Hedding College - Orange Yearbook (Abingdon, IL)

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Z 3 c 'Ti iam ' Mg Ofgfggg Uhr Iirnpvr Glhing Gln En? Always say what you think in the most ungracious way. Boys should never open doors for the girls. Always take the biggest piece of meat on the plate. Never say please or thank you. Always wear red and pink together. Always copy from the person next to you. Make it a point to be at least five minutes late to class. Have a good time while some one else does the work. Wear your best clothes on hobo day. Don't buy anything you can borrow. T1'eat your Professors as inferiors. Look as gloomy as possible all the time. Find fault with everyone but yourself. Cut chapel and sleep. Never perform on a society program. Cut across the campus to destroy the grass. Aim at the trees when you play tennis. Carry away the decorations from a party for souvenirs. Never write so that anyone can read your writing. 3352293 Elm Qlnmmanhmmta En Illreahmvn I. You shall have the friendly protection of the worried Juniors. II. You shall follow the example of the worthy Seniors and be late to classes. III. IV. You shall endeavor to conquer your neighbors and rivalsathe greedy Sophomores, but You shall go through the terrible war with your enemies, 'I'rig and Algebra. above all, do not become infatuated with any of them. V. You shall not cut across the tender grass of the campus, neither after the curfew has rung, nor when you are in a hurry for lunch. VI. You shall not covet your room-mate's lady friends, nor the pictures of these. VII. You shall join everything that you can, and attend everything possible, lest you might be accused of studying. VIII. You shall have all the dates that you can manage, lest when you are older you may not have a chance. IX. Remember the first day of the month to keep in touch with your pocket book, so that your days may be long at Nessie Blodgett Hall. X. Honor the faculty, and flatter them to the best of your ability. S-2235255 31' me Glnlh flhv Efruth Your hair looks like a fright to-night. Oh, your voice sounded so cracked this morning that it was misery to listen to you. I wish that you hadn't come. Don't come back very soon. I've had a horrible time at your party. I wish you hadn't asked me to come. You haven't brains enough to stay in school. You should stay at home and save your money. Well, I think I am the best student in this class and I should get the highest grades. I really don't know. I'm just trying to bluE. I've had plenty of time, but I was just too lazy to do it. I didn't come to school to study. I came to have a good time and to be on committees. I am doing this for my own personal benefit. You look like a skeleton in an evening gown. There really are a few people who don't gossip. ,Q ?E43'f91'QifEF2f5LiM?gi4T'?2ff.E13E'2Ef5Q f 2 '-Egifi: tfifif One Hundred Thirty-one

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