUMNI NEWS In a general review of the school work for the year, we have by no means forgotten our alumni, to which so many have been added annually that now their number reaches approximately one hundred. This time of the year naturally brings them to our minds, and we are always interested in their welfare. It is gratifying to look around and observe the actions and pursuits of our High School graduates, especially in higher institutions. Recently Fred Angevine, ’07, was chosen to represent the Uni- versity of Washington in the annual Tri-State Oratorical Contest. This makes the representatives of two states, Montana and Washing- ton, graduates of the local High School. Florence Matthews. ’08, who was the champion of the Missoula High School debating team, repre- senting the University of Montana. Many of the alumni are con- tinuing their work in higher fields of activities. William MacGibbon, ’08, has recently taken a position with the Chicago, Milwaukee St. Paul Railroad near Chicago. Many girls are teaching school. Among these are Hazel Butzerin, ’07; Mary Newport, ’08; Florence Irving, ’09. and Anna Linn, ’09. A great number are taking advantage of our educational insti- tutions here in Missoula, and others in eastern colleges. Some of these are gaining in athletics in the State University. Hugh Forbis, ’06; LeBaron Beard. ’09; Carl Cameron, ’09; Ed Simpkins, ’10. and Wil- son Minnerlv, ’10. Others have entered the state of matrimony and are learning the art of domestic science. From time to time the graduates have visited the M. H. S., and we are always glad to see them. We would like to have them come oftener. To all the alumni we, the class of 1911, extend our best wishes. The Bitter Root Page 83 GRINDS “Andrew Jacobson’s Daughter.” A remarkable and romantic story by Claude Molehoir. “A Concoction of Plausible Lies!” An exposition full of infor- mation and experience by Harry Linn. “Some Girls I Have Loved,” by Merrit Owsley. A fascinating story in twelve volumes. Certain to hold the reader spellbound from start to finish. “How I Became an Actress,” by Bessie Borgers. A girl’s actual experience in getting on the stage, and what happened after she got on. “A Living Skeleton,” by Earl Deuel. Intense love mingles with the supernatural agencies in this thrilling novel. “Reveries of an Old Maid.” A remarkable and lifelike story by Florence Shull. The other day in Latin, Our Cory said, “Don’t know!” The words themselves were simple— ■We, too, had spoken so. But when our Cory said them. Then, with a wondrous clink, They fell like the hail from heaven Into Ma’s kitchen sink. Page 84 The Bitter Root (To the tune of “Flow Gently Sweet Afton.”) Tread softly, clear Senior, Along your bright path; Tread softly, I warn you, You’re not there by half; Then some one may flunk you, Then what will you do? Tread softly, dear Senior, This warning’s for you. Mr. Lansing in Physics was describing the expansion of a paved sidewalk. Mr. Dickinson interrupting said: “Very well, I want a con- crete example.” Cupid replied: “Well—cement sidewalk.” Miss Spencer: “Lizzie, I suppose you were brought up on dia- graming, but I wasn’t.” Mr. Stejer: “Mr. Molchoir, how many stars did you discover in the heavens last night?” Mr. Molchoir (blushing) : “I don’t know. Jean kept count of the stars. ” The Bitter Root Page 85 Mr. Lever (in talking to the Senior class)..—“Of course I don’t know the peculiarities of this class.” M. Gray—“It is nothing but peculiarities.” Miss Spencer—“What calamity overcame Thompson at this time?” F. Shull—“He got married!” Everybod.y loves the Freshies, They are all so green; Brightening up our sombre way With their brilliant sheen. Making life more varied By their baby tricks. Everybody loves the Freshies For we think they’re bricks. Mr. Ward (taking megaphone pictures)—“Mr. Lebkicher, don’t sit so close to Miss Wright.” Miss Spencer—“What is ‘it’?” Joy Smith—“I am.” H. Quinn (gazing at his physics book, which had been much used by the boys of the class)—“My, how that book has aged with worry since I left school! ’ ’ II. Hawk (in Vergil)—“Then we consigned to the tombs my father’s remaining bones (but what became of those not remaining is what we would like to know.” Teacher—“What was the revival of learning?” Josie Jones—“Before the last exams.” Joy Smith—“I was not always a man of woe.” Dickinson—“That’s a joke. Why don’t you laugh?” Page 86 The Bitter Root Clayton Spencer—“See how sickly looking and deathly pale and thin. Overwork and study are surely killing him ’ Libby—“Have you seen or heard my gum around here!” RUBBISH SALE All students are requested to patronize home talent, and we es- pecially recommend this counter. Cupid Lansing’s Freckle Cream, guaranteed to remove freckles and all facial blemishes within 365 days. Herbert Molchior offers to the public a remedy warranted to ward off all dangers resulting from the venomous bites of wood ticks, Dickinson’s Hair Restorer—The powerful Baldine remedy. We hold the discoverer up as a living example of the efficiency of this ointment. Use Parson’s Beauty Cream. Of this the manufacturer has said: “I have fully tested the merits of this wonderful cream an] have not found it lacking in any respect. I now place it on the market in my desire to aid mankind in their search for a winsome face. Emerson Stone’s Heart-Mending Cement—Guaranteed to mend a broken or cracked heart by the time the next pretty girl comes along. “How to Overcome Bashfulness”—a profound and philosophic treatise as told by Joy Smith. “Little Busy Bodies,” by Gladys Halford, Anna McKensie and Doris Prescott. A story for children. ........“An Old-fashioned Girl,” an autobiography by Leona Forbis. As one reads, the tears and smiles mingle, but the smiles have it. “Sweet Sixteen,” by Merle Kettlewell It teems with pathos, humor and sentiment. The Bitter Root Page 87 “How to Hunt Bison and Crocodiles,” a story charged with ex- citing adventures by Miss Milo. “The Ruling Passion.” It is one of the tenderest of love idyls, charmingly related by Floyd Halford. “Hints for Lovers,” wise and witty sayings about the tender passion, by Florence Courtney and Keith Miller. Miss Ronan: “What case is Caesari?” Claude Simpkins: “Accusative.” Miss R.: “ Oh, Claude, I don ’t believe you know what a case is.’ ’ Claude: “Oh, yes, I do, Miss Ronan, I’ve had several.” WHAT WOULD HAPPEN If all the Seniors would work their own physics problems? If Jessaleen were to come to school minus one-half indh of pow- der ? If Merritt were to cease borrowing other people’s books? If Cora should shake her head violently? If Smith ceased spouting hot air? If Hazel Hill would forget to smile at Halford? If Frederick stopped eating candy? If Earl were to ignore the girls? If Marcus stopped making goo-goo eyes? If Marguerite Bonner should learn to recognize an attribute com- plement ? If R. Jacobson should cease blushing when approached by a boy ? If Clayton waited much longer for Tiny? If R. Carroll were to notice a girl? If H. Gwinn should stop writing notes? If F. Shull should moderate her voice. If Merle would only quit getting sore ? If Harry Hughes stopped saying, “this here” and “that there?” If Bessie would moderate her boldness? If Edna were deprived of the joys of University society? Page 88 The Bitter Root If Gladys Brown would get interested in some of the Senior boys ? If Myrtle would only stop worrying? If Hazel Hawk were to turn down Merritt? If Marguerite Barden would get a steady case? If Hilda Marsh got to school on time? If Kate Cook were a member of Phi Kappa Delta? If Lizzie flunked in physics class? Miss Jamieson (to physiology class)—“Take the lesson on the page behind your appendix. Jessaleen W.—How are you going to fill your cushions? M. Bonner—“Why. Joy promised me his hair next time he had it cut.” Helen Shull—“Some walked on horseback.” R. Jacobson (in German)—“Oh, is he blind, entirely blind, and can’t see?” BEATITUDES 1. Blessed are the poor in grades, for theirs is the card of flunks. 2. Blessed are the meek and suppliant students, for they shall inherit the “E’s” of the teachers. 3. Blessed are they who toil and sweat deciphering other peo- ple’s notebooks, for verily their own shall be filled with much knowledge. 4. Blessed are they who drank of the croton oil, for they shall escape the censure of the board. 5. Blessed are they who are persecuted for talkativeness’ sake, for theirs is the realm of detentions. 6. Blessed are they that mourn because of the goose eggs, for they shall be comforted by the survival of the fittest. 7. Blessed are ye, when students shall slander ye, and torment ye and tell all manner of lies about ye, falsely, for the sake of the Bitter Root. Observant Student—“The only book Merrit owns is his Caesar.” Cora S.—“He probably thought that was a safe investment.” Beulah W. (after mid-year exams.)—“I don’t feel like a Fresh- man any more. I feel so old since all these green things came in.” At the amateur play of the High School we beheld a sight quite new, for the gallant Jay Ector escorted the charming Miss Donohue. The Bitter Root Page 89 HINTS TO THE INNOCENT FRESHMEN 1. Freshmen, still being babies, should be seen and not heard. 2. If you are inclined to be weak in the knees when addressed by a teacher or a Senior, go to Miss Hill for instructions for over- coming this agonizing fever. Bessie Knott—“I’ll be disappointed if they don’t grind me in the Bitter Root.” The tyranny of mighty teachers Is what we mostly fear! For it is they, the awful creatures. Who flunk our trackmen dear. Miss James—“If I said you were stupid how would you re- fute it?” Freshman—‘ Couldn’t. ” Mr.. Dickinson—“Mr. Sheedv, why do the clock hands go around?” Chris S.—“Mr. Clarke wound it, I suppose.” HEARD IN THE SENATE Mr. Lever—‘4 The gentleman from Arkansas may have the floor.9 9 Senator Hester—“I ain’t got'nothing to say.” C. Schilling (passing Professor Stejer, absently-mindedly)— “Hello!” Cupid’s Desire—To live up to his name. Harry Linn—To get a girl. Mary Wright—To be as popular as Lulu. Lilian Longfelt—To make an impression. John Spencer—To be a vaudeville Actor. Bessie Borgers—To be a public speaker. Paul Barden—To have a pompadour. Emerson Stone—To be a chorus girl. Who are they, with bewildering looks, Gazing at Stejer with askance: Standing around in unknown nooks. Fearing mightily the Seniors glance? Page 90 The Bitter Root The Bitter Root Page 91 NAME STORY Once upon a time the Baker of Bonner was sitting in his pew at Hamilton when Sir Em, the Knight of the Stone, who Patters-on from a Hill in Britain, came to him and said: “ What’s Allen you? You look as if all the Baptist Parsons were plotting to Berry you. How can you Barratt? But, say, have you seen the Wright, the fair, fair Wright?” Incensed at his words, the Baker blurted out: “The Wright is Knott, the Wright is Knott!” “Hear!” cried Sir Em. “’Tis an insult. A Deuel I’ll have. You cannot Scherk it. Follow me.” They walked until the} came to a dry crab tree, which Ros(s)e near some Mills in a Marsh. In the Marsh several Taylors, Cooks and Smithers were dipping up the cool water in two long Boles. The Baker picked up some Orr and a Stone, while Sir Em felt of his Arm- strong and Brown, and filled his arms full of Hay. On seeing these preparations a Moody Brewer said: “Forbits on Sir Em. He’ll win, for the (W)rights on his side.” “Done”’ cried the Han (d)som Marshal. I’ll bet a Schilling ex- tra on the jjaker. ” Suddenly Chatlen A. Carrol, the Baker, threw a Stone Overturf at Sir Em, but it went into the Woods, so he threw the Orr. “Hey, there! Don’t (a)Buse him,” cried a Le(a)ver. But suddenly Sir Em jumped up and caught the Orr in the Hay and so did All-away with a wound which would have been Long-felt. “Hurray,” cried the Brewer, “I’ve won my bet. I’ll buy a Val- entine with the Schilling.” Then Ray Butz(er) in and says: “Sir Em Reely won, and so he has proved that the Wright is Knott Knott.” Teacher—“Why don’t people go to the South Pole instead of all going to the North Pole?” Student—“It’s too hot down there.” Dickinson—“Miss Hawk, what is ‘Specific Heat’?” Hazel—“Hot air.” E. Angevine (in phys. geo.)—“The earth moves in an oblong oval. ’' Myrtle Gray—“Well, Mr. Dickinson, if the sun imparts energy to the earth, why aren’t Southerners more energetic than we are?” Teacher—“How many men crossed the Alps?” Unknown—‘ ‘ Fifty thousand, not- including the elephants. ’ ’ Page 92 The Bitter Root EXCHANGES Red as a rose, green as the grass, But the greenest of all Is the Freshman class. Professor—“Why did you come to college, anyway? You are not studying. ’’ Willie Rahrah—“Well, ma says it7s to fit me for the presidency; Uncle Bill, to sow my wild oats; Sis, to get a chum for her to marry, and Pa, to bankrupt the family.” There was a young man named Fiddle, Who would not accept his degree, For he said it’s enough to be Fiddle Without being Fiddle D. D. SENIOR TOASTS Here’s to our teachers and parents; May they never meet. GEOMETRY PROPORTIONS Can you prove this: The line described by a pail of water from an upper window to the head of a serenader is the shortest line be- tween the serenader and her father. Pupils in the same class and in the same grade are equal to each other. A flunk is a truth which does not need demonstration. An excuse may be produced any number of times. A bee-line may be drawn from any recitation room to the office. Senior—“I am going to write on Shakespearian heroines.” Freshie—“His men or women heroines?” “Tommy,” said his teacher, “you are nearly twenty minutes late, why is it?” “IPs the walking, ma’m,” said Tommy. “The walking is that bad down where I live that for every slip forward on the way to school this morn, I took two slips backward.” The teacher smiled scornfully. “At that rate, Tommy,” she said, “you’d never have reached school at all.” “No more I would m’am,” said Tommy, “so I turned around to go home again and in a little while I was at the school house.” The Bitter - Root Page 93 She—4'When I go to Heaven I’m going to ask Shakespeare if he wrote his own plays.” He— What if he isn’t there?” She— Then you ask him.” A maiden eov; a big, bold boy; A friendship quite platonic. A little walk; a cozy talk; And Cupid. God ironic. The maid, quite game; the man the same; For then he up and kissed her. The maid was fair; what harm is there For one to kiss a sister? When you’re actin’ like you owned the earth just ’cause you’ve got a girl. A courtin’ and a dancin’, and makin’ life a whirl, You’d better act more humble and be kinder lookin’ out, Er the girl’ll turn you over if you don’t watch out. Breathes there a man with soul so dead, 'Who never to himself hath said, As he stubbed his toe against the bed, S ! ! ! _ — ? ? ? — ooo_____ ! ! ! ! Cram! Exam!! Flunk!!! Trunk!!!! PHENOMENON An old colored man was asked the meaning of the word phe- nomenon and this was the answer he gave: If yo’ go along the road and see a cow dat ain’t no phenomenon, and if yo’ see a thistle there dat ain’t no phenomenon eider, and if yo’ goes furder and sees a lark singin’ on a fence dat ain’t no phenomenon. 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